Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, or their seiyuu.
This is a continuation of sorts, of the first part. Thought this might be fun...
[Scene: Conference Room. Inuyasha, Kagome, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, Narita Ken. Inuyasha is sulking in his chair, and Narita Ken is held at swordpoint by Sesshoumaru]
Kagome: You guys need to calm down. I've already sent Shippou for a rosary, Sesshoumaru, so you need to calm down too. Don't give me that look! I've had it with your icy glares. We're not in the anime right now, remember?
Sesshoumaru: ... [unsheathes Toukijin] The threat of a rosary does not intimidate I, Sesshoumaru.
Kagome: Honestly... you can drop the ego trip. Everyone KNOWS you're Sesshoumaru. Lording it over us doesn't do anything but make you look like a too-proud child.
Sesshoumaru: Do you dare call me an infant, wench?
Kagome: Hey! You really are like Inuyasha. Call me by name! Ka – go – me. It's not that hard!
Sesshoumaru: You insult me, wench. And where is your short skirt?
Kagome: I'm not being filmed right now, I can wear whatever I want! And I happen to like jeans when I'm around perverts like Miroku-sama!
Jaken: Pathetic humans, worrying about such things... and wearing such indecent clothing!
Kagome: [annoyed sigh] Really, you guys can stop the Sengoku Jidai act. Jaken, you know your wife wears jeans all the time. I know who makes them for her!
Jaken: Hey! Stay away from my wife, you disgusting—
Narita: Jaken.
Jaken: Hai, Sesshoumaru-sa—STOP DOING THAT!
Sesshoumaru: ...
[Jaken looks momentarily uncertain, then smirks smugly when Sesshoumaru doesn't call his name.]
Jaken: Hah! This Jaken will no longer be fooled by—
Sesshoumaru: Jaken.
Jaken: Your worthless tricks—
Sesshoumaru: Jaken.
Jaken: Because I know when Sesshoumaru-sama is truly speaking to me—
Sesshoumaru: Jaken. [wealth of annoyance in his voice]
Jaken: For he sounds much more confident, much more like the taiyoukai he—
*THUD*
Jaken: [against the table] Please forgive this lowly Jaken, my lord...
Sesshoumaru: You seem enamored of your own voice.
Jaken: Please forgive me, Sesshoumaru-sama.
Sesshoumaru: ...
Narita: Shut up, Jaken.
Jaken: Hai, Sesshoumaru-sama.
Narita: Go throw yourself off a bridge. It's annoying seeing someone as ugly as you every day.
Jaken: Hai, Sesshoumaru-sama. [walks to the door before realizing what's going on] Why you...! [brandishes the Staff of Heads menacingly]
*THUD*
Kagome: Honestly, I'm going to need to tell your wife about how annoying you've been lately.
Inuyasha: Yeah, really. He was starting to get on my nerves.
Kagome: Inuyasha... he did get on your nerves. You're the one that hit him.
Jaken: [voice muffled, as he's plastered against the floor] Please forgive this lowly Jaken, Sesshoumaru-sama... and don't tell my wife. She uses the staff better than I do!
Kagome: [laughter] She's also shorter than you. But at least she's a lot cuter!
*knock, knock*
[Kagome opens the door curiously.]
Kagome: Ah! Shippou-chan! Thank you! [holds a box in her hand]
Shippou: Just like you asked, Kagome! And look! I found a new friend!
Watanabe Kumiko: Hello! I'm Watanabe Kumiko, the seiyuu for Shippou—
Inuyasha and Jaken: [raucous laughter]
Inuyasha: Wha? Go figure the brat has a girl to be his voice!
Kagome: [sweetly] Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: [ears twitch violently] Wh-what's with that face, Kagome?
Kagome: SIT!
*THUD*
Inuyasha: Owww, yoo~oooooooou—
Kumiko: [speaks loudly] Please call me Kumiko!
Kagome: Ah, Kumiko-chan! Here, there's an empty seat by Narita-san.
Narita: It is good to see you again, Watanabe-san.
Kumiko: And you, Narita-san. Shippou, what's wrong?
Shippou: [in tears] It's n-not m-my f-fault y-you're a gi-g-girl!
Kagome: Oh, Shippou-chan, don't you listen to that stupid man...
Inuyasha: HEY!
Kagome: SIT!
*THUD*
Sesshoumaru: Hmph. As foolish as ever, half-breed.
Inuyasha: Ooooh... as soon as this wears off, you're going to regret thaa~aat!
Sesshoumaru: As if a lowly hanyou like yourself could ever touch I, Sesshoumaru!
Kagome: [sweetly] Oh, Sesshoumaru-sama?
