Hahaha. looks like I hooked some of you. So far, I got a bunch of people demanding more and more. And to the one who asked what aer the pairings, well... Just wait and see. The truth is this story, like my Evangelion one, is being made up as I go along. So evidently, I don't know the pairuing much at all either. ^_^;; Anyways, you want it, you got it! Here is Chapter 2 of what Miroku has coming to him in "Worst-Best Dream Come True."
Inu-Yasha was sitting alone on a hill staring blankly at the sceanery. It wasn't even noon, and already the day was completly ruined by that letchorus monk. "Just what the hell has gotten into those girls? They where defending him like they where his devoted lovers..." Inu-Yasha shook the thought away as soon as he could come up with it. "NO, NO, NO!!! There is NO was in hell THOSE girls could ever see anything in him!!! He's a letch and that's all there is to it!" He stood up and grasped his hand at his side. "That's it! I'll find out just what's going on here, Even if it kills me, and more so if it kill Miroku!"
"Ah...Inu-Yasha?" Shippo asked puzzled. He's been there ever since he started talking to himself, alnog with Kilala. Inu-Yasha shrugged after hereing that annoying little pup interupt his train of thought. Shippo asked again. "Why are you talking to youreself? Did you get hit too hard on the head again?" Inu-Yasha glanced over his shoulder to look at the little fox pup, but instead met eyes with Kagome. This threw him completey off gaurd. "Ka...Kagome! What are you doing here?"
Kagome threw him a sassy look "What," she asked. "Aren't you happy see me? I know you love me." Inu-Yasha nearly collapsed at those words, but then took a sniff of the air around her. "What? What's wrong Inu-Yasha?" Her answer was a knock upside the head which left an gigantic lump on her head.
"OW! JERK! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Inu-Yasha held up her hair to her face. It was a soft red color. The color of a fox. "You think you can fool me with a cheap trick like that? You're mimicry skill need work. You can't even get her smell right." With the poof of a cloud, Shippo turned back to the cute, cuddly, little trickster of a demon he realy is. "I was only trying to cheer you up. Kilala feels sorry for you too." Inu-Yasha clenched his fist a continued to knock shippo on the head a good ten times.
"And just why would I need cheering up?" He asked. Shippo rubbed his lump as kilala jumped on Inu-Yasha's shoulder. "Well, Kagome just dumped you for Miroku, so I figured that you would be devistated." Inu-Yasha turned red as a beet heareing this from a child. "She's not my woman and never was! So how can I be dumped?!?!" Shippo crossed his arms and shook his head. "Everyone can tell. Even me, and I'm just a pup." Inu-Yasha sat back down next to him and Kilala jumped down onto his lap.
"Besides," Inu-Yasha asked. "Something doesn't smell right. It all started at breakfast where that monk was geting more affection then he should. But then there was that demon that attacked earlier." Shippo took a riceball from his little pouch where he kept his toys and tricks in and took a bite. "Oh, you mean that little skunk?" shippo said with a full mouth. "Yeah, he got Miroku good. He was drenched with that stuff and we found him passed out on his bag."
Inu-Yasha then realized something. "Wait, that was a skunk? Then why doesn't he wreak of oder?" Shippo took another bite of his treat. "I dunno. By the time he got in the river, the smell was gone. Now he smells as fresh as a dandylion." Inu-Yasha coudn't make any sense of it. "If he was skunked, then why would the girls be fonding over him?" Shippo finished the rest of his snack before he exceeded the need to talk. "Yeah, not to mention the fondeling, the grouping, the brushing the hair through the fingers..." Inu-Yasha shut him up yet again whith a stomp on the head and then grinding him into the ground.
"Ok, you don't need to go into the details!" Inu-Yasha said before removing his foot from his head. Shippo dug himself out of the ground and dusted himself off. "Always picking on the little guy." Inu-Yasha needed to talk to Kagome. He started his way back to camp with Kilala at his side. He looked down and saw the little demon jumping ready to play. He gave her a little smirk, knelt down and scratched her behind the ears. "Why don't you and Shippo go off and play some more. I need to have a talk with with the girls and that idiot." and with that said and done, he walked off back to the camp.
