IWDTTYATS - Part Two - Generic Misshappenings
Disclaimer - Once again, I OWN NOTHING! Metal Gear Solid is property of Hideo Kojima and Konami. And WHAT A SERIES IT IS! *hails Kojima*
A/N - MGS and MGS2 are counted as movies instead of games, for all purposes of having all the chars alive for this fanficcie.
At Rose's Place. 11 AM
Rose is watching Muchdedications (A/N - I know it's Canadian! But it's for something....) Suddenly, out pops a message saying "I'm dedicating Over My Head by Sum 41 to Rosemary, to annouce that WE'RE THROUGH! - Jack
Rose sits there, stunned, as the rock music blares out of the (strangely good quality)television...
Rose - JAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At Raiden's place, 11:03 AM (after the song is over)
Raiden - Hah, noone dumps Jack Off Johnson, and gets away with it. Hehehehe....wait...I forgot about ROSE'S TEMPER!
In a flurry, Raiden barricades the door with a chair, and a table, but soon enough Rose has broken through the door, teeth bared like an angry dog.
Raiden - Uhh...hi honey.
Rose - .............
At Wolf's Suite, 11:04 AM
Wolf is lying in the hottub, sipping at a glass of champagne, while watching a Pay-per-View movie on the Plasma TV she integrated into the wall of the hot tub room, her bedroom, and her lounge.
Wolf - *hearing Raiden's screams of pain* - KNOCK IT OFF!
Raiden - *very faint, and weakly* - Yes ma'am............
Rose - I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Raiden - AAACK! AACK! *imagine Rose as Homer and Raiden being Bart*
Other than this, nothing is happening, oh, and Fatman's tranquilized body is still lying in the field, while Wolf's wolves are having trouble gnawing at his fat, thick hide.
The Next day...at 6 AM.
Raiden is woken up by the loud whirring of rotor blades.
Raiden - Wait...after my filming of Sons of Liberty...It only can mean one thing....
Raiden pulls open the drapes, and suddenly yelps in pain!
Raiden - OI! Rose can sure do a good indian sunburn *nurses his wounds* HOLY CRAP! HELICOPTERS ARE CARTING A FUCKING CASINO INTO TOWN!
A big casino is lowered by about a dozen chinook helicopters..and a few other choppers are carting in a small city of about 1000 people to provide business. On the front of the casino, is a big neon sign saying 'Lady Lucks' Lucky Money Pot', and on it, was Fortune in a rather...suggestive pose, which caused Raiden to begin a bit of blood loss through his nasal cavity.
Raiden - Fortune? I haven't seen her eversince the filming...I better call the Colonel for advice...wait...I've gotten to used to the movie parts. I'd better call Snake then. I still have my nanomachines, and the government hasn't caught me yet, as I'm a Secret Military Operative never caught yet...(I'll do a little story about this in a few chapters...actually serious)
Codec Call - 141.80, Raiden - Snake, 6:01 AM...
Raiden - Snake, you hear about Fortune?
Snake - No Jackass, I've only heard about it from you. But yeah, I've SEEN it.
Raiden - You wanna knock a few people unconscious and grab their cash and blow it at the casino
Snake - Yeah, I'll meet you in 20 minutes, at your place, my place is a little cluttered.
At Raiden's Apartment, 6:21 AM
Raiden - Let's go.
Raiden and Snake jump out the window in dramatic style, wearing their Skull Suit and Sneaking Suit, respectively, and then falling into a dumpster, full of Wolf feces.
Raiden - ARGH! I just had this dry-cleaned.
Snake - Damn it, I just had this cleaned by Meryl's head...errrr...let's go anyway.
As they sneak over to the casino, the Ninja bowls them over on a snowmobile (even though it's the middle of summer).
Ninja - PARENTS! UNCLE FORTUNE! PEANUT BRITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MEDICINE! *runs into a stop sign*
Naomi - Ughh...Frankie....sorry about that Jackie, you too Snakie...
Because of the crash, all the bouncers suddenly see Snake and Raiden.
Snake - Raiden?
Raiden - Yes, Snake?
Snake - Get in there...*throws Raiden into the bouncers, and runs into the casino unnnoticed*
Raiden - AHH! *Thwack!* OW! *slap* EEK!*punch* MOMMY!!!!!!!!
