The Cheeky Show!
by Mz/Chx (miss cheex)
Back for more huh? Did you Review? Well you'd betta! I know where you live!
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Last Time On The Cheeky Show:
I'm running a talk show. Mario is somehow invited on the show. He's all happy and bouncy and stuff, but he's pissed about the whole "accent-a" thing. Anyway, Peach is aboout to make her debut!
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Episode #2: Peach's Shrift
Mz/Chx: How's my makeup look, and dammit, where's my Italian sub?!
Employee: I-I'm sorry, Miss Cheeks, I-I-I'll hop on it right away!
Mz/Chx: It's Mzzz Cheex! Now go get my sub!
Camera Man: Okay, and we're on the air!
Mz/Chx: Wassup everybody! How y'all doin'! We have Mario here who has no idea why and now we're about to invite down our next guest! Princess "Peach" Toadstool, c'mon down!
the sounds from the audience is a mix of cheers, boos, and unenthusiastic applause
Peach: Thank you! Thank you! blows kisses Mwaa! Mwaa! Mwooooaaah!! fall in a hole in one of the stairs
Mz/Chx: panics Uh, okay! Please standby!
static
Mz/Chx: Sorry bout that!
Mario: Peach-a, you're-a makeup-a!
Peach: Huh?
Mario: It's-a...makes circular motions on his face with his hands
Peach: . . . .?
Mz/Chx: leans over You're lipstick is smudged and you have a little white crust on the corners of your mouth...
Peach: Oh dear! Takes tissue from bosom and cleans her face off
Mz/Chx: Ooooookaaaaaaaay... Now Peach, why have you requested that you be on my show today because honestly I have more important things to do. turns to audience and laughs
Audience: laughs
Peach: Well, I have a-a confession to make.
Mario: snores
Mz/Chx: Mario! Wake up! Peach has something very important to tell youuuuu!!
Mario: wakes up O-a kay-a. I'm-a listening!
Peach: Mario, this isn't at all easy to tell you...I do love you, though...And...Um...Even though we've been dating not to mention living together in the castle for 6 months but...
Mz/Chx: Out with it dang-it!
Peach: MarioI'vebeencheatingonyouforthepastfivemonths!
Mz/Chx and Audience: *gasp!*
Mario: !!! Did-a she just-a say what I-a think-a she-a said?
Mz/Chx: Yes, Peach has been cheating on you!!!
Mario: Peach! I-is this-a true? Please-a tell me this-a isn't-a true!!
Peach: sobs I'm sorry Mario! I'm so sorry!
Mario: But, but-a why-a?! I thought-a you were-a happy!!! I thought-a what we-a had-a was-a special?!?!
Peach: It's just that, remember when we had that huge fight about me always picking Toad as my teammate in our sporting events?
Mario: Yes-a but what-a has that-a got to-a do with anything-a?
Peach: weeping I felt that...that you didn't love me anymore!!! So, one night as I was um...working, I ran into Luigi and he offered to take me in. I'm also sorry to say this but, his dick is bigger and he can lay the pipe better than you ever will!!!!
Mario: .....!! I-I can't-a believe that-a you would-a tell-a me this on-a national-a television!!!
Mz/Chx: THAT's why you cheated on him? THAT'S it?!?! Anyways, Luigi, c'mon down!!
Luigi comes down the stairs (avoiding the hole Peach fell in) in a green fur coat and huge purple plat's.
Mz/Chx: Damn Luigi, you look like a 70's pimp!
Luigi: Well-a when you're-a pimp, you've-a gotta dress-a like one.
Mario lunges towards Luigi and punches him
Mz/Chx: What the hell?! Where's security?!?! looks to see security hiding behind stage shivering Hey, get your pussy asses out here, I don't pay you 10 bucks an hour to sit on your fat asses!!!
security hesitates to stop the fight but manages to break up the Mario Bros.
Mario: cries How-a could-a you-a do-a this-a to me!!
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2B continued!
Did'ya like it? Huh? Next episode, Luigi tells his story and more feathers fly!
