Kiz: Here's number three!
AD: BEWARE! Insults happen in this fic! Too crazy for words!
Jak: O' No. And we're the victims Dax!
Dax: Good heaven!
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The never started story.
Chap 03: Annoying Kids!
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Mandein: Welcome back! Sorry for the waiting, but we had some technical problems. *Thinking: Annoying kids* But moving on, Jak!
Jak: Yeah!
Daxter: Wait a minute! My story isn't finished yet!
Jak: But you got your chance, now it's my turn!
Daxter: No no no! Where's my lawyer!
Mandein: You got a LAWYER?!
Jak: Since when did you have a lawyer?
Daxter: Since this CRAZY fic began!
Jak: Hey, talking 'bout crazy, where is Lene?
Mandein: She's chasing Kid # 34!
Jak: Chasing the Kid!?
*A gun being fired and Lene's evil laughing is heard*
Daxter: No, she shot the kid!
Mandein: Poor annoying kid.
Jak: She killed the Kid! *Cheers*
Lene: *Returns* Hello people, what a lovely day isn't it?
Mandein: You. Gun. Kid. Right?
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!
Mandein: I said GUN, not FAT!
Jak: Can we start now?
Daxter: Yeah, where was I?
Jak: Not you, ME!
Daxter: ME!
Jak: ME!
Lene: ME!
Jak and Daxter: SHUT UP (in unison)
Daxter: *start fight with Jak*
Mandein: Hey rodent! It's Jak's turn now!
Daxter: NO, ME!
Jak: ME!
Lene: HOLD ON! It's Jak's turn now Furball! And you can't do anything about it!
Daxter: What did you just call me?
Mandein: Have you got powercells in your ears! She said Furball!
Daxter: That's it! I'm tired of being called a Furball! You're history! *Start to fight with Mandein*
Lene: PG! PG!
Jak: What PG! You kill the Kid!
Kid#34: I'm ba-ack!
Jak: Wait a minute. *Grabs gun and chases kid#34*
Lene: PG! PG! D**n it!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Kid#10: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
Kids (Kid #10 not included): JERRY!?
Kid#10: Uh. . . Jak?
Kids: JAK, JAK, JAK!
Jak: Who calls?
Lene: This isn't a fairy tale telling show! This is a Jerry err Jak Springer show!
Kids: JAK, JAK, JAK!
Mandein: Only Jerry Springer isn't present!
Kids: JAK, JAK, JAK *breath* JAK, JAK, JAK!
Jak: They love me!
Daxter: *cough* You make me sick
Jak: Jealous?
Daxter: ME?
Lene: No, I didn't eat spinach today.
Jak: Not spinach again! You're a crazy psyche spinach-eating GIRL!
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!
Jak: I didn't say fat, you m***n!
Lene: I'm not a M***N!
Mandein! Oh-ho, HIT THE DECK!
Lene: I'M NOT FAT!
Jak: NO, YOU CRAZY B***H! I SAID M***N!
Meindein: Uh, guys?
Jak, Lene: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS B***H!
Mandein: HEY! I'm not a b***h!
Daxter: And then they tell me it's a PG fic!
Kids: PG-13, PG-13 *breath* PG-13, PG-13!
Mandein: Can we start now!
Jak: Yes, sure. *Clears throat of presence of any unwanted furry animals* Under a minty green newly sprung trees sat a beautiful, young lady dressed in a simple red robe with a loving sparkle in her eyes
Daxter: Where are you talking about? I don't see any trees here!
Jak: In the story Furball!
Daxter: I'M NOT A FURBALL!
Lene: I'M NOT FAT!
Jak: Crazy psyche stupid b***h!
Mandein: He, nobody is here a psyche b***h or b*****d!
Jak: Who said that I am a psyche b*****d!
Mandein: Me!
Jak: That's it, I am not here to be insult by two f**k**g girls!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Lene: Those kids are driving me crazy!
Jak: How can you become crazy? You're crazy enough already!
Lene: Can I kill him, please?
Jak: No, I'll kill you!
Mandein: Uh, guys?
Jak & Lene: FOR THE LAST TIME, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, STUPID B***H!
Daxter: And they said, not insult each other where in the presence of children?
Mandein: When did we say that?
Daxter: Before we started the show!
Lene: D**n it, he's right!
Jak: Jerk!
Lene: Well at least I'm not FAT!
Daxter: GEE, Get a new line AND a life, please!?
Jak: Yeah, you stupid psyche crazy b***h!
Lene: I'M NOT PSYCHE!
Daxter: You mustn't be giving her ideas, Jak
Jak: Shut up.
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AD: O' man, what's going to be next?
Jak: I kill those two girls! They insulted me!
Kiz: Good!
Jak: NO!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Kiz, AD, Jak, Dax: KEEP QUIET *everybody suddenly goes very quiet, again*
Kiz: The reviews AD!
AD: All Right!
*Nobinoir:
Kiz: Thanks for the review.
AD: Yeah, I know what you mean about 'Stupid' Internet! It's happened to me too!
*Shark:
AD: I love the DEMON!
DJak: SHUT UP B***H! LEAVE ME ALONE FOR WANES!
*Gleam:
AD: You see DJ, you're the man now!
DJak: THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!
Kiz: NO! *Hanging on DJ's legs* Not Go, PLEASE!
DJak: You two are very crazy, you know!
