Kiz: Here I am
I'm on my own
For the first time really on my own
Will I make it will it work all right
Will I make it through the night?
Chorus: And I go uuuuu, uuuuu, uuuuuu, I am flying
Uuuu, uuuu, uuuu, in open space.
Kaza: Stop it! Yer embarrassing me!
Kiz: Look at me
Kaza: Why are you singing?
Kiz: I'm riding high
Kaza: YER CAN'T SING DAMMIT
Kiz: All the airborne must arrive the sky
Kaza: It's not even your song!
Kiz: Will I make it will it work all right? Will I make it through the night? Chorus.
Kaza: *pleading* PLEEEEZ stop!
Kiz: Ok, I'll stop
Kaza: *sighs* Thank you! BTW where's AD?
AD: *a voice comes from behind a sealed door and beneath a trap door in a very dark room* I'm here!
Beautifly: KIZ!?
Kiz: You called?
Beautifly: Why's AD locked away?
Kiz: It's anarchy. I'm taking over the next chapter too instead of only doing one, so I didn't want her to interrupt
Kaza: I told you she was crazy
Kiz: And proud of it. BTW I own nothing but my insanity.
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Chapter 06 - Dinner time!
Mandein: *steps on stage* Welcome to today's show. It will be featuring Jak! *Jak steps on stage*, Daxter *Daxter walks on stage with blue fur*, whoa what happened to you?
Daxter: It's not what happened to me, it's what's going to happen to that hairdresser-friend of your's.
Mandein: *rolls eyes* our audience, the kids! *Kids cheer* and last, but not least my co-host Lene
Lene: *walks on stage, bows and sends out kisses to the kids*
Kids: Ewww
Lene: HEY! Shut up you imbeciles!
Daxter: You don't even know what that means!
Lene: Hush! They don't know that I don't know that.
Mandein: That's enough you two! On with the program.
Daxter and Lene: Aww
Mandein: There goes reaching PG-13 sometime in the future.
Jak: You guys are weird!
Lene: That too
Daxter: -_- So, what do you have for us today?
Mandein: Dinner
Jak: DINNER!?
Daxter: *begins to drool* When, where?
Lene: Riiiight here!
*Some men come in with a large table and place it on the middle of the stage. After them come a line of waiters and set the table. And last, but not least - numerous chefs putting dish after dish of delicious food on the table*
Daxter: Yummie!
Lene: Take your seats boys
Both throw themselves at the vast amounts of food on the table.
Daxter: Is there more?
Lene: You bet! This is. was only the appetizer!
*A new line of chefs come in with even more dishes*
Jak: Eww, is that sardines?
Mandein: Well, yeah
Jak: I hate sardines
Lene: Err, we'll fix you something else *nods furiously*
Mandein: Yeah! WAITER!?
Waiter #3: Yes, ma'am
Mandein: DON'T CALL ME MA'AM!!! HOW DARE YOU!???
Waiter #3: *very polite tone* Oh, I'm sorry ma'am
Mandein: *Leaves the room in rage*
Jak: Thar she blows..
Daxter: Hey, waiter!
Waiter #3: Yes, ma'am
Daxter: HEY! I'm not a ma'am!
Jak: *snickers*
Waiter #3: I'm so sorry for calling you ma'am, ma'am
Daxter: That's it! I'm leaving for some place with PG-13-rating!
Waiter #3: Farewell, ma'am
Kid #2: Aww, the cute, furry pet's gonna leave!
Kids: Aww
Waiter #3: Kids, kids! Keep quiet please, my clients are eating.
Kid #5: Weirdo
Kids: Buuuh!
Daxter: That's it, I'm leaving! *leaves*
Lene: *to Jak* Geez, what's gotten into him?
Jak: I don't know. Maybe someone offended him. He's so easily upset
Lene: Aww, poor thing
Waiter #3: Any special requests for the main dish, ma'ams?
Jak: Did he just call me ma'am?
Lene: I think so. Waiter! Get another waiter, please?
Waiter #3: Yes, ma'am
Lene: note to self: Dispose of waiter #3.
Jak: Ok, now he's gone, let's get the other back here!
Lene: Yeah. MANDEIN, DAXTER! THE WAITER IS GONE!
Daxter: *from the other room* But the rating isn't! I'm staying! There's chocolate back stage
Jak: THERE'S CHOCOLATE BACK STAGE!?
Lene: Yeah, you know sugar. It's PG so we aren't allowed to drink.
Mandein: Lene. PG! Come back stage, guys! There's lots o' chocolate. Enough for everyone.
Lene: But what about the food?
Jak: Don't worry. Me'n Dax'll take care of that.
*Both go back stage*
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Scene: Back stage
Mandein: Oh hi! Who are you?
Scene: My name is Svend. You guys are heavy!
Lene: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FAT!?
Svend: Well, yeah!
Lene: ok
Jak: !? God, you're crazy, woman!
Lene: That too
Daxter: Hey Jak?
Jak: Yes, hon?
