Hello all you happy people out there! Here's chapter 3! I hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FF9 OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS.

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"Good morning!" Zidane said, waking up Freya. "Ugh, what time is it?" She said in a drowsy voice. "It's ten o' clock. Here, I made breakfast." He said sitting a plate down on her lap. "You cook?"

"Yeah, i'm a great cook. Here, try something." She looked at the plate of food in front of her. It had sausage, biscuits, eggs, and toast. "I didn't see any orange juice. I'll get some later. Go on, it's not gonna kill ya."

"Well, I am a little hungry." She grabbed a fork and ate some eggs. "OMG! These are great! Where did you learn how to cook?!" She said, eating the rest of her food. "I stole a couple of cook books from some chef's house. Next to Cinna, i'm the best cook there is."

"Wow! This is excellent, thanks!"

"And you said you didn't want me here."

"I don't." She said, putting the plate on her nightstand and getting up with some difficulty. "But I do appreciate the meal."

"Aww! That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, honey! Come here and give me a hug!"

"No way!" She said, backing up a bit. But before she could decline his offer any more, he had already got her in a big hug. "AHH! You trying to break my ribs, too?!" She wheezed. He put her down and walked out. "I'm gonna take a shower."

"Aight, I'll be in there in a minute."

"Ha, your funny. You ain't getting in the shower with me."

"Aww, is that any way to treat your lovey dovey?" She grabbed a towel from her closet. "Will you stop the pet names?! You ain't my 'lovey dovey'! I gave you one kiss, that's it!" Zidane walked in her room and gave her a garbage bag. "Put this on your leg to keep it from getting wet. And you know you liked that kiss."

"Not really. There's an old saying I like to go by when it comes to kissing."

"You mind sharing it with me?" Freya grabbed her towel and bag and walked in the bathroom. She stuck her head out of the door and said in a sexy, seductive voice, "A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss, without no tongue!" Then she slammed the door shut. Zidane got hardened off of her voice. *I'll get her in bed tonight! I got a plan...*

Freya undressed and put the bag on her bad leg. She got into the shower and turned on the water. She scrubbed her body and then stood there thinking while the water hit her. *Moron. Probably gonna try to get me to bed with him. Who is he kidding?! Although that kiss was a little better than I thought it would be. And he sure has some muscles on him...AHH! Quit it Freya! You ain't gonna fall for some slick, annoying, cheesy, strong, sexy,..I SAID STOP IT!*

Freya finished up her shower and got out. She grabbed her robe and wrapped it around herself, then she got an idea. *Let's see how sex-obsessed this little monkey is. I think i'll mess with him a bit.* She fixed her robe a bit, allowing alot of cleavage to show. She let her wet hair flow to one side and walked out of the bathroom walking seductively towards Zidane, who was sitting in the livingroom watching tv. "You finally done with theeeeeeaiyaiyai!" His eyes got at least 10 times bigger and he started to drool a bit. "Hey Zidane." She talked in a really sexy voice. "Whatcha doin?"


"I uh was just uh watching a little....." He trailed off when she sat next to him a bent over a little, exposing more of her breast. "You like what you see?" Zidane started drooling more and was too stunned to answer. "You wanna see more?" Now Zidane's mouth looked like Niagara falls. (A/N: I don't own Niagara falls either!) His pants were getting tighter by the second. She bent over and blew in his ear seductively. Zidane felt like he was about to faint. He gave himself a mental slap. *You moron! You do realize she's messing with you, right?! Counter back! Mess with her! She'll be too surprised to continue. And if she isn't, you gettin laid tonight! WOOHOO!*

Zidane smirked and blew in her ear seductively like she did. She was turned on and surprised an the same time. She gave herself a mental slap. *Idiot! He's on to you! He's trying to counter back! Keep messing with him! Lay it on real thick until he cracks like an egg!* She smiled a little. She leaned over and started nibbling on his earlobe. He retaliated by kissing on her neck, slowly leaning her back onto the couch.

She knew she'd have to make him crack, so she led her hands to his pants and started massaging his area. He knew what she was aiming for, so he led his hands to her robe and pulled off the sash, opening up her robe, revealing her naked, half wet body. He continued to kiss her neck and started to work his way down.

*Now what do I do?! I can't let him win! Ohh, but he feels so good...NO! Get a hold of yourself. Where's he going with that mouth...he isn't! No wa...oh!* Zidane stopped at one of her breast and started nibbling on one of her nipples. She was having to much pleasure to care at the moment to care if she was messing with her. She started moaning in pleasure as he continued to nibble. He suddenly stopped and got up from the sofa.

"I win." Was the last thing he said before going into the bathroom and taking a shower. "The nerve of him!" She said to herself. She grabbed her sash and tied her robe. Then she went into the bathroom with him still taking a shower. He stuck his head out of the curtain. "Couldn't get enough of me, huh?" She smirked and flushed the toilet. The cold water caused Zidane to jump around in the shower. "AHH! Not funny! Not funny!" He jumped a little to high and hit the ceiling. Freya was lying on the ground laughing at him. She got up and went to her bedroom and got dressed.

Zidane got out of the shower and got dressed. "She thinks she's getting the last laugh, huh? I'll show her!"

-In Freya's room-

Freya finished getting dressed and sat on her bed. *Ha! That'll teach him that I always get the last laugh. But, he did feel really good. Man he can use that mouth of his....STOP IT FREYA! You ain't falling for that monkey man out there!*

She decided to lay down and forget about it. She noticed that she was warm and wet, so she got up and changed her pants again. "Damn monkey, messing up my clothes, too." She got changed and laid back down and soon drifted off to sleep.

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Alright! That'll do it for this chapter! I know this is a really sucky place to stop, but it's all I got for now so i'm gonna stop here. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Please review!