A/N: Whooha! But waits there's more to the movie!! And there will be more.
Haha, wow we have no lives.
Disclaimers: The same.
Scene 2: [Clarice is just getting home from work, and she soon becomes aware that something strange is going on.]
[Clarice gets out of her car, slamming the door shut in frustration.]
Clarice-"Damn Crawford, that was my donut and he knew it."
[Storms up the sidewalk to her house]
[She opens the door, which strangely enough is unlocked.]
Clarice- "Well now, I guess I left it unlocked."
The Bush Next To The Door- "teeeheeeheeee!"
Clarice- "Ok what in the name of all that is sodomized by caterpillars, did that bush just laugh? DAMN YOU CRAWFORD! See what happens when the donut content in my blood goes down? Shrubs begun to rub my legs with their very smooth han--- 0.o"
[There is a hand sticking out of the shrub, stroking Clarice's leg.]
[Clarice looks down slowly, drawing her gun] .
Clarice- "I swear to god I need sugar."
The Bush Next To The Door- "I'll give you a donut if you lean closer, teehee."
[The bush giggles and laughs].
[Clarice remembers why she hates Earth Day so much.]
Clarice- "Well I've never been seduced by a bush before, so. There's a first time for everything."
[Clarice leans in closer to the bush.]
The Bush Next To The Door- "That's right Clarice, sweet little Starling."
Clarice- GASP!! HANNIBAL! ITS YOU!!!
[The bush wiggles a little bit and Holly's head pops up, covered in sticks and leaves.]
Holly- "Clarice! MOMMY!!"
Clarice- "Holy shit!"
[Clarice drops her gun and dives into the house, shutting and locking the door.]
[Holly glares a few minutes in the window She breathes on it and writes, "You know you want me" in the fog]
[Clarice freaks out and locks herself in the bathroom.]
[Holly, frustrated and itchy from the bush, bounds off into the night, managing to step on the toes of several sleeping hobos.]
[Several hours later, Clarice steps out of the bathroom.]
Clarice- "Is she gone...? Oh thank god, that's the last time I go four hours without eating a donut. I cant believe I thought that was Hannibal. Hannibal doesn't hide in shrubs. Everyone knows he's more of the 'pop out of the trashcan and say BOO' kinda guy."
[Clarice falls over and hits her head on the bathroom sink]
Clarice-"Wow I must be tired I guess ill go change into a new bra. Maybe leopard skin tonight, or black, or lace, ooh black lace! Oh Clarice, your SOOO naughty!"
[She blinks.]
Clarice- 0.o "Yeah. [Coughs] I'm tired."
[She walks up the stairs to her room.]
[She opens the door and walks in, heading to the closet.
She opens the closet.]
Clarice- "SWEET HAIRY OX. Don't make me finish that sentence! BUT HOLY SHITE! MY BRAS!!!!
[She falls to her knees and raises her fist to the sky.]
Clarice- "WHY GOD! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME IN EVERY WAY! I mean seriously lingerie? That's low, even for you."
[A single tear dribbles down Clarice's cheek.]
Clarice- "My life is over without my bras I'm. well .ok it really doesn't matter, but still that's a little sick."
[She climbs into bed without changing clothes and falls asleep.]
[The camera zooms out and the scene is black]
TO BE CONTINUED.yet again..
Disclaimers: The same.
Scene 2: [Clarice is just getting home from work, and she soon becomes aware that something strange is going on.]
[Clarice gets out of her car, slamming the door shut in frustration.]
Clarice-"Damn Crawford, that was my donut and he knew it."
[Storms up the sidewalk to her house]
[She opens the door, which strangely enough is unlocked.]
Clarice- "Well now, I guess I left it unlocked."
The Bush Next To The Door- "teeeheeeheeee!"
Clarice- "Ok what in the name of all that is sodomized by caterpillars, did that bush just laugh? DAMN YOU CRAWFORD! See what happens when the donut content in my blood goes down? Shrubs begun to rub my legs with their very smooth han--- 0.o"
[There is a hand sticking out of the shrub, stroking Clarice's leg.]
[Clarice looks down slowly, drawing her gun] .
Clarice- "I swear to god I need sugar."
The Bush Next To The Door- "I'll give you a donut if you lean closer, teehee."
[The bush giggles and laughs].
[Clarice remembers why she hates Earth Day so much.]
Clarice- "Well I've never been seduced by a bush before, so. There's a first time for everything."
[Clarice leans in closer to the bush.]
The Bush Next To The Door- "That's right Clarice, sweet little Starling."
Clarice- GASP!! HANNIBAL! ITS YOU!!!
[The bush wiggles a little bit and Holly's head pops up, covered in sticks and leaves.]
Holly- "Clarice! MOMMY!!"
Clarice- "Holy shit!"
[Clarice drops her gun and dives into the house, shutting and locking the door.]
[Holly glares a few minutes in the window She breathes on it and writes, "You know you want me" in the fog]
[Clarice freaks out and locks herself in the bathroom.]
[Holly, frustrated and itchy from the bush, bounds off into the night, managing to step on the toes of several sleeping hobos.]
[Several hours later, Clarice steps out of the bathroom.]
Clarice- "Is she gone...? Oh thank god, that's the last time I go four hours without eating a donut. I cant believe I thought that was Hannibal. Hannibal doesn't hide in shrubs. Everyone knows he's more of the 'pop out of the trashcan and say BOO' kinda guy."
[Clarice falls over and hits her head on the bathroom sink]
Clarice-"Wow I must be tired I guess ill go change into a new bra. Maybe leopard skin tonight, or black, or lace, ooh black lace! Oh Clarice, your SOOO naughty!"
[She blinks.]
Clarice- 0.o "Yeah. [Coughs] I'm tired."
[She walks up the stairs to her room.]
[She opens the door and walks in, heading to the closet.
She opens the closet.]
Clarice- "SWEET HAIRY OX. Don't make me finish that sentence! BUT HOLY SHITE! MY BRAS!!!!
[She falls to her knees and raises her fist to the sky.]
Clarice- "WHY GOD! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME IN EVERY WAY! I mean seriously lingerie? That's low, even for you."
[A single tear dribbles down Clarice's cheek.]
Clarice- "My life is over without my bras I'm. well .ok it really doesn't matter, but still that's a little sick."
[She climbs into bed without changing clothes and falls asleep.]
[The camera zooms out and the scene is black]
TO BE CONTINUED.yet again..