AD: I know, that's why this is a crazy fic ^_^
DJak: Stupid girls -_-**
AD: BEWARE! Insults happen in this fic! Too crazy for words!
Jak: O' No. And we're the victims Dax!
Dax: Good heaven!
***
The never started story.
Chap 03: Annoying Kids!
***
Mandein: Welcome back! Sorry for the waiting, but we had some technical problems. *Thinking: Annoying kids* But moving on, Jak!
Jak: Yeah!
Daxter: Wait a minute! My story isn't finished yet!
Jak: But you got your chance, now it's my turn!
Daxter: No no no! Where's my lawyer!
Mandein: You got a LAWYER?!
Jak: Since when did you have a lawyer?
Daxter: Since this CRAZY fic began!
Jak: Hey, talking 'bout crazy, where is Lene?
Mandein: She's chasing Kid # 34!
Jak: Chasing the Kid!?
*A gun being fired and Lene's evil laughing is heard*
Daxter: No, she shot the kid!
Mandein: Poor annoying kid.
Jak: She killed the Kid! *Cheers*
Lene: *Returns* Hello people, what a lovely day isn't it?
Mandein: You. Gun. Kid. Right?
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!
Mandein: I said GUN, not FAT!
Jak: Can we start now?
Daxter: Yeah, where was I?
Jak: Not you, ME!
Daxter: ME!
Jak: ME!
Lene: ME!
Jak and Daxter: SHUT UP (in unison)
Daxter: *start fight with Jak*
Mandein: Hey rodent! It's Jak's turn now!
Daxter: NO, ME!
Jak: ME!
Lene: HOLD ON! It's Jak's turn now Furball! And you can't do anything about it!
Daxter: What did you just call me?
Mandein: Have you got powercells in your ears! She said Furball!
Daxter: That's it! I'm tired of being called a Furball! You're history! *Start to fight with Mandein*
Lene: PG! PG!
Jak: What PG! You kill the Kid!
Kid#34: I'm ba-ack!
Jak: Wait a minute. *Grabs gun and chases kid#34*
Lene: PG! PG! D**n it!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Kid#10: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
Kids (Kid #10 not included): JERRY!?
Kid#10: Uh. . . Jak?
Kids: JAK, JAK, JAK!
Jak: Who calls?
Lene: This isn't a fairy tale telling show! This is a Jerry err Jak Springer show!
Kids: JAK, JAK, JAK!
Mandein: Only Jerry Springer isn't present!
Kids: JAK, JAK, JAK *breath* JAK, JAK, JAK!
Jak: They love me!
Daxter: *cough* You make me sick
Jak: Jealous?
Daxter: ME?
Lene: No, I didn't eat spinach today.
Jak: Not spinach again! You're a crazy psyche spinach-eating GIRL!
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!
Jak: I didn't say fat, you m***n!
Lene: I'm not a M***N!
Mandein! Oh-ho, HIT THE DECK!
Lene: I'M NOT FAT!
Jak: NO, YOU CRAZY B***H! I SAID M***N!
Meindein: Uh, guys?
Jak, Lene: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS B***H!
Mandein: HEY! I'm not a b***h!
Daxter: And then they tell me it's a PG fic!
Kids: PG-13, PG-13 *breath* PG-13, PG-13!
Mandein: Can we start now!
Jak: Yes, sure. *Clears throat of presence of any unwanted furry animals* Under a minty green newly sprung trees sat a beautiful, young lady dressed in a simple red robe with a loving sparkle in her eyes
Daxter: Where are you talking about? I don't see any trees here!
Jak: In the story Furball!
Daxter: I'M NOT A FURBALL!
Lene: I'M NOT FAT!
Jak: Crazy psyche stupid b***h!
Mandein: He, nobody is here a psyche b***h or b*****d!
Jak: Who said that I am a psyche b*****d!
Mandein: Me!
Jak: That's it, I am not here to be insult by two f**k**g girls!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Lene: Those kids are driving me crazy!
Jak: How can you become crazy? You're crazy enough already!
Lene: Can I kill him, please?
Jak: No, I'll kill you!
Mandein: Uh, guys?
Jak & Lene: FOR THE LAST TIME, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, STUPID B***H!
Daxter: And they said, not insult each other where in the presence of children?
Mandein: When did we say that?
Daxter: Before we started the show!
Lene: D**n it, he's right!
Jak: Jerk!
Lene: Well at least I'm not FAT!
Daxter: GEE, Get a new line AND a life, please!?
Jak: Yeah, you stupid psyche crazy b***h!
Lene: I'M NOT PSYCHE!
Daxter: You mustn't be giving her ideas, Jak
Jak: Shut up.
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AD: O' man, what's going to be next?
Jak: I kill those two girls! They insulted me!
Kiz: Good!
Jak: NO!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Kiz, AD, Jak, Dax: KEEP QUIET *everybody suddenly goes very quiet, again*
Kiz: The reviews AD!
AD: All Right!
*Nobinoir:
Kiz: Thanks for the review.
AD: Yeah, I know what you mean about 'Stupid' Internet! It's happened to me too!
*Shark:
AD: I love the DEMON!
DJak: SHUT UP B***H! LEAVE ME ALONE FOR WANES!
*Gleam:
AD: You see DJ, you're the man now!
DJak: THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!
Kiz: NO! *Hanging on DJ's legs* Not Go, PLEASE!
DJak: You two are very crazy, you know!
AD: I know, that's why this is a crazy fic ^_^
DJak: Stupid girls -_-**