Chapter 2: MORE bumper stickers!

At viewer's request, I've got more! Even though these people don't necessarily HAVE means of transportation, I didn't want them to feel left out. I even added the insignificant characters that nobody ever writes about that we all love to kill in the game. So, as Mario would say, "Here we go!"

On the back of Pikachu's Pokéball: "YOU all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same."

On the back of Jigglypuff's Pokéball: "I am in shape! Round is a shape..."

On the back of Pichu's Pokéball: "I'm awake, I'm just ignoring you"

On the back of Mewtwo's tail: "Think honk if you're psychic"

On the back of Ness' baseball bat: "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of it's students."

On the back of Giga Bowser's shell: "Your kid is an honor student. NOW SHUT UP!"

On the back of DK's barrel: "Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on."

On the back of a Goomba: "0 to 60... in 15 minutes."

On the back of a Koopa Troopa shell: "Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda."

On the back of a Toki: "Speed like lightning, crash like thunder"

On the back of a Polar Bear: "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

On the back of a Re-dead: "I'll get off my cell phone when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!"

On the back of a Like-Like: "If you come any closer, I'll eat you."

On the back of an Octoroc: "Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"

Well, there you have it! Everybody else! If you feel like I've missed someone, let me know. Review, please!