Daxter: Wadda ya say we ditch the girls and their chocolate and get some REAL food to eat?
Jak: Yeah, let's go some place private.
Mandein: @_@ OMG! Did he just say that!?
Svend: I guess so.
Mandein: That's just groase.
Daxter: I'll go get ready, be with you in two secs, hon *leaves*
Jak: Ok sugarpie
Mandein: Eww
Lene: Jak?
Jak: Yes?
Lene: You still like girls, right?
Daxter: *screeches from other room* I'm reeeeadiiiiiiiii!
Jak: Coming darling! *Leaves in a hurry*
Lene: *to mandein* What just happened?
Mandein: I don't know!
Svend: I think Vivian has something to do with this
Lene: *makes mental note to kill Vivian for stealing HER man*
Mandien: Hey, he's my man too!
Daxter: *from the other room* No, he's MINE now!
Jak: Oh honey pie; you're mine forever!
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Mandein: Three days later we let the two out of their isolation cells.
Svend: They were very hungry
Lene: And we took advantage of them
Jak: I'm starving
Mandein: Here, have some raw fat
Jak: That's groase, but I'll eat it anyway
Daxter: I'm dying of hunger here!
Lene: Here, eat some goat cheese
Daxter: That's like. Eww NO
Lene: What about some foie gras then?
Daxter: I'd throw up if you hadn't starved me, so I don't have anything to throw up
Lene: Oh shut up and eat!
Svend: But what about all the delicious food you have in the kitchen?
Jak: HEY!? You have some real food? Then why do I have to eat all this shit?
Lene: Sh*t, not shit
Jak: Ok, I'll try to remember that.
Mandein: Well, as long as you eat you can eat anything in the room.
Lene: Just not the kids.
Kids: *cheer*
Lene: Or us. And it would be a good idea to leave Svend too.
Jak: Why? He looks tasty.
Mandein and Lene: eww
Jak: What?
Svend: Hey, I'm the scene! If you eat me this fic is no more! Finitto! PRONTO!
Daxter: Oh shut up Jak and eat
Jak: Ok then.
*They both eat like mad*
Lene: Eat all you can and even more, because you have to get ready for.
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Kiz: WHAT do they have to get ready for.?
Kaza: dun dun dun dunnnnnn
Kiz: What about we let the reviewers guess?
Beautlfly: And the prize will be.
Kaza: A cameo!
Kiz: But they won't know what their cameo will be.
But what do we care
Do you dare? We're really mean But you'll get the screen
Kaza: No more rhymes, please?
Kiz: Ok then. Just guess what the next chapter will be about
Beautifly: Roing, fighting, kissing, killing
Kaza: No killing, it's PG. That's why we can't kill Kid #34
Beautifly: Spilling, singing ("Kiz: Ach! Nooooo"), sleeping
AD: *from dark room under blocked trap door* I know I know!!!
All: SHUT UP
Kiz: Since AD is. preoccupied, I will do the reviews
*Shark: Geez, ok ok! You get s special part in the next chap, now that you insist so much.
There people, learn to review
There might be room for a cameo just for you, IF you review and guess what next chapter will be about. Just take a guess, we don't bite. much
*A related-to-nothing-end-note: I'M GOING TO ROOOOOME!!!!
Uuuu, uuuu, uuuu, in open space.
Kaza: Stop it! Yer embarrassing me!
Kiz: Look at me
Kaza: Why are you singing?
Kiz: I'm riding high
Kaza: YER CAN'T SING DAMMIT
Kiz: All the airborne must arrive the sky
Kaza: It's not even your song!
Kiz: Will I make it will it work all right? Will I make it through the night? Chorus.
Kaza: *pleading* PLEEEEZ stop!
Kiz: Ok, I'll stop
Kaza: *sighs* Thank you! BTW where's AD?
AD: *a voice comes from behind a sealed door and beneath a trap door in a very dark room* I'm here!
Beautifly: KIZ!?
Kiz: You called?
Beautifly: Why's AD locked away?
Kiz: It's anarchy. I'm taking over the next chapter too instead of only doing one, so I didn't want her to interrupt
Kaza: I told you she was crazy
Kiz: And proud of it. BTW I own nothing but my insanity.
-----
Chapter 06 - Dinner time!
Mandein: *steps on stage* Welcome to today's show. It will be featuring Jak! *Jak steps on stage*, Daxter *Daxter walks on stage with blue fur*, whoa what happened to you?
Daxter: It's not what happened to me, it's what's going to happen to that hairdresser-friend of your's.
Mandein: *rolls eyes* our audience, the kids! *Kids cheer* and last, but not least my co-host Lene
Lene: *walks on stage, bows and sends out kisses to the kids*
Kids: Ewww
Lene: HEY! Shut up you imbeciles!
Daxter: You don't even know what that means!
Lene: Hush! They don't know that I don't know that.
Mandein: That's enough you two! On with the program.
Daxter and Lene: Aww
Mandein: There goes reaching PG-13 sometime in the future.
Jak: You guys are weird!
