First off:
Thanks to all my reviewers!!!
1. Ookami-Youkai: MY FIRST REVIEWER!!! Thank you so much and I hope you enjoyed reading my story! BTW the teacher dissing thing is real. . . we just don't do it to her face. . . sometimes
2. Marinah: Thanks for the review! I'm glad you enjoyed my fic! I hope you stay outta the hospital ((because they creep me out)) and how the hell are you gonna be able to read my fic?!?
3. kiya1821: It really would be fun to do!!! Thank you!
4. Foxtrot-Uniform: Thanks. . .this story is weird because I am weird!!!
5. mc: Thanks *cough::michelle::cough*. . .BTW you don't hafta be so secretive!
6. hey: Thanks for the review!
7. SiLvErK1RBY: LMAO!!! That's what perverts get. . .yup yup!!! Thankies!!!
8. jenni* =]: Thanks Jenni!!! You probably got no clue who Inuyasha is but thanks for reading!
9. joanne xp: Thanks a lot!!! Mrs. Petallides does suck!!!
10. EvilBunnies: Thank you so much!!! Your review made my day!!!
11. Tiggr: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!!!
12. Black Fireball: YOU GOT BIT BITTEN!!!
13. lonelyliloutlaw: CASSY YOU ARE SO MEAN!!! I think I hafta stop putting nice reviews for you. . . ((BTW. . .Cassy helped me with some ideas so I'm giving her props!!!))
14. gracieee: Thanks! I have a weird imagination right???
15. Heather: Thanks a lot!!! I'll be sure to ask you for more disses!!!
~Flamers~
1. Griffon: I regret deleting your review. . .but basically you said I was too childish. . .guess why. . .BECAUSE I AM ONE!!! ((BTW. . .spell Griffin right next time)) O yea. . .if you are reading this whatever you call this then you are just stupid!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~NOW ONTO THE STORY~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~
Disclaimer: Shhhhhhh. . . I have finally arrived in an airport, *anime sweat drop but I'm not in Japan yet. . . I went on the wrong flight and now, I'm in Mauritania ((it's in Africa)). . . don't ask. . .
*Beep* Please stand for a song to our country:
i God bless Mauritania
Land that I love
Stand beside her
And guide her. . ./i
Thank you, please enjoy your flights. Have a safe journey. *beep*
*anime face fall* errrrrrrr. . .yea. . .um. . .Inuyasha is not mine but he will be. . . ENJOY THE STORY!!!
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Chapter 2-
"What a bitch. . .detention, weekend detention, and grounded. . .*sigh*" Kagome said as she walked down the hall with her friends, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Cassy, and Cake (a.k.a: Kaitlin, which is her real name).
"Well Kag-chan. . .WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU! ! !" Cake half said and half screamed. Out of nowhere, Cake takes out a flag twice her size with the picture of Kagome on it. "K-CHAN, K- CHAN, YOUR THE MAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT NO ONE CAN. . ." After about five minutes of cheering, Cake glanced around and realized everybody had a huge anime sweat drop.
"Errrrrrrr. . .Cake. . .are you ok?" Sango and Cassy said at the same time while Kagome was blushing like crazy.
"Cakers. . .give me the flag," Shippo said as he tried to pull the flag away from her.
"MINE! ! !"
"GIVE ME IT! ! !"
"MINEEEEEEEEE! ! !"
Miroku glanced around and realized that everybody was busy and it was a perfect opportunity to be. . .well. . .a hentai. Slowly, his arms were stretched out and he flexed his fingers. Maintaining a steady balance, and a smooth route, he slowly grasped onto Cake's behind and Cassy's behind, rubbing the two simultaneously. Realizing that he left poor Sango and Kagome out of the special attention, he lifted his right and left feet and started use it to run up and down on Sango's and Kagome's leg. Miroku was having the time of his life when he realized that there was nothing to support him up at all. He fell onto the floor with a loud boom and also ceased all of his perverted actions. ((Yea.I'm using big words, because when you use big words. . .you get a bigger vocabulary. *nods*))
Two out of the four girls blushed like crazy, meaning Sango and Kagome. Cake and Cassy were used to it because Cassy, Cake, and Miroku practically knew each other since they were alive, making Cake and Cassy immune to all this sexual harassment. Plus, there are plenty of other girls to beat the shit out of Miroku, for example Kagome and Sango, who are getting ready to pulverize him, then to have Cassy and Cake dirty their hands (plus, they already kicked Miroku's ass plenty of times).
