Ten Hungry Hobbits

Ten hungry hobbits tried Elvish wine
One got sick to the stomach, and then there were nine.

Nine hungry hobbits gained a lot of weight
One became to fat, and then there were eight.

Eight hungry hobbits thought they were in food heaven
One found out otherwise, and then there were seven.

Seven hungry hobbits made cake with cake mix
One ate all of the batter, and then there were six.

Six hungry hobbits decided to skydive
One's rope was made of spaghetti, and then there were five.

Five hungry hobbits tried wild boar
One threw up, and then there were four.

Four hungry hobbits sang a song off-key
One's voice cracked, and then there were three.

Three hungry hobbits went to Mordor's zoo
One ran out screaming, and then there were two.

Two hungry hobbits found a hot dog bun
One choked on a piece, and then there was one.

One hungry hobbit made a horrid pun
He laughed way too hard, and then there were none.


A/N Reviews are always welcome. I'm open to suggestions for another poem.