LAB- Welcome, I have with me today my good buddy from one of my other stories, recently crumpled Hercule Cardboard Cutout!
Hercule Cutout - I am the greatest!
LAB - You can see why I crumpled him...
Hercule Cutout - YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HAW HAW HAW HAW
LAB - Grrr... Must remember therapy Videl convinced me to go to... I hate how I can't say no to a woman...
Hercule Cutout - Scary Robot uses Tricks and is a phony!
LAB - huh? I didn't program that....
Hercule Cutout - I could crush the scary robot with my pinky finger!
LAB - What the? a Walkie Talkie! HERCULE!
Real Hercule - GAH! SCARY ROBOT! *runs away*
LAB - Why do I put up with him? *incinerates Hercule Cutout*
Hercule Cutouts Dying words : I am Hercule! I own DBZ, I'm over heeee.....
LAB - *puts ashes into a rocket and sends them into sun* Ding Dong the Cut out's Gone....
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"Where are we going!" Frieza asked, sounding aggravated.
"I don't think you want to knowÉ" Gohan said flying next to Videl.
"I do want to know! And GET OFF MY TAIL!" Frieza yelled at Goten who was grabbing at Frieza's tail.
"Why doesn't it hurt to pull Frieza's tail? It used to hurt a lot to get my tail pulled" Goten said.
(A/N - Gohan still has his tail and the moon is still destroyed)
"It's because he is a monkey and I am not! OW!" Frieza exclaimed as Videl slapped him.
"I am not dating a monkey! So knock it off!" Videl screamed at Frieza's face.
"Hurry up, we're already late enough as it is" Gohan said to the others, " And Videl, nice hit"
"Thank you" Videl said doing a little mid air courtesy.
"Mon..er.. Gohan! You still haven't told me where we're going!" Frieza yelled.
"Fine, if you really want to know, we're going to...."
At Capsule Corp all the Z fighters and some others were gathered at a spectacular party. Tables loaded with food were set out on the back lawn. Servant droids were rushing around trying to serve everyone. Hercule was there since his daughter was dating Gohan, as were Erasa and Sharpener. 18 managed to convince 17 to come down from his cabin to join in for once, He seemed to be enjoying himself playing with Marron, whom he hadn't seen since she was two. Piccolo and Dende started a bet going on who could drink the most water and were essentially doing shots against each other. Elder Mari ( I can't remember the name of the Namek who took over for Guru) also was in attendance along with several other Nameks who wanted to come. The group of Nameks were gathered around Dende and Piccolo cheering. Buu was sitting under a tree sharing his food with Bee. Yamcha and Tien had gotten into an arm wrestle and had been deadlocked for the past five minutes. Chi Chi, Bulma,18 and Launch were all planning out Gohans wedding as they always did. The rest were just milling around conversing with each other.
"I wonder what's taking Gohan" Goku said, sipping a coke having cleared several plates of food that were in front of him.
"Why do you keep asking that, let your brat and his mate take their time, this party technically is for you, it is the anniversary of you defeating Frieza the first time." Vegeta said with a little bit of jealousy in his voice, drinking his Dr. Pepper also having cleared off several plates of food.
"It's not that, I'm just worried about someone else he has to bring" Goku said.
"What could be so bad? who is this person?" Vegeta demanded to know.
"It's....." Goku hesitated, wondering what Vegeta's reaction would be.
"It's who? speak already!" Vegeta raised his voice.
"It's" Goku said again before lowing his voice so much Vegeta could barely hear him, "Frieza...."
"Frieza?" Vegeta asked before bursting into laughter, "HA HAH HAHHA! THATS A GOOD ONE KAKKAROT! I MEAN! FRIEZA COMING TO THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS OWN DEFEAT!"
Vegeta's ranting caught the attention of everyone, who also began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Chi Chi asked,"Frieza is coming"
"WHAT!" A almost everyone said at once.
"Who is Frieza any ways?" Erasa asked Sharpener.
"You think I know? I only first heard the name when I was invited here today" Sharpener replied.
Hushed conversations grew from the gathered people. Vegeta was the first to speak up.
"Explain this Kakkarot" Vegeta yelled, silencing everyone.
"Piccolo could explain better" Goku said, diverting all the attention to the Namek in the turban.
"This is actually kind of funny" Piccolo started, "In HFIL, Frieza was such a bully to other spirits and was so annoying he got kicked out by King Yemma and Gohan was asked to take care of him"
"He is actually quite the nice house guest, he was polite most of the time, he complimented my cooking and he spent all evening playing video games with Goten." Chi Chi said, "He must know that my boys will hurt him if he tries anything, or that I will use my pan on him, he has experienced that already."
Everyone was shocked. The greatest tyrant the galaxy had ever known being called a 'good, friendly house guest'.
