A/N: Wooo! Last Chapter! YAY! Well mostly. I have this one chapter. It's well, smut. Pure and simple. I'm asking as to whether or not I should write it. It will be separate from 'The Ally?' but will be associated with it. It will be Zim/Gaz related but think I should have a part for good 'ol Dib and Ami. (Hey, they NEED to get laid.) It's called chapter 'X', say 'yes' or 'no' to it.
Oh yeah, I'm still going to say 'Irkan' instead of 'Irken' for the sake of symmetry. I'll change my spelling in other fics.
Jhonen Vasquez is in no way responsible for Chapter 'X', I am just a sick puppy. Plus he is God.
The Ally?
Gaz finally got to Zims' house. He had taken off in his car probably in rage. It wasn't that far but going on foot was slow.
She opened the door and went in expecting to see Zim talking to his superiors. She had seen them before, they thought she was a slave to Zim.
She found him humming happily to himself.
"Zim, you called them already?"
"No, the line was busy, but I'm sure I can get through later."
Gir ran through the room screaming something close to the word 'Chips' or 'Clips' or something like that. He eventually ran into a wall, bounced off of it and streaked into the next room
Zim had waited patiently for his SIR unit to leave the room. Annoying as Gir could be Zim was too happy to care. He was in the middle of deciding on a way to celebrate when a beep sounded. He turned sharply to the trashcan. "Who could be calling me?" He went to the trashcan. He had replaced the little waste bin for a larger one to accommodate for his size. "I'll be right back Gaz." He disappeared.
Gaz waited for a while. He returned quickly.
"It's the tallest! They want to talk to you!" He pulled her to the trashcan.
She started to descend. "Wait, aren't you coming?" She asked.
"They want to talk alone." He said. "I'll be right up here."
Gaz continued her downward spiral. This was really weird. Zims' leaders had never wanted to talk to her before.
She stepped out of the tube and went to the only lit screen. Red and Purple were waiting for her.
"Ah, you are that Earth creature Zim, ehehe." Purple held back a laugh. "Enslaved, are you not?"
She held really still for a while. "Yes."
"Oh come on, Zim couldn't enslave a SIR unit!" Red said. He leaned forward. "But what you are to him doesn't matter. What does matter is that Zim is being annoying."
Gaz raised an eyebrow.
Purple sighed. "We sent that hyper active time-bomb in the direction of your planet to get rid of him."
"We want you to keep him busy." Red said. "We don't care how you do it. Just keep him busy."
"We'll tell him the armada is in the shop. That'll keep him quite for a while." Purple said.
"So will you keep him busy?"
Gaz thought a bit. "What's in it for me?"
The Tallest exchanged looks. "What do you want?" Purple finally asked.
Gaz grinned.
* * *
Zim was been too nervous to hold still. What could the Tallest want with Gaz?
After a time Gir ran screaming into the room dragging his costume behind him. He ran around Zim and somehow slipped the doggy costume on Zims' head then dragged him around the kitchen.
"Gir! Halt this instant!" Zim screeched.
Gir was in no frame of 'mind' to be stopping. He eventual found the door out of the kitchen and dragged Zim around the house. He was laughing maniacally the whole time.
Suddenly Gir stopped and stared that the kitchen door.
"Gir are you insane? No! Don't answer that! I'll have to." He caught Gaz standing in the kitchen door. "Have to. Have...to?"
She smiled. If this wasn't going to keep Zim busy she didn't know what would. She threw her black pants and over shirt at him.
He pulled them off his head where they had landed still staring. "Gaz. I. Wha?"
He was so cute when he was at a loss for words. She paced over to him and knelt down beside him. She pulled the dog costume off his head. "What's the matter?" She asked.
"Gaz, you're, you're." He finally blinked. "You're half naked."
She nodded. "And you're not." She kissed him and moved much, much closer. "Want to fix that?"
He nodded numbly just now starting to respond to her presence. "Yes."
* * *
Dib scurried around the house packing. He would have to hurry, but he would also have to wait for Gaz. He could at least kidnap her and have something to use against Zim. That was 'if' that alien had any real attachment to his sister.
He heard the front door come open and close. He rushed to the head of the stairs and saw Gaz walking slowly to the living room.
He bolted down the stairs and found her lying on the couch with a smile on her face.
"Gaz! You have to come with me! The aliens. They're going to."
"Oh shut up." She said. "I'm in a good mood don't ruin it." She hugged a pillow. "Besides, the armada isn't coming."
He stopped mid rant. "What?"
"You don't have to worry about it. I got Zim to call off the armada. He's all calmed down now." She gave her brother a sly look. "He's probably exhausted too."
Dib stared at her. "You didn't."
"That's for me to know, and you to never try to find out." She got off the couch and flicked his nose. "Now go call your girlfriend and tell her the invasion is on hold. I'm going to my room."
Dib stood there for a while. Well, no invasion was a good thing. But what did his sister have to do to get Zim to call off something like that?
He didn't want to think about it. But he did want to take Zim apart for even looking at Gaz.
He'd have time for that later. For now he had to call Ami.
