Somehow, either by chance or the author's disturbed mind (HEY!) the
five rounded the corner onto the (o you know it) lingerie department. Lily
dropped the janitor's hand and looked at the floor blushing a deep red at
the... ahem interesting piece of cloth that barely existed in front of
them.
"Whoahoa!" Remus spluttered looking down at the ground.
"Lemme see!" Sirius whined splashing around in the bucket trying to get a better look.
"Lily that would look great on you." James said giving Lily a wolf like grin, before staring at her and getting a glazed over look in his eyes.
"JAMES!" Lily shrieked smacking James in the arm and pushing the guys away from this section. James, during his fanaticizing, dropped the bucket containing Sirius. As Lily ushered them away from this errrr... interesting section Sirius was forgotten and left.
*** Several minutes later ***
"Um, guys?" Sirius asked into the air. "Its getting cold in here. So would you mind remembering me!"
"Its getting cold in here! So put on all your-" Sang a blue hatted hamster who was dancing a jig, that was paced to very loud and fast music, which was sung by a rapping squirrel that was wearing a leather jacket, backwards hat-
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Sirius, the dancing hamster, the rapping squirrel, James, Lily, Remus, Peter, Scruffy, several Muggles, and the digested Play- Dough.
::whimper, whimper:: Sorry, just trying to lighten the situation. Anyway you should be nice to me, I have the power to erase and destroy all of your miserable little lives so HA!
::gulp:: Gulped Sirius, the dancing hamster, the rapping squirrel, James, Lily, Remus, Peter, Scruffy, several Muggles, and the digested Play- Dough.
MOVING ON!
"That's not how it goes you dumb hamster!" Sirius scoffed.
"Oh really?" Asked the hamster crossing its arms.
"Yes it really goes........ well this is a PG rated story and I don't want to ruin the rating so never mind."
"You don't know it!"
"Yes I do!"
"Nah ah!"
"Yeah ha!"
"Nah ah!"
"Yeah ha!"
~ Now we are off to find Remus, Peter, James, and Lily, oh and Scruffy. ~
"So, what exactly are we doing?" Asked Peter.
"Getting away from the hamsters" Lily paused and turned around. "which aren't chasing us?"
"Has anyone noticed that it's eerily quiet?" Remus pondered aloud.
"Yeah you're right.... SIRIUS!" Shrieked James looking around. "Where is he?! Aw, crap, Siri I left him!"
"You idjut!" Lily snapped thwacking him on the back of the head.
"Guys, I think I know where Sirius is....." Remus started. Lily gasped in horror, James grinned, Peter bawled like a baby (is he gay?)
"NO!" Remus, James, Lily, Scruffy, and a very distraut Peter growled at the author.
"No not there! Anywhere but there!" Lily said.
"Yes there."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo (falls to knees) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo (takes a breath) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (takes another breath) ooooooooooooooooooooooo- " Lily was cut off when James, Remus, Peter, Scruffy, the author and a near by tennis ball yelled
"SHUT UP!" For the rest of her life Lily was emotionally scared.
"I was not!"
Yes, but I'm the author, and you're a character. I got the power! Dun dun dun dun dun do do do do. I got the power!
"Oh no, it's singing!" Scruffy wailed.
IT?! IT?! Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me but I am a she!
"Sorry, I couldn't tell."
You will die!
Suddenly out of nothing-hem dropped a huge iron. It slammed down of Scruffy and made a sizzling noise.
"Youch." Winced Remus and James.
"Hey! That's my job!" Cried a house elf. He ran over to the iron, pulled up an edge, then placed his hands underneath for some obscure reason.
"Dobby?" Asked Remus, James, Lily, and Peter.
"Wait how do we know him, who is from the future?" James questioned to the ceiling.
I don't know but aren't Remus and Peter and James supposed to be going after Sirius right now?
"Hey watta bout me?!" Lily said.
I'm saving you from James' perverted thoughts honey. Don't think I can't read your mind!
James' gasped and placed a hand over his mouth and shrunk under Lily's severe death glare.
So Remus, James, and Peter set off to the 'Forbidden Section'. They were in stealth mode so they were looking around corners, rolling and doing somersaults on the ground, and being extremely loud.
"Huh?" Said Remus and James.
I dunno.
Anyway, Remus, Peter, and James came to a resting point behind a shelf that was their only obstacle from seeing the 'Forbidden Section'. Three heads popped around the corner to survey the scene and all gasped in shock and terror. There before them was-----
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You are at my mercy! ::grins:: sry it took me so long to update.
