Damn. I had to take this fiction down and then re-post it due to some problem. This story just vanished off the list. But NOW the reviews I'm getting through the mail aren't showing on this story. I dunno. My head hurts, my nose is bleeding, my room is boiling, and I feel like crap. But I did manage to finish this chapter. Here is Chapter 5 of "The Worst or best Dream Come True."
Sango and Kagome walked through the busy Tokyo streets. Luckily for Sango, Kagome lend her some of her cloths as to not draw attention from the more modern people of this time and age. "So, Kagome..." she started. "Yeah, Sango? What is it?"
"What exactly is 'shopping'?" Kagome dropped at the question. Never in her life had a teen girl ask her what she was asking. Then again, she never really knew any one from Feudal Japan. "Well, we go out and buy whatever wee like, and have fun doing it." Sango thought about it. "So... Inu-Yasha knows this right?"
Kagome stopped in her track. "Oh no! I bet he doesn't know the first thing about shopping, much less about today's fashion. Come on. We better find them before they make fools out of themselves."
Inu-Yasha was being led to the mall by Souta. He was wearing his usual cloths with only a baseball cap to hide his ears from everyone else. Miroku was not far behind, as he was wearing a dusty, old business suit Kagome's mother found buried in the attic. "Why do you think everyone is gazing on us so bizarrely?" Inu-Yasha asked. Miroku took a wild guess. "Well, I'm thinking it's because you're the only one around with long, silver hair, claws, yellow eyes, bare feet, and stench to top off the this city's 'village-idiot.'" He simply ignored the wise-cracking monk and proceeded, or rather, walked, down the street. "C'mon, slowpoke! It's not much farther." The poor mutt might as well have been on a leash.
"Are we there yet?" He asked. "No, Inu-Yasha, not yet." Mere seconds later. "Are we there yet?" Souta was getting ticked. "No! Not Yet!" And yet again. "Are we there yet?" The kid turned around and stomped his foot as hard as he could on Inu-Yasha's foot. He merely looked down and saw his little pinky toe begin to swell. "Fine." he said. "Tell me when we get there." Souta gave him a stare that could kill as he turned back and proceeded to lead the two.
Kagome and Sango where already at the mall, keeping their eyes peeled for any letches or mutts that they may come across. Unfortunately, the only ones they came across was the usual kind. "Kagome, are all the men in this time self-absorbed rear pinching, perverts?" She could only nod her head, seeing as how most of it was true. Sango hanged her head in disappointment. "God help me, it's a day and age of Miroku."
Miroku looked at the store he was standing before and didn't know what to say. "Um... this place sells cloths?" Souta grabbed them both and ran inside, hoping to find something that would fit them both inside.
Several minutes passed while Inu-Yasha was learning the concept of pants and the fly that must always be zipped. Souta was quickly losing patience. "Hey, are you two done yet!?!?" The door swung open, revealing Inu-Yasha sporting kaki pants, a red T-shirt, and a sweater vest. "So, what do you think?"
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"HAHAHAHAHAA!!!" Souta fell out of his chair, gripping his sides from the sight before him. "No way! Totally not you're style!!! HAHAHA!!!" Inu-Yasha had it up to here with all of this. "Well, as long as they don't draw me anymore attention, these will work just fine!" He sat down with a grunt. Souta was about ready to make another joke about it when Miroku flew open the door and emerged wearing blue jeans, a designer T-shirt, and a blue, silk over shirt. Inu-Yasha looked at him and wondered if that was really the panty-pinching, grouping monk he knew and loathed.
"Well, you look rather handsome in this, sir." The sales clerk came up to him and straightened the collar of his shirt up. "Why don't we go to the full length mirror over their and take a better look?" before he could answer, the woman grabbed him by the wrist and was already checking every bit and curve he had to offer.
"Um... Miss? I think I'm fine. I'd like to purchase this and then I'll be on myyyYY!?!?!?" The woman wrapped her arms around him and rested her chin on top of his shoulder. "My, my, my. You really are a handsome, young man, you know?" Souta looked on from behind with innocents and curiosity. "Hey, Inu-Yasha? Why is that woman hanging off of him like that?" He shot his hand right over the kid's eyes. "You don't need to know right now, kid."
"You know, I get off in twenty minutes, why don't I meet you by you're car and we can have a little fun..." she blew into his ear, making Miroku all the more interested. "Well, I don't have a, how you say, 'car', but I'm sure we can walk where ever you intend to go."
That last remark was met with a loud thud. "Inu-Yasha? Just what did I do to deserve that?" He continued to repeatedly pummel Miroku on the noggin countless times. "You're not going to screw this up. You're here for cloths and that's all!" The sales woman handed him a key. "It's the blue Acura in the parking lot in front of the Macy's. Don't keep me waiting." Miroku was jumping around in glee inside, but maintained his composure. "Very well, ma'am. In twenty min-"
With a manicin leg, Inu-Yasha proceeded to beating the living hell out of him with no remorse. "WHAT DID I JUST GET DONE TELLING YOU!?!?" He picked up the ,one again, comatose body of Miroku and started to walk off. "Sorry, lady. But this guy is spoken for." The young lady was pissed, to say the least. "Well, I'm sure to you he is, but maybe he wants to try a woman once in a while."
That flew right in and straight out of his head. It wasn't until Souta explained it to him. "I think what she said was that you're gay and love him." Inu-Yasha stared a blank at the young kid for his observation. "HEY!!! I'm not gay!!! This man's a perverted moron from somewhere you couldn't possibly begin to imagine!" The sales lady wasn't even paying attention as she walked off. "Tell you're friend I'll be waiting."
