Off The Set Once Again
Bloopers Amore, and Lovely Lovely NGs!
Featuring:
Howling WereWolf
The Howler Studio Director.
Unexpected Characters as Unexpected Happenings.
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Prologue Part 2: Rehearsal, Making Peace and The Wedding
Sean: Scene 3, Take 4.
SD: And.....ACTION!
Eduardo grips hard on the leather strap and pulls.
Sidus sits back on his haunches and pulls.
Eduardo pulls harder, and Sidus goes flying over his head.
Eduardo: Man, I always wanted to do that.
SD: CUT! Dang it, EDUARDO!
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Sean: Scene 3, Take 5.
SD: .....ACTION!
Eduardo lifts Sidus off the ground and hurls him into a duck pond.
SD: CUT!!!! EDUARDO!!!!
Sidus: Heaven, fry him.
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Sean: Scene 3, Take 9.
SD: ACTION!
Before Eduardo can start pulling, Sidus yanks ultra hard and sends Eduardo hurtling into a nearby trash bin.
Sidus: Payback time.
SD: CUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!
Howling WereWolf slaps down her script and stands up. There is what anime-lovers call evil aura radiating from her.
HW: Both of you! Pull according to script requirements or I'll sentence you to two decades of Janine's homemade pasta!
Sidus & Eduardo: We'll behave!
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Prologue Part 3: Sidus' 2nd Talk With Death
Sean: Scene 2, Take 1.
SD: Okay! Action!
Sidus advances. "Ya realize these little fellas cause lung cancer."
Death picks up a lighter. "You realize we're already dead."
"Point taken." Sidus delicately holds one between his teeth as he lights the butt.
Death starts hacking.
SD: CUT!!!
Death: Hey! When you handed me the contract, there was no mention that I had to SMOKE!
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Chapter 1: The Beginning Of A New Adventure
Sean: Scene 1, Take 1.
SD: Action!
The phone rings in all its untold ecstasy.
The character on hands and knees below it is startled. He attempts to get up, and promptly whacks the back of his head on the underside of the desk.
"Like, Ow!"
The phone continues to ring without any sympathy. One thin gloved hand emerges from under the table. After some groping around, it grabs the paperweight and brings it below. "Ghostbusters."
SD: Cut! Bane, put that thing down and get back under the table.
Bane: WHAT?! You mean I have to do it AGAIN?!
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Sean: Scene 1, Take 2.
SD: Action!
"Like, Ow!"
The phone continues to ring without any sympathy. One thin gloved hand emerges from under the table. After some groping around, it grabs the phone and brings it below. "Ghostbusters."
A few minutes later, hand and phone reappear over the table. "Yours, Coach.....Coach? I said: Yours, Coach."
Bane peeks out and looks around the empty room. "Say, where did Coach go?"
HW: Garrett's not here yet.
SD: Cut! Someone try and get a hold on Garrett. We're gonna have to do that scene again.
Bane speedily exits stage right.
HW: BANE! Come back here and get back under the table now!
Bane: Make me!
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Sean: Scene 1, Take 7.
SD: Action!
The phone rings in all its untold ecstasy.
The character on hands and knees below it is startled. He attempts to get up, and promptly whacks the back of his head on the underside of the desk.
The desk cracks due to numerous knocks.
SD: CUT!
HW: We're going to need a new desk. I'd better order a stronger one at that.
Bane lies prostrate on the floor and looks like he might cry any moment now.
Bane: .....Mommy.......
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Sean: Scene 1, Take 9.
HW: Hold it. Bane?
Bane: Yeah?
HW: Take that helmet off.
Bane: No.
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Chapter 2: The Ravens Return
Sean: Scene 9, Take 1.
SD: Action.
"Please! You gotta come! You gotta help me! My Mom and Sis and Bro and dog are gonna die! I'll do anything! I'll sell my bike! I'll sell my books! I'll mortgage my room! I'll grovel and kiss your feet! Please help me!"
Bane silently allows himself to get shaken like a rag doll.
Sidus waits.
Kylie waits.
Marcus finishes his babbling and waits.
Bane blinks as realization dawns upon him. "......Sorry, what was I supposed to say again?"
SD: CUT!!!!
HW: Why NOW?!?!
Marcus: #cough# I need water.....
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Chapter 3: The Ravens Return (cont'd)
Sean: Scene 2. Take 2.
SD: .....Action!
Slimer flies in, squeaking and waving a note around. Roland reaches up to pluck it from his slimy hand. Slimer crashes head-on into Roland.
SD:.......#groan# cut.....
Roland: I gode thlime up my node!!!
HW: Medic!
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Sean: Scene 11. Take 1.
SD: Ac- #thump# AYAH!!!
HW: What the.....?
Howling WereWolf gets up, promptly finding the off-scene characters having a prop fight.
HW: Leave my rubber blue jays alone!! I need them for the scene!!
Sidus: #grunt# Party pooper.
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Sean: Scene 15. Take 3.
SD: Action!
As Bane opens his mouth to continue, the pke readings jump again. There is a low rumble of thunder.
Bane looks up. Then Bane looks down. Some distance from his face is a small brown and white dog.
The dog cocks its head in confusion. "Arf?"
SD: Cut! Wrong dog!
Sean: What's Angelo doing here?!
Marcus: Where's Duke?
Howling WereWolf pulls out a hand phone.
HW: Hello? Squaresoft Studios? I think we have your dog. Do you have our Great Dane with battery-operated red eye-patches?
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