Nintendo Game Show!
by: Mzcheex! 12-21-03
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own any of the following characters unless mentioned otherwise (for example: MzCheex or Mz/Chx, is actually me, so I DO own me!)
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Episode #2: The First Round
Mz/Chx: And we're back! For those of you who are just now tuning in hoping that I'll go over all the juicy drama you missed, to fuckin' bad! It's your fault! Now for the first--
Kafei: What? Why are you staring at me?
Mz/Chx: Take off the mask dammit! You promised!
Kafei: Oh fine, but just because...
Audience: Ooooooohh...Ahhhhhh...Wow.....!
Mz/Chx : Oh my merciful Lord.
Kafei: Now what's wrong?!
Mz/Chx: Now I know why you keep your mask on!
Kafei: Why, am I ugly too?!
Mz/Chx: You're, you're, BEAUTIFUL!!
Kafei: I am? Really?!
Kafei: Whew! Much better!
Mz/Chx: Damn! It's like a shampoo commercial, or-or-or a makeup advertisement or something!
Kafei:
Mz/Chx: Okay, maybe you should put the mask back on before we get distracted by your beauty!
Kafei: ......!
Link: Whatever, my hair's way shinier than his!
Mz/Chx: Don't hate, Link! No one gives a shit! Now for the first round, our Question & Answer round! On your podiums, there are buzzers. When you hit the buzzer, answer! A correct answer is 5 points, while an incorrect answer is -5 points.
Contestants:
Mz/Chx: HOWEVER...A second guess is 3pts, and a wrong second guess is -3 points!
Contestants and Audience: Yay!
Mz/Chx: BUT, shall you buzz in (even accidentally) early, I will not finish the question. If you buzz in and do not know the answer, you cannot pass. AND if you've already buzzed in and've given an incorrect answer, you cannot guess again, are we CLEAR ?
Peach: Uh, yeah sure...
Yoshi: Buy "Just Yoshi"!
Link: Fine, whatever.
Kafei: Ooooh-ooooooooohhh!
Link: .....?! What the fuck is everyone clapping for?!
Mz/Chx: AND the first 15pts are rewarded to Kafei!
Kafei: Yes! I knew it!
Peach: WHAT?!
Yoshi: Huh?!
Link: What the hell?!
Mz/Chx: See, now if you actually WATCH this show, you'll know that you can score an easy 15pts when I ask a certain question (followed by a wink) by responding with the Ludacris Call!
Other Contestants: Ludacris Call?
Mz/Chx, Audinence, and Kafei: OOOOOOOOOh-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh!!
Link: This is some bullshit!!
Mz/Chx: Awww...I love you too Linkie...Now here's the first question! Now, without including the control stick and the direction pad, how many buttons are on a regular N64 controller?
Mz/Chx: This is where you buzz in people!
Mz/Chx: Yes, Peach? Please tell us how many buttons are on a regular N64 controller.
Peach: OH! You said N64 controller? I thought you said "69 control her"!
Mz/Chx: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...But do you have an answer?
Peach: Um...uh... ten?
Mz/Chx: Suprisingly, that's the right answer!
Mz/Chx: Question number 2, this one's for bonus points! My favorite of Link's masks (in The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask) is...
Link: The bunny hood!
Mz/Chx: BUT, the mask I use most frequently is...
Yoshi: Mask!
Mz/Chx: Okay, I'm going to accept that as "The Stone Mask" which is...THE CORRECT ANSWER!
Audience: Yoshiiiiiiiii!!
Yoshi: Yoshiiiiiiiiiii!!
Mz/Chx: Okaaaaaaaaay! Our last question for this round! What race am I?
Peach: Eh...are you of the "year-round-tan" race?
Mz/Chx: No.
Peach: I'm a dumb, worthless whore!
Mz/Chx: And your point is... Any second guesses?
Kafei: I know! You're African American!
Mz/Chx: Actually, the answer I was looking for was "black" but I'll accept that anyways.
Mz/Chx: That's it for the first round! The scores are: Peach= 0, Yoshi= 5, Link= 5, and Kafei=18! After a commercial break, we will continue the Cheeky Game Show with round two! Oooooh-ooooooooooooh!
Audience: OOOOOoooh-OOOOOOOOH!!
~end episode #2
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Ha! My second chapter! I guess you can say that I do like Kafei because he's so cute! Ahem, anyways, in the next episode, there'll be a little more *action*! Not *that* kinda action you sick fuck! Anyways, please review!
