AD: Were back!
Kiz: And its gonna be mean!
Jak: No, not that two crazy b***h*s!
AD: HEY!
Kiz: Don't call us that!
Jak: I say what I want to say!
AD: Stupid demon.
Jak: And you love my Dark Side!
AD: *Thinks on the disk* Yeah! Love that scene when you transformed for the first time into Dark Jak.
Jak: *Gulp*
Kiz: But, moving on people, we haven't got all day
AD: YEAH!
Jak: No more torture please!
Kiz: Let's do it!
AD: *Tortures Jak!*
Jak: *Start to cry*
Kiz: Look AD, our baby is crying!
Jak: I'm not your baby! *Start to run*
Kiz: Wait for me!
AD: And me!
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Mandein: Hello everybody, welcome back to our. . . how much I said that?
Jak: A lot! You start always with the show! Where's Lene?
Lene: I am here! *Grabbes some Dark Eco Boxes*
Jak: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! STAY AWAY FROM ME CRAZY B***H!
Lene: Why? It's Mandein's Idea!
Jak: Mandein! -_-*
Mandein: He he -0_0-
Daxter: Can we start now!
Mandein: Okay, Jak?
Jak: Yeah!
Daxter: Wait a minute, NOT JAK AGAIN!
Jak: Yeah me! *Kicks Daxter of the stage*
Lene: *Shows Scoreboard showing 9.5*
Mandein: *Score: 10*
Jak: *Bow to the two girls*
Daxter: *Jumps on the stage and sees the scores* What's the scores for?
Lene: Well, 9.5 for Jak's kick. . .
Mandein: . . . and 10 for your flying act!
Daxter: -_-*
Kid #34: I become annoying!
Lene: WHAAAAAA! ZOMBIEEEEE!
Jak: What are you doing here! Get of the stage! *Kicks Kid #34 from the stage* Man, I hate that Kid!
Daxter: Look what I found! *Points to a nearby guitar*
Mandein: Where you get that from?
Lene: Yeah, we have no guitar!
Daxter: On back stage!
Mandein: We got a guitar!
Lene: Wait a minute! That's MY guitar!
Daxter: *Plays on the guitar, false!*
Mandein: AHHHHHH! Make him stop!
Lene: PLEEEEEEEASE STOP!?
Jak: My ears! *Transformes into Dark Jak and grabs the guitar*
Daxter: HEY! I was just getting started!
DJak: *Breaks the guitar*
Lene: MY GUITAR! STUPID B*****D, YOU BROKE MY GUITAR!
DJak: But then Daxter won't play guitar anymore! ^_^
Lene: -_-*
DJak: Where's Mandein?
Mandein: *Came back with flowers in her hands*
Djak: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs away*
Mandein: *Chases Dark Jak*
Lene: Will they never learn?
Daxter: I guess not.
Lene: I'M NOT FAT!
Daxter: Jeeez! Are you deaf or something!
Lene: No, I didn't eat spinach today!
Daxter: -_-*
Kids: *Didn't say any word*
Daxter: Are you all dead or something!
Lene: Let them die! Than we get silence!
Kids: SILENT, DEAD!
Lene: Yeah!
Kid #1: Why you said that?
Lene: Because, you and the others are annoying!
Kid #50: But we want to see more!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Lene: Oh brother!
Daxter: Can we keep them? Or throw we them out, NOW!
Lene: I think, we should take the last one!
Kids: HEY!
Lene: Just kidding, for now.
Kid #34: But I stay. Annoying you!
Lene: Oh, shut up will ya!
Daxter: Yeah you. . . *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*
Kids: OHHHHHH!
Daxter: *Bleeped another time full of not good language for children*
Kids: AHHHHHH!
Lene: THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!?
Daxter: DARN!
*On back Stage, DJak try to loose Mandein!
DJak: Haven't you gotten enough of mealready? (A/N: didn't fix typo because of potential of misunderstanding.)
Mandein: NO, since I say your first transformation on PSM2 disk, I love you more than ever!
DJak: Why Rubin! Why?
Mandein: But, where are you horns? I say them not at the first time!
DJak: Are you sick! That horns give me a headache!
Mandein: That's way you always be angry!
DJak: No Praxis make me angry! I GONNA KILL PRAXIS!
Mandein: Yeah, kill that B*****D!
Praxis: *Steps on stage*Who called?
Mandein: *Bleeped for more than one not so good language*
DJak: *Bleeped too*
Praxis: 0_0'
Lene: Where are those two?
Daxter: I don't know, maybe. . .
Praxis: *Runs around on stage chased by DJak and Mandein* HELPPPPPPP!
Kids: YEAH!
Lene: Since when are Mandein and Jak on the same side?
Daxter: Since Mandein saw the disk where she saw how Praxis tortured Jak. She hates Praxis even more than ever!
Lene: 0_0'
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Lene: SHUT UP YOU *bleeped between her sentences* BIG *bleep* Mouth and *bleep* Uhhhh and *bleeps* Fights!
Kids: AWWWW!
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AD: Wow, what's happen in the next chapter?
Kiz: I know!
AD: Yeah, You gonna write it!
Kiz: Exactly!
Jak: They still torture us Dax.
Daxter: *Gulp*
Kiz: The Reviews AD!
AD: Okay!
*Shark and Sharky:
AD: Thanks for the review!
Jak: Me not Dark Jak! They write they way how I must be in this crazy fic!
Kiz: Yeah!
*Nobinoir:
AD: Thanks for the review!
Kiz: Another chapter too go!
Daxter: Too bad, theirs more of it.
Jak: AHHHHHHHH! MORE TORTURES! *Runs away*
Kiz: My Baby! WAIT!
AD: Okay, next chapter coming soon!
Kiz: And its gonna be mean!
