Nintendo Game Show!

by: Mzcheex! 12-21-03

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Episode #2: Ding, ding! Round two!

Mz/Chx: AAAAAAAAAND, we're back! Now, it's time forrrrrrr round two! OOooooooh-ooooohh!

Audience: Oooooooooh-oooooh!!

Mz/Chx: This is one of my favorite games! It's actually a game of luck! I will ask you a question, and on the dry-erase boards in front of you, you will write (or draw) the answer you think is correct! Anyone who is correct, gets 10 points!

Link: And if you're wrong is it minus 10 points?

Mz/Chx: Just for that...

Link: WHAT?!

Mz/Chx: Oops!

Link:

Mz/Chx: If you wanna keep those precious 3 points you have, I suggest you shut up!

Link: .....

Mz/Chx: Now, the first question is....... What is my favorite color?

Mz/Chx: Times up! The answer is, PINK! Lesse who got it right!

Peach: Huh? Oh.

Mz/Chx: Alright! 10 points for Peach! I thought she would've put "clear"!

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Mz/Chx: Awww, sorry Yoshi.

Yoshi:

Mz/Chx: But, if you toss me one of those t-shirts, you can snag 5 points!

Mz/Chx: Okay! Link? Your board, please?

Link: B-but I'm not through!

Mz/Chx: Times up, boy! Now let's see what you wrote!

Link:

Mz/Chx: Um, that's YOUR favorite color?

Link: Yeah, so?

Mz/Chx: Whatever, Kafei it's your turn...

Kafei:

Mz/Chx: Uh, Kafei? You know you wrote down the name "Anju" which is not a color, right?

Kafei: Oh, uh sorry.

Audience: Awwwwwwww

Mz'Chx: Kafei, do you miss Anju?

Kafei: Yes, I really do!

Link: Then why the hell did you kill her?! Just because she make of your itsy-bitsy dingaling? Ha, ha! I'm glad I don't have that problem and Zelda's very satisfied.

Kafei: You wouldn't understand you big pussy!

Link: BIG PUSSY?! You little--

Kafei: Agg!

Audience: Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Mz/Chx: SECURITY!!!

Zelda: I know you know better!!!! Now apologize to Kafei!!

Link: Make me!

Audience: Oooooooooooh!!

Zelda: Do it NOW Link or you won't score tonight!!

Kafei: Well? I'm waiting...

Link: I'm...sorry Kafei...

Zelda: For what?

Link: Oh COME ON! He's just a little kid!

Kafei: I may be little but I'm also 23!!

Zelda: That's alright, I'm sure my Mr. Jolly toy will enjoy hittin' this...He hasn't got any action in a *while*.

Link: Fine! I'm sorry, Kafei for making fun of your little Peter.

Zelda: That's better!

Mz/Chx: Now if you two are finished acting like mother & child, I'll ask the next damn question!!