Episode #3: Luigi's Lies
~Mz/Chx
by Mz/Chx (miss cheex)
Back for more huh? Did you Review? Well you'd betta! I know where you live!
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Last Time On The Cheeky Show:
I'm running a talk show. Mario is somehow invited on the show. He's all happy and bouncy and stuff, but he's pissed about the whole "accent-a" thing. Anyway, Peach is aboout to make her debut!
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Episode #2: Peach's Shrift
Mz/Chx: How's my makeup look, and dammit, where's my Italian sub?!
Employee: I-I'm sorry, Miss Cheeks, I-I-I'll hop on it right away!
Mz/Chx: It's Mzzz Cheex! Now go get my sub!
Camera Man: Okay, and we're on the air!
Mz/Chx: Wassup everybody! How y'all doin'! We have Mario here who has no idea why and now we're about to invite down our next guest! Princess "Peach" Toadstool, c'mon down!
the sounds from the audience is a mix of cheers, boos, and unenthusiastic applause
Peach: Thank you! Thank you! blows kisses Mwaa! Mwaa! Mwooooaaah!! fall in a hole in one of the stairs
Mz/Chx: panics Uh, okay! Please standby!
static
Mz/Chx: Sorry bout that!
Mario: Peach-a, you're-a makeup-a!
Peach: Huh?
Mario: It's-a...makes circular motions on his face with his hands
Peach: . . . .?
Mz/Chx: leans over You're lipstick is smudged and you have a little white crust on the corners of your mouth...
Peach: Oh dear! Takes tissue from bosom and cleans her face off
Mz/Chx: Ooooookaaaaaaaay... Now Peach, why have you requested that you be on my show today because honestly I have more important things to do. turns to audience and laughs
Audience: laughs
Peach: Well, I have a-a confession to make.
Mario: snores
Mz/Chx: Mario! Wake up! Peach has something very important to tell youuuuu!!
Mario: wakes up O-a kay-a. I'm-a listening!
Peach: Mario, this isn't at all easy to tell you...I do love you, though...And...Um...Even though we've been dating not to mention living together in the castle for 6 months but...
Mz/Chx: Out with it dang-it!
Peach: MarioI'vebeencheatingonyouforthepastfivemonths!
Mz/Chx and Audience: *gasp!*
Mario: !!! Did-a she just-a say what I-a think-a she-a said?
Mz/Chx: Yes, Peach has been cheating on you!!!
Mario: Peach! I-is this-a true? Please-a tell me this-a isn't-a true!!
Peach: sobs I'm sorry Mario! I'm so sorry!
Mario: But, but-a why-a?! I thought-a you were-a happy!!! I thought-a what we-a had-a was-a special?!?!
Peach: It's just that, remember when we had that huge fight about me always picking Toad as my teammate in our sporting events?
Mario: Yes-a but what-a has that-a got to-a do with anything-a?
Peach: weeping I felt that...that you didn't love me anymore!!! So, one night as I was um...working, I ran into Luigi and he offered to take me in. I'm also sorry to say this but, his dick is bigger and he can lay the pipe better than you ever will!!!!
Mario: .....!! I-I can't-a believe that-a you would-a tell-a me this on-a national-a television!!!
Mz/Chx: THAT's why you cheated on him? THAT'S it?!?! Anyways, Luigi, c'mon down!!
Luigi comes down the stairs (avoiding the hole Peach fell in) in a green fur coat and huge purple plat's.
Mz/Chx: Damn Luigi, you look like a 70's pimp!
Luigi: Well-a when you're-a pimp, you've-a gotta dress-a like one.
Mario lunges towards Luigi and punches him
Mz/Chx: What the hell?! Where's security?!?! looks to see security hiding behind stage shivering Hey, get your pussy asses out here, I don't pay you 10 bucks an hour to sit on your fat asses!!!
security hesitates to stop the fight but manages to break up the Mario Bros.
Mario: cries How-a could-a you-a do-a this-a to me!!
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2B continued!
Did'ya like it? Huh? Next episode, Luigi tells his story and more feathers fly!
Episode #3: Luigi's Lies
~Mz/Chx