I don't know why, but many FF VI characters are in some business or another. In case someone wants to be picky about copyright stuff and all, I do not own any Final Fantasy characters, settings or concepts.
Gau: Gau not home. Gau in Veldt. Gau kill meat. Gau eat meat. Gau scratch fleas. Gau host Tupperware parties at Gau's condominium. *Beep*
Setzer: You have reached Setzer's Grand Central Casino. If you wish to schedule a party, press "1" now. If you wish to learn about our employment oppurtunities, press "2" now. If you wish to solve your problem gambling, I'll bet you double or nothing you can't stop now. *Beep*
Mog: This is the Narshe Coal Mines and Mog's Kuporrific Dance Club. The club's hours are between 9 P.M. and 6 A.M. The house special is the patented "Kupo Nut Blaster." Drink Kupo Nut Blasters responsibly. All troublemakers will be escorted out by the bouncer, Umaro. *Beep*
Relm: Arrowny Art Studio. If you wish to make an appointment please leave your name, number and degree of realism. The choices include: Still life, life like, and Dorian Grey. *Beep*
Terra: Mobliz Day Care Center, owned and operated by Terra Branford. Please leave your name and number after the beep. *Beep*
Locke: Locke's Rare Antiquities Emporium. We have almost anything you could ever imagine. We even do special "hunts" for certain item you want. No one is in right now so please leave your name, number, the artifact you're looking for and where or who it might be *cough* acquired from after the beep. *Beep*
Edgar: This is the royal residence of the very handsome, and very available, King Edgar Roni Figaro of Figaro castle. Please leave your name, number and three-sizes after the beep. *Beep*
Sabin: Gone out on a training exercise, be back in a couple of weeks. Leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Shadow: Leave your name, a contact point and how much you're willing to spend. *Beep*
Celes: Sorry I'm not in right now, I'm touring with Impresario on his opera tour. Leave a message after the beep. Ciao! *Beep*
Gogo: This is the president of the Zone Eater Chapter of Marcel Marceau fans, Gogo. If you are looking to join, please leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Kefka: You have reached your lord and god. I am currently smiting all who oppose me, so please leave your groveling after the beep. *Beep*
That's all for now. I should get X-2 up really soon. Please review whether you liked it or not. Apparently my friends say my ranting is funny to listen to.
Gau: Gau not home. Gau in Veldt. Gau kill meat. Gau eat meat. Gau scratch fleas. Gau host Tupperware parties at Gau's condominium. *Beep*
Setzer: You have reached Setzer's Grand Central Casino. If you wish to schedule a party, press "1" now. If you wish to learn about our employment oppurtunities, press "2" now. If you wish to solve your problem gambling, I'll bet you double or nothing you can't stop now. *Beep*
Mog: This is the Narshe Coal Mines and Mog's Kuporrific Dance Club. The club's hours are between 9 P.M. and 6 A.M. The house special is the patented "Kupo Nut Blaster." Drink Kupo Nut Blasters responsibly. All troublemakers will be escorted out by the bouncer, Umaro. *Beep*
Relm: Arrowny Art Studio. If you wish to make an appointment please leave your name, number and degree of realism. The choices include: Still life, life like, and Dorian Grey. *Beep*
Terra: Mobliz Day Care Center, owned and operated by Terra Branford. Please leave your name and number after the beep. *Beep*
Locke: Locke's Rare Antiquities Emporium. We have almost anything you could ever imagine. We even do special "hunts" for certain item you want. No one is in right now so please leave your name, number, the artifact you're looking for and where or who it might be *cough* acquired from after the beep. *Beep*
Edgar: This is the royal residence of the very handsome, and very available, King Edgar Roni Figaro of Figaro castle. Please leave your name, number and three-sizes after the beep. *Beep*
Sabin: Gone out on a training exercise, be back in a couple of weeks. Leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Shadow: Leave your name, a contact point and how much you're willing to spend. *Beep*
Celes: Sorry I'm not in right now, I'm touring with Impresario on his opera tour. Leave a message after the beep. Ciao! *Beep*
Gogo: This is the president of the Zone Eater Chapter of Marcel Marceau fans, Gogo. If you are looking to join, please leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Kefka: You have reached your lord and god. I am currently smiting all who oppose me, so please leave your groveling after the beep. *Beep*
That's all for now. I should get X-2 up really soon. Please review whether you liked it or not. Apparently my friends say my ranting is funny to listen to.