Disclaimer: Oh just see previous chapters!

This chapter was hastily written on New Years Eve when the author, Kram Nebuer, had a sudden inspiration to write. It has little revision, but is loads of fun!

Chapter 9: Fantasyland

Harry pulled out his wand and was slowly walking towards the blondes and Hermione. He began to put two and two together…a blonde had attacked a gazelle at the hotel…a blonde was at Alien Encounter and disapparated once his/her presence was known…almost all Hogwarts students were at WDW for summer holiday…who was blonde and was ready to curse Hermione, the muggle-born, at the first chance he got? Harry was sure that the blonde was none other than Draco Malfoy!

"Zee glaze should be applied in leetle doses like so," the witch explained to Hermione as she applied some of it on Hermione's bushy hair. The two blondes were still hovering over Hermione. The taller one took out a wand and was about to tap Hermione's head when-

"Expelliarmus!" Harry cried. He pointed his wand at the blonde person and the blonde flew forward high over the table and landed behind the sales-witch.

"What was zhat for?" the sales-witch cried at Harry. Hermione turned around and was shocked to see that Harry had performed the spell.

"Harry! What are you doing?" Hermione said. "You know we can't do magic away from Hogwarts! Why were you trying to hurt her?"

"That blonde was about to attack you!" Harry cried, pointing to the blonde wizard/witch.

"It's true! I saw it!" Ron said, taking out his wand, ready to attack the blonde as he/she stood up.

"I vas only trying to 'elp 'er with zee shampoo!" the blonde cried out, dusting herself off. Ron had saw her face and got all googily-eyed. He dropped his wand and joined the other wizards who had begun to stare. She took off her hat and revealed that she was none other than the veela girl, Fleur Delacour. The other one was her sister, Gabrielle.

"No, but-" Harry gaped.

"Yezz?"

"I saw you at the hotel. You were attacking the gazelle!"

"I vas merely 'elping it! It vas a leetle too powerfull…"

"And just now, you were going to…"

"…finish zee process for zee Veela Spring Glaze! You must tap zee 'air two times to get zee glaze to work!"

Harry felt really stupid now. All this time he thought that the two blondes were bad guys when all along it was Fleur Delacour! Thankfully, Harry did not get in trouble with the Ministry since they themselves were at the convention and didn't mind. After all, it was a wizard convention. No muggles were there to witness. Harry muttered an apology and hastily got away with Ron and Ginny to see what was going to happen to Dudley. They didn't notice yet another blonde student watching them…

"…and furthermore, we show our sincerest apologies for not finding this out sooner," Professor McGonagal said. Dudley looked as if he had found out that Harry had a twin. He walked away with a pale face. He was walking slowly towards Harry with large round eyes.

"I'm not going! You can't make me!" He mumbled.

"Going where?" Harry asked.

"Get away from me! You must've cursed me or something!" Dudley said, backing away from Harry.

"Don't worry," Ginny said, trying to comfort Dudley. "Magic is fun!"

"I can't be a wizard! Maybe there's a mistake!" Dudley said, panic-stricken. He sprinted out the restaurant.

"But how can he?" Ron said as he, Harry, and Ginny went to speak with McGonagal.

"Professor, is my cousin really a…wizard?" Harry asked. "Is it even possible?"

"Yes Potter," McGonagal said. "Muggle borns are very common, you know that."

"But, it's already our 5th year. How can he be a wizard all of a sudden?"

"Well, let's just say it's like teeth…"

"Teeth?" Ron and Ginny said at once.

"Yes. Not everyone loses his or her baby teeth at the same time. Some lose them later than others. The same goes with magic. It's always very hard to be sure."

"But Professor, I don't think Dudley really wants to be a wizard," Harry said.

"Well it is his choice you know. It's very rare when a student decides he does not wish to study magic, and that's all right. Let's just hope we aren't sued by that volcano he has for a father," McGonagal chuckled.

* * *

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville all sampled the newest sweets from Honeydukes and finished their business at the convention and left to enjoy the park. The Grangers decided they too wanted to explore the park, but let the kids have their freedom. Percy had found Penelope Clearwater with her younger sister and they set out into the park by themselves while Patsy Clearwater joined her Ravenclaw friends. They gave up on looking for Dudley since they knew once they found him, he'd just run off again.

