The Ginyu Talent Show!
LAB: Welcome back everyone! I know you all think I'm dead! But I've just been busy fighting a war in a different galaxy. But enough about what I've been up to! This is it folks! You voted for who you wanted to be wished back!
Crowd: *monotone* Yay
LAB: Alright! As of now, none of the contestants know that the winner has already been chosen, so I'm staging this competition to make them look like complete fools, I know I know, you're saying that's not very hard, But it's still fun.
Crowd: *monotone again* yay
LAB: Helping me today will be the lovely Videl Satan *Videl walks out onto stage*
Videl: Glad to be here!
LAB: And her equally lovely friend, Erasa! *Erasa bounces out*
Erasa: YAY! YA! LETS GO! OH GOHAN!! *flutters eyelashes at Gohan, who is sitting at the judges table*
Gohan: Gulp.....
LAB: Break it up! And now our panel of Judges, please welcome Gohan.
*All the women scream and whistle*
LAB: Frieza.
*Dead Silence*
Frieza: Hmph...
LAB: Ok.... Bulma Briefs
Sharpener *in the crowd*: YA! SHE'S HOT! *a ball of yellow energy chars Sharpener, who stands there blinking* Ow.....
LAB: Please refrain from frying the audience Vegeta.
Vegeta: Bite me robot!
LAB: Ok, moving on, You've already met one of our punishers, Vegeta, who will be incharge of punishing the losers after the Hercules bore them with their speeches.
Hercule: My speeches are not boring!
Really Old Hercule: Yea ya damned hippie! Get a hair cut!
Vegeta: Bah! the old idiots stench is enough to kill any living being!
LAB: Now welcome out contestants! all here on leave from HFIL, Jeice! Recoome! Burter! Guldo! Dodoria! and Zarbon!
Crowd: *slightly less monotone* Yay......!
LAB: Unfortunatly Kui could not be here since some one *glares at Vegeta* decided to vaporize him in the parking lot!
Vegeta: He touched my motorcycle.
LAB: Well then, the contest will consist of three competitions with the final winner being chosen by Painmaster obstacle course. The three contests will be talent contest, Bikini contest and finally Ki beam accuracy.
Guldo: Bikini Contest? uh oh... Stupid cheese burger diet *pokes own belly*
Jeice: I got this contest in the bag! I'm Frieza's favorite and the best with the ladies *winks at Bulma, who is overcome with disgust and runs to the bathroom*
Burter: HAHA! You lost it Jeice!
LAB: Please refrain from making Mrs. Briefs sick.
Zarbon: You're wrong on both counts, not only am I Frieza's favorite, but I'm also the best with the ladies *smirks, causing many of the female audience members to swoon* (A/N - I'm just assuming they would do this, last time I tried to understand the female mind I ended up in a comatose state for about a week)
Dodoria: That's because you're gay!
Zarbon: I am not!
Dodoria: Sure! You didn't seem to care when you came onto me at the party on planet Meat.
Zarbon: That's because I was drunk and you look like a woman.
LAB: Ok, break it up! The talent contest will start in a few minutes, go get ready.
Gohan: Why are we here again?
Frieza: You promised I could wish some one back, even though I've already decided I want to have them all make fools out of themselves. I need a good laugh.
Goku: *carrying a couple dozen large popcorns and cokes.* Ok, I got your large popcorn and coke for you Gohan, medium popcorn and diet coke for Bulma, and pack of licorice for Frieza.
Gohan: Thanks dad, This should last me at least through the talent show, if I don't throw up.
Frieza: Stupid Monkey! You forgot my Slurpee! *smacks Goku with a clip board*
Goku: Ow! Sorry! I'll get it now!
LAB: OK! On with the talent portion! First up we have Guldo performing rythmic Gymnastics!
Bulma: *returning from washroom* What'd I miss?
Gohan: You're gonna wish you stayed in the washroom.
Bulma: Why? *Gohan points to Guldo in pink spandex unitard with red ribbon* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Guldo: What's so funny? I won the Otherworld championship.
LAB: Just do your thing....