Meanwhile, Sango and Kagome where at the river washing there faces and trying to grasp what the situation was that they would be willing to do anything for Miroku. "Ok, just what on earth where we thinking" Sango asked. Kagome was just as puzzled as her. "I dunno. All I do know is that I feel so unclean!" Kagome stood up and dryed her face with a towel she had in her bag. "All I know is, I was comlpetly out of my senses and I was completly falling for him!" Sango and Kagome walked back to the camp and saw that Miroku was still out of it. "Poor guy," Sango said. "If we don't kill Naraku soon, then his curse will consume him one day. I'm sure if it isn't him to do it, he'll want it ot be our son to kill him." Kagome nodded until she realized just what Sango was saying.
"Wait!?!? Did you just say 'OUR' son???" Sango shook her head at that and denied ever saying that. "No!!! Never! Why would i say anything like that!?!?" she calmed herself and looked at Miroku still lying on the ground. "Still, he is kind of cute when he's not grouping someone." Kagome nodded in agreement. "Yeah. I have to admit, he is well built. He's got a body that could win over every girl at school."
(author's note:*lookes at a centerfold of Rei Ayanami* I need to start dating. I REALY do!!!)
Sango walked over to his out-for-the-day body and sat down next to him. "I wonder if he can truely ever be a gentleman?" she asked Kagome." Kagome shrugged her shoulders at the question. "I dunno. You think he's a good kisser?" Sango and Kagome turned red again thinking of it. Sango placed her fingers on her lips and remembered the time he was about to give her mouth-to-mouth resesitation. At least that was noble of him to do. She began to think. What would it be like to have his soft, hot, silky lips on hers. It was then her heart skipped a beat and she lost control.
(Author's note: I SWEAR, ON MY ENTIRE ANIME COLLECTION, I AM STAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!)
"Kagome, I can't stand it! I feel like i need to..." Sango then let herself go and pressed her lips agains his. This was the first thing Inu-Yasha saw when he came back through the woods and into there camp. A thoudsend questions where entering his head all at once. What was Sango thinking? Does that monk know what he's doing? Does Sango even know that Kagome is there? But there was one question that stuck out of his head and kept repeating it's self over and over again...
Would Kagome do the same?
"Kagome..." Inu-Yasha whispered to himself. That was it. He wasn't going to sit around and wait to find out. He leaped from the trees and grabbed the limp body of Miroku and jumped back to the tree. Sango didn't realize what happened untill she could no longer feel her lips on his. "Whe...where did he go?" Kagome didn't here a word she said. Her mind couldn't comprehend just what Sango did. She kissed him. HIM! Miroku. The monk that always grouped any ass he could get. The letch that uses his curse to try and convince any beauty to bear his child. But still, one thought kept playing it's self back in her head over and over.
'I didn't get to kiss him!'
From the tree's top, the girls heard Inu-Yasha call out to them. "Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but I'm going to get to the bottem of this. You girls head back the village and talk to Kaede and maybe she'll be able to help you out. In the meantime, I'm keeping Miroku as far away from you two as I possably can." Kagome and Sango where pleading to Inu-Yasha. "Please! Give him back!" Sango cried. "We need him! I love him!" Kagome was shouting out as well. "Inu-Yasha! Give him back or I'll say that word again and again untill you're six feet under!" There was no answer.
Inu-Yasha was already miles away from the camp with the practicly comatose body of Miroku on his back. "I'm sure they'll be fine, considering I left Kilala to look after them. Maybe Sango will come to her senses as well." Inu-Yasha continued on for a few minuts till he reached another river bed. leaping across it, he dumped Miroku into the freezing water. Inu-Yasha landed on a rock waiting for the Monk to pop up at any second.
Miroku finaly came around and looked around him. All he saw was blue and fishes swiming all around him. 'Inu-Yasha...' he though to himself. He kicked himself up to the surface and looked around. He hadn't the slightest clue of where he was and could only guess that this was all that damned half-breed's doing. He swam to the river bed and got himself out only to see Inu-Yasha sitting on a rock with a more than agrovated expression on his face. "Something I did" Miroku asked.
Inu-Yasha didn't answer. Miroku re-stated the question. "Or was it something I let happen?" Inu-Yasha snaped at that question. "You mean there was more than what I saw?!?!" Miroku squeezed his cloths dry and brushed his hair back. "If we did do anything, I am completly unaware of it. Right after you left, I was quickly punished before I could be fairly tried." Inu-Yasha squinted at Miroku and signaled him to check his lips.
