Isolation Will Do That to you and THEN SOME! - New Year's Celebration
Disclaimer - I do NOT own anything here! Everything here belongs to someone else, whether it's Lady Croft, the inspiration behind this story, or Lord Hideo Kojima, who invented Metal Gear.
9:00 AM - Snake's Apartment - Groggy...
Snake slammed his hand down on his alarm clock, which beeped wildly.
Snake - AH CRAP! Third one this week...oh well...*Snake pushed the wrecked clock down, to join the other alarm clocks which have died in his service. May they rest in peace.*
Snake looked at his watch.
Snake - HEY! IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE! AWESOME! I'll call everyone up and have them come to my place!
*Snake contacts Raiden*
Snake - It's New Year's eve...get all the boys, and they're coming to my place.
Raiden - And the girls?
Snake - They can go to Wolf's place.
Raiden - Alright. But why your place?
Snake - I had Otacon use his hacking skills to get me free satellite! It even bypasses pay per view!
Raiden - So even the adult movies?
Snake - Especially the adult movies...
Raiden - GREAT! I'LL GET THEM UP RIGHT AWAY! I'll also tell Rose to have a separate party at Wolf's place.
*Raiden closes the Codec*
Raiden - Rose! Snake's inviting the guys over to his place for New Year's, and the girls can go to Wolf's house.
Rose - Alright, but behave...
Raiden - I will...(Those porn movies will keep me fixated, ALL NIGHT!)
Back at Snake's Place...
Snake - Stupid Raiden...he doesn't know we'll just watch hockey all night...until the big countdown, at least.
9:00 PM - Snake's Place - The Party...
Snake opens the door to see Raiden there, in the old Skull Suit
Snake - You're late, kid, everyone's here.
Raiden - Everyone?
Snake - Yup. There's You, Otacon, Mantis, Raven, Fatman, Solidus, Liquid, and Ocelot.
Raiden - Wow. Hey...what about Vamp?
Snake - He went to the girl's party...
Raiden - Ah...
11:59 PM - The New Year...
Snake - 5...4...3...2...1....HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS!
Everyone cheers, then doggy-piles on Raiden, again.
Raiden - Ow...why me?
Snake - Happy New Year, kid.
-End-
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Disclaimer - I do NOT own anything here! Everything here belongs to someone else, whether it's Lady Croft, the inspiration behind this story, or Lord Hideo Kojima, who invented Metal Gear.
9:00 AM - Snake's Apartment - Groggy...
Snake slammed his hand down on his alarm clock, which beeped wildly.
Snake - AH CRAP! Third one this week...oh well...*Snake pushed the wrecked clock down, to join the other alarm clocks which have died in his service. May they rest in peace.*
Snake looked at his watch.
Snake - HEY! IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE! AWESOME! I'll call everyone up and have them come to my place!
*Snake contacts Raiden*
Snake - It's New Year's eve...get all the boys, and they're coming to my place.
Raiden - And the girls?
Snake - They can go to Wolf's place.
Raiden - Alright. But why your place?
Snake - I had Otacon use his hacking skills to get me free satellite! It even bypasses pay per view!
Raiden - So even the adult movies?
Snake - Especially the adult movies...
Raiden - GREAT! I'LL GET THEM UP RIGHT AWAY! I'll also tell Rose to have a separate party at Wolf's place.
*Raiden closes the Codec*
Raiden - Rose! Snake's inviting the guys over to his place for New Year's, and the girls can go to Wolf's house.
Rose - Alright, but behave...
Raiden - I will...(Those porn movies will keep me fixated, ALL NIGHT!)
Back at Snake's Place...
Snake - Stupid Raiden...he doesn't know we'll just watch hockey all night...until the big countdown, at least.
9:00 PM - Snake's Place - The Party...
Snake opens the door to see Raiden there, in the old Skull Suit
Snake - You're late, kid, everyone's here.
Raiden - Everyone?
Snake - Yup. There's You, Otacon, Mantis, Raven, Fatman, Solidus, Liquid, and Ocelot.
Raiden - Wow. Hey...what about Vamp?
Snake - He went to the girl's party...
Raiden - Ah...
11:59 PM - The New Year...
Snake - 5...4...3...2...1....HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS!
Everyone cheers, then doggy-piles on Raiden, again.
Raiden - Ow...why me?
Snake - Happy New Year, kid.
-End-
Eldarion - And now...another thing from our sponsors.
Fluffy - Are you tired of boring old games?
Teenager - Boring...
Fluffy - THEN PLAY OPERATION WOLF...it's an action-packed stew of war, death, and destruction. A Shadosoft production.
Eldarion - Warning, this game should not be played by those who know any sort of soccer mom, in fear that our sanity will be destroyed by their incessant complaints, and chronic nagging.