In the Casino, 6:25 AM
Snake rolls into a blackjack dealer, and then takes all the money he stockpiled, which is $80.
Snake - I guess I'll have to use this on Raiden's medical bills...all that cash wasted, unless I just don't pay. Hahaha...let him in a full body cast, then lie to Rose about him cheating on her, then unleash her on him...hehehe...I'll have fun doing this.
Snake, after shooting guards in the groin with the M9, and rolling into some and knocking them off the upper floors, eventually reaches Fortune's headquarters on the 100th floor.
Snake points his USP/M9 akimbo combo at her.
Snake - *pant* Fortune, *pant*, what are you doing in our little town *pant*
Fortune turns around, and there she is, petting a white cat, and suddenly, some ominous music blares out of the ceiling.
Fortune - Ahhh...so Solid Snake, we meet again....where's your little friend?
Snake - Look out the window.
Fortune turns around, and nods
Fortune - I see...I'll pay the bills for him, I'm a BILLIONAIRE ANYWAYS!
Snake - You sold yourself out, Fortune. Remember our movie? We filmed it for our love of blowing things up on a low budget and cardboard boxes. What happened to you? You're so....evil now.
Fortune - Yes, I know. But this casino is here to stay. All these 1000 people aren't willing to get lifted by chopper again. Tell you what, I'll sponser all your gambling, and you don't have to pay a thing.
Snake - Alright, but one thing *pulls out M9 and tranqs Fortune*
Snake then walks over, and transfers one million dollars to his own bank account.
Snake - She's got so much money, she won't even notice a million's gone.
Snake takes out the tranq dart, throws it out the window, which hits Raiden in the head, knocking him unconscious saving him from the pain of the beatings, but he'll be bruised in the morning. After that, Snake sprays Fortune with some coolant he just happened to find in his sneaking suit.
Fortune - What happened? I feel like a sack of doorknobs whacked me in the head.
Snake - You just dozed off for a second *hides M9, and goes off to enjoy strippers and martinis*
A/N - Boring chapter, and next, is everyone else's reaction to the casino (at 9 AM)
Disclaimer - Once again, I OWN NOTHING! Metal Gear Solid is property of Hideo Kojima and Konami. And WHAT A SERIES IT IS! *hails Kojima*
A/N - MGS and MGS2 are counted as movies instead of games, for all purposes of having all the chars alive for this fanficcie.
At Rose's Place. 11 AM
Rose is watching Muchdedications (A/N - I know it's Canadian! But it's for something....) Suddenly, out pops a message saying "I'm dedicating Over My Head by Sum 41 to Rosemary, to annouce that WE'RE THROUGH! - Jack
Rose sits there, stunned, as the rock music blares out of the (strangely good quality)television...
Rose - JAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At Raiden's place, 11:03 AM (after the song is over)
Raiden - Hah, noone dumps Jack Off Johnson, and gets away with it. Hehehehe....wait...I forgot about ROSE'S TEMPER!
In a flurry, Raiden barricades the door with a chair, and a table, but soon enough Rose has broken through the door, teeth bared like an angry dog.
Raiden - Uhh...hi honey.
Rose - .............
At Wolf's Suite, 11:04 AM
Wolf is lying in the hottub, sipping at a glass of champagne, while watching a Pay-per-View movie on the Plasma TV she integrated into the wall of the hot tub room, her bedroom, and her lounge.
Wolf - *hearing Raiden's screams of pain* - KNOCK IT OFF!
Raiden - *very faint, and weakly* - Yes ma'am............
Rose - I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Raiden - AAACK! AACK! *imagine Rose as Homer and Raiden being Bart*
Other than this, nothing is happening, oh, and Fatman's tranquilized body is still lying in the field, while Wolf's wolves are having trouble gnawing at his fat, thick hide.
The Next day...at 6 AM.
Raiden is woken up by the loud whirring of rotor blades.
Raiden - Wait...after my filming of Sons of Liberty...It only can mean one thing....
Raiden pulls open the drapes, and suddenly yelps in pain!
Raiden - OI! Rose can sure do a good indian sunburn *nurses his wounds* HOLY CRAP! HELICOPTERS ARE CARTING A FUCKING CASINO INTO TOWN!
