Trunks: Haven't you screwed around with the time machine enough? You're never going to get who you want!

LAB: Shut up, I want to try one more time to get Pan and Bra here.

Trunks: But you've tried like a million times! We're actually running out of room for guests at home!

LAB: I haven't brought that many people here.

Trunks: Ok, let's see, we have Old Hercule, Hercule from second grade, a young version of my dad, a ninety year old version of my dad, A neanderthal man, twelve year old goku, baby me, Winston Churchill, need I go on?

LAB: Meh, I just start housing them on my ship, or at Hercules house, I'm sure he won't mind.

Trunks: Hurry up before mom gets home and finds all of this.

LAB: Say it then and I may consider stopping now.

Trunks: Blitzwing likes to think he owns DBZ, but we all know he doesn't, he just says he does to pick up women.

LAB: It doesn't work..... sniff.....me so lonely

Trunks: Shut up you big baby.


Return of Frieza

When we last saw our heros, Frieza attended a picnic that celebrated his own death. While there he was blasted by Vegeta several times, forced to play tag with Marron, Goten and Trunks, found the body of Capt. Ginyu, and managed to convince Gohan to wish back one of his henchmen. What has the young demi saiya jin gotten himself into.

"Gohan! How could you agree to that without consulting me!" Chi chi was furious with the prospect of having two more aliens in the house, "We don't have the room!"
"I'm sorry mom but Frieza's whining was just too much, I had to make it stop!" Gohan said, praying his mother wouldn't take out the Pan.
"Stop whining" Frieza snapped from his seat where he was reading the paper, "You should have checked with your mother first"
"See" Chi chi said, "I find it hard to believe you were ever an evil tyrant"
"Butt kisser OW!" Gohan mumbled before getting smacked by the Pan.
"Gohan! Mind your manners!" Chi chi exclaimed, "And get that thing out of here!"
"What? The toad or Ginyu?" Gohan asked.
"Both! Aren't you supposed to take them to Bulma's house?" Chi chi asked.
"Not until Goten and Trunks get all the dragonballs, I want to make sure he doesn't try to change bodies with us while we're sleeping" Gohan said.
"Well then go wait at Bulma's "Chi chi ordered.
"I'll come by when it's time to summon the dragon" Frieza said, turning the page of the sports section, "Are you almost done with the comics?"
"Just a few more minutes, I almost get this Marmaduke" Goku said, looking at the page upside down.
"Oh no you don't!" Gohan said, physically dragging Frieza out the door, "And this time you can carry Ginyu's body!"
"Make me!" Frieza snapped.
"Ok, I won't let Ginyu change back and I won't wish anyone back." Gohan said, "Then I'll turn you over to Vegeta"
"You wouldn't!" Frieza challenged.
"Try me!" Gohan snapped. Frieza saw that Gohan actually meant it and silently gave in, picking up the huge toad that was Capt. Ginyu and taking to the air.
'I'll get you for this monkey, just wait and see what you get left with when I'm finally allowed to go back to HFIL' Frieza thought to himself.

Gohan flew up ahead of Frieza, who was struggling to hold Capt. Ginyu still. He wasn't having much success considering Ginyu was almost four times bigger. Gohan had the relativly easy task of carrying the little toad.
"Come on Frieza, or is the most powerful being in the galaxy having too much trouble?" Gohan laughed.
"Shut up!" Frieza snapped, almost dropping Ginyu, "You carry him for a while!"
"Why should my life be any hard than it already is" Gohan smirked, doing a few barrel rolls, "Hey, that looks like Videl and Erasa, let's go say hello"
"Do we have to?" Frieza whined.
"Yes" Gohan said, diving down towards the West City Mall that was below.
"What did I ever do to deserve this?" Frieza asked himself, "Oh right, all those planets I blew up.."

