Supplementary Chapter 'D'

Or: Tank and Dozer

As you found out in supplementary chapter 'A', most of my friends have (at least one) alternate Matrix personalities. However, when it came down to the selection of Tank, there was a problem. Two people had somehow become Tank at the same time! This was a HUGE issue for a while, we even called a council once. This meant that Me, as in the author, the self-appointed judge (not that anyone else wanted to be) had to spend a lunch hour running around frantically trying to find a time for us all to meet and discuss the issue. We never did meet. It was eventually decided that one of the Tanks would be Tank at school, and the other would be Tank virtually, like in RPGs. The problem was forgotten for... some time... (Mr. Anderson) as people stopped being their characters at school (schade, schade, schade, für die Deutsche) and stopped RPGing... Fffftttt! Until Me's birthday. And had to make invitations. And wanted to put the invitees (???) Matrix names on the invitations.

(all of said invitees made/purchased very lovely Matrixian cards, which the author loves. She would just like to mention that here, in case any of the invitees are reading this. Thanks guys! *goes to look at cards* * And now, a lenghty discription of Matrix_twin1's BD cards that I'm sure no one wants! *laughs at Jill's, which is on top. Ah, so true...Frodolicious, Brittany? Hmmmm... It appears Brittany is the only NON-Matrixian card giver... It's cute, though. She may be forgiven. Then Olivers, hee hee, Neo looks funny in that picture... And I LOVE the 'there is no spoon' symbol... I gotta make one of those for my 'wall of Matrix and equines'... Awww, Dave's is cute. And happy. And his pills look like pills, not beans. Unlike certain websites that will not be named... Jori's is GREAT. LOL. Can't wait to see next year's cards... Ooh, wait! There is one more! How could we forget our 'Twin's' card? Ah, it's Matrixian enough. And it's cute. And funny. There, now you know my cards.)

Anyway, Me quickly realized the problem this presented with the Two Tanks. So, to be perfectly political, she wrote 'Tank/Dozer' on both of them!