Sesshoumaru: What do you want, wench?
Kagome: I have a gift for you—here! [a rosary is quickly slipped over his head before he can react, having been staring at his brother]
Sesshoumaru: ?!
Kagome: SIT!
*THUD*
*THUD*
Sesshoumaru: [against the table] I now understand my brother's fear of such a thing...
Kagome: The both of you, play nice!
Sesshoumaru: For so daring to insult I, Sesshoumaru, you will pay! [gets up and unsheathes Toukijin]
Inuyasha: Hey! Don't you lay a hand on Kagome! [unsheathes Tetsusaiga]
[Cue Battle Music]
Kagome: Ah—
Kumiko: [stars sparkle around her] My, Kagome-chan, they are fighting over you!
Kagome: Yes, well, it's not exactly—
Shippou: They're idiots.
Kagome: Well, yes, I do—
Narita: Jaken.
Jaken: Hai, Sessho—why you!
*THUD*
Narita: I was quite for too long.
Kagome: Ah...
Sesshoumaru: Enough with this pointless chatter! Inuyasha, you will become rust on my Toukijin—
Kagome: You said that already.
Sesshoumaru: Did I? Hmm. I mustn't become repetitive. It is not good for the Lord of the Western Lands. Well, then, Inuyasha, wash your neck and wait for me!
Kagome: You know... that means you can't fight right now.
Sesshoumaru: Who's asking you, wench?
Inuyasha: Shut up, Kagome! Just let us fight!
[Cue funny thinking music]
Shippou: I think Inuyasha's brain got squished out of him by all the sits.
Kagome: Yes, but I haven't said 'sit'—
*THUD*
*THUD*
Kagome: All that often, you know.
Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha: Why you...
Jaken: Ah! My lord Sesshoumaru-sama, to be brought down by a filthy human's subduing spell! I shall save—ack! [rosaries are slipped over his head]
Kagome: Narita-san, I give this one to you.
Narita: Jaken.
*THUD*
Kagome: An interesting choice...
Narita: And suitable, don't you think?
Shippou: Hey, how did two come out of that box? I only brought one!
Kumiko: Ah, Shippou, that's what I think is called artistic license.
Shippou: Huh?
Kagome: That means Cassidy-chan is messing with our heads again.
Cassidy Jewell: Enough with that, get back to the conversation at hand!
Kagome, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, Narita, Shippou, Kumiko: Yes, Cassidy Jewell-sama, oh greatest of writers and most revered person we know who is giving us an extremely lame line to—
*THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD*
*CRASH*
Inuyasha: [helium-effected voice against the table, a lamp in shards on his head] I think we got her mad.
Sesshoumaru: This was your fault. Inuyasha. Die.
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THUD*
*THUD*
Narita: Jaken.
*THUD*
Narita: Sounds better with three, I think.
Kagome: I believe so. Hmm, I think I'm hungry.
Kumiko & Shippou: Hey, let's go out for ice cream!
Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha: Why you—huh? Ice cream?
Sesshoumaru: You will bring me back a triple scoop of black cherry.
Inuyasha: No, you idiot! Ramen-flavored!
Kagome: There's no such THING as ramen-flavored, you idiot!
Inuyasha: True. Besides, I hate ramen. I don't see why they had to put that in the anime and manga. Keh, idiots. Get me some chocolate.
Kagome: I'm not your slave!
Inuyasha: Do it, wench!
Jaken: I will bring you back your ice cream, Sesshoumaru-sama! [begins to run out the door]
Narita: Jaken.
*THUD*
Narita: I wish a triple scoot of mint and chocolate chip.
Kagome: Ooh, I want some butterscotch. A double and on a wafer cone!
Shippou: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: I already chose that!
Shippou: So?
Inuyasha: Brat! You can get your own favorite flavor!
Shippou: Kagome, he's picking on me!
Kagome: SIT!
*THUD*
*THUD*
Kagome: Oops, sorry Sesshoumaru. I didn't mean to say it for you to fall, too.
Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha: Make that a quart of ice cream, Jaken...
Kumiko: I'll have vanilla, please.
Jaken: What? Is this Jaken relegated to such lowly duties?! Sesshoumaru-sama, you must not mean for me to—
Narita: Jaken.
*THUD*
Jaken: Why you...!
Sesshoumaru: Jaken. Get the ice cream. NOW.
Jaken: H-Hai, Sesshoumaru-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ [voice fades as he's kicked out of the room]
Sesshoumaru: [turns to Narita] Now, about my voice... Deeper! More commanding! Throw back your shoulders and sit up straight!
Narita: Kagome, say it.
Kagome: SIT!
*THUD*
*THUD*