"Must have been the food Chi Chi, your cooking could turn even Cell into a good guy" Yamcha said.
"Thank you Yamcha" Chi Chi said.
"Well, I guess I get to have a little fun with him then" Vegeta smirked while imagining the look that would be on Frieza's face when they met again.
"You will not do anything to make this harder for Gohan than it already is, got it!" Bulma threatened her husband.
"Fine...." Vegeta said,"Not even a little..."
"NO!" Bulma yelled before he could say anything else.
"This will take some getting used to..." Krillin mumbled as everyone slowly returned to doing what they were doing before.
"I can't believe we will have to put up with the one evil fiend who was responsible for the destruction of our home." One of the other Nameks said.
"Do not worry brothers, he will be civil or else Gohan will let Vegeta torture him, I heard him say that" Dende said.
"So that's what you do when I'm not around, eaves drop on you friends." Piccolo said coming up behind him.
"Um...err.. well you see..Hey! There's Gohan!" Dende said pointing to the three small dots in the sky. Piccolo turned to look and Dende ran off. Gohan, Goten, Videl and Frieza touched down. Frieza tried to hide behind Gohan when he saw all the people who looked like they were going to hurt him, namely Vegeta.
"Well well well, the mighty Frieza is reduced to cowering behind a Saiya jin half-breed, this is too good." Vegeta grinned.
"Shut up monkey! I killed you once before!" Frieza snapped back. Goten kicked Frieza in the arse.
"Don't call us monkeys!" Goten exclaimed.
"Ha hahah! and now he's being kicked around by a child!" Krillin started to laugh.
"Stop laughing at me! I should kill all of you!" Frieza yelled at the lop of his lungs.
"No you couldn't" Gohan said, "Most of us could kill you with one shot, but that would be rather pointless because I still doubt that King Yemma would want you back yet."
"Lets see!" Vegeta said raising his hand and firing a Ki blast, vaporizing Frieza.
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled.
"Oops?" Vegeta said calmly before walking away.
Other World.....
"That damned monkey! I should have never let him live when he was a child!" Frieza fumed as he appeared at the check in station.
"Frieza?" King Yemma exclaimed "I thought you would have been killed again sooner than this! you made me lose a bet with King Kai! GET OUT OF HERE!"
Frieza vanished in a plume of smoke.
Back at the party...
Frieza reappeared where he was blasted by Vegeta only moments ago.
"Cursed monkey" he muttered, "Gah! I wish they hadn't put me here!"
Frieza then noticed something poking his leg. He looked down to see Marron poking at him.
"What do you want?" Frieza asked, trying to sound calm.
"You're it!" Marron exclaimed before running off.
"What are you talking about!" Frieza called after her.
"She wants you to play tag with her and the boys, I'd suggest you do it." 18 said, "Or else that will make her unhappy then I will be angry and then you will suffer"
"Ok" Frieza decided that if he couldn't beat them physically, he'd beat them in the game of tag. Frieza ran off after her, being careful to avoid giving Vegeta a clear shot at him again.
Frieza managed to tag Goten who was ineffectively hiding himself in behind Majin Buu, who was happily chowing down on various pastries.
"There's you're it now boy." Frieza said feeling satisfied that he had played enough to avoid getting 18 angry, even though he only played for under a minute.
"Mister Buu" Goten said to the pink blob, "Do you wanna play tag?"
"Buu play tag with little children! Hercule play too!" Buu happily exclaimed.
"I guess for a little while" Hercule said tossing his cigar into a trash bin.
"You're it!" Goten exclaimed tagging Hercule and disappearing in the blink of an eye.
"Hey!" Hercule exclaimed, "I wasn't ready."
Buu took off after the kids leaving Hercule in the dust. Frieza had since moved to a tree and was leaning on it hoping he wouldn't be killed again.
Vegeta noticed this and formulated a plan in his head. Smirking, Vegeta went up to Hercule who was looking for any sign of the kids and Buu.
"Human, tag me and make me it" Vegeta demanded.
"um... ok" Hercule tagged Vegeta then bolted in the opposite direction.
Vegeta made his way over to where Frieza was standing.
"What do you want now, come to kill me again?" Frieza asked sarcastically.
"No, I came to say I'm sorry I killed you before and to say" Vegeta pressed his hand up to Frieza's chest and fired off a Ki blast that vaporized both Frieza and the tree he was leaning on, "You're it"
"Vegeta! Get over here now!" Bulma yelled.
King Yemma's.....
"No! Don't send me back again!"Frieza pleaded with King Yemma.
"You're punishment isn't up yet and you made me lose another bet with King Kai! This time try to live for at least an hour!" King Yemma thundered before booting Frieza back to Earth.
The Party.....
"Vegeta! I told you not to harm Frieza anymore!" Bulma screamed causing Vegeta to cringe.