Kagome and Sango glared daggers at Miroku and one word was mouthed from both of them, i RUN /i. The two girls ran after Miroku like there was no tomorrow and Miroku ran like his life depended on it. . .and it did. Cake and Cassy just looked at each other and shrugged and proceeded to walk to lunch, the first period that the whole gang had together. Cake and Cassy walked and talked at the same time, not looking at where they were going and ran into somebody. "Gomen," Cake and Cassy muttered at the same time as they were knocked onto the floor, but the stranger stood still like nothing hit him. Books were all over the hallway and the stranger bent down to help pick them up. By the time, Cassy and Cake were backed on their feet, and their perverted-ness got the best of them and their cursed habit kicked in. As the stranger bent down, it was a perfect view of his ass. As if they were psychic, Cassy and Cake looked at each other at the same time and Cake faked a fainting motion.
"Here, your books I guess," the stranger said, his sense of pride kicked in right then, "Watch where the hell you going next time wenches. The name's Inuyasha, look out for me." Seeing that the two girls were blushing like crazy, Inuyasha left but not before he sent Cake and Cassy a smirk.
"Holy crap, Cassy, I think I'm in love. . ." Cake said with a la-la land look on her face.
"That makes one of us, I think he's a bastard. He think he's like a god or something, his level of pride and all that, he even called us wenches."
"But he got a great ass, and a killer smirk. Inuyasha, Inuyasha, Inuyasha. . ."
"Inuyasha? His name sounds so familiar. . .OH MY GOD. . .HE'S THE GUY WHO KAG-CHAN WAS DROOLING FOR IN SCIENCE WITH PETALLIDES! ! !"
Cake was out of la-la land, that's for sure, first looking confused, then looking with eyes full of determination. "As they say, first come first serve, as long as I get Inuyasha before Kagome, he's mine."
"How about Yusuke-kun, and Sasuke-kun, and Kyo-kun, and all the other bishes you have and like?"
" *growls* well, first one to ask me out then. . .I guess. . .CASS-CASS!!! It's Sesshy-kun. . .*makes love sick comments and oooooo's and ahhhhhhhhhh's*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ LUNCH TIME *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cassy, Cake, and Miroku grabbed their lunch trays and plopped down on an empty table.
"Stupid shit. . ." Cake muttered as she stared into the stuff the called 'school lunch'. "I'm gonna get something at the vending machines, be right back."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cassy screamed. "I swear something was moving!!!"
"I think I saw it too. It was like a worm," Miroku said.
"I think it was a spider," Cassy supposed.
"A worm. . ."
"A spider. . ."
"IT WAS A FREAKIN WORM!!!" Miroku yelled.
"NU-UH!!! IT WAS A SPIDER!!!"
While a pointless argument was brewing at the table, Inuyasha (the new kid) was looking around to find a place to sit. *Hey, those are the people in my class, yea the one where I got all this detention. . .well at least the hot girl is there. . .what's her name again? Oh yea, Kagome. . .what a nice name*
While Inuyasha was 'thinking', he bump into Kagome, almost knocking her down. Using his demon-like reflexes, he grabbed onto her arm and pulled her up, his face merely two inches from hers.
"Gomen," they both said at the same time. "Hey, it's you!" They both said again at the same time and blushed noticing how close their face was.
"Stupid wench. . .should watch out where you going!" Inuyasha snapped at Kagome.
"You bumped into me," Kagome said as she bent down to pick up her books.
Inuyasha just noticed that her books dropped so he helped her pick them up.
"Thanks. . .," Kagome said and then turned around and left.
iMAN, SHE'S HOT!!!/i Inuyasha thought.
As Inuyasha turned and walked the other way, a pair of arms slinked around Inyasha's waist and held onto him tight. . .
"Hey baby," a voice cooed into Inuyasha's ear.
"Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha sneered.
*P.A SYSTEM*
Miss Cake, Miss Cassy, Miss Jillbeanz, Mr. Miroku, Miss Kagome, and Mr. Inuyasha, please report to the ALS room.
*END OF ANNOUNCEMENT*
As the announcement finished, only two words could be distinguished in the cafeteria. . .
"FUCK!!!" from Kagome, Sango, Cake, Jillbeanz, and Cassy.
and a
"YES!!! from Miroku, and his perverted mind.
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A.N:
SORRY YA'LL!!! I'LL TRY TO UPDATE SOON ((and I don't mean in half a year. . .)). R&R!!!!
COMING UP:
DETENTION!!!