"Whoahoa!" Remus spluttered looking down at the ground.
"Lemme see!" Sirius whined splashing around in the bucket trying to get a better look.
"Lily that would look great on you." James said giving Lily a wolf like grin, before staring at her and getting a glazed over look in his eyes.
"JAMES!" Lily shrieked smacking James in the arm and pushing the guys away from this section. James, during his fanaticizing, dropped the bucket containing Sirius. As Lily ushered them away from this errrr... interesting section Sirius was forgotten and left.
*** Several minutes later ***
"Um, guys?" Sirius asked into the air. "Its getting cold in here. So would you mind remembering me!"
"Its getting cold in here! So put on all your-" Sang a blue hatted hamster who was dancing a jig, that was paced to very loud and fast music, which was sung by a rapping squirrel that was wearing a leather jacket, backwards hat-
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Sirius, the dancing hamster, the rapping squirrel, James, Lily, Remus, Peter, Scruffy, several Muggles, and the digested Play- Dough.
::whimper, whimper:: Sorry, just trying to lighten the situation. Anyway you should be nice to me, I have the power to erase and destroy all of your miserable little lives so HA!
::gulp:: Gulped Sirius, the dancing hamster, the rapping squirrel, James, Lily, Remus, Peter, Scruffy, several Muggles, and the digested Play- Dough.
MOVING ON!
"That's not how it goes you dumb hamster!" Sirius scoffed.
"Oh really?" Asked the hamster crossing its arms.
"Yes it really goes........ well this is a PG rated story and I don't want to ruin the rating so never mind."
"You don't know it!"
"Yes I do!"
"Nah ah!"
"Yeah ha!"
"Nah ah!"
"Yeah ha!"
~ Now we are off to find Remus, Peter, James, and Lily, oh and Scruffy. ~
"So, what exactly are we doing?" Asked Peter.
"Getting away from the hamsters" Lily paused and turned around. "which aren't chasing us?"
"Has anyone noticed that it's eerily quiet?" Remus pondered aloud.
"Yeah you're right.... SIRIUS!" Shrieked James looking around. "Where is he?! Aw, crap, Siri I left him!"
"You idjut!" Lily snapped thwacking him on the back of the head.
"Guys, I think I know where Sirius is....." Remus started. Lily gasped in horror, James grinned, Peter bawled like a baby (is he gay?)
"NO!" Remus, James, Lily, Scruffy, and a very distraut Peter growled at the author.
"No not there! Anywhere but there!" Lily said.
"Yes there."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo (falls to knees) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo (takes a breath) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (takes another breath) ooooooooooooooooooooooo- " Lily was cut off when James, Remus, Peter, Scruffy, the author and a near by tennis ball yelled
"SHUT UP!" For the rest of her life Lily was emotionally scared.
"I was not!"
Yes, but I'm the author, and you're a character. I got the power! Dun dun dun dun dun do do do do. I got the power!
"Oh no, it's singing!" Scruffy wailed.
IT?! IT?! Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me but I am a she!
"Sorry, I couldn't tell."
You will die!
Suddenly out of nothing-hem dropped a huge iron. It slammed down of Scruffy and made a sizzling noise.
"Youch." Winced Remus and James.
"Hey! That's my job!" Cried a house elf. He ran over to the iron, pulled up an edge, then placed his hands underneath for some obscure reason.
"Dobby?" Asked Remus, James, Lily, and Peter.
"Wait how do we know him, who is from the future?" James questioned to the ceiling.
I don't know but aren't Remus and Peter and James supposed to be going after Sirius right now?
"Hey watta bout me?!" Lily said.
I'm saving you from James' perverted thoughts honey. Don't think I can't read your mind!
James' gasped and placed a hand over his mouth and shrunk under Lily's severe death glare.
So Remus, James, and Peter set off to the 'Forbidden Section'. They were in stealth mode so they were looking around corners, rolling and doing somersaults on the ground, and being extremely loud.
"Huh?" Said Remus and James.
I dunno.
Anyway, Remus, Peter, and James came to a resting point behind a shelf that was their only obstacle from seeing the 'Forbidden Section'. Three heads popped around the corner to survey the scene and all gasped in shock and terror. There before them was-----
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You are at my mercy! ::grins:: sry it took me so long to update.