"Oh look! How adorable!" Hermione cried out when they reached a Fantasyland attraction. "Spinning teacups! We must go on!" Harry looked in his guide. Part of the description for the Mad Tea Party read: 'Skip this ride if you suffer from motion sickness or if you've recently enjoyed a snack.'

Harry tried to warn them. "It says to skip this one if you easily throw up. I don't think we should go on…" He was too late. Ginny and Hermione ran up into the line and admired the chubby teacups and the dormouse that popped out of the teapot sitting in the middle of the ride.

"I'll sit this one out," Neville said, already dizzy from watching the cups. Ron, Ginny, and Hermione went in line while Harry and Neville sat by the exit. Neville took out his new Remembrall to show off to Harry. Instantly, the gray smoked inside the glass ball transformed into a brilliant gaseous rainbow.

"Uh-oh," Neville said. "I must've forgotten something."

After a few minutes of contemplating what Neville had forgotten, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione had exited the ride and were in a fit of giggles. Ron, however, looked a tad green and he walked sort of…diagonally.

"Maybe we should try something a bit…calmer," Harry suggested. "Look here, Winnie the Pooh. Now this doesn't seem to bad."

"Winnie the what?" Ginny asked in disgust, as they walked to the end of the line. The waiting queue was divided with large slabs of wood, where the silly little bear's story was laid out. They looked like giant pages from a storybook and Ron got even sicker from trying to read the upside down pages. Finally they reached the loading area.

"Oh they're honey pots!" Hermione squealed, delighted with the colorful vehicles that pulled up in front of them. Harry, Ron, and Neville squeezed uncomfortably in the back seats while Ginny and Hermione sat in the front. They entered the attraction as if they were jumping into the illustrations of a giant storybook, where they soon learned the story of the honey loving stuffed bear.

"Oh this is fantastic!" Ginny said, admiring the well-animated audio-animatronics (a.k.a. Disney robots) and the whimsical scenes. One part of the journey, the pots were blown into a blustery day at the 100 acre wood and then tossed into a flood where the honey pots "floated around". Soone they were bouncing with Tigger and getting bouncing with Heffalumps and confused with the Woozles (After all, Heffalumps and Woozles are very confusal). Although the ride was a bit, nursery school, the group still had fun.

"What next?" Ron asked, secretly hoping for another ride with funny characters and a burst of color. Harry pointed next door to Snow White's Scary Adventures.

"You sure about this?" Neville asked, reluctant to go on a ride with such a sinister name.

"It'll be fun! We all know the horrifying tale of Snow White. Maybe we'll get to see the witch!" Ron said excitedly. After boarding, the wooden mine cart rolled off around the corner and into the courtyard of the wicked queens castle, where Snow White was wishing by a well. Then the castle doors creaked open and the cart had driven into a dark and musty dungeon where the beautiful queen was sitting behind a bubbling cauldron. As the cart rolled by, the queen had turned to face the guests and had magically transformed into a hideous witch!

"Oh goodness, witches aren't that ugly!" Hermione commented. The cart was whipped away into a dark, swampy forest and chased away by the wicked witch. Finally, the cart had reached safety in the cottage of the seven dwarfs.

"Neville, you can open your eyes now," Harry said as they twisted through the happy-go-lucky cottage. Soon the cart had rolled into a beautiful diamond mine, then to a stormy cliff where the dwarfs had chased the witch into an electrifying death. The final scene showed the prince and princess finally together and the dwarfs all waved good bye to the guests.

"Whew! That was fun!" Ron said. "Let's do it again!"

"No! I'm choosing the next one!" Neville said. He looked at the map and chose the Legend of the Lion King stage show.

"Closed for refurbishment?" Harry said, once they got to the entrance. The show was closed to make way for a new attraction (the 3D show Mickey's PhilharMAGIC Orchestra opened fall 2002!).

"Why is it always me?" Neville said that disappointment seemed to follow him. (To keep the author from sounding like a travel book…) Harry and Co. then flew to Neverland on the amazing Peter Pan's Flight, then took a took a tour of the world at It's a Small World, and then took a spin on Cinderella's Golden Carrousel.

