AD: We're back!
Kiz: With the pack
AD: We're cool
Kiz: Ain't no fool
Both: Gonna stop us now! *High-fives*
Kaza: Oh brother
Beautyfly: So embarrassing
AD: Oh shut up! *Chimes* story-time!
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Chapter 02: Every tale has a beginning
Authors: Amandaxter and Kiz (the aerodynamic duo)
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Guy #5: Lights! Cameras! And roll.
Mandein: Ok, tell the story guys
Jak: Sure. This is the story of a beautiful young girl named
Daxter: Snow-white!
Jak: Shut up, and NO! Her name is
Lene: Snehvid og Rosenrød (~snow white and rose red). It's a Danish folk tale.
Jak: NO! Belle!
Mandein: Are you gonna freak out to that devilish delight again?
Jak: Aargh, I can't take it! I'm leaving!
Lene: You can't, see? *Holds out an agreement paper*
Jak: *Pouts and snaps the paper to read it*
Mandein: Story time
Kids: YAY!!!
Daxter: Once upon a time there was this beautiful young lady named snow- white.
Kids: Uuuu
Daxter: She was so beautiful that she could have any man she wanted
Kids: Aaah
Daxter: But one day a tall, handsome
Jak: *coughs* Jerk
Daxter: Knight comes to her castle and
Jak: *Coughs* Screws up everything
Mandein: Jak
Jak: Yes?
Mandein: Don't!
Jak: Hey, I just got a lying, two-timing weasel stuck in my throat.
Kids: Ooooh!
Daxter: and slays the mean, evil, disturbing, fat, ugly dragon, so that she can be free
Lene: Whoa, somebody arrest him for excessive use of adjectives.
Daxter: And then he takes her away from her mean, evil, ugly sisters
Mandein: Are you saying that I'm FAT!?
Lene: Hey! That was MY line! Give it back!
Mandein: Err, ok.?
Daxter: And after saving the day, the handsome knight and snow-white mmm mnnn mngh *Lene's hand is over his mouth*
Lene: Hey! There are kids here!
Mandein: There are?
Jak: *slaps forehead* Yes. There. Is
Kids: We're here!
Daxter: *mumbles* we're queer
Lene: *mumbles* I want a beer
Mandein: NOTE: KIDS ARE PRESENT!
Jak: You can't stop them. They're just plain crazy
Lene: Crazy for you, babe. *hugs Jak*
Jak: Go away, crazy woman!
Kids: FIGHT FIGHT
Mandein: KEEP QUIET *everybody suddenly goes very quiet*
*Two seconds pass*
Daxter: And they lived happily ever after.
Jak: Until the not-so-handsome-any-more knight got shot.
Daxter: Oh yeah! By an evil, mean, two-timing, ugly and not to mention FAT
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!?
Daxter: Lying. uncharming. YOU!!! YOU SHOT THE HERO!
Kids: Awww
Jak : I did not!
Mandein: Shut up!!!
Kid #45: Aww, man! It was just getting exiting!
Kid #4: Yeah, we want some action
Mandein: *looks at hot pic of Jak* Action.
Lene: *takes pic away from Mandein* No. Dirty. Thoughts!
Mandein: But. Hott.
Daxter: Who called.?
Jak: *slaps Daxter*
Daxter: What was that for?
Jak: Stupidity. You do know who everybody is going to run after in the new game, right?
Daxter: Your white alter ego.?
Jak: Ok, that too
Mandein: Especially that. Mmm
Kids: Uuuuh, exiting!
Lene: PG dammit!
Jak: Since when did you care?
Lene: Since I made an agreement with AD
Daxter: Who's AD? Weird name.
Jak: Yeah, who would call herself that?
Mandein: You're pushing it.!
Daxter: Pushing what?
Jak: Pushing who?
Lene: *kicks the two of them* Stupidity unleashed *sighs* why me!?
Kid #34: Because you're a lying, mean, evil, ugly.
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!!? That does it! *Assaults kid #34*
Kid #34: Aaaargh!
Mandein: Lene, NOOOO *snatches kid #34 before Lene gets to him* Bad doggy!
Jak: *grabs Lene* Come here. *Mumbles* we ought to hire a bouncer.
Kids: FIGHT FIGHT
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AD: Uh-oh! Are the kids gonna have their fight, or is Jak able to control things.
Kiz: Am I gonna fight kid #34 and will he remain alive?
Both: Next time in. The grand lunatics return!
Daxter: You pretty much covered it there.
Jak, AD and Kiz: Oh shut up!
Beautyfly: Yeah, scram!
Daxter: Oh yeah!? *Starts fight with Daxter*
AD: *Puts Daxter and Beautyfly in a box that says 'censored'* there: learn it!
Kiz: *Looks at the hot pic of Jak Lene stole from Mandein*, AD, why don't you do the reviewers responses.?
AD: Ok
*Nobinoir:
AD: Thanks for the review!
Kiz: Yeah, we loved it!
*Shark:
AD: Me? In Love? With a demon? *Smiled at DJ*
DJak: Oh no. *Runs away*
AD: Come back here! *Chances after DJ*
Kiz: Poor DJ.
Beautyfly: Yeah, she really falls for the demons! Crazy Girl.
Kaza: That explains everything, why she always runs after Dark Jak. She loves demons and monsters.
Beautyfly: Only, she doesn't look at horror movies!
Kiz: Well, if he survives AD. Then we'll be coming back! Review please.
