More insanity ensues

Anthy: You wanted it.

Anshi: You're gonna get it!

BPP: *watches transformers movie*

Anthy: O_O ooooooooooooh....

Anshi: *_*

BPP: Mew.

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Okay...I have the magical authory powers. The bots helping me with this fic are Jazz and Soundwave...because they are good to me and I had to save them in the last fic. I couldn't do that to my sweet Soundwave. He's a favorite.

SW: I'm loved!

Jazz: Let's just get this started.

Okay...

It was a bright day in the middle of a snowstorm night at Decepticon HQ. Megatron had gone to get himself painted pink with little heart decals on his arm. Starscream had just finished another lawsuit and was giving up on future dreams of being a pop star.

Blitzwing: *singing* Oh I was born one night one morn...

Frenzy: When the whistle went toot toot

Devastator: TOOT TOOT!!!

Frenzy: You can buy an egg or fry a steak

Devastator: When the midpies are in bloom!

SW: And over at autobot HQ...

Well...cute aliens were invading the base...there was a cute little rabbit and a cute little cat and a bird and a bat and Tama-chan, who was sitting on Optimus Prime's head and going...

Tama-chan: Mew! Myu!

Bumblebee: *twitching* I'm not gonna crack...I'm not gonna crack...

He needs some therapy. Anyone wanna tweak the little guy?

SW: ME!!

Jazz: ME!!

Cliffjumper: ME!!!!

Hey...when did you get into this picture?

CJ: I wanted to.

Oh...well...it's four to nothing... watch and learn.

Bliu.

BB: I'm not gonna crack...

Bliu bliu bliu!

BB: Let it go...let it go...

BLIU BLIU BLIU BLIU!!!!!!!!

BB: GAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *runs off screaming*

All: A HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Okay...stop being mean to Bumblebee. He's too fun to be sent to a mental institute just yet.

Jazz: Let's go to the decepticon base.

Ok...what's going on over here...?

Starscream: *filing though piles of lawsuits* T_T

Blitzwing: Um...Megatron...what are you doing?

Megatron: *high girly voice* Coloring...^_^ Happy happy happy...

Shockwave: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

People...should we save Shockwave too?

Jazz: *rolls eyes*

Soundwave: I don't care.

Um...I'll just put you back on Cybertron. *magic authory powers*

SW: Let's turn back to the Autobot base.

Let's go!

Optimus Prime: *still has flying anime turtle on head*

Ironhide: *sees flying lightbulb* I won't ask.

Preceptor: Look! A SHINY!!! *chases floating lightbulb*

And thus...he chases the shiny---I mean lightbulb down the street...

Jazz: ????

Soundwave: How do you feel...? *testing the effects of caffine on Kup*

Kup: IfeelgreatIfeelgreat!

Let's test him on the control cheat.

Cheat: *squeak*

Kup: SqueakheycheatwhatdidIsayhuh?Squeaksqueakwha'dIsaywha'dIsay?

Um...he scares me.

SW: Wanna play poker?

YAY! BRING IT ON!!!

Jazz: Ok...

*throws cards down* FULL HOUSE BOYZZZZZ!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

All: *sweatdrop*

Preceptor: I caught the shiny!!

All: -_-

Blitzwing: *has flashlight and is shining it on wall* Megatron look!

Megs: Oooooooo...

Blitzwing: See that light on the wall? It's a secret portal to Bunny-land!

Megs: Bunnies!!

Blitzwing: Go! Jump into the light! Go play with the bunnies!!

Megatron: *jumps at wall and is knocked out*

Well....that will put him out for a few hours...Um...Bye everyone!