"Look there," Ginny said as they got off the Carrousel. She pointed to a small gathering area where a large anvil sat with a great sword stuck inside it.

"The Sword in the Stone," Neville muttered, remembering the story of King Arthur.

"The Sorcerer's Stone?"

"No, the Sword in the Stone," Neville repeated. "Only the noblest one in the land could pull it out."

"Shall we give it a try?" Ron asked, running up to it. He grasped the sword and pulled with all his might, but it would not budge. The others took turns trying to pull the sword, but it didn't work.

"It probably only comes out when someone switches it on," Hermione sighed as she walked away. They went toward Ariel's Grotto and heard a large clang behind them. Harry swiftly turned around and there he saw Dudley, holding the sword high above his head.

"How'd you pull that out?" a cast member said, looking at his watch. "The show's not for another 17 minutes."

"How did I? I didn't mean to," Dudley said, shocked at his own strength. Mr. and Mrs. Dursley were there and Mrs. Dursley was clapping her hands briskly for her son. Mr. Dursley took a photograph and had a proud grin on his face.

"Dudley, did you use your you know what?" Harry asked when he got to them. Dudley's eye's grew wide and he shoved the sword back in and ran away.

"Dudders! Where are you going?!" Mr. Dursley called.

"Oh he's so excited to be here," Mrs. Dursley said to the cast member.

"I just don't understand how he pulled it out," the cast member said as he explained to the Dursley's about how there was a show with Merlin from the Disney film, The Sword in the Stone.

"I guess he is a wizard," Ron said.

The group left the carrousel and again headed towards Ariel's Grotto. They found Fred, George, Lee Jordan, and Oliver Wood in line to meet Ariel.

"What's all the fuss about? Is this a submarine ride?" Hermione asked.

"No…" Fred said. "We're going to meet her." They all looked where the others were staring and saw that a false mermaid was sitting in a mock undersea cave, taking pictures with kids. Ariel had long red, literally red hair, a purple seashell top, and a bright sea green fin. Hermione rolled her eyes at the staring boys and got into a long lecture on the true appearance of Merfolk.

"They're not that beautiful and have such a bright green fin," Hermione said. Harry agreed, for he saw firsthand of what a Mervillage had looked like and the griminess and unattractiveness of it's citizens.

"And look at her hair!" Ginny said. "Red hair isn't that red!"

"She's beautiful!" Oliver said staring.

"Oh please," Hermione said, walking away with Ginny. Harry, Ron and Neville, however, joined the line. "Aren't you boys coming?"

"Er…we'd like to stay here," Ron said, blushing. What else could they do? The girls had to wait for them. Hermione was tapping her foot furiously.

"What's your problem?" Harry asked. Hermione just stood quiet with a disgusted look on her face. Finally, after 36 long minutes, the boys had finished visiting the mermaid, all veela-stricken.

"I think someone was jealous," Ron said as they walked toward Liberty Square, which led to Fronteirland.

"Me? Jealous? Oh come on," Hermione said, slightly pink.

"You know you wanted to be that mermaid!" Ron teased. "So that we could all give you a kiss."

"You kissed her!"

"No we smacked her across the head, we all kissed her, but she seemed to fancy Oliver."

"You kissed her!"

"Hermione, I think you are jealous," Ginny said, trying to stop her giggles.

"I am not jealous!" Ron and Fred and George (Who had joined the Gryffindor group with Lee and Oliver) continued to tease her. They began to head toward a rather grim looking manor and did not notice they had gotten in line. They found Parvati and Padma in the line for the ride.

"Wow! You managed to drag Neville up here?" Parvati said to Hermione. The boys continued to laugh and joke.

"Oh, I didn't even notice we got in line for a ride," Hermione said, looking around at the cemetery and the ghostly 18th century gothic old mansion. "Where are we anyway?"

"The Haunted Mansion," Parvati said rather spookily. The boys stopped laughing and all stared at the tall, menacing manor.

"H-how'd we end up here?" Neville said, trembling. It was too late to leave the line. There were no chicken exits. The group came to the large steel doors with ominous doorknockers. Gargoyles were watching them from high above and the doors creaked open.