Isolation will do that to you and then some!
Chapter 4 - In the mortal words of Ninja, 'NAKED LADY HOUSE GO BOOM!'
Disclaimer - NOTHING HERE IS MINE! Go away, you lawyers...
Location - Hospital Wing of the Lady Luck Casino
Time - 9:41 AM --------------------
Raiden moaned as he lay there, his whole body black and blue, none of it from the guards' beatings, but from when an angry Rose mauled him...the guards just kindly brought him to the hospital wing after seeing how badly Rose beat him...after they knocked the poor blonde wonder unconscious.
Raiden - Ow, my head.
Snake in his very hyper state comes in and sits next to Raiden.
Raiden - Oh, hi Snake, you came to visit me...how nice.
Snake - RATIONRATIONRATION! *beats Raiden over the head with a boxed ration*
Snake runs away, giggling all the way, to continue his gambling.
Raiden - Ow....hey...IT'S A RATION!
Raiden chews on it! Raiden's health is completely restored!
Raiden - YAY! *throws off hospital gown*
Raiden runs off to join Snake in his gambling spree.
As soon as Raiden runs into the main gambling room, everyone begins to faint, except Snake.
Raiden - ....what!? Ohh...right...i'm naked. Anyways, GAMBLING, WHEEE!!
Raiden runs to the slot machine beside Snake, and begins having his eyes bug out, obsessing over the slots.
Suddenly...Rose walks in, checking out the new landmark.
Raiden gets up and runs to Rose, his naked butt jiggling all the way.
Rose - Wow...Jack...it's so big, you wanna get back together?
Raiden - Iknowthenakedladycasinoisbig!wannagamble?
Rose - Errrr......that's not what I was talking about....but OKAY!
Rose joins Raiden and Snake on their rabid slot machine spree.
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9:50 AM, Liquid's Apartment.
Liquid - So if you're saying I'll help you blow up the casino, I'll also have a possibility of killing Snake??
Otacon nods his head.
Liquid - I'M IN! OKAY! LET'S GO! *bum bum bum...bumbumbum...bumbumbumbum...bumbumbumbum clap clap*
Liquid shoots the T.V., and the music stops.
Wolf - *from far away* YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!
Liquid - D'OH!
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9:52 AM, Solidus' Mansion (he WAS a former president...)
Solidus - So if I help you blow up the casino, I'll be able to use that land to make my own casino, and extend my reach, AND BEAT THE PATRIOTS!......okay!
Otacon - *silently* Yes.....
Solidus - Indeed....indeed
Otacon faints from shock at Solidus' good hearing.
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Snake - lalallallal
Raiden- hi de hi de hi de ho!
Rose - SLOTMACHINESLOTMACHINESLOTMACHINE!
The three rabid gamblers are swimming in a pool of $5 bills. Lucky bastards......
Suddenly, Ninja zooms by on a UNICYCLE, and bowls over Snake, Raiden and Rose.
All Three- AIIYEEE!!!
NINJA - LOOK OUT UNCLE SNAKEY! NAKED LADY HOUSE ABOUT TO GO BOOM!!!!!!!
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Behind the Casino...
Liquid - So, we meet again, dear brother...
Solidus - Yes...yes we do......
S&L *same time* - LET'S GO! *shoots a nearby radio, in anticipation of the old boring music*
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BOOOM!
Snake, Raiden, Rose - ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
All three of them go flying out of the casino, and into the snow...and to be taken care of Meryl, in her THIRD cabin...
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Achoo!
Raiden - Owww...my nose....
Meryl - Otacon, we did it! Their addictions have been curved.
Ninja - UNCLE BUM! ARE YOU OKAY?
Octopus - WHY! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE NOTICE ME, BUT THIS FREAK!?
Ninja - WHO YOU CALL FREAK UNCLE BUM??
Octopus - *sigh*
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Epilogue - Raiden caught a cold. Rose and Raiden are a couple again, and they moved into Raiden's apartment. Fortune is still a permanent resident, even with the loss of her business. Ninja was happy that the almost-illegal billboard was gone, and Fatman is still unconscious in the fields, and is now covered with the droppings of Raven's ravens. And Snake is now in a class to curb his gambling addiction, in addition to his labatt blue addiction, and his gravy gum addiction, and his cigarette addiction.....poor Snake...
And Octopus...well..he's planning the ultimate revenge on Meryl....
