Isolation Will do That
to You and Then Some!
Chapter 3 - First Gravy Gum, and now Gambling??
Disclaimer - The Brainchild that is the Metal Gear Universe is ALL HIDEO KOJIMA'S DOING! HAIL KOJIMA! (hail hail hail). And everything else belongs to whoever owns them.
At 9:00 AM (In Wolf's Apartment, Wolf rolls out of her king-sized bed, only to bump into the window and see.....ONE FRICKIN HUGE CASINO!!!
Wolf - Gambling? In this small town?
Wolf groggily gets up, gets her wolves onto a leash, then takes her own personal elevator in her own FRICKIN HUGE Apartment Block down to the ground floor, then walks to the Casino.
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at 9:00 AM, exactly 10 seconds after Wolf wakes up, Otacon wakes up to notice Snake is not there.
Otacon - Snake? Snake? SNAAAKE!!?? Well, where could he be....he gets addicted easily, so...
At this moment, a thought bubble appears Otacon's head, with a Chibi SD (super deformed) Snake chewing Gravy flavoured gum and retching in disgust at the same time, causing Otacon to shudder.
Otacon - He quit that disgusting crap, so it can't be him...
In the thought bubble, the Chibi Snake is seen smoking a cigarette.
Otacon - If he did, I would've smelled fire. Last time he smoked outside, he burnt down Meryl's second cabin by carelessly throwing the flaming cigarette stub in front of it...
Next in the thought bubble, the Chibi Snake is seen playing a Slots Machine.
Otacon - Bingo. But there's no casino here.
Otacon paces through his room and looks out the window, and sees the Big sign of Fortune scantily clad, causing Otacon to pause and look for a few minutes. Then he just shakes his head very suddenly.
Otacon - *shakeshakeshakeshakeshake*Oh wait, that's one....FRICKIN HUGE CASINO WITH ONE FRICKIN HUGE SIGN OF FORTUNE FRICKIN SCATILY FRICKIN CLAD! Snake's there *shakes his head* Poor boy...
Otacon slowly walks to the casino, being careful to step over the unconscious bodies of the guards Snake beat the crap out of.
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Snake is seen continously pressing down on the slot machine handle, with his eyes all bugged out and staring at the machine.
Snake - WOOHOO! JACKPOT! *Snake opens a bullet magazine, and sticks more coins in there. Right now...he filled 20 magazines...*
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"SUDDEN~LEE~! SUDDEN~LEE! I DoN't FeEl So InSeCuRe AnYMoRe!"
That's Right...Liquid was singing in the shower again.
Wolf - (very loudly, even from that far away) DON'T MAKE ME GO UP THERE!
The Singing stopped abruptly, followed by some dog-like whimpering.
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Otacon pokes Snake in the shoulder, and Snake turns around, with his eyes bugged out, and nodding like an idiot.
Snake - Hiotacon!Ihopeyoucanunderstandmebecausei'mreallyhappyrightnow!imwinningsomuc hmoney!!
Otacon - ... *sweatdrops*
Suddenly, the Ninja rides by on a tricycle, screaming.
Ninja - PARENTS! PARENTS! AHEEEHEAHAHAHA! PARENTS! UNCLE SNAKEY GET SO MUCH MONEY! ME NO LIKEY MARTINI!
Naomi - Frankie! Get back here!
Even Snake, in his hyper state, sweatdropped for about three seconds, then went back to his rabid gambling.
Otacon - Oh crap...
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Otacon - I have called a town meeting, to discuss Snake's new addicition, slot machines.
Liquid - OH, COME ON? JUST GIVE HIM SOME GRAVY FLAVORED GUM! Oooohh.*thud*
As it turns out, Wolf had gotten annoyed, and shot him with her PSG1-T.
Otacon - Thank you Wolf. So...any suggestions??
Octopus - Yes! We should enlist him in more anti-addiction classes...
Ninja - UNCLE SNAKEY? ME NO LIKEY NAKED LADY HOUSE!
Naomi - Yes, Frankie, yes....
Meryl - We need more anti-addiction groups for Snake!
Octopus - But I just said..
Ninja - UNCLE BUM? NO WORRIES BUM, ME YOUR FRIEND.
Octopus - *sigh*
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To be Continued...will Snake ever get off being addicted to SOMETHING? Noone will ever know...