Kiz: With the pack
AD: We're cool
Kiz: Ain't no fool
Both: Gonna stop us now! *High-fives*
Kaza: Oh brother
Beautyfly: So embarrassing
AD: Oh shut up! *Chimes* story-time!
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Chapter 02: Every tale has a beginning
Authors: Amandaxter and Kiz (the aerodynamic duo)
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Guy #5: Lights! Cameras! And roll.
Mandein: Ok, tell the story guys
Jak: Sure. This is the story of a beautiful young girl named
Daxter: Snow-white!
Jak: Shut up, and NO! Her name is
Lene: Snehvid og Rosenrød (~snow white and rose red). It's a Danish folk tale.
Jak: NO! Belle!
Mandein: Are you gonna freak out to that devilish delight again?
Jak: Aargh, I can't take it! I'm leaving!
Lene: You can't, see? *Holds out an agreement paper*
Jak: *Pouts and snaps the paper to read it*
Mandein: Story time
Kids: YAY!!!
Daxter: Once upon a time there was this beautiful young lady named snow- white.
Kids: Uuuu
Daxter: She was so beautiful that she could have any man she wanted
Kids: Aaah
Daxter: But one day a tall, handsome
Jak: *coughs* Jerk
Daxter: Knight comes to her castle and
Jak: *Coughs* Screws up everything
Mandein: Jak
Jak: Yes?
Mandein: Don't!
Jak: Hey, I just got a lying, two-timing weasel stuck in my throat.
Kids: Ooooh!
Daxter: and slays the mean, evil, disturbing, fat, ugly dragon, so that she can be free
Lene: Whoa, somebody arrest him for excessive use of adjectives.
Daxter: And then he takes her away from her mean, evil, ugly sisters
Mandein: Are you saying that I'm FAT!?
Lene: Hey! That was MY line! Give it back!
Mandein: Err, ok.?
Daxter: And after saving the day, the handsome knight and snow-white mmm mnnn mngh *Lene's hand is over his mouth*
Lene: Hey! There are kids here!
Mandein: There are?
Jak: *slaps forehead* Yes. There. Is
Kids: We're here!
Daxter: *mumbles* we're queer
Lene: *mumbles* I want a beer
Mandein: NOTE: KIDS ARE PRESENT!
Jak: You can't stop them. They're just plain crazy
Lene: Crazy for you, babe. *hugs Jak*
Jak: Go away, crazy woman!
Kids: FIGHT FIGHT
Mandein: KEEP QUIET *everybody suddenly goes very quiet*
*Two seconds pass*
Daxter: And they lived happily ever after.
Jak: Until the not-so-handsome-any-more knight got shot.
Daxter: Oh yeah! By an evil, mean, two-timing, ugly and not to mention FAT
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!?
Daxter: Lying. uncharming. YOU!!! YOU SHOT THE HERO!
Kids: Awww
Jak : I did not!
Mandein: Shut up!!!
Kid #45: Aww, man! It was just getting exiting!
Kid #4: Yeah, we want some action
Mandein: *looks at hot pic of Jak* Action.
Lene: *takes pic away from Mandein* No. Dirty. Thoughts!
Mandein: But. Hott.
Daxter: Who called.?
Jak: *slaps Daxter*
Daxter: What was that for?
Jak: Stupidity. You do know who everybody is going to run after in the new game, right?
Daxter: Your white alter ego.?
Jak: Ok, that too
Mandein: Especially that. Mmm
Kids: Uuuuh, exiting!
Lene: PG dammit!
Jak: Since when did you care?
Lene: Since I made an agreement with AD
Daxter: Who's AD? Weird name.
Jak: Yeah, who would call herself that?
Mandein: You're pushing it.!
Daxter: Pushing what?
Jak: Pushing who?
Lene: *kicks the two of them* Stupidity unleashed *sighs* why me!?
Kid #34: Because you're a lying, mean, evil, ugly.
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!!? That does it! *Assaults kid #34*
Kid #34: Aaaargh!
Mandein: Lene, NOOOO *snatches kid #34 before Lene gets to him* Bad doggy!
Jak: *grabs Lene* Come here. *Mumbles* we ought to hire a bouncer.
Kids: FIGHT FIGHT
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AD: Uh-oh! Are the kids gonna have their fight, or is Jak able to control things.
Kiz: Am I gonna fight kid #34 and will he remain alive?
Both: Next time in. The grand lunatics return!
Daxter: You pretty much covered it there.
Jak, AD and Kiz: Oh shut up!
Beautyfly: Yeah, scram!
Daxter: Oh yeah!? *Starts fight with Daxter*
AD: *Puts Daxter and Beautyfly in a box that says 'censored'* there: learn it!
Kiz: *Looks at the hot pic of Jak Lene stole from Mandein*, AD, why don't you do the reviewers responses.?
AD: Ok
*Nobinoir:
AD: Thanks for the review!
Kiz: Yeah, we loved it!
*Shark:
AD: Me? In Love? With a demon? *Smiled at DJ*
DJak: Oh no. *Runs away*
AD: Come back here! *Chances after DJ*
Kiz: Poor DJ.
Beautyfly: Yeah, she really falls for the demons! Crazy Girl.
Kaza: That explains everything, why she always runs after Dark Jak. She loves demons and monsters.
Beautyfly: Only, she doesn't look at horror movies!
Kiz: Well, if he survives AD. Then we'll be coming back! Review please.