Thanks to all my reviewers!!!
1. Ookami-Youkai: MY FIRST REVIEWER!!! Thank you so much and I hope you enjoyed reading my story! BTW the teacher dissing thing is real. . . we just don't do it to her face. . . sometimes
2. Marinah: Thanks for the review! I'm glad you enjoyed my fic! I hope you stay outta the hospital ((because they creep me out)) and how the hell are you gonna be able to read my fic?!?
3. kiya1821: It really would be fun to do!!! Thank you!
4. Foxtrot-Uniform: Thanks. . .this story is weird because I am weird!!!
5. mc: Thanks *cough::michelle::cough*. . .BTW you don't hafta be so secretive!
6. hey: Thanks for the review!
7. SiLvErK1RBY: LMAO!!! That's what perverts get. . .yup yup!!! Thankies!!!
8. jenni* =]: Thanks Jenni!!! You probably got no clue who Inuyasha is but thanks for reading!
9. joanne xp: Thanks a lot!!! Mrs. Petallides does suck!!!
10. EvilBunnies: Thank you so much!!! Your review made my day!!!
11. Tiggr: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!!!
12. Black Fireball: YOU GOT BIT BITTEN!!!
13. lonelyliloutlaw: CASSY YOU ARE SO MEAN!!! I think I hafta stop putting nice reviews for you. . . ((BTW. . .Cassy helped me with some ideas so I'm giving her props!!!))
14. gracieee: Thanks! I have a weird imagination right???
15. Heather: Thanks a lot!!! I'll be sure to ask you for more disses!!!
~Flamers~
1. Griffon: I regret deleting your review. . .but basically you said I was too childish. . .guess why. . .BECAUSE I AM ONE!!! ((BTW. . .spell Griffin right next time)) O yea. . .if you are reading this whatever you call this then you are just stupid!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~NOW ONTO THE STORY~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~
Disclaimer: Shhhhhhh. . . I have finally arrived in an airport, *anime sweat drop but I'm not in Japan yet. . . I went on the wrong flight and now, I'm in Mauritania ((it's in Africa)). . . don't ask. . .
*Beep* Please stand for a song to our country:
i God bless Mauritania
Land that I love
Stand beside her
And guide her. . ./i
Thank you, please enjoy your flights. Have a safe journey. *beep*
*anime face fall* errrrrrrr. . .yea. . .um. . .Inuyasha is not mine but he will be. . . ENJOY THE STORY!!!
________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 2-
"What a bitch. . .detention, weekend detention, and grounded. . .*sigh*" Kagome said as she walked down the hall with her friends, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Cassy, and Cake (a.k.a: Kaitlin, which is her real name).
"Well Kag-chan. . .WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU! ! !" Cake half said and half screamed. Out of nowhere, Cake takes out a flag twice her size with the picture of Kagome on it. "K-CHAN, K- CHAN, YOUR THE MAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT NO ONE CAN. . ." After about five minutes of cheering, Cake glanced around and realized everybody had a huge anime sweat drop.
"Errrrrrrr. . .Cake. . .are you ok?" Sango and Cassy said at the same time while Kagome was blushing like crazy.
"Cakers. . .give me the flag," Shippo said as he tried to pull the flag away from her.
"MINE! ! !"
"GIVE ME IT! ! !"
"MINEEEEEEEEE! ! !"
Miroku glanced around and realized that everybody was busy and it was a perfect opportunity to be. . .well. . .a hentai. Slowly, his arms were stretched out and he flexed his fingers. Maintaining a steady balance, and a smooth route, he slowly grasped onto Cake's behind and Cassy's behind, rubbing the two simultaneously. Realizing that he left poor Sango and Kagome out of the special attention, he lifted his right and left feet and started use it to run up and down on Sango's and Kagome's leg. Miroku was having the time of his life when he realized that there was nothing to support him up at all. He fell onto the floor with a loud boom and also ceased all of his perverted actions. ((Yea.I'm using big words, because when you use big words. . .you get a bigger vocabulary. *nods*))
Two out of the four girls blushed like crazy, meaning Sango and Kagome. Cake and Cassy were used to it because Cassy, Cake, and Miroku practically knew each other since they were alive, making Cake and Cassy immune to all this sexual harassment. Plus, there are plenty of other girls to beat the shit out of Miroku, for example Kagome and Sango, who are getting ready to pulverize him, then to have Cassy and Cake dirty their hands (plus, they already kicked Miroku's ass plenty of times).
