Chapter Three is now up! It's now time to go medieval on your answering machines with the cast of Final Fantasy IX!
Zidane: Tantalus Actors guild. But I know all you beautiful women are calling for me. So sorry to disappoint you but if I'm not here I won't be back 'til tomorrow, if you get want I mean.
Dagger: (In the distance) What was that Zidane?
Zidane: Gotta go. *Beep*
Dagger: Garnet Til Alexandros the 17th, the queen of Alexandria isn't here right now. If you'll leave your name and number I'll have a servant call you back. *Beep*
Steiner: Thou hast misseded me at this precise moment. I currently am trying to save the world and the princess from destruction and a buffoonish thief. I shall most probably have returned by Thursday. *Beep*
Freya: Sorry, you missed me. I'm not going to be in for a while, I'm on tour with the Cleyra Amateur Riverdance Association. I'll be back soon, bye! *Beep*
Quina: Quina not here. Quina eating. Leave words on magic talking box or Quina eat you. Is maybe magic talking box eatable? Maybe taste like frog! *Beep*
Eiko: You've called Madain Sari, location of the Moogle family reunion. No ones here at the moment so please leave a message. Please state why you're calling, who you're calling, and what species they belong to. *Beep*
Amarant: I'm never here. If you want to contact me go to the Red Dragon Bar in Treno and ask for "Lani." The minimum fee is 5,000 gil, no haggling. *Beep*
Kuja: This is my Gaia residence. I'm not in right, but you might want to try my house on Terra. If Terra has been destroyed in a flurry of pure black magic, you might want to check Memoria. If I'm not in Memoria, then I'll definitely be in Sane. *Beep*
And that's it for chapter three. Have fun while I finish up with the last one.
Zidane: Tantalus Actors guild. But I know all you beautiful women are calling for me. So sorry to disappoint you but if I'm not here I won't be back 'til tomorrow, if you get want I mean.
Dagger: (In the distance) What was that Zidane?
Zidane: Gotta go. *Beep*
Dagger: Garnet Til Alexandros the 17th, the queen of Alexandria isn't here right now. If you'll leave your name and number I'll have a servant call you back. *Beep*
Steiner: Thou hast misseded me at this precise moment. I currently am trying to save the world and the princess from destruction and a buffoonish thief. I shall most probably have returned by Thursday. *Beep*
Freya: Sorry, you missed me. I'm not going to be in for a while, I'm on tour with the Cleyra Amateur Riverdance Association. I'll be back soon, bye! *Beep*
Quina: Quina not here. Quina eating. Leave words on magic talking box or Quina eat you. Is maybe magic talking box eatable? Maybe taste like frog! *Beep*
Eiko: You've called Madain Sari, location of the Moogle family reunion. No ones here at the moment so please leave a message. Please state why you're calling, who you're calling, and what species they belong to. *Beep*
Amarant: I'm never here. If you want to contact me go to the Red Dragon Bar in Treno and ask for "Lani." The minimum fee is 5,000 gil, no haggling. *Beep*
Kuja: This is my Gaia residence. I'm not in right, but you might want to try my house on Terra. If Terra has been destroyed in a flurry of pure black magic, you might want to check Memoria. If I'm not in Memoria, then I'll definitely be in Sane. *Beep*
And that's it for chapter three. Have fun while I finish up with the last one.