Kiz: Is it a bird!?
AD: Is it a plane!?
Djak: No, I'm their mad demon obsession!
Kiz: Oh well, it's actually only AD's, but the more you guys go @_@ about it the more I feel like being obsessed with him as well.
Djak: Crazy, crazy woman
Kiz: Thanks, hon - it'll be just like my fear of Spongebob. It started out as fearing-him-for-fun, but now.
AD: She is only a shadow of what she used to be.
Kiz: *sighs* I shiver every time I hear his name
AD: *makes ghostly voice* Spoooongebob
Kiz: *whimpers*
Beautyfly: Cut it, you two
Kiz: IT'S A CHEESE DAMMIT!
Kaza: Yer' pathetic
Djak: *makes ninja-bow towards the muses*
Beautyfly: Chapter 04 - The universal solution
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Mandein: Ok, status people! Jak, finish story! Daxter, shut up! Lene. Where's Lene?
Kid #34: She thinks I'm outside
Mandein: Eww, you're a zombie. Can't you just stay dead next time?
Kid #34: It's PG, you can't kill people
Mandein: Anyway. Kids, BE-HAVE, PLEASE?
Kids: What you say?
Mandein: *curses* I SAID SHUT UP! ALL THE TIME!
Kid #12: You heard what she said?
Kid: #14: Nope, you?
Kid #12: Nope. Let's start a fight!
Kids: *cheers*
Mandein: NO, you can't! It's PG remember?
Kids: Aww
Lene: There you are, you little *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children* I'm gonna *once again bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*
Jak: Whoa, baby. You swear more than a *bleeped out due to excessive use of blah blah blah - you get the idea right?*
Lene: You said baby.
Daxter: *slaps head with his paw* Will this ever stop?
Mandein: Very unlikely, if I must say so.
Lene: C'mon guys, let's listen to Jak's story, shall we?
Jak: *glares at Lene* Whatever. *clears throat* now, where were we.?
Lene: Under a minty green, newly sprung tree. Sat a beautiful young lady wearing a simple red robe. *a loving gleam is seen in her eyes* Two secs, dear. *leaves*
Jak: Oh yeah, a gentle breeze played with her long, blonde hair as the sun set in the horizon.
Daxter: *imitates to be throwing up*
Mandein: *slaps Daxter in the head*
Daxter: *sends death glare at Mandein*
Mandein: *takes fighting position and waves Daxter over to her*
Daxter: *grits teeth and shows off a few moves*
Jak: Shut up d****t!
Mandein: But, we didn't say anything.
Jak: So what, you're taking up a lot of space with your **'s!
Mandein: Do not!
Jak: Do too!
Mandein: Are you gonna freak you again?
Jak: *throws his arms in the air and motions 'why' to the sky*
Mandein: Hey, you're doing it yourself!
Jak: *sighs* *snarls* and *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*
Lene: I'm ba-ack! *Enters room wearing a simple red robe, holding a pot with a little green tree in her hands*
Jak: @_@ That's it! I'm leaving!
Daxter: *barely escaping the petting claws of death (the kids)* Take me with you!
Kids: Aww
Lene & Mandein: NO YOU'RE STAYING!
Jak: WHY!? We signed up to tell fairy tales to some kids, but not THIS!
Daxter: YEAH! You tricked us!
Mandein: Did not!
Lene: Err, actually we did, but. Face it guys, we outsmarted you. You have to stay *Hold out agreement paper and points at it*
Jak: *mumbles something bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*. Ok, we'll stay.
*Lene and Mandein highfives*
Kids: Story time, story time, story time
Jak: ok, ok. Let's start over shall we?
Lene: No. Just continue on that lovely story of yours, hon *Mandein leaves the room*
Jak: Ok, then! Suddenly, a masculine, blonde warrior comes out from behind the tree
Lene: *sighs* My. Little. Honey pie.