Chapter 4 - In the mortal words of Ninja, 'NAKED LADY HOUSE GO BOOM!'
Disclaimer - NOTHING HERE IS MINE! Go away, you lawyers...
Location - Hospital Wing of the Lady Luck Casino
Time - 9:41 AM --------------------
Raiden moaned as he lay there, his whole body black and blue, none of it from the guards' beatings, but from when an angry Rose mauled him...the guards just kindly brought him to the hospital wing after seeing how badly Rose beat him...after they knocked the poor blonde wonder unconscious.
Raiden - Ow, my head.
Snake in his very hyper state comes in and sits next to Raiden.
Raiden - Oh, hi Snake, you came to visit me...how nice.
Snake - RATIONRATIONRATION! *beats Raiden over the head with a boxed ration*
Snake runs away, giggling all the way, to continue his gambling.
Raiden - Ow....hey...IT'S A RATION!
Raiden chews on it! Raiden's health is completely restored!
Raiden - YAY! *throws off hospital gown*
Raiden runs off to join Snake in his gambling spree.
As soon as Raiden runs into the main gambling room, everyone begins to faint, except Snake.
Raiden - ....what!? Ohh...right...i'm naked. Anyways, GAMBLING, WHEEE!!
Raiden runs to the slot machine beside Snake, and begins having his eyes bug out, obsessing over the slots.
Suddenly...Rose walks in, checking out the new landmark.
Raiden gets up and runs to Rose, his naked butt jiggling all the way.
Rose - Wow...Jack...it's so big, you wanna get back together?
Raiden - Iknowthenakedladycasinoisbig!wannagamble?
Rose - Errrr......that's not what I was talking about....but OKAY!
Rose joins Raiden and Snake on their rabid slot machine spree.
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9:50 AM, Liquid's Apartment.
Liquid - So if you're saying I'll help you blow up the casino, I'll also have a possibility of killing Snake??
Otacon nods his head.
Liquid - I'M IN! OKAY! LET'S GO! *bum bum bum...bumbumbum...bumbumbumbum...bumbumbumbum clap clap*
Liquid shoots the T.V., and the music stops.
Wolf - *from far away* YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!
Liquid - D'OH!
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9:52 AM, Solidus' Mansion (he WAS a former president...)
Solidus - So if I help you blow up the casino, I'll be able to use that land to make my own casino, and extend my reach, AND BEAT THE PATRIOTS!......okay!
Otacon - *silently* Yes.....
Solidus - Indeed....indeed
Otacon faints from shock at Solidus' good hearing.
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Snake - lalallallal
Raiden- hi de hi de hi de ho!
Rose - SLOTMACHINESLOTMACHINESLOTMACHINE!
The three rabid gamblers are swimming in a pool of $5 bills. Lucky bastards......
Suddenly, Ninja zooms by on a UNICYCLE, and bowls over Snake, Raiden and Rose.
All Three- AIIYEEE!!!
NINJA - LOOK OUT UNCLE SNAKEY! NAKED LADY HOUSE ABOUT TO GO BOOM!!!!!!!
------------------
Behind the Casino...
Liquid - So, we meet again, dear brother...
Solidus - Yes...yes we do......
S&L *same time* - LET'S GO! *shoots a nearby radio, in anticipation of the old boring music*
----------------
BOOOM!
Snake, Raiden, Rose - ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
All three of them go flying out of the casino, and into the snow...and to be taken care of Meryl, in her THIRD cabin...
------------
Achoo!
Raiden - Owww...my nose....
Meryl - Otacon, we did it! Their addictions have been curved.
Ninja - UNCLE BUM! ARE YOU OKAY?
Octopus - WHY! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE NOTICE ME, BUT THIS FREAK!?
Ninja - WHO YOU CALL FREAK UNCLE BUM??
Octopus - *sigh*
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Epilogue - Raiden caught a cold. Rose and Raiden are a couple again, and they moved into Raiden's apartment. Fortune is still a permanent resident, even with the loss of her business. Ninja was happy that the almost-illegal billboard was gone, and Fatman is still unconscious in the fields, and is now covered with the droppings of Raven's ravens. And Snake is now in a class to curb his gambling addiction, in addition to his labatt blue addiction, and his gravy gum addiction, and his cigarette addiction.....poor Snake...
And Octopus...well..he's planning the ultimate revenge on Meryl....