Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own the Marauders or Lily, they belong entirely
to J.K.R. Anyway, if I did own them I wouldn't have let James or Sirius
die. But the chickens and hamsters are mine! Muwhahahahahahaha! Oh yea,
Scruffy too. ^_^
Anyway, Remus, Peter, and James came to a resting point behind a shelf that was their only obstacle from seeing the 'Forbidden Section'. Three heads popped around the corner to survey the scene and all gasped in shock and terror. There before them was probably the most horrifying thing they could have ever imagined. And believe me, they had seen some pretty horrifying things. Like, Peter in spandex, and the time Remus caught James trying on a bra just to see if it really was all that and the bag of chips.
"WAIT!" Shrieked Remus, James, and Peter staring up at the ceiling in shock.
What?
"How did you know about that?" Asked Remus.
I'm an author I have connections. Duh.
"What kind of connections?"
You don't want to know.
"EEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Get over it and get on with the story.
Continuing, they stared in shock at what was before them. One of the giant space chickens that had somehow managed to survive was strutting around in the piece of lingerie that barely existed that James had liked so much. All the hamsters around it were wolf- whistling and shouting.
"My eyes!" Screamed the bucket on the floor in terror. "IT BURNS!"
"For once I have to agree with Sirius, this has to be the most horrible, frightening thing I've ever seen." Remus, well, agreed.
"Come on, we've got to save him... somehow." James said starting forward. "Hey You! Why don't you scar for life, someone your own size!"
"Yeah, you big, stupid, uh... er... chicken thing!" Peter retorted. Suddenly the chicken stopped strutting and stared at Peter. Hearts appeared above its head and in its eyes. It blinked its suddenly long eyelashes at him and made cooing noises. "Uh, guys?"
"I don't think you should have insulted it Peter, maybe complimenting it will work better." Remus suggested picking up the bucket containing Sirius.
"Alright then! You're a beautiful, lovely, erm, ravishing uh, whatever you are!" Peter yelled, the chicken giggled fondly. "REMUS!"
"Sorry."
"Come to me my love!" Shrieked the chicken lunging at Peter.
"AAAAAAH!!!!!!" Peter ran of in some direction, any direction to get away from the, chicken like thing.
"Well at least he knows someone cares about him." Remus sighed then looked down. "Em, James?"
"What?" James asked tearing his eyes away from the shelves of er, interesting clothing.
"Hamsters!" Remus turned and with the bucket in hand ran back to where they had left Lily.
"Uh, right then." James nodded to the hamsters and sprinted off too.
"So, you're telling me, that right now, a giant love-struck space chicken is running around in um, unmentionables chasing Peter? Did I miss anything?" Lily asked raising an eyebrow. James and Remus had obviously just finished explaining to her what had just happened.
"Yep, basically. Oh and," Before he finished, Remus dumped the bucket out on the floor and Sirius, in human form, appeared in sopping wet clothing.
"YES! I'M BACK! WHOOO HOOO! I LOVE ME!" Sirius cheered hugging himself.
"Eh, sure ya do Padfoot." James patted him on the shoulder. "Where's Scruffy?"
And the three wait now four, looked to see the janitor being carried away by hamsters. (A/N: You know how, in the Tom and Jerry cartoons the ants carry the food away? Well imagine that with no food or ants but a Scruffy and some P.O'ed hamsters.)
Sorry this took such a long time. More to come hopefully! I'd like to thank all u who review my stories! Thanx,
Nox .
Anyway, Remus, Peter, and James came to a resting point behind a shelf that was their only obstacle from seeing the 'Forbidden Section'. Three heads popped around the corner to survey the scene and all gasped in shock and terror. There before them was probably the most horrifying thing they could have ever imagined. And believe me, they had seen some pretty horrifying things. Like, Peter in spandex, and the time Remus caught James trying on a bra just to see if it really was all that and the bag of chips.
"WAIT!" Shrieked Remus, James, and Peter staring up at the ceiling in shock.
What?
"How did you know about that?" Asked Remus.
I'm an author I have connections. Duh.
"What kind of connections?"
You don't want to know.
"EEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Get over it and get on with the story.
Continuing, they stared in shock at what was before them. One of the giant space chickens that had somehow managed to survive was strutting around in the piece of lingerie that barely existed that James had liked so much. All the hamsters around it were wolf- whistling and shouting.
"My eyes!" Screamed the bucket on the floor in terror. "IT BURNS!"
"For once I have to agree with Sirius, this has to be the most horrible, frightening thing I've ever seen." Remus, well, agreed.
"Come on, we've got to save him... somehow." James said starting forward. "Hey You! Why don't you scar for life, someone your own size!"
"Yeah, you big, stupid, uh... er... chicken thing!" Peter retorted. Suddenly the chicken stopped strutting and stared at Peter. Hearts appeared above its head and in its eyes. It blinked its suddenly long eyelashes at him and made cooing noises. "Uh, guys?"
"I don't think you should have insulted it Peter, maybe complimenting it will work better." Remus suggested picking up the bucket containing Sirius.
"Alright then! You're a beautiful, lovely, erm, ravishing uh, whatever you are!" Peter yelled, the chicken giggled fondly. "REMUS!"
"Sorry."
"Come to me my love!" Shrieked the chicken lunging at Peter.
"AAAAAAH!!!!!!" Peter ran of in some direction, any direction to get away from the, chicken like thing.
"Well at least he knows someone cares about him." Remus sighed then looked down. "Em, James?"
"What?" James asked tearing his eyes away from the shelves of er, interesting clothing.
"Hamsters!" Remus turned and with the bucket in hand ran back to where they had left Lily.
"Uh, right then." James nodded to the hamsters and sprinted off too.
"So, you're telling me, that right now, a giant love-struck space chicken is running around in um, unmentionables chasing Peter? Did I miss anything?" Lily asked raising an eyebrow. James and Remus had obviously just finished explaining to her what had just happened.
"Yep, basically. Oh and," Before he finished, Remus dumped the bucket out on the floor and Sirius, in human form, appeared in sopping wet clothing.
"YES! I'M BACK! WHOOO HOOO! I LOVE ME!" Sirius cheered hugging himself.
"Eh, sure ya do Padfoot." James patted him on the shoulder. "Where's Scruffy?"
And the three wait now four, looked to see the janitor being carried away by hamsters. (A/N: You know how, in the Tom and Jerry cartoons the ants carry the food away? Well imagine that with no food or ants but a Scruffy and some P.O'ed hamsters.)
Sorry this took such a long time. More to come hopefully! I'd like to thank all u who review my stories! Thanx,
Nox .