Daxter: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Mandein: *comes back wearing a red robe similar to Lene's*
Jak: He draws his loooong, sharp blade of steel
Kids: UUUuuuuuu!
Mandein: And freaks out!
Jak: NO!
Kid #14: *Whistles at the two girls*
Lene & Mandein: *do poses*
Jak: And cut the girl into pieces. Fin!
Kids: *cheers*
Lene: Oh no you don't!
Mandein: You're going to pay for this!
Lene: *kicks Kid #34* *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children* kid!!!
Kid #34: Hey! Child abuse!
Lene: So what!
Mandein: LENE!!! Not the kid! THEM! *Points at Jak and Daxter*
Jak: Who me? I know noting! I'm only the piano player *sits down at nearby piano*
Daxter: Yeah, who'd want to kill the entertainment?
Kid #15: Let's kill 'em
Mandein: KIDS! SIT! DOWN! NOOOOOOOW!
Kids: Awww
Lene: *glares at the so-called piano player* Err, Jak-luv? Since when did we have a piano?
Jak: Since I ordered it. *starts playing some Jazz*
Lene: It better be worth it!
Daxter: It is baby *takes out sax and starts playing along with Jak*
Mandein: Haven't we seen this before?
Lene: What? Solving everything with some Jazz? *Starts dancing*
Madnein: *Dances with Lene* Yeah, some good movie I think
Lene: Was it fun?
Mandein: Very
Lene: Good
*Jak and Daxter are now wearing a black suit each, and a black hat and black sunglasses*
Jak: *makes a piano solo*
Daxter: You know, Jake?
Jak: I'm not Jake, you are
Daxter: Why do I have to be Jake? I'm not fat!
Jak: Whatever. But did you ever see Jake drive?
Daxter: No, but that doesn't mean Elwood's a good driver
Jak: HEY! Are you questioning my driving skills? *Stops playing and starts pointing threateningly at Daxter*
*Applause*
*Lene and Mandein start cheerleading*
Jak: Oh boy. Shouldn't we stop the chapter here before the two girls get too embarrassing?
Daxter: AGAIN!
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!?
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Kiz: Are you?
Jak: No no non ono non on
Kiz: Hmmmm. I don't trust you.
Jak: Ok. Can I go now?
AD: No, you belong to us
Kiz: Err, Naughty dog that is. But in THIS fic, you belong to us.
AD: Err, back to subject
Kiz: What subject?
Jak: Me and Dax imitating the Blues Brothers
Kiz: NO! The OTHER subject
AD: What other subject?
Kiz: I don't know! I just wouldn't allow them to be right for once
Jak: HEY!
AD: As much as I would like you to freak out, don't. We're not in the fic, REMEMBER!?
Kiz: Reviews, someone
AD: O~h D~J!
Jak: *transformed into his Dark Side* WHAT!
AD: There are more reviews about you and me! I like you! *Wink to DJak*
DJak: CAN I KILL THAT CRAZY WOMAN!?
Kiz: Oh brother! Okay, now that AD is chases after Dark Jak, I do the reviews.
*Nobinoir:
Kiz: Thanks a lot for the review!
Beauty: Yeah, we like it!
*Shark and Sharky:
Kiz: Yeah, I'm afraid of AD too, she's after all the crazy characters! BECAUSE SHE LIKES THEM! Poor Dark Jak.
Kaza: Poor him? He can kill her!
Beauty: But he didn't do it!
Daxter: Dammit, now we stay in the grip of AD!
*Eco Master:
Kiz: Thanks for the review.
Kaza: I hope you feel all what better now.
Beauty: Laughing is a good medicine!
Daxter: Yeah!
Djak: *Comes back with AD hanging on his leg* First it was Kiz that was hanging around my leg and now this crazy woman!
AD: I like you!
Kiz: O boy, well everybody has their favourite.
Djak: But, why me?
Kiz: Becos we luv ya!
Kaza and Beauty: Review please!