A big casino is lowered by about a dozen chinook helicopters..and a few other choppers are carting in a small city of about 1000 people to provide business. On the front of the casino, is a big neon sign saying 'Lady Lucks' Lucky Money Pot', and on it, was Fortune in a rather...suggestive pose, which caused Raiden to begin a bit of blood loss through his nasal cavity.
Raiden - Fortune? I haven't seen her eversince the filming...I better call the Colonel for advice...wait...I've gotten to used to the movie parts. I'd better call Snake then. I still have my nanomachines, and the government hasn't caught me yet, as I'm a Secret Military Operative never caught yet...(I'll do a little story about this in a few chapters...actually serious)
Codec Call - 141.80, Raiden - Snake, 6:01 AM...
Raiden - Snake, you hear about Fortune?
Snake - No Jackass, I've only heard about it from you. But yeah, I've SEEN it.
Raiden - You wanna knock a few people unconscious and grab their cash and blow it at the casino
Snake - Yeah, I'll meet you in 20 minutes, at your place, my place is a little cluttered.
At Raiden's Apartment, 6:21 AM
Raiden - Let's go.
Raiden and Snake jump out the window in dramatic style, wearing their Skull Suit and Sneaking Suit, respectively, and then falling into a dumpster, full of Wolf feces.
Raiden - ARGH! I just had this dry-cleaned.
Snake - Damn it, I just had this cleaned by Meryl's head...errrr...let's go anyway.
As they sneak over to the casino, the Ninja bowls them over on a snowmobile (even though it's the middle of summer).
Ninja - PARENTS! UNCLE FORTUNE! PEANUT BRITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MEDICINE! *runs into a stop sign*
Naomi - Ughh...Frankie....sorry about that Jackie, you too Snakie...
Because of the crash, all the bouncers suddenly see Snake and Raiden.
Snake - Raiden?
Raiden - Yes, Snake?
Snake - Get in there...*throws Raiden into the bouncers, and runs into the casino unnnoticed*
Raiden - AHH! *Thwack!* OW! *slap* EEK!*punch* MOMMY!!!!!!!!
In the Casino, 6:25 AM
Snake rolls into a blackjack dealer, and then takes all the money he stockpiled, which is $80.
Snake - I guess I'll have to use this on Raiden's medical bills...all that cash wasted, unless I just don't pay. Hahaha...let him in a full body cast, then lie to Rose about him cheating on her, then unleash her on him...hehehe...I'll have fun doing this.
Snake, after shooting guards in the groin with the M9, and rolling into some and knocking them off the upper floors, eventually reaches Fortune's headquarters on the 100th floor.
Snake points his USP/M9 akimbo combo at her.
Snake - *pant* Fortune, *pant*, what are you doing in our little town *pant*
Fortune turns around, and there she is, petting a white cat, and suddenly, some ominous music blares out of the ceiling.
Fortune - Ahhh...so Solid Snake, we meet again....where's your little friend?
Snake - Look out the window.
Fortune turns around, and nods
Fortune - I see...I'll pay the bills for him, I'm a BILLIONAIRE ANYWAYS!
Snake - You sold yourself out, Fortune. Remember our movie? We filmed it for our love of blowing things up on a low budget and cardboard boxes. What happened to you? You're so....evil now.
Fortune - Yes, I know. But this casino is here to stay. All these 1000 people aren't willing to get lifted by chopper again. Tell you what, I'll sponser all your gambling, and you don't have to pay a thing.
Snake - Alright, but one thing *pulls out M9 and tranqs Fortune*
Snake then walks over, and transfers one million dollars to his own bank account.
Snake - She's got so much money, she won't even notice a million's gone.
Snake takes out the tranq dart, throws it out the window, which hits Raiden in the head, knocking him unconscious saving him from the pain of the beatings, but he'll be bruised in the morning. After that, Snake sprays Fortune with some coolant he just happened to find in his sneaking suit.
Fortune - What happened? I feel like a sack of doorknobs whacked me in the head.
Snake - You just dozed off for a second *hides M9, and goes off to enjoy strippers and martinis*
A/N - Boring chapter, and next, is everyone else's reaction to the casino (at 9 AM)