A/N: I would like to thank all of my wonderful reviewers. I'm so sorry it's taken forever to get this next chapter up, I've gone through writeres block, not to mention obsession with RPGing. It's hard to write a comic Snape, no matter how many weird things you come up with for him to do, some of them just don't sound right. With no further ado, I give you…chapter 8!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything but my imagination. There are no profits made from this except the profit of happiness and laughter. Don't hurt me.

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Alright, so maybe the quiet day wasn't such a good idea. Snape had different plans. If he couldn't speak, he simply acted it out. Now…this usually consisted of huge arm movements. Especially when he broke into his 'Big Pink Elephant' song. Hermione never knew how long Snape's arms could get until he used them for the trunk as they sat in the back of a taxi.

They arrived in Golden. Located at the foothills of Colorado, Harry, Ron and Hermione looked satisfied as they saw it was small enough so Snape wouldn't get into trouble. As they walked down the main street of Golden, Snape stopped and looked at a store. Hermione and Harry stopped and looked in as well, Ron took a few seconds to notice the others had let him walk off. Ron walked back to the others and looked at the sign. Harry's eyes grew wide and looked at Hermione.

"Starbuc--no, Hermione, we can't let him go in there."

Hermione looked frightened. She started shaking her head and tried to pull Snape away from the door. Ron studied the inside, pushing his nose up against the glass.

"What is…St-Starbucks?" Hermione and Harry both stopped suddenly and looked at Ron. They opened up their mouths to say something to Ron, but were interrupted when two people came walking out with a cup of java. Ron's nose perked up and he dropped his mouth open.

"OOOOOooohh, it's coffee."

Hermione sighed, rolling her eyes upward and attempted to grab for Snape as he ran into the coffee shop, his mouth moving to say 'coffee coffee coffee coffee' but no sound coming out, as he was still under the game's rules. Hermione looked at Ron.

"Now you've done it." She sighed before turning and going into the café. Harry put his hands on his hips and looked at Ron. Ron shrugged and looked at Harry.

"How was I supposed to know he'd act like that?"

Harry walked up to Ron and hit his forehead.

"You have to think, Ron. Use that brain." Harry flashed a grin before going back inside. Ron scowled, ran a hand through his hair and entered the café. It was a mess. Snape had jumped over the counter and held a spoon up to the cashiers chest.

"You give me coffee or so help me merlin I'll rip your heart out with a SPOON!" The poor cashier's face was twisted in confusion.

"Wh-wh-why a sp-spoon?" He spat out, reaching for coffee grains to smash in Snape's eyes, but was just a few inches short of successfully reaching them.

Snape rolled his eyes.

"Because it'll hurt more you twit!" He felt a tap on his shoulder and turned his head. There was Hermione, holding out a cup of Mocha Frappucino. Snape took it and slammed most of it back in one swig. The frightened cashier took off and ran under one of the tables. A small crowd had formed as Snape tore the place apart, drinking and eating all the coffee grinds he could find.

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She was walking downtown Golden, by herself. She was supposed to meet a friend at Foss Drugs and had to pass by Starbucks to get there. She almost got hit by a car as she glanced in the window and saw a familiar person standing behind the counter, she swung around and pulled open the door. Her glare was cold enough to turn almost everyone to ice, that's when Snape froze. He had a pot of regular up to his lips and his eyes focused on the girl that had just walked in. His hands immediately released the coffee pot and it clattered to the floor, spurting coffee everywhere. Snape looked down and slumped his shoulders.

"Aw, NOW look at what you made me do." He pouted, yet the girl stood strong. She wagged a finger at him and took a step forward.

"Severus. What have I told you about--"

Snape interrupted and pointed at Ron.

"It's all his fault."

Ron's mouth dropped open and he furrowed his brow. Hermione and Ron giggled.

"I had nothing to do with this." Ron protested. The girl looked at the red haired boy and raised an eyebrow, moving towards him in one swift movement. She looked him over, blinking in distaste before looking back at Snape.

"Hanging out with the Weasley's are you now?"

"Gabby…"

"I don't know what has gotten into you. Drinking coffee…you know you can't do that, otherwise--"

Snape's face gathered into a smirk, Hermione moved towards Gabby and whispered.

"Otherwise what?"

Gabby continued on, placing her hands over her face that was growing red. She ignored Hermione and sighed.

"Here it comes."

Hermione looked back at Harry.

"Here comes what?!?" Suddenly the place was filled with Snape's voice, he was singing.

"Big Pink Elephant,

Ain't what she used to be,

Ain't what he used to be,

Ain't what they used to be,

Big Pink Elephant,

Ain't what they used to be,

Cause the Elephant is a hippo!"

Hermione froze and turned slowly to Snape as the song continued, a look of terror on her face. Harry stood there, not even looking at Snape and Ron stood there, his mouth still open.

"It wasn't my fault" He squeaked. Starbucks closed that night…or rather was destroyed when Snape attempted a hit at a high note to finish the song when all the windows busted and glass shattered. It left a very confused and scared crowd standing.

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Well, there ya go I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. It is now 3 am and I'm tired, so I'll quit here and write more later. All idea's welcome.