AD: Is it a plane!?
Djak: No, I'm their mad demon obsession!
Kiz: Oh well, it's actually only AD's, but the more you guys go @_@ about it the more I feel like being obsessed with him as well.
Djak: Crazy, crazy woman
Kiz: Thanks, hon - it'll be just like my fear of Spongebob. It started out as fearing-him-for-fun, but now.
AD: She is only a shadow of what she used to be.
Kiz: *sighs* I shiver every time I hear his name
AD: *makes ghostly voice* Spoooongebob
Kiz: *whimpers*
Beautyfly: Cut it, you two
Kiz: IT'S A CHEESE DAMMIT!
Kaza: Yer' pathetic
Djak: *makes ninja-bow towards the muses*
Beautyfly: Chapter 04 - The universal solution
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Mandein: Ok, status people! Jak, finish story! Daxter, shut up! Lene. Where's Lene?
Kid #34: She thinks I'm outside
Mandein: Eww, you're a zombie. Can't you just stay dead next time?
Kid #34: It's PG, you can't kill people
Mandein: Anyway. Kids, BE-HAVE, PLEASE?
Kids: What you say?
Mandein: *curses* I SAID SHUT UP! ALL THE TIME!
Kid #12: You heard what she said?
Kid: #14: Nope, you?
Kid #12: Nope. Let's start a fight!
Kids: *cheers*
Mandein: NO, you can't! It's PG remember?
Kids: Aww
Lene: There you are, you little *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children* I'm gonna *once again bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*
Jak: Whoa, baby. You swear more than a *bleeped out due to excessive use of blah blah blah - you get the idea right?*
Lene: You said baby.
Daxter: *slaps head with his paw* Will this ever stop?
Mandein: Very unlikely, if I must say so.
Lene: C'mon guys, let's listen to Jak's story, shall we?
Jak: *glares at Lene* Whatever. *clears throat* now, where were we.?
Lene: Under a minty green, newly sprung tree. Sat a beautiful young lady wearing a simple red robe. *a loving gleam is seen in her eyes* Two secs, dear. *leaves*
Jak: Oh yeah, a gentle breeze played with her long, blonde hair as the sun set in the horizon.
Daxter: *imitates to be throwing up*
Mandein: *slaps Daxter in the head*
Daxter: *sends death glare at Mandein*
Mandein: *takes fighting position and waves Daxter over to her*
Daxter: *grits teeth and shows off a few moves*
Jak: Shut up d****t!
Mandein: But, we didn't say anything.
Jak: So what, you're taking up a lot of space with your **'s!
Mandein: Do not!
Jak: Do too!
Mandein: Are you gonna freak you again?
Jak: *throws his arms in the air and motions 'why' to the sky*
Mandein: Hey, you're doing it yourself!
Jak: *sighs* *snarls* and *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*
Lene: I'm ba-ack! *Enters room wearing a simple red robe, holding a pot with a little green tree in her hands*
Jak: @_@ That's it! I'm leaving!
Daxter: *barely escaping the petting claws of death (the kids)* Take me with you!
Kids: Aww
Lene & Mandein: NO YOU'RE STAYING!
Jak: WHY!? We signed up to tell fairy tales to some kids, but not THIS!
Daxter: YEAH! You tricked us!
Mandein: Did not!
Lene: Err, actually we did, but. Face it guys, we outsmarted you. You have to stay *Hold out agreement paper and points at it*
Jak: *mumbles something bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*. Ok, we'll stay.
*Lene and Mandein highfives*
Kids: Story time, story time, story time
Jak: ok, ok. Let's start over shall we?
Lene: No. Just continue on that lovely story of yours, hon *Mandein leaves the room*
Jak: Ok, then! Suddenly, a masculine, blonde warrior comes out from behind the tree
Lene: *sighs* My. Little. Honey pie.