"Erasa, why didn't you tell me you were going to buy so much stuff" Videl said, trying to cram as many shopping bags as possible into her cars small trunk, " I would have brought a cargo chopper"
"It's not that much" Erasa said, "Come on, theres only fifteen more bags, we can get it all in"
"The only way we'll get it all in is if you and I don't get in" Videl said, "Can't you go return some stuff?"
"But Videeelll" Erasa whined.
"Don't do that!" Videl said, rubbing her forehead, "You sound like my annoying cousin, look we'll find a way"
"Hey Videl!" Gohan called, landing beside the car, "Need some help?"
"Super hero boyfriend to the rescue" Videl snickered, "Any chance you could carry some of these bags for us?"
"I would but I'm on my way over to Bulmas" Gohan said, placing the toad on the roof of Videls car. Immediatly It starting doing a series of extremely stupid poses similar to the ones Gohan would do as Saiyaman.
"You taught a toad how to dance!" Erasa squealed, "That is so cute!"
"Actually he taught me, Where did Frieza get to?" Gohan asked, looking up. He really shouldn't have looked up. Before he could do anything the massive body of Capt. Ginyu dropped onto his head, sending him tumbling to the ground.
"Head's up!" Frieza laughed as he landed.
"Hey Frieza! Hugs!" Erasa exclaimed, hugging Frieza so tight his eyes almost bulged out.
"Monk...Gohan, help... It's touching me..." Frieza said.
"Why should I? You dropped Ginyu on me" Gohan said, rising to his feet while holding onto Ginyus armor.
"It was an accident!" Frieza lied, slipping out of Erasa's grip.
"Sure" Gohan said, getting an evil idea, "Hey Videl, any chance you and Erasa could come by CC later, I could carry your stuff there if you wanted"
"That ok Erasa?" Videl asked.
"Sure, beats returning it! Thank's Gohan" Erasa said, hugging him then hopping into Videls car.
"See ya later!" Videl called as she drove off.
"Bye" Gohan called, waving.
"You won't carry Ginyu but you'll carry all these bags for those humans?" Frieza asked.
"Who said I was going to be carrying them?" Gohan asked, chuckling.

A few moments later Gohan touched down at CC. Mrs. Briefs was out tending to her many gardens along with Bulma. Bulma looked up and noticed Gohan with a little toad doing silly looking poses on his shoulder.
"Gohan, what are you doing here already?" Bulma asked, "I wasn't expecting you until this evening"
"Mom wanted both Ginyus out of the house, Frieza's got the big one" Gohan said.
"Where is he?" Bulma asked.
"He's carrying quiet a bit of weight, he couldn't keep up to me but he'll be along any minute" Gohan snickered.
Sure enough Frieza did come into sight a little while after Gohan landed. Bulma couldn't help but laugh at Frieza. Aside from holding onto Ginyu he was also carrying five shopping bags in each arm, holding one in his teeth and had the rest on his tail. He dropped Ginyu and the bags then colapsed.
"You are getting more and more like Vegeta!" Bulma laughed, putting a collar on Ginyu and tying him to a tree near a fountain
"Oh, hello Gohan" Mrs. Briefs said, finally noticing they were there, "Hello Frieza, you you like some lemonade?"
"Please" Frieza said, shooting up and trampling everything he dropped.
"Hey!" Gohan exclaimed, picking everything up, except Ginyu who had hopped over to the nearby fountain and was half submerged, "Videl and Erasa are going to kill me!"
"Please teach me the secret to how you females strike fear into these mon...saiyans!" Frieza pleaded with Bulma.
"Umm...No" Bulma said, walking off, "I'll get a cage or something for big Ginyu."
"Look out!" Gohan yelled to Frieza, who spun around just in time to....

=-=-=-=-=-=Poorly timed commercial break=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Narrator: The galaxy remains devestated following the second Shadow War. The remains of the Shadowfleet have disappeared and are wandering the fringes of the galaxy. Shadowcannon, now free of the Quintesson virus that controlled him, has fled with the remains of his forces and no longer presents a threat to the Milky Way. Factions dissolved as the transformer race merged from:

Novus: Decepticon
Wheelimus Prime: Autobot
Battlewing: Neo Elder Elite
Aerogauge: Blitzkrieg
Blitzwing: Blitzkrieg Andromeda

Narrator: Into the Cybertronian Empire. Now a force from the past returns and threatens the entire Universe.

