The Cheeky Show!

by Mz/Chx (miss cheex)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the following characters (except me and my friends, maybe) but it would be so raw if I did. Please R&R!

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Episode #1: Welcome To Cheeky Nintendo!

Mz/Chx: Hello everybody and welcome to the Cheeky Show! Starring yours truly, MzCheex! Ooh-ooh!

Audience: Ooh-OOOOOHHH! (ludacris call)

instant silence

Mz/Chx: Now today's guests are people that you all know and love! Please welcome our first guest, Mario....Whatever his last name is...

Audience: applauds and cheers as Mario walks onstage

Mario: Hi-a every-a body. It's-a me, Mario! takes a seat

Mz/Chx: So-a, how-a are-a you-a today-a?

Mario: frowns I'd-a really-a appreciate it if you-a don't-a mimic-a my accent-a.

Mz/Chx: Sorry, it's-a---I mean it's so fun! laughs and turns to audience Am I right?

audience laughs

Mario stares with a frown

Mz/Chx: Okay, fine. Now, how are you today, Mario?

Mario: I'm-a just-a fine-a! But I-a have-a no idea why I'm-a here though.

Mz/Chx: Oh? looks at audience

Audience: Oooooohhh??

Mz/Chx: Well, our second guest is here to tell you why! takes a tape and puts in a VCR/TV combo machine thingy

static

Mz/Chx: This ghetto TV! bangs on TV and a tape of Peach is now visible on the screen

Mario: shouts It's-a Peach-a!

Peach On Tape: Mario, I know you are wondering why you are here on the Cheeky Show. When I come down those poorly built stairs, you shall find the answer.

tape finishes

Mz/Chx: Ooooookay. That was a quick lil'' tape. Now why don't you come downstairs Peachy!

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2B Continued

*What will Peach hafta say to Mario?

*Are the stairs really built poorly?

*Will Mz/Chx continue mimicing Mario's Italian accent in disregard to his request?

Find out on the next Cheeky Show! Episode 2: Peach's Shrift ("shrift" means confession...)

~Mzcheex