Kagome and Sango glared daggers at Miroku and one word was mouthed from both of them, i RUN /i. The two girls ran after Miroku like there was no tomorrow and Miroku ran like his life depended on it. . .and it did. Cake and Cassy just looked at each other and shrugged and proceeded to walk to lunch, the first period that the whole gang had together. Cake and Cassy walked and talked at the same time, not looking at where they were going and ran into somebody. "Gomen," Cake and Cassy muttered at the same time as they were knocked onto the floor, but the stranger stood still like nothing hit him. Books were all over the hallway and the stranger bent down to help pick them up. By the time, Cassy and Cake were backed on their feet, and their perverted-ness got the best of them and their cursed habit kicked in. As the stranger bent down, it was a perfect view of his ass. As if they were psychic, Cassy and Cake looked at each other at the same time and Cake faked a fainting motion.
"Here, your books I guess," the stranger said, his sense of pride kicked in right then, "Watch where the hell you going next time wenches. The name's Inuyasha, look out for me." Seeing that the two girls were blushing like crazy, Inuyasha left but not before he sent Cake and Cassy a smirk.
"Holy crap, Cassy, I think I'm in love. . ." Cake said with a la-la land look on her face.
"That makes one of us, I think he's a bastard. He think he's like a god or something, his level of pride and all that, he even called us wenches."
"But he got a great ass, and a killer smirk. Inuyasha, Inuyasha, Inuyasha. . ."
"Inuyasha? His name sounds so familiar. . .OH MY GOD. . .HE'S THE GUY WHO KAG-CHAN WAS DROOLING FOR IN SCIENCE WITH PETALLIDES! ! !"
Cake was out of la-la land, that's for sure, first looking confused, then looking with eyes full of determination. "As they say, first come first serve, as long as I get Inuyasha before Kagome, he's mine."
"How about Yusuke-kun, and Sasuke-kun, and Kyo-kun, and all the other bishes you have and like?"
" *growls* well, first one to ask me out then. . .I guess. . .CASS-CASS!!! It's Sesshy-kun. . .*makes love sick comments and oooooo's and ahhhhhhhhhh's*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ LUNCH TIME *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cassy, Cake, and Miroku grabbed their lunch trays and plopped down on an empty table.
"Stupid shit. . ." Cake muttered as she stared into the stuff the called 'school lunch'. "I'm gonna get something at the vending machines, be right back."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cassy screamed. "I swear something was moving!!!"
"I think I saw it too. It was like a worm," Miroku said.
"I think it was a spider," Cassy supposed.
"A worm. . ."
"A spider. . ."
"IT WAS A FREAKIN WORM!!!" Miroku yelled.
"NU-UH!!! IT WAS A SPIDER!!!"
While a pointless argument was brewing at the table, Inuyasha (the new kid) was looking around to find a place to sit. *Hey, those are the people in my class, yea the one where I got all this detention. . .well at least the hot girl is there. . .what's her name again? Oh yea, Kagome. . .what a nice name*
While Inuyasha was 'thinking', he bump into Kagome, almost knocking her down. Using his demon-like reflexes, he grabbed onto her arm and pulled her up, his face merely two inches from hers.
"Gomen," they both said at the same time. "Hey, it's you!" They both said again at the same time and blushed noticing how close their face was.
"Stupid wench. . .should watch out where you going!" Inuyasha snapped at Kagome.
"You bumped into me," Kagome said as she bent down to pick up her books.
Inuyasha just noticed that her books dropped so he helped her pick them up.
"Thanks. . .," Kagome said and then turned around and left.
iMAN, SHE'S HOT!!!/i Inuyasha thought.
As Inuyasha turned and walked the other way, a pair of arms slinked around Inyasha's waist and held onto him tight. . .
"Hey baby," a voice cooed into Inuyasha's ear.
"Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha sneered.
*P.A SYSTEM*
Miss Cake, Miss Cassy, Miss Jillbeanz, Mr. Miroku, Miss Kagome, and Mr. Inuyasha, please report to the ALS room.
*END OF ANNOUNCEMENT*
As the announcement finished, only two words could be distinguished in the cafeteria. . .
"FUCK!!!" from Kagome, Sango, Cake, Jillbeanz, and Cassy.
and a
"YES!!! from Miroku, and his perverted mind.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A.N:
SORRY YA'LL!!! I'LL TRY TO UPDATE SOON ((and I don't mean in half a year. . .)). R&R!!!!
COMING UP:
DETENTION!!!