Battlewing: We can't evacuate an entire galaxy!
Blitzwing: This is a cybertronian conflict, no one must get in the way.
Novus: It would have been a Decepticon conflict had we all not united.

Narrator: Along with an enemy capable to eating the entire universe.

Blitzwing: Every wonder why the Andromeda galaxy was stripped clean of all Titanium and Iron? They come in, fleets numbering in the millions, armies in the billions, the overwhelm any opposition, then strip worlds of resources to grow their armies.

Aerogauge: Now HE follows them and eats the stripped planets, How can we stand up to that?

Narrator: One empire, ravaged by wars, weakened by battle is all that can stand against the largest force the universe has ever seen and the largest threat ever created.

Wheelimus Prime: It can't be! Unicron!
Unicron: I am destined to destroy the universe, not even you can stop me.
Novus: Like hell we can't!
Battlewing: Destiny is what you make for your self, it is not set.
Blitzwing: Prepare for the final battle!

Narrator: Coming soon to the Blitzkrieg Imperium Library:

Transformers: Destinys' War
Starring: Blitzwing, Battlewing, Aerogauge, Novus, Wheelimus Prime,

Introducing:
Solid

And the return of:
Unicron

=-=-=-=-=-=Poorly timed commercial break ends=-=-=-=-=-=

"Wha?" Frieza exclaimed as a large yellow Ki blast struck and vaporized him.
"Woman! How many times have I told you not to allow weaklings on my property!" Vegeta bellowed from a second story window.
"Vegeta! If you do that one more time then I'm cancelling your trip to Canada! And what do you mean your property!" Bulma screamed back, "No Hockey, Wongs chinese buffet, No Canadian Beer!"
"You wouldn't!" Vegeta snapped back, suddenly sounding worried.
"Try me!" Bulma yelled back.

At King Yemmas' check in.......

"Vegeta really doesn't like you does he?" An ogre with glasses asked.
"Bite me four eyes!" Frieza snapped, jumping off the edge of the check in.
"Alright, betting pool is open for how long until he's back again!" King Yemma hollered.
"Put me down for less than five minutes!" Another ogre said as King Yemma put on a poker visor and pulled out a large chart.

Capsule Corp......
Frieza suddenly floats down from the sky and lands, only to be blasted away again, this time by Trunks.
"Trunks!" Bulma exclaimed, "Why on earth did you do that!"
"Dad told me to!" Trunks exclaimed, obviously lying, then rolling a dragonball to Bulma "Here's another dragonball"
"Maybe we should blast Vegeta into the next dimension, see how he likes it" Bulma grumbled.

At King Yemma's again......
"Alright, the only spots left are tomorrow morning and in three hours" King Yemma said as Frieza appeared at the entrance.
"Please take me back! I don't wanna live any more!" Frieza whined, "Even the kids are killing me!"
"I win! I win!" The ogre who bet five minutes jumped up and down happily.
"No way! This is too much fun" King Yemma said, "I'm beginning to think we should send more villians back to planets where they are hated."
"You are sick, you know that?" Frieza said.
"Get out of here" One of the ogres said, actually kicking Frieza off the platform.
"Good move, I'm giving you a raise!" King Yemma said, clearing the board, "Alright, double minimum bets, get your spots now!"

At Capsule Corp.......
Frieza reappears again and dives for cover under a bush that is growing near a tree.
"Not having a good day?" Gohan asked, swinging down from where he was resting on one of the trees' branches.
"What do you think!" Frieza snapped, "I get killed twice and I find out they're betting on how long I last down here!"
"Really, I should get in on that action, I'd win every time!" Gohan exclaimed, "Jsut need to blast you at the right time"
"Gah! Why does everyone hate me!" Frieza yelled.
"Cause you tried to kill us" Gohan said, "I do feel sorry for you though, want to know how to get back at Vegeta"
"Tell me how!" Frieza said.
"Follow me grasshopper" Gohan snickered, leading Frieza into the CC building. He went through the halls that he knew like the back of his hand. (A/N: Hey, where did that com from? Ah! Was that scar always there! Whoa! Cool freckles, I should look at my hand before I say that) They stopped at a large door that had the words: Property of Prince Vegeta, in jagged red letters.
"Great, he was playing with the ketchup again" Gohan mumbled, typing in the secret code that only Vegeta was supposed to know, 1234.
"What is this?" Frieza asked, looking around the room that was filled with damp towels and torn up spandex, "Kami it stinks in here."
"Welcome to Vegetas' prized possession, the Gravity room" Gohan said, "You really want to get him angry then start blasting"
"Don't mind if I do" Frieza smirked, holding up his hand and randomly firing at important looking machinery.