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Yeah okay so it was short. Big deal. Anyway, tell me if I should write 'Chapter X'.
Okay bye bye!
Chaotica~
Talk to Spooky! - Tenna - I Feel Sick
Oh yeah, I'm still going to say 'Irkan' instead of 'Irken' for the sake of symmetry. I'll change my spelling in other fics.
Jhonen Vasquez is in no way responsible for Chapter 'X', I am just a sick puppy. Plus he is God.
The Ally?
Gaz finally got to Zims' house. He had taken off in his car probably in rage. It wasn't that far but going on foot was slow.
She opened the door and went in expecting to see Zim talking to his superiors. She had seen them before, they thought she was a slave to Zim.
She found him humming happily to himself.
"Zim, you called them already?"
"No, the line was busy, but I'm sure I can get through later."
Gir ran through the room screaming something close to the word 'Chips' or 'Clips' or something like that. He eventually ran into a wall, bounced off of it and streaked into the next room
Zim had waited patiently for his SIR unit to leave the room. Annoying as Gir could be Zim was too happy to care. He was in the middle of deciding on a way to celebrate when a beep sounded. He turned sharply to the trashcan. "Who could be calling me?" He went to the trashcan. He had replaced the little waste bin for a larger one to accommodate for his size. "I'll be right back Gaz." He disappeared.
Gaz waited for a while. He returned quickly.
"It's the tallest! They want to talk to you!" He pulled her to the trashcan.
She started to descend. "Wait, aren't you coming?" She asked.
"They want to talk alone." He said. "I'll be right up here."
Gaz continued her downward spiral. This was really weird. Zims' leaders had never wanted to talk to her before.
She stepped out of the tube and went to the only lit screen. Red and Purple were waiting for her.
"Ah, you are that Earth creature Zim, ehehe." Purple held back a laugh. "Enslaved, are you not?"
She held really still for a while. "Yes."
"Oh come on, Zim couldn't enslave a SIR unit!" Red said. He leaned forward. "But what you are to him doesn't matter. What does matter is that Zim is being annoying."
Gaz raised an eyebrow.
Purple sighed. "We sent that hyper active time-bomb in the direction of your planet to get rid of him."
"We want you to keep him busy." Red said. "We don't care how you do it. Just keep him busy."
"We'll tell him the armada is in the shop. That'll keep him quite for a while." Purple said.
"So will you keep him busy?"
Gaz thought a bit. "What's in it for me?"
The Tallest exchanged looks. "What do you want?" Purple finally asked.
Gaz grinned.
* * *
Zim was been too nervous to hold still. What could the Tallest want with Gaz?
After a time Gir ran screaming into the room dragging his costume behind him. He ran around Zim and somehow slipped the doggy costume on Zims' head then dragged him around the kitchen.
"Gir! Halt this instant!" Zim screeched.
Gir was in no frame of 'mind' to be stopping. He eventual found the door out of the kitchen and dragged Zim around the house. He was laughing maniacally the whole time.
Suddenly Gir stopped and stared that the kitchen door.
"Gir are you insane? No! Don't answer that! I'll have to." He caught Gaz standing in the kitchen door. "Have to. Have...to?"
She smiled. If this wasn't going to keep Zim busy she didn't know what would. She threw her black pants and over shirt at him.
He pulled them off his head where they had landed still staring. "Gaz. I. Wha?"
He was so cute when he was at a loss for words. She paced over to him and knelt down beside him. She pulled the dog costume off his head. "What's the matter?" She asked.
"Gaz, you're, you're." He finally blinked. "You're half naked."
She nodded. "And you're not." She kissed him and moved much, much closer. "Want to fix that?"
He nodded numbly just now starting to respond to her presence. "Yes."
* * *
Dib scurried around the house packing. He would have to hurry, but he would also have to wait for Gaz. He could at least kidnap her and have something to use against Zim. That was 'if' that alien had any real attachment to his sister.
He heard the front door come open and close. He rushed to the head of the stairs and saw Gaz walking slowly to the living room.
He bolted down the stairs and found her lying on the couch with a smile on her face.
"Gaz! You have to come with me! The aliens. They're going to."
"Oh shut up." She said. "I'm in a good mood don't ruin it." She hugged a pillow. "Besides, the armada isn't coming."
He stopped mid rant. "What?"
"You don't have to worry about it. I got Zim to call off the armada. He's all calmed down now." She gave her brother a sly look. "He's probably exhausted too."
Dib stared at her. "You didn't."
"That's for me to know, and you to never try to find out." She got off the couch and flicked his nose. "Now go call your girlfriend and tell her the invasion is on hold. I'm going to my room."
Dib stood there for a while. Well, no invasion was a good thing. But what did his sister have to do to get Zim to call off something like that?
He didn't want to think about it. But he did want to take Zim apart for even looking at Gaz.
He'd have time for that later. For now he had to call Ami.
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Yeah okay so it was short. Big deal. Anyway, tell me if I should write 'Chapter X'.
Okay bye bye!
Chaotica~
Talk to Spooky! - Tenna - I Feel Sick