"I can't help it Woman, I seem to be having trouble controlling my energy" Vegeta said firing off a blast right to where Frieza had just milliseconds before reappeared, vaporizing him again, "See?"
"Geez, go off somewhere and train or something!" Bulma said having given up on trying to stop Vegeta from constantly killing Frieza.
"Fine, I'm going to the Gravity Room." Vegeta said flying off.
King Yemma's......Again......
"I don't believe it, not even one second! No I have to go to King Kais comedy night! Three hours of his jokes! Get out of here!" King Yemma yelled, not even letting Frieza speak before he was dropped back to Earth.
And Back to the Party.......
"So Gohan man, how does that Vegeta guy make everything explode like that?" Sharpener asked the Demi saiya jin, "and how does that Frieza character keep coming back?"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you" Gohan groaned, not noticing Erasa making her way over to Frieza.
"Um...Excuse me?" Erasa said.
"what do you want human..." Frieza said agitated.
"I just wanted to ask you..." Erasa said, "Where did you get that lipstick? That's a cool color."
"I do not wear lipstick!" Frieza screamed, "Now go away before I kill you!"
"Ahh! help me!" Erasa yelled running and hiding under a table.
"Frieza!" Gohan yelled, "What did you do to her!"
"She said I wore lipstick! and then I threatened to kill her, I didn't do anything wrong" Frieza said.
"Of course not, except making her think you were going to kill her!" Gohan said.
"Oh boo hoo" Frieza said sarcastically, "Now excuse me while I go find somewhere where I will not be pestered!"
With that Frieza walked off into a nearby stand of tree's and bushes.
"What are we going to do with him if he 's here at our wedding in six months?" Videl asked.(A/N - I guess I forgot to mention that they were engaged, oops)
"I can think of two things, One would be chain him up and lock him in a closet the other would be put him in a tux and sit him between my dad and mom" Gohan said, chuckling at the thought of Frieza being locked in a closet.
"Um... Lets just hope he's gone by then" Gohan said.
*We'll be back after these messages*
Narrator: A galaxy gripped in fear by an evil robot Transformer known as Shadow Cannon and his army known as the Shadow Fleet. Earth, Cybertron, Quintessa and the armies of all the other major empires of the galaxy were caught off guard and virtually eliminated. But it didn't stop there.
Narrator: Even after the militaries were crippled the Shadow Fleet attacked. They attacked civilians and kept everyone in fear. No one knew when the next attack would come, or when the terror would end. All this has happened in under a month.
Narrator: A new force had come to combat the threat, one not seen since the Faction Wars of Cybertron, One with a Vendetta on the Shadow fleet. One that is the last hope of the Galaxy.
Battlewing: Shadow Cannon, Your reign of terror ends now!
Shadow Cannon: you cannot beat me and you know it, but if you insist on trying then by all means proceed, Brother!
Blitzwing: We built you from the remains of Solid, but as far as I am concerned you aren't our Brother!
Narrator: Three brothers, two good, one evil, locked in a conflict to determine the fate of the galaxy , two massive armies locked in the largest battle since the attack of Unicron! Blitzkrieg vs Shadow Fleet: Vengeance.
Coming soon to a Web site as soon as I finish the story and the site, heh heh
*We now return you to you regular scheduled program.*
Frieza emerged from the trees to find a green algae covered pond. Several pieces of trash and an old tire floated in the middle of it.
(A/N - It's a pond in a public park, I've seen them this dirty and worse, you should see the creek by my house.)
"dirty humans" Frieza mumbled. He scanned the pond and his eyes came to rest on a familiar pair of black horns sticking out of a purple head.
"Ginyu?" Frieza asked, walking up to the large purple figure.
'Ginyu' stared at Frieza, cocking his head slightly.
"Answer me captain!" Frieza ordered.
"Croak!!" was all 'Ginyu' replied with before leaping into the pond, splashing Frieza and covering him with the green algae.
"Ew! Get off me!" Frieza said flaring his Ki causing the algae to vaporize.
" I guess that toad really was Capt. Ginyu" Frieza said, " I wonder If I could get you back to normal, then I would at least have some entertainment"
"Hey! So that's where Ginyu went after we were all sent back to Earth" Gohan said touching down, "I felt you Ki flare, I hope you didn't kill anyone".
"That imbecile Ginyu covered me in green algae, I was just burning it off" Frieza said, "Now leave me alone"
"Ok, I guess you don't want any cake then" Gohan said lifting off again.
"Cake? I guess, but help be grab Ginyu first, I want to try to put his mind back in his body" Frieza said.
"Ok, maybe Bulma will have a cage on her that we can put it in" Gohan said,
"Um, where did he go?"
" Over there" Frieza said, pointing the the pair od horns sticking out of the green algae.