Daxter: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Mandein: *comes back wearing a red robe similar to Lene's*
Jak: He draws his loooong, sharp blade of steel
Kids: UUUuuuuuu!
Mandein: And freaks out!
Jak: NO!
Kid #14: *Whistles at the two girls*
Lene & Mandein: *do poses*
Jak: And cut the girl into pieces. Fin!
Kids: *cheers*
Lene: Oh no you don't!
Mandein: You're going to pay for this!
Lene: *kicks Kid #34* *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children* kid!!!
Kid #34: Hey! Child abuse!
Lene: So what!
Mandein: LENE!!! Not the kid! THEM! *Points at Jak and Daxter*
Jak: Who me? I know noting! I'm only the piano player *sits down at nearby piano*
Daxter: Yeah, who'd want to kill the entertainment?
Kid #15: Let's kill 'em
Mandein: KIDS! SIT! DOWN! NOOOOOOOW!
Kids: Awww
Lene: *glares at the so-called piano player* Err, Jak-luv? Since when did we have a piano?
Jak: Since I ordered it. *starts playing some Jazz*
Lene: It better be worth it!
Daxter: It is baby *takes out sax and starts playing along with Jak*
Mandein: Haven't we seen this before?
Lene: What? Solving everything with some Jazz? *Starts dancing*
Madnein: *Dances with Lene* Yeah, some good movie I think
Lene: Was it fun?
Mandein: Very
Lene: Good
*Jak and Daxter are now wearing a black suit each, and a black hat and black sunglasses*
Jak: *makes a piano solo*
Daxter: You know, Jake?
Jak: I'm not Jake, you are
Daxter: Why do I have to be Jake? I'm not fat!
Jak: Whatever. But did you ever see Jake drive?
Daxter: No, but that doesn't mean Elwood's a good driver
Jak: HEY! Are you questioning my driving skills? *Stops playing and starts pointing threateningly at Daxter*
*Applause*
*Lene and Mandein start cheerleading*
Jak: Oh boy. Shouldn't we stop the chapter here before the two girls get too embarrassing?
Daxter: AGAIN!
Lene: Are you saying that I'm FAT!?
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Kiz: Are you?
Jak: No no non ono non on
Kiz: Hmmmm. I don't trust you.
Jak: Ok. Can I go now?
AD: No, you belong to us
Kiz: Err, Naughty dog that is. But in THIS fic, you belong to us.
AD: Err, back to subject
Kiz: What subject?
Jak: Me and Dax imitating the Blues Brothers
Kiz: NO! The OTHER subject
AD: What other subject?
Kiz: I don't know! I just wouldn't allow them to be right for once
Jak: HEY!
AD: As much as I would like you to freak out, don't. We're not in the fic, REMEMBER!?
Kiz: Reviews, someone
AD: O~h D~J!
Jak: *transformed into his Dark Side* WHAT!
AD: There are more reviews about you and me! I like you! *Wink to DJak*
DJak: CAN I KILL THAT CRAZY WOMAN!?
Kiz: Oh brother! Okay, now that AD is chases after Dark Jak, I do the reviews.
*Nobinoir:
Kiz: Thanks a lot for the review!
Beauty: Yeah, we like it!
*Shark and Sharky:
Kiz: Yeah, I'm afraid of AD too, she's after all the crazy characters! BECAUSE SHE LIKES THEM! Poor Dark Jak.
Kaza: Poor him? He can kill her!
Beauty: But he didn't do it!
Daxter: Dammit, now we stay in the grip of AD!
*Eco Master:
Kiz: Thanks for the review.
Kaza: I hope you feel all what better now.
Beauty: Laughing is a good medicine!
Daxter: Yeah!
Djak: *Comes back with AD hanging on his leg* First it was Kiz that was hanging around my leg and now this crazy woman!
AD: I like you!
Kiz: O boy, well everybody has their favourite.
Djak: But, why me?
Kiz: Becos we luv ya!
Kaza and Beauty: Review please!