Ten Nasty Nazgul



Ten Nasty Nazgul went out to dine

One couldn't afford the bill, and then there were nine

Nine Nasty Nazgul saw a penny behind a sewer grate

One's gauntlet got stuck and then there were eight

Eight Nasty Nazgul praised 'Thank Heaven'

One was mistaken for thanking Morgoth, and then there were seven

Seven Nasty Nazgul played toss with bricks

One was hit on the noggin and then there were six

Six Nasty Nazgul decided to test drive,

One crashed into Minas Tirith, and then there were five

Five Nasty Nazgul were really, really poor

One earned tons of money, and then there were four

Four Nasty Nazgul tripped over someone's knee,

That someone was Aragorn, and then there were three

Three Nasty Nazgul said 'Bippity, boppity boo'

One became Cinderella's fairy godmother and then there were two

Two Nasty Nazgul found a loaded gun,

One shot the other, and then there was one

One Nasty Nazgul met his grandson,

He had to change his grandson's diapers, and then there were none.



Note: This is by Andboriel Swann, but since the story's on my (Andboriel Swann) sister's account, it'