Miroku once again woke to see blue all around him. "This is really getting to be an annoyance." Inu-Yasha yanked him out of the fountain, seeing if he was finally up. "That's it. We got you some cloths, so now we're getting the hell out of here. "Hang on!" Souta shouted. "My mom made you promise to take me to the game store!" Inu-Yasha looked at the little welp. "Well, then I guess I lied." He began to walk off when Miroku when Souta came back with a threat. and a good one at that. "If you don't, then I'll tell my mom and sister to say that word all day untill you're in the center of the earth!!!"
At the game store, Inu-Yasha was standing out quite a bit. His hair was still as long and silver, but the one thing that made him get most of the attention, was that he was kicking everyone's ass at the game demo stand for Halo 2. "So, this is a video game." He was hooked. he simply couldn't put down the controller. Everyone was amazed at how quickly he was able to pick up the moves and controls so fast. "Hey, have you ever seen that guy before?" the people started to gossip over how good he was. "No, but he kicked every challenger's ass so far. he hasn't lost a single game."
Kagome and Sango where at the ice cream shop when Sango noticed a big crowd all over the game shop. "Hey, Kagome?" Sango asked. "What's going on over there?" Kagome looked behind her and looked as the crowd got bigger and bigger. "Oh, it's just some loser who's only escape from a dull life is playing games. Nothing to concern us about." They continued to eat their treats when Kagome heard some people talking. "Hey, did you hear about that guy with the long, silvery hair? He defeated fifty people and lost to no one!" Both girls chilled at what they just said. "Kagome, you don't suppose..."
"I knew it." Kagome was looking on the big screen above the store where Inu-Yasha was on, complelty focused on the game. She pushed her way through the crowd and finally made it to the front. "HEY!!! Inu-Yasha!" She was shouting at the top of her lung, trying to get through the cheering. "INU-YAHSH!!!" She had just about enough from him. "That's it. si..." But before she could subdue him, she had a better idea.
"Ha! I win again. Ok, who want's the privilege of being my one hundredth victory?" the sound of light foot steps came and from the crowd, Kagome Higurashi, was ready to kick some demon ass. "Well 'Ken', I guess I'll end you're fun here and now." Inu-Yasha took a good look at her and realized she was dead serious. "Ok, Kagome. Show me what you got.!"
Both player's selected their character's color. Inu-Yasha's was silver, while Kagome chose lavender. Everyone looked on as the battle finaly began. Inu-Yasha picked up his new weapons fast, relying on the needler and plasma gun. 'This won't take long, I hope. Kagome looked around and found a banshee and board it quickly. "Alright, 'Ken'. As soon as I beet you and hurt you're pride, we are going home." She spotted him on radar and bombarded the area until it was all practically a smoking crater.
"Did I get him?" She went back around to check if she missed anything. That was her one and only down fall. As her left wing took a missile from Inu-Yasha's player. "HEY! That's not fare!" she was going down, but before the ship blew up, she ditched out on top of a mountain. There, she found the supply mother load. "I can win with this." But before she was able to fully stock her supply, Inu-Yasha came crashing through with a tank.
"Well, well, well. I see I gave you too much credit than I thought you deserved." Kagome jumped out of the way as he tried to run her down with no remorse. "Hey, don't sweat it. It's just a game!" as she recovered from her tumble from behind a rock. she peeked over to see if she could get a look at his position. "There he is...." She fired her assault rifle till it was out. "Damn, I can't get him with this! I hate to admit it, but I think he has me beet." Just then, she turned to face her back to the rock and looked at what was under her. "Well... maybe not just yet..."
She then proceeded to throw all her grenades and launched all her missiles. Inu-Yasha looked on from the safety of the tank. "I can't believe she squandered all her ammo just like that. Oh well. Time to move in for the kill." And with that said and done, he pushed the pedal to the floor and was about to smash Kagome's player character into the eart... that is, Halo. "See ya, Kagome!"
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"Inu-Yasha jumped the tank over the rock, but didn't notice the ledge of the mountain on the other side. "She... she knew!" He crashed down the mountain and his tank was flipped up-side down. When he got out of the tank, he never felt so foolish like he felt right then. "Hey! I know you're up there! You're out of weapons, and I'll be up there in a second, so you might as well give up!"
The lavender Master chief was looking from atop the mountain, with a plasma grenade in hand. "Well, I was saving this just for you." She tossed the grenade into the cavern. That was it. There was only one way out, but the tank was blocking it. "She... didn't. Did she?" The Grenade latched it's self onto a rather personal area and before he could even get a chance to get another shot off...
'THE WINNER BY DEATH TO THE NETHER REGION IS KAGOME!!!"
"How...?" Inu-Yasha was stunned as his hand slipped off his controller. "She got me... there." Kagome grabbed Inu-Yasha by the ear from under the hat and tugged him along. Outside the game store, Souta, Sango, Kagome, and Inu-Yasha sat down at the table where Kagome was just beginning to chew Inu-Yasha's ass off. "I thoght I told you to keep a low profile!" He shook his head. "Never, once, did you tell me that. All you said was get Miroku new cloths and that's it!" Both Sango and Souta looked all around, then at eachother. Both their eyes where wide with fear. "Hey, guys?" Souta said.
"What!?!?" He had guts to step in on their bickering. Sango took over for him. "I just noticed... where is Miroku?"
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To be Continued...
Well, that's chapter 5 for you. If you expected any Miroku fan service, then I'm sorry I let you down. (I needed a break from it myself) Damn, I need to get some rest right about now. I will follow up on the next chapter after I finish one chapter for my Evangelion fic. Until then, I leave you with a quote of "wisdom."
"Wanky! Wanky!"~*~*~ Chi from Chobits when she see's two guys looking at adult manga. (This is going to far, isn't it?)