"I guess you'll have to wait till he comes back out" Gohan said.
" or you could go in and get him" Frieza said with an evil grin on his face.
"or I could go in and get him" Gohan said not listening really, "Hey!"
Frieza pushed Gohan from behind and sent him splashing into the pond.
"My new shirt!" Gohan exclaimed looking down at his now green shirt, "Why the heck did you push me!"
" Well, number one, I didn't want to wait or go in there myself, and number two, two small voices in my head seemed to tell me to do it" Frieza replied.
"Two small voices?" Gohan said sneaking up on 'Ginyu' and leaping at him, missing completely, "Remind me to kill Goten and Trunks"
"Can I help?" Frieza asked hopeful that he would be allowed to kill a saiya jin.
"Great, now we have two of them after us!" a voice came from the bushes.
"Shut up Goten or else they'll hear us" another voice said.
"I don't mean it that way" Gohan explained, managing to grab 'Ginyu' by the foot. 'Ginyu started flailing wildly, managing to slip free of his captor.
(A/N- ever tried to hold onto a frog by one leg? They go so crazy I'm suprised they don't sprout fangs and bite you)
"oh, well have fun, I want some cake" Frieza said walking away.
"Hey! little help!" Gohan called after him, unsuccessfully trying to grab 'Ginyu' again.
"Um no, but these two will" Frieza said managing to snag Goten and Trunks from their hiding spot in the bushes and throwing them in as well.
"Ew!" Trunks exclaimed.
"This stuff smells funny.." Goten whined.
Frieza walked out of the bushes and made a beeline for the cake, only to be horrified by how it was shaped. On the table was a giant caked in the shape of him after he had been sliced up by his own attack on Namek.
"Oh, there you are, would you like some cake?" Chi chi said offering Frieza the piece that was shaped like his head. Frieza didn't manage to say anything, only faint.
"was it something I said?' Chi chi asked herself. Off in the distance a lone flame haired figure yelled something out.
"Big Bang Bomber Attack!" Vegeta yelled from a distance before firing a Big Bang attack into the air. The blast arced and plummeted, vaporizing the unconscious Frieza for the fourth time that day.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed as the aforementioned saiya jin prince strolled over the the cake, grabbing the piece shaped like Frieza's head, "I thought you went to train"
"Killing Frieza is more fun" Vegeta said smugly.
King Yemma's, yet again....
"You die more than Goku, do you want to just jump over the edge and return or do you need a push" King Yemma asked, clearly agitated by Frieza's frequent visits.
"I'm going" Frieza snapped, hopping off the edge, "Loud mouth"
The party....
Frieza reappeared to find everyone starting to clean up. He saw Vegeta grinning evilly at him eating the piece of cake shaped like his head. Gohan and the chibis finally emerged from the stand of trees covered in green algae and smelling terrible. The three of them were trying with all their might to hold onto the flailing body of Capt. 'Ginyu'.
"Goten! I told you no more pets! and Gohan you should know better!" Chi chi scolded the boys.
"It's not a pet, it's the real body for Gotens pet toad. We spent a lot of time trying to find it after we returned from Namek" Gohan replied.
"What is that thing?" Sharpener appeared from nowhere and poked at 'Ginyu'
"a big purple alien with the mind of an alien toad" Trunks said.
"Rrrright" Sharpener said walking off.
"are we going to have to share our room with another alien now?" Videl asked.
"Only if we can get his mind back in his body" Gohan joked, "Probably have to build a new addition to the house"
"Mon... Gohan, why not bring back the rest of the Ginyu force?" Frieza asked.
"Oh dear god no...." Gohan moaned.
"Zarbon?" Frieza asked.
"No" Gohan replied.
"Dodoria?" Frieza asked.
"NO!" Gohan yelled.
"Kiwi?" Frieza asked.
"Gah! If I let you bring one back will you please shut up!" Gohan yelled, " I see why you were kicked out!"
"HA! I win, but who should I bring back?" Frieza said walking off.
"Geez, what have I gotten into now?" Gohan asked himself.
"Gohan! you finally found Ginyu, I'll bring my translator over tomorrow and we can get him and the toad switched around" Bulma said, " and you should go home now and shower, you stink!"
Next Chapter: Ginyu's back and so is another !
ok, I'm sorry if this chapter is cruddy and/or doesn't make sense. It was kind of as rush job. I've been very busy with my Invasion of Canada story (should be updated soon) , school, and I spent a majority of my march break in Chicago. I've also been hooked on DBZ Budokai and I managed to beat the World tournament on advanced mode after only 2 days, I feel so special. and Radditz rules.
I have a mission for you, who should Frieza bring back!
Should he bring back Zarbon, Dodoria, Guldo, Recoome, Jeice, Burter or Kiwi (or Kui, whatever)
Vote!