~MzCheex
by: Mzcheex! 12-21-03
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own any of the following characters unless mentioned otherwise (for example: MzCheex or Mz/Chx, is actually me, so I DO own me!)
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Episode #2: The First Round
Mz/Chx: And we're back! For those of you who are just now tuning in hoping that I'll go over all the juicy drama you missed, to fuckin' bad! It's your fault! Now for the first--
Kafei: What? Why are you staring at me?
Mz/Chx: Take off the mask dammit! You promised!
Kafei: Oh fine, but just because...
Audience: Ooooooohh...Ahhhhhh...Wow.....!
Mz/Chx : Oh my merciful Lord.
Kafei: Now what's wrong?!
Mz/Chx: Now I know why you keep your mask on!
Kafei: Why, am I ugly too?!
Mz/Chx: You're, you're, BEAUTIFUL!!
Kafei: I am? Really?!
Kafei: Whew! Much better!
Mz/Chx: Damn! It's like a shampoo commercial, or-or-or a makeup advertisement or something!
Kafei:
Mz/Chx: Okay, maybe you should put the mask back on before we get distracted by your beauty!
Kafei: ......!
Link: Whatever, my hair's way shinier than his!
Mz/Chx: Don't hate, Link! No one gives a shit! Now for the first round, our Question & Answer round! On your podiums, there are buzzers. When you hit the buzzer, answer! A correct answer is 5 points, while an incorrect answer is -5 points.
Contestants:
Mz/Chx: HOWEVER...A second guess is 3pts, and a wrong second guess is -3 points!
Contestants and Audience: Yay!
Mz/Chx: BUT, shall you buzz in (even accidentally) early, I will not finish the question. If you buzz in and do not know the answer, you cannot pass. AND if you've already buzzed in and've given an incorrect answer, you cannot guess again, are we CLEAR ?
Peach: Uh, yeah sure...
Yoshi: Buy "Just Yoshi"!
Link: Fine, whatever.
Kafei: Ooooh-ooooooooohhh!
Link: .....?! What the fuck is everyone clapping for?!
Mz/Chx: AND the first 15pts are rewarded to Kafei!
Kafei: Yes! I knew it!
Peach: WHAT?!
Yoshi: Huh?!
Link: What the hell?!
Mz/Chx: See, now if you actually WATCH this show, you'll know that you can score an easy 15pts when I ask a certain question (followed by a wink) by responding with the Ludacris Call!
Other Contestants: Ludacris Call?
Mz/Chx, Audinence, and Kafei: OOOOOOOOOh-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh!!
Link: This is some bullshit!!
Mz/Chx: Awww...I love you too Linkie...Now here's the first question! Now, without including the control stick and the direction pad, how many buttons are on a regular N64 controller?
Mz/Chx: This is where you buzz in people!
Mz/Chx: Yes, Peach? Please tell us how many buttons are on a regular N64 controller.
Peach: OH! You said N64 controller? I thought you said "69 control her"!
Mz/Chx: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...But do you have an answer?
Peach: Um...uh... ten?
Mz/Chx: Suprisingly, that's the right answer!
Mz/Chx: Question number 2, this one's for bonus points! My favorite of Link's masks (in The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask) is...
Link: The bunny hood!
Mz/Chx: BUT, the mask I use most frequently is...
Yoshi: Mask!
Mz/Chx: Okay, I'm going to accept that as "The Stone Mask" which is...THE CORRECT ANSWER!
Audience: Yoshiiiiiiiii!!
Yoshi: Yoshiiiiiiiiiii!!
Mz/Chx: Okaaaaaaaaay! Our last question for this round! What race am I?
Peach: Eh...are you of the "year-round-tan" race?
Mz/Chx: No.
Peach: I'm a dumb, worthless whore!
Mz/Chx: And your point is... Any second guesses?
Kafei: I know! You're African American!
Mz/Chx: Actually, the answer I was looking for was "black" but I'll accept that anyways.
Mz/Chx: That's it for the first round! The scores are: Peach= 0, Yoshi= 5, Link= 5, and Kafei=18! After a commercial break, we will continue the Cheeky Game Show with round two! Oooooh-ooooooooooooh!
Audience: OOOOOoooh-OOOOOOOOH!!
~end episode #2
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Ha! My second chapter! I guess you can say that I do like Kafei because he's so cute! Ahem, anyways, in the next episode, there'll be a little more *action*! Not *that* kinda action you sick fuck! Anyways, please review!
~MzCheex