Snape sat at the dinner table, watching all the kids below him, eating and talking, they looked pretty bored to him. He looked to his left and saw the teachers were eating in peace, Professor McGonnagal was talking like she always did. He picked up his spoon and got a spoonful of some weird blue substance and studied it. He wondered what it was made out of, he wasn't about to try it, so he turned the spoon towards McGonnagal and flicked it at her. It landed straight on her eye.

"Oops, my bad." Snape smiled. Minerva looked at him, shocked at what he just did.

"Severus Snape! Why did you--" Snape cut her off.

"Cause it seemed appropriate." The whole hall seemed to go quiet in a wave. They had spotted what Snape had just did, and everyone was shocked. Snape settled back in his chair and smiled. He grabbed another spoonful of the blue stuff and flicked it out to the kids before standing up and screaming.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"

The walls and floor soon filled with food as the kids threw their dinner all over the place, Draco stood up on the table and grabbed the nearest bowl filled with the blue substance and started shooting at everyone that dare touch him with food. Harry, Hermione and Ron hid under the table, popping out only if something hit them. Dumbledore took the time to enjoy the out-of order actions and threw a few globs of food himself, laughing when he got bombarded by the teachers at the table. Minerva just sat there, watching everything that was going on, picking food scraps out of her hair and shaking her head to move food off her hat brim. Snape took a plate of blueberry pie and walked behind Minerva.

"Minerva?" Snape said, making her turn around.

"What is it Snape?"

"Am I a bitch?" Minerva spotted the pie in his hands and started shaking her head.

"No, Severus…Don't you even think about it." Snape brought it up and smashed it into her face, the whole hall broke out into laughter as Minerva got up and marched out of the room.

"Yes you are!" She screamed before she left.

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Snape flew into his potions class. He had a confused look on his face.

"Class, I have a question." He walked to the front of a class and sat on his stool before bringing a hand up to his chin. He looked the class over and took a deep breath, hesitating before he spoke again.

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?" The class broke out into a soft giggle, after realizing the answer. Snape shrugged, he couldn't find out the answer. He set the class to work on a potion of their choice that they had already learned, and sat down in his chair. He watched the class for about ten minuets then got up and walked over to the cauldron where Harry and Hermione were at. He kneeled down by Hermione.

"I was thinking of painting the dungeon." He told her, Hermione turned towards Snape, almost knocking the vial of toad juice she was holding into the cauldron.

"Oh no…were you thinking of repainting it black?"

"No." Snape shook his head.

"Pink, actually." Hermione put her head on Harry's shoulder. Snape looked at Harry.

"What's her problem?"

"Um…I don't think that the old Snape would approve of it at all."

"He wouldn't?"

"No." Hermione shot up quickly.

"Oh my good Merlin! Harry! Why didn't I see it before! I think I know what happened to him!" Hermione grabbed her bag and raced out of the room. Snape watched her.

"Shake what your mama gave you!" He screamed after her. Hermione paused and took a few steps backward to look at Snape, he stood there, smiling. He waved at her, she just shook her head and continued running. Snape turned back to Harry, who was looking at Ron in amazement.

"Where do you think she went?" Snape asked. Harry and Ron both stood up, grabbed their bags and yelled 'library!' as they headed out the dungeon doors. Snape looked confused, but quickly dismissed that as he finished walking around the classroom cracking more jokes.