And now, a short commercial!

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a house on a nice street is bumping loud party music, inside the house, there are many teenagers dancing

Boy: Dude! This is a bitchin' party!

Other Dude: Yeah! But...sniffs What IS that bodacious stench?!

Girl: Like, ew! I, like, smell it too!

Other girl: sniffs It's coming from...her! points to a dorky-looking couple

the music stops

Dorky girl: Uh-oh! Now I'm the center of attention because of my unhealthy scent (from unmentionable places).

Dorky boy: Yes, and my vest is awfully sweaty!

Mz/Chx flies in with a small aerosol can

Mz/Chx: Then you need, holds out can to the couple DE-BIODERANT!!

Everybody else: DE-BIODERANT?

Announcer guy: Yes, de-bioderant! The handy, discreet little can that you can take with you on the go so you can spray those nasty, foul odors of the human body!

Girl: shrugs shoulders Really? What kinda bodily odors?

Mz/Ch: Well, the spray inside this can is able to easily disguise smells such as urine, feces, vomit, fish-pussy, sweat, and more! tosses can to the dorky couple

Dorky Couple: Thanx MzCheex!

Mz/Chx flies off

~end commercial

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and now back to the show! --