Inuyasha's Rules of the Road
A/N- I'm Back! Inuyasha's has decided that it's not enough to mess with physics, he has to mess the road laws too.Beware..Randomness on your left...2 inches ahead..
My Ramen!
(Inuyasha- Well, that should be obvious)
Riding in the middle of the street is okay.
(One of my friends actually did this)
If you squish a squirrel, Run over a human!
(Sesshomaru- Well, it's only fair)
Pretending you're in England is fun!
(Miroku- This is extremely fun in America..wherever that is?)
If a flashy, noisy, metal thing honks at you, run it over.
(Sesshomaru- Perferably in giant doggie form)
My Ramen!
(Inuyasha- I'm going to tell you again.)
Red means Go.
(Sango- Well, doesn't it?)
Green means Ramen.
(Inuyasha- Well, if Red means go, then green=ramen. Duh!)
Yellow means..uh..Ramen!
(Inuyasha- Only makes sense.)
Crosswalks are stupid.
(Shippo- Why do they paint the ground anyway?)
Try riding into the traffic, it makes for interesting conversation.
(Miroku- The same topics get boring after awhile.)
RAMEN!!!!
(Inuyasha- Just a quick reminder.)
Anta no Baka! Wait a second.Hey!!
(Inuyasha- Sorry, slip of the tongue.)
Potholes= fun.
(Shippo- *turns into pothole*)
If your younger half-brother annoys, change #14 to read "pushing said half- brother into moving car= fun"
(Sesshomaru- Well..Keh.)
Don't Walk means walk down middle of road.
(Sango- I love the powers of manipulation)
Walk= Shove face in Ramen bowl
(Inuyasha- FUN! *shoves face in Ramen bowl*)
While standing in middle of road obeying #17, realize that you're a half/whole demon with strong powers, and vaporise everything that comes your way with Senkontessou/Dokkasou.
(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha- We actually agreed on this one.)
My Ramen!
(Inuyasha- Just a friendly reminder.)
Never let Sesshomaru near a car.
(Miroku- *points at mangled mess* He tried to drive.)
Nor Inuyasha, for that matter.
(Sango- *points at another mess* He did too..)
Chasing cars is fun, especially in giant doggie form..
(Sesshomaru- *whistles*)
Read #'s 1, 6, 12, and 19.
(Inuyasha- Read them!)
SPLAT! *
*I'm sorry to inform you that my hanyou brother is dead from following his own rules. Mutant zombie dogs will undoubtably follow. - Sesshomaru.
A/N- I'm Back! Inuyasha's has decided that it's not enough to mess with physics, he has to mess the road laws too.Beware..Randomness on your left...2 inches ahead..
My Ramen!
(Inuyasha- Well, that should be obvious)
Riding in the middle of the street is okay.
(One of my friends actually did this)
If you squish a squirrel, Run over a human!
(Sesshomaru- Well, it's only fair)
Pretending you're in England is fun!
(Miroku- This is extremely fun in America..wherever that is?)
If a flashy, noisy, metal thing honks at you, run it over.
(Sesshomaru- Perferably in giant doggie form)
My Ramen!
(Inuyasha- I'm going to tell you again.)
Red means Go.
(Sango- Well, doesn't it?)
Green means Ramen.
(Inuyasha- Well, if Red means go, then green=ramen. Duh!)
Yellow means..uh..Ramen!
(Inuyasha- Only makes sense.)
Crosswalks are stupid.
(Shippo- Why do they paint the ground anyway?)
Try riding into the traffic, it makes for interesting conversation.
(Miroku- The same topics get boring after awhile.)
RAMEN!!!!
(Inuyasha- Just a quick reminder.)
Anta no Baka! Wait a second.Hey!!
(Inuyasha- Sorry, slip of the tongue.)
Potholes= fun.
(Shippo- *turns into pothole*)
If your younger half-brother annoys, change #14 to read "pushing said half- brother into moving car= fun"
(Sesshomaru- Well..Keh.)
Don't Walk means walk down middle of road.
(Sango- I love the powers of manipulation)
Walk= Shove face in Ramen bowl
(Inuyasha- FUN! *shoves face in Ramen bowl*)
While standing in middle of road obeying #17, realize that you're a half/whole demon with strong powers, and vaporise everything that comes your way with Senkontessou/Dokkasou.
(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha- We actually agreed on this one.)
My Ramen!
(Inuyasha- Just a friendly reminder.)
Never let Sesshomaru near a car.
(Miroku- *points at mangled mess* He tried to drive.)
Nor Inuyasha, for that matter.
(Sango- *points at another mess* He did too..)
Chasing cars is fun, especially in giant doggie form..
(Sesshomaru- *whistles*)
Read #'s 1, 6, 12, and 19.
(Inuyasha- Read them!)
SPLAT! *
*I'm sorry to inform you that my hanyou brother is dead from following his own rules. Mutant zombie dogs will undoubtably follow. - Sesshomaru.