*Guldo prances around, spinning the ribbon into spirals and waves, but no one notices since their too grossed out watching his stomache jiggled in the spandex*
LAB: That'll do Guldo! *whispers to the judges* If he goes on, I'll be very angry
Gohan: I agree Bulma: I need the bathroom again! *runs off* Frieza: *Laughing silly* I never get bored of watching him do that!
LAB: Ok, coming up next is Zarbon, who will be performing *reads the card* oh for the love of kami, a mime routine.
*Zarbon comes out wearing a black outfit and white make up on his face and starts looking like he's pulling a rope.*
LAB: Lets see if I can make this a bit more interesting, Look out!
*Zarbon looks around surprised, then mimes like he's in a box*
LAB: Look out behind you! It's Dodoria in a thong!
*Zarbon mimes a scream and runs, climbing up an invisible ladder off the stage*
LAB: Zarbon everyone! *some of the audience claps*
Gohan: I love Mimes! Bulma: At least he's better than Guldo was. Frieza: *Laughing like mad* I can't remember the last time he did that. Gohan: You have a weird sense of humour.
LAB: Next up is Jeice! For his talent he will attempt to approach a woman and ask her out! To help out here's Maron! (Krillens old GF) *Once again all the males howl and whistle*
Maron: Hi! Jeice:*Jeice walks over to Maron* Um...er... Hi, I was wondering if perhaps you would maybe if you have time...... Maron: OK! * Walks off with Jeice*
LAB: That's it? I wish it were that easy in real life. LAB's friend from school: Try asking gutless wonder! LAB: I don't see you doing much better *mocking* "I'm gonna ask her out, She'll say yes" then later "I didn't ask because I didn't get the chance" aka I chickened out. LAB's friend from school: Bite me! At least I ask some girls LAB: Yea, almost every girl in Oshawa, but enough arguing, Hercules he's yours LAB's friend from school: What the? NOOOOOoooo.....*Is dragged off to be forced to listen to the Hercules speeches.*
LAB: Moving on, next is Burter and Recoome playing Dueling Banjos on their banjos.
*The curtain opens to reveal Burter and Recoome holding tiny (Compared to their size) banjos sitting on small stools, Recoome leads off and eventually the pace quickens into an all out hoe down* *Goten and Trunks emerge from the backstage area and start dancing while the audience claps their hands*
LAB: I guess they both go on. Up next is Dodoria singing Big Spender.
Vegeta: Oh no... *recalls fifth birthday party when Dodoria did the same thing*
*Dodoria walks onto stage and is instantly blown away by a yellow energy blast*
LAB: Vegeta! I asked you not to kill anyone else yet.
Vegeta: You'd thank me if you saw it *shudders*
LAB: That's it, everyone out! *Jeice, Recoome, Burter, Zarbon and Guldo filed out and stood in a line*
LAB: We're never going to get through this without everyone either throwing up of the contestants getting blown up *Eyes Vegeta*
Vegeta: My blasting arm is itchy
Guldo: So who gets to come back to life?
LAB: I dunno, fire at will Vegeta, last one standing wins!
Ginyus + Zarbon : WHAT! *Several Ki blasts fly over from Vegeta, engulfing the stage in smoke.
Gohan: Who won? *squints to see if anyone is still alive* Frieza: Please not Guldo Please not Guldo..... Bulma: Please not Jeice Please not Jeice.....
Guldo: I win I win! Zarbon: No I do!
LAB: Zarbon wins! *Crowd cheers* Guldo: What about me! I'm still here. LAB: Let's hear it for Zarbon! *Pulls out energy rifle and shoots Guldo*
Zarbon: I get to live! I get to live! Vegeta: Not for long heh heh heh LAB: Shut up Vegeta or else I'll bring Dodoria back and make him sing Big Spender on tape then have it play when ever you're in the GR. Vegeta: NOOOO! *drops to the floor in a trembling ball* LAB: *Walks over and grabs Vegeta's wallet* Let's celebrate, Veggies paying.
LAB: Well there you have it, you voted and picked Zarbon. And now he will come back to life, may kami save us all.
LAB: On another note, by some miracle my friend survived the Hercules. He learned his lesson, not only tonight but last week at Prom. My date I think was the better of the two heh heh, although it was akward dancing since I'm 5'11 and she was only 4'10 lol, fun time. Now I am inspired and stress free, time to write into the wee hours of the morning again like I used to.