Chapter 3 - First Gravy Gum, and now Gambling??
Disclaimer - The Brainchild that is the Metal Gear Universe is ALL HIDEO KOJIMA'S DOING! HAIL KOJIMA! (hail hail hail). And everything else belongs to whoever owns them.
At 9:00 AM (In Wolf's Apartment, Wolf rolls out of her king-sized bed, only to bump into the window and see.....ONE FRICKIN HUGE CASINO!!!
Wolf - Gambling? In this small town?
Wolf groggily gets up, gets her wolves onto a leash, then takes her own personal elevator in her own FRICKIN HUGE Apartment Block down to the ground floor, then walks to the Casino.
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at 9:00 AM, exactly 10 seconds after Wolf wakes up, Otacon wakes up to notice Snake is not there.
Otacon - Snake? Snake? SNAAAKE!!?? Well, where could he be....he gets addicted easily, so...
At this moment, a thought bubble appears Otacon's head, with a Chibi SD (super deformed) Snake chewing Gravy flavoured gum and retching in disgust at the same time, causing Otacon to shudder.
Otacon - He quit that disgusting crap, so it can't be him...
In the thought bubble, the Chibi Snake is seen smoking a cigarette.
Otacon - If he did, I would've smelled fire. Last time he smoked outside, he burnt down Meryl's second cabin by carelessly throwing the flaming cigarette stub in front of it...
Next in the thought bubble, the Chibi Snake is seen playing a Slots Machine.
Otacon - Bingo. But there's no casino here.
Otacon paces through his room and looks out the window, and sees the Big sign of Fortune scantily clad, causing Otacon to pause and look for a few minutes. Then he just shakes his head very suddenly.
Otacon - *shakeshakeshakeshakeshake*Oh wait, that's one....FRICKIN HUGE CASINO WITH ONE FRICKIN HUGE SIGN OF FORTUNE FRICKIN SCATILY FRICKIN CLAD! Snake's there *shakes his head* Poor boy...
Otacon slowly walks to the casino, being careful to step over the unconscious bodies of the guards Snake beat the crap out of.
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Snake is seen continously pressing down on the slot machine handle, with his eyes all bugged out and staring at the machine.
Snake - WOOHOO! JACKPOT! *Snake opens a bullet magazine, and sticks more coins in there. Right now...he filled 20 magazines...*
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"SUDDEN~LEE~! SUDDEN~LEE! I DoN't FeEl So InSeCuRe AnYMoRe!"
That's Right...Liquid was singing in the shower again.
Wolf - (very loudly, even from that far away) DON'T MAKE ME GO UP THERE!
The Singing stopped abruptly, followed by some dog-like whimpering.
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Otacon pokes Snake in the shoulder, and Snake turns around, with his eyes bugged out, and nodding like an idiot.
Snake - Hiotacon!Ihopeyoucanunderstandmebecausei'mreallyhappyrightnow!imwinningsomuc hmoney!!
Otacon - ... *sweatdrops*
Suddenly, the Ninja rides by on a tricycle, screaming.
Ninja - PARENTS! PARENTS! AHEEEHEAHAHAHA! PARENTS! UNCLE SNAKEY GET SO MUCH MONEY! ME NO LIKEY MARTINI!
Naomi - Frankie! Get back here!
Even Snake, in his hyper state, sweatdropped for about three seconds, then went back to his rabid gambling.
Otacon - Oh crap...
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Otacon - I have called a town meeting, to discuss Snake's new addicition, slot machines.
Liquid - OH, COME ON? JUST GIVE HIM SOME GRAVY FLAVORED GUM! Oooohh.*thud*
As it turns out, Wolf had gotten annoyed, and shot him with her PSG1-T.
Otacon - Thank you Wolf. So...any suggestions??
Octopus - Yes! We should enlist him in more anti-addiction classes...
Ninja - UNCLE SNAKEY? ME NO LIKEY NAKED LADY HOUSE!
Naomi - Yes, Frankie, yes....
Meryl - We need more anti-addiction groups for Snake!
Octopus - But I just said..
Ninja - UNCLE BUM? NO WORRIES BUM, ME YOUR FRIEND.
Octopus - *sigh*
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To be Continued...will Snake ever get off being addicted to SOMETHING? Noone will ever know...