"You really got them, huh, Kid!" "I was only being honest." "Of course Kid was being honest! Kid would never remember the names of people when the mighty Black*star is around!" "Yes, because I would be suffering head trauma instead." deathstar one-shot for dtk week.

Much like the famed YouTube video, "David After the Dentist," this is a little account of what happens to patients after the dentist has gotten them high on pain meds and laughing gas... ((Might or might not continue. We'll see.))

Soul Eater: The Next Generation.

My own little collection of song-based Soul Eater one shots. A nice mix of genres, so far. (T for themes and language in one of the shots. Most of them are K ish, though the themes are kind of dark, I'm leaning towards T.) ((The rights and ownership of each song go/goes to their respectable holders/owners.))

Who knew Halloween could turn so scary so fast... Trigger/Light Stomach Warning: Descriptions of body parts and blood (non-sexual) that could be disturbing to some more than to others. Read at your own discretion.

Arts and Crafts aren't exactly Maka's strong suit, but thankfully she has a fun-loving weapon who won't let that ruin a perfectly good day...

Soul Eater Discworld AU. Maka, a young witch in training, isn't exactly sure how to hold a conversation with a talking scythe, but she'll do her best. Meanwhile, how did he get that way in the first place, and why are her friends going on adventures without telling her what they're up to? Eventual SoulxMaka.

"Tanto tiempo de ocultar mis enojos, frustraciones y dolores a la gente ahora rinde frutos... La pregunta es, ¿es el árbol correcto el que he plantado?"

Circe, an old friend of Death the Kids, has enrolled in the DWMA. Her secret, she is a witch. And even though Angela is welcome, witches are still hunted by the school. Maka has ill will towards witches and Crona seems to recognize Circe. Kid seems to know more than he is telling, and to like Circe a lot, despite how he hasn't seen her in years. Kid/OC

Maka thought they would end up together being an official weapon and meister pair. But when destiny proves her wrong and pushes her to the one she has been denying her feelings for, will Maka change her mind and let loose her bottled feelings? Or will she never confess? [KiMa, KidxMaka]

Kim/Jacqueline. During practice Jacqueline accidentally burns Kim. Scared she'll hurt Kim, again she finds she can't turn into her weapon form.

AU. Maka Albarn and her father have fallen on hard times. In order to keep them alive Maka takes her father's friend up on an opportunity to join his group of girls who live in the seedy underworld of sex. When sold to a wealthy man for the purpose of keeping his rebellious son, Soul Eater Evans out of trouble, Maka gets a little bit more than she originally bargained for.

"As I said, she sleeps like a rock when she's drunk." Black Star and Soul realize how hard it is to move a sleeping Maka. (All dialogue, slightly crack-y)

"They've always had a sort of rebound when it came to each other." Latest oneshot- Murphy's Law, in which Soul gets himself a nickname.

SOUL SUFER AU Maka Albarn has had saltwater in her veins ever since she learned how to swim. When Maka learned how to surf, she and her best friend Soul take on the waves by storm. Winning competitions like madmen. But when Maka has a life threatening accident on the board at a surfing competition, sending her to the ER how will Maka stay on the board? ON HIATUS.

Based off of the manga, Mars! Full summary inside! Please read! Maka, a quiet art student. Soul a devilish biker playboy. What happens when their worlds unite? Find out in Mars.

Continuation Maka is the loser and nerd at school, But she's dating Kid. One day when Kid and Maka have a date Soul comes along. Why? Because he's moving in with Kid! Soul is also the most popular guy at school! What happens when the two meet and Maka starts to fall for him? Who will she choose, Kid or Soul?

Maka and Soul are very close friends. When She confesses her love to him, he denies her. Heartbroken, Maka turns to Black Star to help ease her pain. That's when Soul realizes he is in love with her, but who will Maka choose?

Soul is stuck with cleaning duty for the week. But when he goes to clean Maka's room, he finds something that he would have never expected. Who knew one little box could cause so much trouble. SoulxMaka one shot.

I had fun writing this. It is my first. So be brutally honest. BRUTALLY HONEST! Okay BYE!

The story is set directly after the destruction of the Kishen. Soul is Intrigued by Maka's diary and the potential answers he may find. What has Maka been writing in her diary? and is it the answer soul desires. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of soul eater, this story is merely my interpretation of the characters personalities put into different situations.

'I'm ugly, it takes an idiot not to see that.' Breast-Implant AU

Boredom and free time drove me to making a compilation of one-shots, from Soul Eater. It was supposed to be different manga/anime, but that is very difficult since I have the attention span of a squirrel in winter in a room full of nuts. ;-; well, i own nothing.

When the Soul Eater cast desides to have a sleepover at Kid's place Liz desides it's time for some match making! Rated T for safty.

You are transferred from Earth (With no death city) to the world of Death city. But how did you get there you wonder. You learn the mystic art of soul magic and learn to bend it to your will. Maka x Reader You are a witch (Male or Female)