Hercule Cutout - I am the greatest!
LAB - You can see why I crumpled him...
Hercule Cutout - YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HAW HAW HAW HAW
LAB - Grrr... Must remember therapy Videl convinced me to go to... I hate how I can't say no to a woman...
Hercule Cutout - Scary Robot uses Tricks and is a phony!
LAB - huh? I didn't program that....
Hercule Cutout - I could crush the scary robot with my pinky finger!
LAB - What the? a Walkie Talkie! HERCULE!
Real Hercule - GAH! SCARY ROBOT! *runs away*
LAB - Why do I put up with him? *incinerates Hercule Cutout*
Hercule Cutouts Dying words : I am Hercule! I own DBZ, I'm over heeee.....
LAB - *puts ashes into a rocket and sends them into sun* Ding Dong the Cut out's Gone....
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"Where are we going!" Frieza asked, sounding aggravated.
"I don't think you want to knowÉ" Gohan said flying next to Videl.
"I do want to know! And GET OFF MY TAIL!" Frieza yelled at Goten who was grabbing at Frieza's tail.
"Why doesn't it hurt to pull Frieza's tail? It used to hurt a lot to get my tail pulled" Goten said.
(A/N - Gohan still has his tail and the moon is still destroyed)
"It's because he is a monkey and I am not! OW!" Frieza exclaimed as Videl slapped him.
"I am not dating a monkey! So knock it off!" Videl screamed at Frieza's face.
"Hurry up, we're already late enough as it is" Gohan said to the others, " And Videl, nice hit"
"Thank you" Videl said doing a little mid air courtesy.
"Mon..er.. Gohan! You still haven't told me where we're going!" Frieza yelled.
"Fine, if you really want to know, we're going to...."
At Capsule Corp all the Z fighters and some others were gathered at a spectacular party. Tables loaded with food were set out on the back lawn. Servant droids were rushing around trying to serve everyone. Hercule was there since his daughter was dating Gohan, as were Erasa and Sharpener. 18 managed to convince 17 to come down from his cabin to join in for once, He seemed to be enjoying himself playing with Marron, whom he hadn't seen since she was two. Piccolo and Dende started a bet going on who could drink the most water and were essentially doing shots against each other. Elder Mari ( I can't remember the name of the Namek who took over for Guru) also was in attendance along with several other Nameks who wanted to come. The group of Nameks were gathered around Dende and Piccolo cheering. Buu was sitting under a tree sharing his food with Bee. Yamcha and Tien had gotten into an arm wrestle and had been deadlocked for the past five minutes. Chi Chi, Bulma,18 and Launch were all planning out Gohans wedding as they always did. The rest were just milling around conversing with each other.
"I wonder what's taking Gohan" Goku said, sipping a coke having cleared several plates of food that were in front of him.
"Why do you keep asking that, let your brat and his mate take their time, this party technically is for you, it is the anniversary of you defeating Frieza the first time." Vegeta said with a little bit of jealousy in his voice, drinking his Dr. Pepper also having cleared off several plates of food.
"It's not that, I'm just worried about someone else he has to bring" Goku said.
"What could be so bad? who is this person?" Vegeta demanded to know.
"It's....." Goku hesitated, wondering what Vegeta's reaction would be.
"It's who? speak already!" Vegeta raised his voice.
"It's" Goku said again before lowing his voice so much Vegeta could barely hear him, "Frieza...."
"Frieza?" Vegeta asked before bursting into laughter, "HA HAH HAHHA! THATS A GOOD ONE KAKKAROT! I MEAN! FRIEZA COMING TO THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS OWN DEFEAT!"
Vegeta's ranting caught the attention of everyone, who also began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" Chi Chi asked,"Frieza is coming"
"WHAT!" A almost everyone said at once.
"Who is Frieza any ways?" Erasa asked Sharpener.
"You think I know? I only first heard the name when I was invited here today" Sharpener replied.
Hushed conversations grew from the gathered people. Vegeta was the first to speak up.
"Explain this Kakkarot" Vegeta yelled, silencing everyone.
"Piccolo could explain better" Goku said, diverting all the attention to the Namek in the turban.
"This is actually kind of funny" Piccolo started, "In HFIL, Frieza was such a bully to other spirits and was so annoying he got kicked out by King Yemma and Gohan was asked to take care of him"
"He is actually quite the nice house guest, he was polite most of the time, he complimented my cooking and he spent all evening playing video games with Goten." Chi Chi said, "He must know that my boys will hurt him if he tries anything, or that I will use my pan on him, he has experienced that already."
Everyone was shocked. The greatest tyrant the galaxy had ever known being called a 'good, friendly house guest'.
"Must have been the food Chi Chi, your cooking could turn even Cell into a good guy" Yamcha said.