"Huh...?" Miroku wiped his lips with his fingers and saw what appeared to be lipstick. It wasn't too dark and knew that kagome never wore lipstick. He could only guess who else would even try to play such a devious trick. "Shippo, that little demon. I swear, next time I see him, I'm going to give him such a-" Inu-Yasha was just about fed up with Miroku's antics. "IT WASN'T SHIPPO, YOU CLOG! IT WAS SANGO!!!"
Miroku quickly changed his mood. "Oh. Well in that case, next time I see her, I'll return the favor." that remark was rewarded with a huge rock smack in the middle of his head. "Get serious," Inu-Yasha demanded. "The girls where fonding over you like you where the emporer himself and you don't have the slightest clue that something could be wrong here?" Miroku thought about it for a second. The extra tea, Kagome asking him to pass the salt and calling him 'sweet' for it, the defending of him even after the tastless jab Inu-Yasha took, and fondeling of his chest from Kagome and Sango grouping his...
(Author's note: Rei Ayanami, Sango, Faye Valentine, Asuka, Nanako, Priss Asagiri, Kirika, Naru, and Naga. I have a pic of all these women in a bikini over my bed.)
"I fear that the girls could might be cursed by a demon that makes them completley vulnerable to the most handsome man around." Inu-Yasha rolled his eyes as Miroku complamented himself. "I doubt it. If you ask me, I think it had something to do with that skunk you stepped on this morning." Inu-Yasha then felt a little prick on his nech and slapped the little invader before he could get away. As he removed his hand, sure enough he squashed his bazzle, Myoga the flea.
"Well, Myoga, talk about good timing. I need to ask you about a certain demon." Myoga fell to the ground and landed on a flat rock by the river. "Yes, master..." he struggled to answer untill he poped back into shape. "Well, Master," Myoga started. "From what I've heard, It sound like a skunk that has been infested with 'love bugs'. " Inu-Yasha and Miroku wasn't buying it. Miroku took out a can Kagome gave to him a few nights ago and sprayed the flea with Raid. "You'll need to come up with a better story, vermin" said Miroku. As Myoga layed on the rock gasping for breath, he insisted that he spoke the truth.
"What I speak of is true! The 'love bug' I speak of is a relative of the flea. In fact, my great uncle was 1/8th love bug." Inu-Yasha was getting fed up, but decided to trust Myoga on this one. "Okay, so what else do you know" he demanded. Mygoa coughed a bit before proceeding.
"Well," he started. "The love bug has the tendency of making one fall in love with the first member of the opposite sex that the infected person sees. However, the disease has been proven to be more effective when spread to animal's with a musk gland. Such in the case of sir Miroku and his encounter with the skunk this morning." Myoga took a break and hopped up on Inu-Yasha's shoulder and continued. "With this, It's not the individual that is affected with the curse, but every member of the opposite sex will be drooling over him. In this case... Miroku. The only way to cure him of this is to either wait for the effect to wear off, or to get skunked by normal skunk."
Inu-Yasha had enough. He grabbed Myoga and placed him on his plam. Then he took his other finger and flicked him as far as his eye could see. "Yeah right, I'm sure that the girls are just having a phsycotic episode. There's no way something so lame like that could have any truth to it, right Miroku?" He was only talking to himself as Miroku walked off, following a smoke cloud from what appeared to be a village. "C'mon, Inu-Yasha. The girls should be fine in the meantime.Why don't we see if we can get a room and bath from the lord of the village?" Inu-Yasha's ears droped at the sign of another "dark cloud" hovering it's way to the village.
"Fine. It's better than haveing Kagome and Sango near you considering what Myoga said." With that said and done, Inu-Yasha and Miroku walked in the direction of the village with hopes for a little break from the hectic day already. Inu-Yasha was, however, feeling a bit uneasy about all this. "I dunno why, but I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this." Inu-Yasha sniffed the air. it wreacked of trouble to come.
To be continued...
God, I need a girlfriend!!! I hope I lived up to everyone's expectations so far, for the next chapter, all hell will break loose! I need to work on my other project a bit, so don't expect another chapter in one week like I did with this one. I might end up making the next one pretty long, so enjoy this one for a while and reviews might help speed thing up a bit. Thanks to all my fans (although I'm sure you're only here to read about Miroku. ---___---) I'll see ya later.
And now for a quote of "wisdome"
"I am no longer the sweet little girl you once knew. I am MUCH more saltier now!!!"~*~*~ Excel Excel from "Excel Saga" episode 9 (BTW, I don't own "Excel Saga" NOR do I own "Raid")