Battlewing: (Sitting on a large locked trunk) Hello folks, my little bro LAB decided you weren't important enough to personally do the intro (Trunk suddenly shakes).

Videl: What's in the trunk?

Battlewing: Um... Nothing (grins)

Videl: Can I take a look? (Thumping comes from the trunk)

Battlewing: Um.... No

Videl: Fine, I'll resort to using the hard way (Jumps up onto Battlewings shoulder and pulls Chi chi's frying pan out of nowhere) Open the trunk or I'll use this thing.

Battlewing: Ack! fine! How did you know that frying pans work on Transformers too? Stupid Quintesson creators. (Stands up and the trunk bursts open)

LAB: (Leaping out) I'm gonna kill you you son of a .....

Battlewing: Finish that sentance and you insult yourself too! (Runs)

LAB: You may be strong but you're slow as HFIL! (Chases older brother out)

Videl: (To Shadowcannon) Do you understand what just went on?

Shadowcannon: Do I care? I hope they kill eachother, I've been trying to do that for a long time.

LAB: Aw, poor baby brother of ours, can't kill us yourself? And you think you can take over the galaxy.

Shadowcannon: Bite me! (chases LAB and Battlewing out yelling)

Hercule: (Pulling up in his limo and rolling down the window) LAB doesn't own DBZ, hi sweet pea. (Rolls up the window and drives off)

Videl: Hey! you forgot me! You're supposed to be giving me a ride home!