"Thank you Yamcha" Chi Chi said.
"Well, I guess I get to have a little fun with him then" Vegeta smirked while imagining the look that would be on Frieza's face when they met again.
"You will not do anything to make this harder for Gohan than it already is, got it!" Bulma threatened her husband.
"Fine...." Vegeta said,"Not even a little..."
"NO!" Bulma yelled before he could say anything else.
"This will take some getting used to..." Krillin mumbled as everyone slowly returned to doing what they were doing before.
"I can't believe we will have to put up with the one evil fiend who was responsible for the destruction of our home." One of the other Nameks said.
"Do not worry brothers, he will be civil or else Gohan will let Vegeta torture him, I heard him say that" Dende said.
"So that's what you do when I'm not around, eaves drop on you friends." Piccolo said coming up behind him.
"Um...err.. well you see..Hey! There's Gohan!" Dende said pointing to the three small dots in the sky. Piccolo turned to look and Dende ran off. Gohan, Goten, Videl and Frieza touched down. Frieza tried to hide behind Gohan when he saw all the people who looked like they were going to hurt him, namely Vegeta.
"Well well well, the mighty Frieza is reduced to cowering behind a Saiya jin half-breed, this is too good." Vegeta grinned.
"Shut up monkey! I killed you once before!" Frieza snapped back. Goten kicked Frieza in the arse.
"Don't call us monkeys!" Goten exclaimed.
"Ha hahah! and now he's being kicked around by a child!" Krillin started to laugh.
"Stop laughing at me! I should kill all of you!" Frieza yelled at the lop of his lungs.
"No you couldn't" Gohan said, "Most of us could kill you with one shot, but that would be rather pointless because I still doubt that King Yemma would want you back yet."
"Lets see!" Vegeta said raising his hand and firing a Ki blast, vaporizing Frieza.
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled.
"Oops?" Vegeta said calmly before walking away.
Other World.....
"That damned monkey! I should have never let him live when he was a child!" Frieza fumed as he appeared at the check in station.
"Frieza?" King Yemma exclaimed "I thought you would have been killed again sooner than this! you made me lose a bet with King Kai! GET OUT OF HERE!"
Frieza vanished in a plume of smoke.
Back at the party...
Frieza reappeared where he was blasted by Vegeta only moments ago.
"Cursed monkey" he muttered, "Gah! I wish they hadn't put me here!"
Frieza then noticed something poking his leg. He looked down to see Marron poking at him.
"What do you want?" Frieza asked, trying to sound calm.
"You're it!" Marron exclaimed before running off.
"What are you talking about!" Frieza called after her.
"She wants you to play tag with her and the boys, I'd suggest you do it." 18 said, "Or else that will make her unhappy then I will be angry and then you will suffer"
"Ok" Frieza decided that if he couldn't beat them physically, he'd beat them in the game of tag. Frieza ran off after her, being careful to avoid giving Vegeta a clear shot at him again.
Frieza managed to tag Goten who was ineffectively hiding himself in behind Majin Buu, who was happily chowing down on various pastries.
"There's you're it now boy." Frieza said feeling satisfied that he had played enough to avoid getting 18 angry, even though he only played for under a minute.
"Mister Buu" Goten said to the pink blob, "Do you wanna play tag?"
"Buu play tag with little children! Hercule play too!" Buu happily exclaimed.
"I guess for a little while" Hercule said tossing his cigar into a trash bin.
"You're it!" Goten exclaimed tagging Hercule and disappearing in the blink of an eye.
"Hey!" Hercule exclaimed, "I wasn't ready."
Buu took off after the kids leaving Hercule in the dust. Frieza had since moved to a tree and was leaning on it hoping he wouldn't be killed again.
Vegeta noticed this and formulated a plan in his head. Smirking, Vegeta went up to Hercule who was looking for any sign of the kids and Buu.
"Human, tag me and make me it" Vegeta demanded.
"um... ok" Hercule tagged Vegeta then bolted in the opposite direction.
Vegeta made his way over to where Frieza was standing.
"What do you want now, come to kill me again?" Frieza asked sarcastically.
"No, I came to say I'm sorry I killed you before and to say" Vegeta pressed his hand up to Frieza's chest and fired off a Ki blast that vaporized both Frieza and the tree he was leaning on, "You're it"
"Vegeta! Get over here now!" Bulma yelled.
King Yemma's.....
"No! Don't send me back again!"Frieza pleaded with King Yemma.
"You're punishment isn't up yet and you made me lose another bet with King Kai! This time try to live for at least an hour!" King Yemma thundered before booting Frieza back to Earth.
The Party.....
"Vegeta! I told you not to harm Frieza anymore!" Bulma screamed causing Vegeta to cringe.
