They were only on the plane for ten minuets and Snape had already visited the bathroom six times, just to flush the toilet and to play with the cool hand soap/lotion/dryer contraption, he had went through the over head compartments time and time again and had visited the pilot's cabin too many times. The stewardess's already knew Snape by name and Harry, Hermione and Ron all had to battle to get him into his seat and buckle him in so they could take off.

"What does this button do?" Snape looked up and saw an arrangement of buttons overhead. He was about to push one that had a symbol for an air mask on it when Hermione poked him in the side.

"Snape," she said harshly.

"Don't.Touch.Anything."

"aw, come on Hermione…Just once?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"Nothing." Snape shrugged, sighed and leaned back in his chair. Pretty soon, the cabin lights dimmed and the plane started moving backwards. Snape, who was lucky enough to sit by the window, pressed his face up against it and started talking real fast.

"Oh look at all the peopleweeeeeeeeeee….Look! Look at the baggage carriersweeeeee! Oh here we goooweeeee!"

Hermione quickly poked him again and Snape shut up. He looked straight ahead and soon the plane was rushing for the end of the runway, faster and faster it went until it was airborne. That's when Snape screamed. He screamed so loud the whole plane was craning their necks to see who was making such a fuss. Hermione and Ron, who had the two seats next to his were leaning towards him.

"Snape? What's wrong?"

Harry, who was sitting across the isle, tried to lean over, but couldn't, since the plane started turning.

"Th..The ground! It's so far down."

Hermione leaned over Snape and looked out the window.

"Snape, you'll be o.k…look, you can see all the cars and houses and everything down there."

Snape leaned towards the window, closing both eyes as he did. Only did he open them when his forehead hit the window.

"Wow…you can."

Hermione nodded and sat back in her chair, she looked at Ron and Harry, biting her lip, not wanting anymore to do with him. Suddenly, they all were forced to jump out of their seats when Snape started screaming again.

"Oh look! There goes a carweeeeee, what's that? A birdweeeeee Oh! What about thatweeeeeee!"

Hermione shrunk down in her seat, covered her face with her hand, which was amazingly white over her rose-red face.

"Please make it end." She silently begged to herself.

"Make it end now."

*******

They arrived at Denver International Airport to many hours and 'weeeee's' later and Snape had to be pried from his seat.

"I wanna stay here! I don't wanna go!" He begged. After about twenty minuets, they bribed him off by promising him some of that neat dippin' dot's ice cream. He was a little better going through security this time, a little nervous about walking through the metal detectors again, but they made it in one piece.

"Now, Snape…I have an idea." Ron noted as soon as they were waiting for their luggage to come out.

"Ooo, you have an idea?"

"Why don't we play the quiet game?" Ron put his hands behind his back and crossed his fingers, Harry and Hermione bit their tongues, wishing Snape would agree.

"The…Quiet game?"

Ron nodded.

"It's real easy. All you have to do is see which one of us can be the quietist for a day."

Snape gulped.

"That sounds hard"

"Oh come on Snape. The winner get's a…free trip to the zoo." Ron winced, not even wanting to know what Snape was capable of at the zoo.

"The zoo? Well…Alright, I guess."

"It has to be a whole day…even if you're the last one left in the game, it has to be from now until…" Ron looked at the clock on the wall.

"Ten o'clock tomorrow night." Snape nodded and the game began. Snape didn't say anything. Harry, Hermione and Ron were all looking at each other, a glimmer of hope in their eyes. Maybe Ron had struck a deal with Snape that could possibly save them a migraine for a few hours. Soon, Snape was pulling out paper and a pencil, he started writing, Harry quickly pushed the paper away from the pencil.

"No, no, no. That's cheating." Snape had a glimmer come to his eye and pointed, wide mouthed at Harry.

"What?" Harry asked. Hermione butted in.

"Great going dufous, you talked." She quickly slapped two hands over her mouth. Ron started laughing.

"Well, it looks like you two are out of the game." Hermione and Harry both laughed at Ron and he blushed.

"Oops, I guess I am too."

They grabbed their luggage off of the luggage rack and took off outside to flag down a taxi, happy that Snape had to be quiet for a whole day.

~8^}

Well! That's that…I hope you all enjoyed this…I know it's short, but it's 2:53 am and I have school later. I need my sleep. Just wanted to give you a quick update. Until then!

Meow!