LAB: Welcome back everyone! I know you all think I'm dead! But I've just been busy fighting a war in a different galaxy. But enough about what I've been up to! This is it folks! You voted for who you wanted to be wished back!
Crowd: *monotone* Yay
LAB: Alright! As of now, none of the contestants know that the winner has already been chosen, so I'm staging this competition to make them look like complete fools, I know I know, you're saying that's not very hard, But it's still fun.
Crowd: *monotone again* yay
LAB: Helping me today will be the lovely Videl Satan *Videl walks out onto stage*
Videl: Glad to be here!
LAB: And her equally lovely friend, Erasa! *Erasa bounces out*
Erasa: YAY! YA! LETS GO! OH GOHAN!! *flutters eyelashes at Gohan, who is sitting at the judges table*
Gohan: Gulp.....
LAB: Break it up! And now our panel of Judges, please welcome Gohan.
*All the women scream and whistle*
LAB: Frieza.
*Dead Silence*
Frieza: Hmph...
LAB: Ok.... Bulma Briefs
Sharpener *in the crowd*: YA! SHE'S HOT! *a ball of yellow energy chars Sharpener, who stands there blinking* Ow.....
LAB: Please refrain from frying the audience Vegeta.
Vegeta: Bite me robot!
LAB: Ok, moving on, You've already met one of our punishers, Vegeta, who will be incharge of punishing the losers after the Hercules bore them with their speeches.
Hercule: My speeches are not boring!
Really Old Hercule: Yea ya damned hippie! Get a hair cut!
Vegeta: Bah! the old idiots stench is enough to kill any living being!
LAB: Now welcome out contestants! all here on leave from HFIL, Jeice! Recoome! Burter! Guldo! Dodoria! and Zarbon!
Crowd: *slightly less monotone* Yay......!
LAB: Unfortunatly Kui could not be here since some one *glares at Vegeta* decided to vaporize him in the parking lot!
Vegeta: He touched my motorcycle.
LAB: Well then, the contest will consist of three competitions with the final winner being chosen by Painmaster obstacle course. The three contests will be talent contest, Bikini contest and finally Ki beam accuracy.
Guldo: Bikini Contest? uh oh... Stupid cheese burger diet *pokes own belly*
Jeice: I got this contest in the bag! I'm Frieza's favorite and the best with the ladies *winks at Bulma, who is overcome with disgust and runs to the bathroom*
Burter: HAHA! You lost it Jeice!
LAB: Please refrain from making Mrs. Briefs sick.
Zarbon: You're wrong on both counts, not only am I Frieza's favorite, but I'm also the best with the ladies *smirks, causing many of the female audience members to swoon* (A/N - I'm just assuming they would do this, last time I tried to understand the female mind I ended up in a comatose state for about a week)
Dodoria: That's because you're gay!
Zarbon: I am not!
Dodoria: Sure! You didn't seem to care when you came onto me at the party on planet Meat.
Zarbon: That's because I was drunk and you look like a woman.
LAB: Ok, break it up! The talent contest will start in a few minutes, go get ready.
Gohan: Why are we here again?
Frieza: You promised I could wish some one back, even though I've already decided I want to have them all make fools out of themselves. I need a good laugh.
Goku: *carrying a couple dozen large popcorns and cokes.* Ok, I got your large popcorn and coke for you Gohan, medium popcorn and diet coke for Bulma, and pack of licorice for Frieza.
Gohan: Thanks dad, This should last me at least through the talent show, if I don't throw up.
Frieza: Stupid Monkey! You forgot my Slurpee! *smacks Goku with a clip board*
Goku: Ow! Sorry! I'll get it now!
LAB: OK! On with the talent portion! First up we have Guldo performing rythmic Gymnastics!
Bulma: *returning from washroom* What'd I miss?
Gohan: You're gonna wish you stayed in the washroom.
Bulma: Why? *Gohan points to Guldo in pink spandex unitard with red ribbon* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Guldo: What's so funny? I won the Otherworld championship.
LAB: Just do your thing....
*Guldo prances around, spinning the ribbon into spirals and waves, but no one notices since their too grossed out watching his stomache jiggled in the spandex*
LAB: That'll do Guldo! *whispers to the judges* If he goes on, I'll be very angry
Gohan: I agree Bulma: I need the bathroom again! *runs off* Frieza: *Laughing silly* I never get bored of watching him do that!