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Gohan awoke the next morning, Videl snuggled up next to him, her bed in the room occupied by a sleeping Frieza.
"Ah, the precious few seconds before I remember why my life sucks so much." Gohan said to himself.
"Big Brother!" Gohan yelled, leaping from the doorway to the bed with ease, "Get up before mom kills the guy who was the toad"
"Please kill me now" Gohan groaned, rolling out of bed.
"It can't be that bad" Videl said, stretching, "Ever consider making their lives miserable?"
" Good idea" Gohan said smirking and going to his closet. He pulled some clothes that he had and never wore and threw them on the still sleeping Frieza, who jolted awake.
"What is the meaning of this!" Frieza demanded to know, inspecting the clothes.
"I don't trust you enough to leave you home" Gohan said, "So you are coming to school with me"
"That wasn't what I was thinking" Videl said, sounding worried, "I mean he'll get eaten alive in highschool"
"I don't see the downside" Gohan said, turning to Frieza, "Put them on, you can't go around looking like you're naked."
"What about Zarbon and Ginyu, do they have to come too?" Frieza asked.
"No, I have something better in mind for them" Gohan said, a Vegeta like smirk invading his face.
"Don't do that, it creeps me out" Videl said, backing away.
"I agree, I feel like you're about to kill me... again" Frieza said. Gohans' face suddenly lit up and he pointed his hand at Frieza. In a flash of light Frieza disappeared and was replaced with a pile of ashes.
"Gohan!" Videl yelled, smacking him upside the head.
"He asked for it!" Gohan laughed, making a run for the shower, "I got first shower!"
"No you don't!" Videl said chasing him. Gohan managed to reach the bathroom door first and threw it open.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Gohan screamed, paling and inching away from the door.
"What? Ahhhhhhh!" Videl screamed upon looking in.
"What?" Zarbon asked standing completely naked in the bathroom with curlers in his hair and a mud pack on his face, "Ginyu was taking too long to polish his horns so I needed to use this one"
"Urge to kill rising...." Gohan growled, a small glowing ball forming in his hand.
"Maybe we can ask Bulma for another bathroom" Videl said, pulling Gohan away from the door, "Let's use the outdoor bath house for now"
"Fine, Kami I'll never get that image out of my head" Gohan said as the scent of bacon and eggs filled the air, "Mmmmm, breakfast, um what was I talking about before?"
"You don't want to remember" Videl said, walking with Gohan downstairs.
"Why did you kill me again!" Frieza screamed at the two as they emerged into the kitchen.
"Stress relief" Gohan said, sitting down.
"Chi chi! He killed me!" Frieza whined as Chi chi carried in a mountain of food.
"I'm going to get cleaned up, save me something to eat" Videl said, dashing out of the house.
"Gohan!" Chi chi yelled reuniting her frying pan with Gohans head, "Just because he comes back every time you kill him doesn't mean you can just blow him away!"
"Ow! I thought you were trying to kill Ginyu!" Gohan said, covering his head and inching away, "Frieza, go put the clothes I gave you on"
"Yes! After he insulted me, I sent him outside with Goten just before you came down" Chi chi said, "Now go call your brother in for breakfast"
"Where's Dad?" Gohan asked, heading for the door.
"He's over at Bulmas fighting with her prick of a husband" Chi chi said.
"Oh" Gohan said, walking outside to see Ginyu sitting on a log looking rather annoyed as Goten was bouncing around him bombarding him with questions.
"So what was it like eating flies! Did you know Gohan does cool poses just like you? Can I have some armor like yours?" Goten said, jumping up and down.
"Please stop bugging me kid" Ginyu mumbled.
"Goten, breakfast!" Gohan called, and even before he finished an orange and black blur blew past him and into the house, "Ginyu, you coming?"
"Fine" Ginyu mumbled.
"Not happy I see, well this will make you feel even worse, Trunks is coming over today and you're going to babysit him and Goten" Gohan said, trying not to break into an evil laugh.
"What!" Ginyu exclaimed, "I'd rather die!"
"You will do it Ginyu!" Frieza yelled from the doorway. His new look consisted of baggy cargo pants, a T-shirt with a vest over it and a large Rasta hat that Bulma had brought back for Gohan after one of her vacations.
"That is funny" Gohan laughed heading inside, "I'll ask Erasa to take you all out later to get something to wear besides armor and heh heh, that!"
"I wouldn't be laughing, remember these are yours" Frieza said, going inside, "And why the hell is Zarbon naked in the bathroom!"
"My lord, he grew weary of waiting for me to finish polishing my horns" Ginyu said, bowing to the Ice jin, "I appologize if it offended you in any way"
"Bah, I've been unfortunate enough to see that several times, that's why I banned Zarbon from drinking" Frieza said, "Now come inside and eat, Chi chis' cooking is reason enough to want to live here"
"Yes my lord" Ginyu said following Frieza inside the house.
"It's good to be on top again" Frieza said, sitting across from Gohan and Goten. Not more than a few minutes later Videl returned from getting washed, her hair still wet from the bath. Zarbon appeared roughly halfway into the meal and ate his too. When breakfast was finished Goten helped with the dishes while Gohan, Videl and Frieza stood outside ready to leave for school.
"Lord Frieza, please allow me to accompany you!" Zarbon pleaded, "Do not leave me alone with these saiya jins!"
"You whine almost as much as Frieza" Gohan groaned.
"Shut up!" Frieza snapped.
"Gohan, I want to decide his job for the day" Videl said, Gohan nodded.
"My job?" Zarbon asked, "My job is to enforce Lord Frieza's rule"
"Good for you, shut up now" Videl said looking around and noticing Chi chi holding a shopping list, "You will help Chi chi with the shopping today"
"What! I am en elite warrior!" Zarbon exclaimed, "I am trained to purge planets! Not help old women with their shopping!"
"Bad move" Gohan said as Chi chi appeared behind Zarbon and smacked him hard with her frying pan.
"I am not old!" Chi chi screamed, dragging Zarbon with her, "Now come on! It's about time I got some help"
"Help me!" Zarbon cried out.
"Have fun" Frieza laughed, "It's so much fun being cruel to him, I commend you miss Videl"
"Thanks, now lets go" Videl said, taking to the air.

"So you're our babysitter" Trunks said, smirking evilly.
"Just don't bug me" Ginyu said, sulking.
"Why are you in such a bad mood?" Goten asked, walking past on his hands.
"You want to know why? I spent the last decade as a frog only to be changed back and told to babysit a couple of little monkey brats" Ginyu said, "I miss my crew, we used to have so much fun"
"We could be your new crew" Trunks said, "My mom has a bunch of outfits like yours in a box in her closet, she makes my dad wear it sometimes when they think I'm asleep, I don't really want to know why."
"You could teach us some cool poses like Gohan does!" Goten exclaimed, "We'll be the Earth Ginyu force and use my brothers second radio watch to find and fight crimes!"
"I don't know" Ginyu said, "Ah heck, go get the uniforms Ginyu cadets!"
"Whoo hoo!" Goten and Trunk exclaimed, flying off towards Capsule corp.