Jak: No, not that two crazy b***h*s!
AD: HEY!
Kiz: Don't call us that!
Jak: I say what I want to say!
AD: Stupid demon.
Jak: And you love my Dark Side!
AD: *Thinks on the disk* Yeah! Love that scene when you transformed for the first time into Dark Jak.
Jak: *Gulp*
Kiz: But, moving on people, we haven't got all day
AD: YEAH!
Jak: No more torture please!
Kiz: Let's do it!
AD: *Tortures Jak!*
Jak: *Start to cry*
Kiz: Look AD, our baby is crying!
Jak: I'm not your baby! *Start to run*
Kiz: Wait for me!
AD: And me!
-----
Mandein: Hello everybody, welcome back to our. . . how much I said that?
Jak: A lot! You start always with the show! Where's Lene?
Lene: I am here! *Grabbes some Dark Eco Boxes*
Jak: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! STAY AWAY FROM ME CRAZY B***H!
Lene: Why? It's Mandein's Idea!
Jak: Mandein! -_-*
Mandein: He he -0_0-
Daxter: Can we start now!
Mandein: Okay, Jak?
Jak: Yeah!
Daxter: Wait a minute, NOT JAK AGAIN!
Jak: Yeah me! *Kicks Daxter of the stage*
Lene: *Shows Scoreboard showing 9.5*
Mandein: *Score: 10*
Jak: *Bow to the two girls*
Daxter: *Jumps on the stage and sees the scores* What's the scores for?
Lene: Well, 9.5 for Jak's kick. . .
Mandein: . . . and 10 for your flying act!
Daxter: -_-*
Kid #34: I become annoying!
Lene: WHAAAAAA! ZOMBIEEEEE!
Jak: What are you doing here! Get of the stage! *Kicks Kid #34 from the stage* Man, I hate that Kid!
Daxter: Look what I found! *Points to a nearby guitar*
Mandein: Where you get that from?
Lene: Yeah, we have no guitar!
Daxter: On back stage!
Mandein: We got a guitar!
Lene: Wait a minute! That's MY guitar!
Daxter: *Plays on the guitar, false!*
Mandein: AHHHHHH! Make him stop!
Lene: PLEEEEEEEASE STOP!?
Jak: My ears! *Transformes into Dark Jak and grabs the guitar*
Daxter: HEY! I was just getting started!
DJak: *Breaks the guitar*
Lene: MY GUITAR! STUPID B*****D, YOU BROKE MY GUITAR!
DJak: But then Daxter won't play guitar anymore! ^_^
Lene: -_-*
DJak: Where's Mandein?
Mandein: *Came back with flowers in her hands*
Djak: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs away*
Mandein: *Chases Dark Jak*
Lene: Will they never learn?
Daxter: I guess not.
Lene: I'M NOT FAT!
Daxter: Jeeez! Are you deaf or something!
Lene: No, I didn't eat spinach today!
Daxter: -_-*
Kids: *Didn't say any word*
Daxter: Are you all dead or something!
Lene: Let them die! Than we get silence!
Kids: SILENT, DEAD!
Lene: Yeah!
Kid #1: Why you said that?
Lene: Because, you and the others are annoying!
Kid #50: But we want to see more!
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Lene: Oh brother!
Daxter: Can we keep them? Or throw we them out, NOW!
Lene: I think, we should take the last one!
Kids: HEY!
Lene: Just kidding, for now.
Kid #34: But I stay. Annoying you!
Lene: Oh, shut up will ya!
Daxter: Yeah you. . . *bleeped out due to excessive use of vulgar language inappropriate for children*
Kids: OHHHHHH!
Daxter: *Bleeped another time full of not good language for children*
Kids: AHHHHHH!
Lene: THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!?
Daxter: DARN!
*On back Stage, DJak try to loose Mandein!
DJak: Haven't you gotten enough of mealready? (A/N: didn't fix typo because of potential of misunderstanding.)
Mandein: NO, since I say your first transformation on PSM2 disk, I love you more than ever!
DJak: Why Rubin! Why?
Mandein: But, where are you horns? I say them not at the first time!
DJak: Are you sick! That horns give me a headache!
Mandein: That's way you always be angry!
DJak: No Praxis make me angry! I GONNA KILL PRAXIS!
Mandein: Yeah, kill that B*****D!
Praxis: *Steps on stage*Who called?
Mandein: *Bleeped for more than one not so good language*
DJak: *Bleeped too*
Praxis: 0_0'
Lene: Where are those two?
Daxter: I don't know, maybe. . .
Praxis: *Runs around on stage chased by DJak and Mandein* HELPPPPPPP!
Kids: YEAH!
Lene: Since when are Mandein and Jak on the same side?
Daxter: Since Mandein saw the disk where she saw how Praxis tortured Jak. She hates Praxis even more than ever!
Lene: 0_0'
Kids: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Lene: SHUT UP YOU *bleeped between her sentences* BIG *bleep* Mouth and *bleep* Uhhhh and *bleeps* Fights!
Kids: AWWWW!
-----
AD: Wow, what's happen in the next chapter?
Kiz: I know!
AD: Yeah, You gonna write it!
Kiz: Exactly!
Jak: They still torture us Dax.
Daxter: *Gulp*
Kiz: The Reviews AD!
AD: Okay!
*Shark and Sharky:
AD: Thanks for the review!
Jak: Me not Dark Jak! They write they way how I must be in this crazy fic!
Kiz: Yeah!
*Nobinoir:
AD: Thanks for the review!
Kiz: Another chapter too go!
Daxter: Too bad, theirs more of it.
Jak: AHHHHHHHH! MORE TORTURES! *Runs away*
Kiz: My Baby! WAIT!
AD: Okay, next chapter coming soon!