LAB: Ok, coming up next is Zarbon, who will be performing *reads the card* oh for the love of kami, a mime routine.
*Zarbon comes out wearing a black outfit and white make up on his face and starts looking like he's pulling a rope.*
LAB: Lets see if I can make this a bit more interesting, Look out!
*Zarbon looks around surprised, then mimes like he's in a box*
LAB: Look out behind you! It's Dodoria in a thong!
*Zarbon mimes a scream and runs, climbing up an invisible ladder off the stage*
LAB: Zarbon everyone! *some of the audience claps*
Gohan: I love Mimes! Bulma: At least he's better than Guldo was. Frieza: *Laughing like mad* I can't remember the last time he did that. Gohan: You have a weird sense of humour.
LAB: Next up is Jeice! For his talent he will attempt to approach a woman and ask her out! To help out here's Maron! (Krillens old GF) *Once again all the males howl and whistle*
Maron: Hi! Jeice:*Jeice walks over to Maron* Um...er... Hi, I was wondering if perhaps you would maybe if you have time...... Maron: OK! * Walks off with Jeice*
LAB: That's it? I wish it were that easy in real life. LAB's friend from school: Try asking gutless wonder! LAB: I don't see you doing much better *mocking* "I'm gonna ask her out, She'll say yes" then later "I didn't ask because I didn't get the chance" aka I chickened out. LAB's friend from school: Bite me! At least I ask some girls LAB: Yea, almost every girl in Oshawa, but enough arguing, Hercules he's yours LAB's friend from school: What the? NOOOOOoooo.....*Is dragged off to be forced to listen to the Hercules speeches.*
LAB: Moving on, next is Burter and Recoome playing Dueling Banjos on their banjos.
*The curtain opens to reveal Burter and Recoome holding tiny (Compared to their size) banjos sitting on small stools, Recoome leads off and eventually the pace quickens into an all out hoe down* *Goten and Trunks emerge from the backstage area and start dancing while the audience claps their hands*
LAB: I guess they both go on. Up next is Dodoria singing Big Spender.
Vegeta: Oh no... *recalls fifth birthday party when Dodoria did the same thing*
*Dodoria walks onto stage and is instantly blown away by a yellow energy blast*
LAB: Vegeta! I asked you not to kill anyone else yet.
Vegeta: You'd thank me if you saw it *shudders*
LAB: That's it, everyone out! *Jeice, Recoome, Burter, Zarbon and Guldo filed out and stood in a line*
LAB: We're never going to get through this without everyone either throwing up of the contestants getting blown up *Eyes Vegeta*
Vegeta: My blasting arm is itchy
Guldo: So who gets to come back to life?
LAB: I dunno, fire at will Vegeta, last one standing wins!
Ginyus + Zarbon : WHAT! *Several Ki blasts fly over from Vegeta, engulfing the stage in smoke.
Gohan: Who won? *squints to see if anyone is still alive* Frieza: Please not Guldo Please not Guldo..... Bulma: Please not Jeice Please not Jeice.....
Guldo: I win I win! Zarbon: No I do!
LAB: Zarbon wins! *Crowd cheers* Guldo: What about me! I'm still here. LAB: Let's hear it for Zarbon! *Pulls out energy rifle and shoots Guldo*
Zarbon: I get to live! I get to live! Vegeta: Not for long heh heh heh LAB: Shut up Vegeta or else I'll bring Dodoria back and make him sing Big Spender on tape then have it play when ever you're in the GR. Vegeta: NOOOO! *drops to the floor in a trembling ball* LAB: *Walks over and grabs Vegeta's wallet* Let's celebrate, Veggies paying.
LAB: Well there you have it, you voted and picked Zarbon. And now he will come back to life, may kami save us all.
LAB: On another note, by some miracle my friend survived the Hercules. He learned his lesson, not only tonight but last week at Prom. My date I think was the better of the two heh heh, although it was akward dancing since I'm 5'11 and she was only 4'10 lol, fun time. Now I am inspired and stress free, time to write into the wee hours of the morning again like I used to.