The flight to school was uneventful, save for the bird that attacked Friezas' hat. They landed right infront of the school doors, not really caring who saw them since most people already knew Gohan was Saiyaman. Frieza got many odd stares and most of the younger students broke out laughing.
"Kill?" Frieza asked, pointing to some of the freshmen.
"No kill anyone" Gohan said, looking at Sharpener who was walking towards them."Except maybe him"
"Ok" Frieza said, firing a Ki ball at Sharpener and reducing him to a small pile of ash.
"He was just kidding!" Videl screamed, "And we wasted the dragonballs wishing your cronies back!"
"Calm down" Gohan said, rubbing her shoulders, "I'll get my dad to go to Namek and summon Porunga."
"I only did what you said" Frieza said.
"Don't kill anyone else." Gohan said, leading Frieza into the school, "When we get to class just sit there and don't bug anyone"
"What if I get bored?" Frieza asked.
"Play this, just keep the sound off" Videl said, handing him a gameboy.
"What is this strange device?" Frieza asked, pushing some buttons.
"It plays games" Gohan said, opening the door to the classroom for Videl, "I'll show you how to use it later"
"Mr. Son, who may I ask is this with you?" The teacher, Mr. Toonie, asked.
"This is Frieza Kold, he's, err, an exchange student from Siberia" Gohan said.
"Oh, I was never informed about this" Mr. Toonie said, "Welcome to Japan Mr. Kold"
"(I wish I was dead)" Frieza replied.
"How'd you do that?" Videl asked, "I mean learn the language?"
"I didn't" Frieza said, "That's my native language"
"Mr. Toonie is too stupid to know the difference." Gohan chuckled.
"What was that Mr. Son!" Mr. Toonie exclaimed.
"Um nothing!" Gohan replied, scratching the back of his head.
"Liar! You said the teacher was stupid!" Frieza said, grinning evilly.
"I am going to kill you" Gohan mumbled under his breath.
"Go ahead, I'll just come back again!" Frieza laughed.
"Mr. Son! Report to me after class for a lunch detention!" Mr. Toonie yelled, "Now go and sit down!"
"No....Lunch......" Gohan said, a look of pure horror on his face. He turned to Frieza who was still laughing and wished he could blow him up right there and he'd never come back, "I am going to make your life a living hell until you get back into HFIL!"
"Big threat!" Frieza scoffed as a small alarm on both Gohans and Videls watches went off.
"Great, already" Videl groaned, pointing Frieza to Sharpeners seat, "Until we wish him back you sit in Sharpeners seat and play your gameboy"
"Fine" Frieza said, plopping down and crunching his tail between his butt and the chair, "Ow! Stupid planet"
"Let's go!" Gohan said, dropping his books and jumping out the window, converting into Saiyaman in the process. Videl followed and changed into her Saiyagirl costume and both flew off at top speed towards the location of the latest robbery. Ever since Gohan and Videl revealed their ability to fly they had started getting calls from other cities besides Satan City. This particular call came from West city where a pair of young demi saiya jins and their new 'Leader' happened to be listening in at Capsule Corp.
"Do you feel something too Gohan?" Videl asked, not sure if her relativly new ability to sense Kis was playing tricks on her again.
"Yes, it's Goten, Trunks and Ginyu" Gohan said, a feeling of dread taking over his being, "Great, they must be behind this"
"I don't know" Videl said, West City coming into view ahead of them, "Take a look"
At the First West City bank, three figures, one large and the other two small, stood facing off with a large group of heavily armed crooks.
"What are they doing? And where did they get that armor!" Gohan exclaimed, hovering overhead. Ginyu was wearing what he always wore, but Goten and Trunks were wearing matching sets of armor similar to the armor Vegeta wore when he first arrived on Earth. Ginyu and the chibis were in the middle of a series of extremely stupid looking poses.
"Goten!" Goten yelled out, enter a crane like stance.
"Trunks!" Trunks yelled out, standing on one hand and spinning around.
"Captain Ginyu!" Ginyu yelled out, entering his own classic pose, "Together we are!"
"The New Ginyu Force!" All three yelled out.
"What are you doing!" Gohan exclaimed, landing infront of the trio alongside Videl.
"I was bored" Ginyu said, turning to the chibis, "Let's take em out!"
"Wait!" Gohan exclaimed as the three bolted into battle.
"Let them have fun, this could be a good thing" Videl said, stopping Gohan from chasing them, "Let them help out so we aren't so over worked."
"I guess, but I'm not so sure if I can trust Ginyu" Gohan said, watching Ginyu and the boys happily knock out the crooks.
"Ginyu Vanish!" Ginyu exclaimed, throwing a small Ki ball that burst into a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared the trio had disappeared.
"I trust him more than I trust Frieza" Videl said, "At least he didn't blow up one of our friends"
"True, and he's weak as a baby compared to Goten and Trunks" Gohan said, turning to head back to school, "I guess this won't be all bad"

Next Chapter: Friezas' day in school, Zarbon goes Grocery shopping!