On the other side of Capsule Corp Vegeta was lounging around on a couch watching Teletubbies. He would have changed the channel but the remote had fallen out of arms reach and he didn't want to expend any effort to get up and get it. He suddenly perked up when he felt something odd.
"I feel a disurbance in the force!" Vegeta exclaimed, quoting one of his favorite movies, "AH! My precious GR!"
In a flash Vegeta started running through Capsule corp. towards his favorite possession.

"That was fufilling" Frieza said as he and Gohan left the demolished room.
"I occasionally do that just to see his reaction" Gohan laughed, "Wanna go swimming?"
"What?" Frieza asked, following Gohan.
"In Bulmas' pool, you know water, paddle around" Gohan said, "You've never been?"
"I'm an Ice jin, the only water on my planet is frozen." Frieza said.

Vegeta rounded a corner and almost fainted when he saw his gravity room a smoldering ruin. He did the only thing he could think to do then. He fell to the ground holding his head and kicking his feet.
"Oh god oh god oh god" Vegeta chanted ala Homer Simpson.

A couple of hours later Trunks and Goten returned with the last dragonball. At around the same time Videl and Erasa returned to pick up the items Gohan volunteered to hold onto for them. They found both Gohan and Frieza in CCs' olympic sized swimming pool.
"Having fun Gohan?" Videl asked.
"This is refreshing, care to join us?" Gohan asked, treading water.
"We don't have suits" Erasa said, sounding almost sad.
"So?" Frieza asked, floating on his back and using his tail as sort of a propeller, "I don't either."
"There's a big difference, you don't wear cloths" Gohan said, climbing out of the pool, "Well let's summon the dragon and get it over with"
"Then get back to your house for some more home cooking!" Frieza exclaimed, hovering out of the pool and onto the deck.
"Summon what?" Erasa asked.
"You've got to see this" Videl said, heading towards the front lawn with Erasa in tow.