"I can't help it Woman, I seem to be having trouble controlling my energy" Vegeta said firing off a blast right to where Frieza had just milliseconds before reappeared, vaporizing him again, "See?"
"Geez, go off somewhere and train or something!" Bulma said having given up on trying to stop Vegeta from constantly killing Frieza.
"Fine, I'm going to the Gravity Room." Vegeta said flying off.
King Yemma's......Again......
"I don't believe it, not even one second! No I have to go to King Kais comedy night! Three hours of his jokes! Get out of here!" King Yemma yelled, not even letting Frieza speak before he was dropped back to Earth.
And Back to the Party.......
"So Gohan man, how does that Vegeta guy make everything explode like that?" Sharpener asked the Demi saiya jin, "and how does that Frieza character keep coming back?"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you" Gohan groaned, not noticing Erasa making her way over to Frieza.
"Um...Excuse me?" Erasa said.
"what do you want human..." Frieza said agitated.
"I just wanted to ask you..." Erasa said, "Where did you get that lipstick? That's a cool color."
"I do not wear lipstick!" Frieza screamed, "Now go away before I kill you!"
"Ahh! help me!" Erasa yelled running and hiding under a table.
"Frieza!" Gohan yelled, "What did you do to her!"
"She said I wore lipstick! and then I threatened to kill her, I didn't do anything wrong" Frieza said.
"Of course not, except making her think you were going to kill her!" Gohan said.
"Oh boo hoo" Frieza said sarcastically, "Now excuse me while I go find somewhere where I will not be pestered!"
With that Frieza walked off into a nearby stand of tree's and bushes.
"What are we going to do with him if he 's here at our wedding in six months?" Videl asked.(A/N - I guess I forgot to mention that they were engaged, oops)
"I can think of two things, One would be chain him up and lock him in a closet the other would be put him in a tux and sit him between my dad and mom" Gohan said, chuckling at the thought of Frieza being locked in a closet.
"Um... Lets just hope he's gone by then" Gohan said.
*We'll be back after these messages*
Narrator: A galaxy gripped in fear by an evil robot Transformer known as Shadow Cannon and his army known as the Shadow Fleet. Earth, Cybertron, Quintessa and the armies of all the other major empires of the galaxy were caught off guard and virtually eliminated. But it didn't stop there.
Narrator: Even after the militaries were crippled the Shadow Fleet attacked. They attacked civilians and kept everyone in fear. No one knew when the next attack would come, or when the terror would end. All this has happened in under a month.
Narrator: A new force had come to combat the threat, one not seen since the Faction Wars of Cybertron, One with a Vendetta on the Shadow fleet. One that is the last hope of the Galaxy.
Battlewing: Shadow Cannon, Your reign of terror ends now!
Shadow Cannon: you cannot beat me and you know it, but if you insist on trying then by all means proceed, Brother!
Blitzwing: We built you from the remains of Solid, but as far as I am concerned you aren't our Brother!
Narrator: Three brothers, two good, one evil, locked in a conflict to determine the fate of the galaxy , two massive armies locked in the largest battle since the attack of Unicron! Blitzkrieg vs Shadow Fleet: Vengeance.
Coming soon to a Web site as soon as I finish the story and the site, heh heh
*We now return you to you regular scheduled program.*
Frieza emerged from the trees to find a green algae covered pond. Several pieces of trash and an old tire floated in the middle of it.
(A/N - It's a pond in a public park, I've seen them this dirty and worse, you should see the creek by my house.)
"dirty humans" Frieza mumbled. He scanned the pond and his eyes came to rest on a familiar pair of black horns sticking out of a purple head.
"Ginyu?" Frieza asked, walking up to the large purple figure.
'Ginyu' stared at Frieza, cocking his head slightly.
"Answer me captain!" Frieza ordered.
"Croak!!" was all 'Ginyu' replied with before leaping into the pond, splashing Frieza and covering him with the green algae.
"Ew! Get off me!" Frieza said flaring his Ki causing the algae to vaporize.
" I guess that toad really was Capt. Ginyu" Frieza said, " I wonder If I could get you back to normal, then I would at least have some entertainment"
"Hey! So that's where Ginyu went after we were all sent back to Earth" Gohan said touching down, "I felt you Ki flare, I hope you didn't kill anyone".
"That imbecile Ginyu covered me in green algae, I was just burning it off" Frieza said, "Now leave me alone"
"Ok, I guess you don't want any cake then" Gohan said lifting off again.
"Cake? I guess, but help be grab Ginyu first, I want to try to put his mind back in his body" Frieza said.
"Ok, maybe Bulma will have a cage on her that we can put it in" Gohan said,
"Um, where did he go?"
" Over there" Frieza said, pointing the the pair od horns sticking out of the green algae.
