Supplementary Chapter "C"
The Oliver Story
Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Oliver, and he lived in Ontario. One day his parents decided to move to Saskatchewan. Don't ask why. So, Oliver went to Grey Stone. And then he went to Me's (as in the author's) school. And he met Me. And all this was irrelevant until Me's friend Rebecca organized a skiing trip, including Me and Oliver. Me and Oliver talked on the way to the mountain, and Me found out that Oliver was from Ontario. This fact was stored in Me's mind until they arrived at the mountain, and someone must have asked "What does that mean?". Me, besides being a Matrix fan, also considers herself quite witty. Others may disagree. So, she put these two talents together, and came up with "It means buckle your seatbelt, Oliver, because Ontario is going bye-bye". Then, because she was collecting ideas for a Matrix parody (which you are only now reading because Me is lazy) Me wrote this down in her binder as material. There. Now you know about some random guy named Oliver's life. Now you may resume reading.
The Oliver Story
Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Oliver, and he lived in Ontario. One day his parents decided to move to Saskatchewan. Don't ask why. So, Oliver went to Grey Stone. And then he went to Me's (as in the author's) school. And he met Me. And all this was irrelevant until Me's friend Rebecca organized a skiing trip, including Me and Oliver. Me and Oliver talked on the way to the mountain, and Me found out that Oliver was from Ontario. This fact was stored in Me's mind until they arrived at the mountain, and someone must have asked "What does that mean?". Me, besides being a Matrix fan, also considers herself quite witty. Others may disagree. So, she put these two talents together, and came up with "It means buckle your seatbelt, Oliver, because Ontario is going bye-bye". Then, because she was collecting ideas for a Matrix parody (which you are only now reading because Me is lazy) Me wrote this down in her binder as material. There. Now you know about some random guy named Oliver's life. Now you may resume reading.