A few minutes later Gohan and Frieza followed. Bulma was waiting with her device that allows the toad to speak and thus change bodies. Goten and Trunks were swinging from the trees on the property acting like monkeys, not really a good thing to do infront of Frieza.
"Ready?" Bulma asked, Gohan nodded, "Shenron! Hear me! Grant my wishes!"
The sky went black and the massive dragon shot out of the dragonballs, making Erasa scream and Frieza stare in awe. The huge green Shenron filled the skies overhead and he didn't look happy.
"What is it now, some one else die? Another years supply of candy?" Shenron grumbled, glaring at the two young Demi Saiya jins.
"Is he always this grumpy?" Frieza asked.
"No, he just hates us since we call him every year" Gohan said, stepping up to the dragon, "We'll keep it quick Shenron"
"You better, The Yankees were up by two runs just before you called me!" Shenron roared.
"All right, first we want you to take away Capt. Ginyus' ability to change bodies after he is back in his original body" Gohan yelled.
"Fine, done, now hurry up!" Shenron yelled.
"Next we want you to restore the life of" Gohan started before turning to Frieza, "Who are we bringing back?"
"Zarbon, we're bringing back Zarbon" Frieza said.
"Him! But! aw forget it" Gohan said, turning back to Shenron, "bring Zarbon back to life right here in front of us"
"Done, now good bye and stop bugging me!" Shenron said, disappearing back into the dragonballs, which turned to stone and shot off in all directions. In the place of the dragonballs was a stunned looking Zarbon, leggings and all.
"What the?" Zarbon stuttered, noticing Frieza, "Lord Frieza, we were wondering what happened to you"
"Well now you know" Frieza said, "They put this saiya jin incharge of me"
"Bring the body over here" Bulma said, picking up the little posing toad, "Look, you have one shot, get back in your original body."
The little toad nodded as Goten and Trunks came back carrying the big Ginyu body.
"Hey cutie!" Erasa exclaimed, locking onto Zarbons' arm, "My name is Erasa"
"Um..Lord Frieza, what is going on?" Zarbon asked, "Why are you not destroying these people?"
"They're stronger than I am" Frieza sniffed, "Even the little kids"
"You better behave yourself or else I'll send you back where you came from" Gohan threatened as Bulma fitted the speaking device onto the little toad.
"Fine, this beat being in HFIL" Zarbon mumbled.
"No it doesn't" Frieza mumbled, "Watch out for Vegeta"
"Change NOW!" The toad yelled, sending a yellew beam at Ginyus' body. The two exchanged and Ginyu stood up rotating his shoulder, "Kami that feels good to be back"
"Welcome back Captain" Frieza said.
"Lord Frieza, allow me to do the dance of joy!" Capt. Ginyu exclaimed, starting into a stupid looking dance.
"Please stop" Frieza mumbled.
"So we have to share a room with them too now?" Videl asked, sounding slightly angry.
"Take this capsule house" Bulma said, handing the small capsule to Gohan, "It has enough room for all of them"
"Um, please get her off of me" Zarbon pleaded, trying to escape Erasa.
"You're trapped." Gohan said, ripping Zarbons leggings and sleeves off, "A couple of rules, no fruity leggings or sleeves, no stupid dances for everything, and no blowing things up unless I say you can"
"Hey!" Zarbon exclaimed, finally escaping Erasa, "Those look good on me!"
"Trust me, they don't" Videl said, "Where are our things? We need to be getting back soon"
"Inside, Trunks get the bags please" Bulma asked. The little Demi Saiya jin complied, emerging carrying every bag in his arms.
"See you tommorrow in school Gohan!" Erasa called, shoving the bags into Videls car.
"See you later tonight Gohan" Videl yelled, driving off.
"Oh Crud...." Gohan said, having completely forgotten about school, "What do I do with you while I'm there"
"I'm going to do what ever I want" Zarbon sneered, "You don't own me"
"Yeah, Why should we do what you say!" Capt. Ginyu said, agreeing with Zarbon.
"Because I said so!" Frieza snapped, getting a pair of odd looks from both Zarbon and Ginyu.
"Why do you listen to him?" Ginyu asked.
"Because if I don't he'll let Vegeta kill me over and over, and unlike you two I will come back every time!" Frieza said, suddenly quieting down, "And his mother will hurt me...."
"I want to laugh but I fear for my life...." Zarbon said, amazed at how the great tyrant had been tamed.
"Ditto...." Ginyu said, equally stunned.
"Maybe I can get you jobs or something while I'm at school" Gohan mumbled turning to Bulma, "Thanks a lot, we'd better get going."
"Any time Gohan, they get out of line I'll send Vegeta right over" Bulma said smirking.
"Come on, you'll both love his mothers' cooking" Frieza said, taking to the air.
"I don't know if I should be happy to be alive or if I should kill myself" Zarbon said, following Frieza.
"Beats living in a box" Ginyu said about to take to the air, "What the?!"
"I want a ride!" Goten exclaimed, holding onto the back of his armor.
"No" Ginyu said, trying to shake him off.
"Yes!" Goten said.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!" Gohan yelled, "Let him ride on your back, you do not want to make me angry today"
"Fine...." Ginyu mumbled.
"Now make airplane noises!" Goten exclaimed.
"NO!" Ginyu snapped.
"What have I gotten myself into" Gohan groaned.
"And just think" Frieza said, hovering not far away, "Once I'm gone you'll be stuck with them, HA!"
"Crud...." Gohan said, powering up and blasting into the air, heading towards his house.
"Do a barrel roll!" Goten exclaimed, bouncing up and down on Ginyus back.
"No!" Ginyu yelled, following the rest off into the distance.

Things to come: Poker, School, new clothes, Ah! Prom!, The League of odd super heros!