"I guess you'll have to wait till he comes back out" Gohan said.
" or you could go in and get him" Frieza said with an evil grin on his face.
"or I could go in and get him" Gohan said not listening really, "Hey!"
Frieza pushed Gohan from behind and sent him splashing into the pond.
"My new shirt!" Gohan exclaimed looking down at his now green shirt, "Why the heck did you push me!"
" Well, number one, I didn't want to wait or go in there myself, and number two, two small voices in my head seemed to tell me to do it" Frieza replied.
"Two small voices?" Gohan said sneaking up on 'Ginyu' and leaping at him, missing completely, "Remind me to kill Goten and Trunks"
"Can I help?" Frieza asked hopeful that he would be allowed to kill a saiya jin.
"Great, now we have two of them after us!" a voice came from the bushes.
"Shut up Goten or else they'll hear us" another voice said.
"I don't mean it that way" Gohan explained, managing to grab 'Ginyu' by the foot. 'Ginyu started flailing wildly, managing to slip free of his captor.
(A/N- ever tried to hold onto a frog by one leg? They go so crazy I'm suprised they don't sprout fangs and bite you)
"oh, well have fun, I want some cake" Frieza said walking away.
"Hey! little help!" Gohan called after him, unsuccessfully trying to grab 'Ginyu' again.
"Um no, but these two will" Frieza said managing to snag Goten and Trunks from their hiding spot in the bushes and throwing them in as well.
"Ew!" Trunks exclaimed.
"This stuff smells funny.." Goten whined.
Frieza walked out of the bushes and made a beeline for the cake, only to be horrified by how it was shaped. On the table was a giant caked in the shape of him after he had been sliced up by his own attack on Namek.
"Oh, there you are, would you like some cake?" Chi chi said offering Frieza the piece that was shaped like his head. Frieza didn't manage to say anything, only faint.
"was it something I said?' Chi chi asked herself. Off in the distance a lone flame haired figure yelled something out.
"Big Bang Bomber Attack!" Vegeta yelled from a distance before firing a Big Bang attack into the air. The blast arced and plummeted, vaporizing the unconscious Frieza for the fourth time that day.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed as the aforementioned saiya jin prince strolled over the the cake, grabbing the piece shaped like Frieza's head, "I thought you went to train"
"Killing Frieza is more fun" Vegeta said smugly.
King Yemma's, yet again....
"You die more than Goku, do you want to just jump over the edge and return or do you need a push" King Yemma asked, clearly agitated by Frieza's frequent visits.
"I'm going" Frieza snapped, hopping off the edge, "Loud mouth"
The party....
Frieza reappeared to find everyone starting to clean up. He saw Vegeta grinning evilly at him eating the piece of cake shaped like his head. Gohan and the chibis finally emerged from the stand of trees covered in green algae and smelling terrible. The three of them were trying with all their might to hold onto the flailing body of Capt. 'Ginyu'.
"Goten! I told you no more pets! and Gohan you should know better!" Chi chi scolded the boys.
"It's not a pet, it's the real body for Gotens pet toad. We spent a lot of time trying to find it after we returned from Namek" Gohan replied.
"What is that thing?" Sharpener appeared from nowhere and poked at 'Ginyu'
"a big purple alien with the mind of an alien toad" Trunks said.
"Rrrright" Sharpener said walking off.
"are we going to have to share our room with another alien now?" Videl asked.
"Only if we can get his mind back in his body" Gohan joked, "Probably have to build a new addition to the house"
"Mon... Gohan, why not bring back the rest of the Ginyu force?" Frieza asked.
"Oh dear god no...." Gohan moaned.
"Zarbon?" Frieza asked.
"No" Gohan replied.
"Dodoria?" Frieza asked.
"NO!" Gohan yelled.
"Kiwi?" Frieza asked.
"Gah! If I let you bring one back will you please shut up!" Gohan yelled, " I see why you were kicked out!"
"HA! I win, but who should I bring back?" Frieza said walking off.
"Geez, what have I gotten into now?" Gohan asked himself.
"Gohan! you finally found Ginyu, I'll bring my translator over tomorrow and we can get him and the toad switched around" Bulma said, " and you should go home now and shower, you stink!"
Next Chapter: Ginyu's back and so is another !
ok, I'm sorry if this chapter is cruddy and/or doesn't make sense. It was kind of as rush job. I've been very busy with my Invasion of Canada story (should be updated soon) , school, and I spent a majority of my march break in Chicago. I've also been hooked on DBZ Budokai and I managed to beat the World tournament on advanced mode after only 2 days, I feel so special. and Radditz rules.
I have a mission for you, who should Frieza bring back!
Should he bring back Zarbon, Dodoria, Guldo, Recoome, Jeice, Burter or Kiwi (or Kui, whatever)
Vote!