Lene: That too
Daxter: -_- So, what do you have for us today?
Mandein: Dinner
Jak: DINNER!?
Daxter: *begins to drool* When, where?
Lene: Riiiight here!
*Some men come in with a large table and place it on the middle of the stage. After them come a line of waiters and set the table. And last, but not least - numerous chefs putting dish after dish of delicious food on the table*
Daxter: Yummie!
Lene: Take your seats boys
Both throw themselves at the vast amounts of food on the table.
Daxter: Is there more?
Lene: You bet! This is. was only the appetizer!
*A new line of chefs come in with even more dishes*
Jak: Eww, is that sardines?
Mandein: Well, yeah
Jak: I hate sardines
Lene: Err, we'll fix you something else *nods furiously*
Mandein: Yeah! WAITER!?
Waiter #3: Yes, ma'am
Mandein: DON'T CALL ME MA'AM!!! HOW DARE YOU!???
Waiter #3: *very polite tone* Oh, I'm sorry ma'am
Mandein: *Leaves the room in rage*
Jak: Thar she blows..
Daxter: Hey, waiter!
Waiter #3: Yes, ma'am
Daxter: HEY! I'm not a ma'am!
Jak: *snickers*
Waiter #3: I'm so sorry for calling you ma'am, ma'am
Daxter: That's it! I'm leaving for some place with PG-13-rating!
Waiter #3: Farewell, ma'am
Kid #2: Aww, the cute, furry pet's gonna leave!
Kids: Aww
Waiter #3: Kids, kids! Keep quiet please, my clients are eating.
Kid #5: Weirdo
Kids: Buuuh!
Daxter: That's it, I'm leaving! *leaves*
Lene: *to Jak* Geez, what's gotten into him?
Jak: I don't know. Maybe someone offended him. He's so easily upset
Lene: Aww, poor thing
Waiter #3: Any special requests for the main dish, ma'ams?
Jak: Did he just call me ma'am?
Lene: I think so. Waiter! Get another waiter, please?
Waiter #3: Yes, ma'am
Lene: note to self: Dispose of waiter #3.
Jak: Ok, now he's gone, let's get the other back here!
Lene: Yeah. MANDEIN, DAXTER! THE WAITER IS GONE!
Daxter: *from the other room* But the rating isn't! I'm staying! There's chocolate back stage
Jak: THERE'S CHOCOLATE BACK STAGE!?
Lene: Yeah, you know sugar. It's PG so we aren't allowed to drink.
Mandein: Lene. PG! Come back stage, guys! There's lots o' chocolate. Enough for everyone.
Lene: But what about the food?
Jak: Don't worry. Me'n Dax'll take care of that.
*Both go back stage*
-----
Scene: Back stage
Mandein: Oh hi! Who are you?
Scene: My name is Svend. You guys are heavy!
Lene: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FAT!?
Svend: Well, yeah!
Lene: ok
Jak: !? God, you're crazy, woman!
Lene: That too
Daxter: Hey Jak?
Jak: Yes, hon?
Daxter: Wadda ya say we ditch the girls and their chocolate and get some REAL food to eat?
Jak: Yeah, let's go some place private.
Mandein: @_@ OMG! Did he just say that!?
Svend: I guess so.
Mandein: That's just groase.
Daxter: I'll go get ready, be with you in two secs, hon *leaves*
Jak: Ok sugarpie
Mandein: Eww
Lene: Jak?
Jak: Yes?
Lene: You still like girls, right?
Daxter: *screeches from other room* I'm reeeeadiiiiiiiii!
Jak: Coming darling! *Leaves in a hurry*
Lene: *to mandein* What just happened?
Mandein: I don't know!
Svend: I think Vivian has something to do with this
Lene: *makes mental note to kill Vivian for stealing HER man*
Mandien: Hey, he's my man too!
Daxter: *from the other room* No, he's MINE now!
Jak: Oh honey pie; you're mine forever!
-----
Mandein: Three days later we let the two out of their isolation cells.
Svend: They were very hungry
Lene: And we took advantage of them
Jak: I'm starving
Mandein: Here, have some raw fat
Jak: That's groase, but I'll eat it anyway
Daxter: I'm dying of hunger here!
Lene: Here, eat some goat cheese
Daxter: That's like. Eww NO
Lene: What about some foie gras then?
Daxter: I'd throw up if you hadn't starved me, so I don't have anything to throw up
Lene: Oh shut up and eat!
Svend: But what about all the delicious food you have in the kitchen?
Jak: HEY!? You have some real food? Then why do I have to eat all this shit?
Lene: Sh*t, not shit
Jak: Ok, I'll try to remember that.
Mandein: Well, as long as you eat you can eat anything in the room.
Lene: Just not the kids.
Kids: *cheer*
Lene: Or us. And it would be a good idea to leave Svend too.
Jak: Why? He looks tasty.
Mandein and Lene: eww
Jak: What?
Svend: Hey, I'm the scene! If you eat me this fic is no more! Finitto! PRONTO!
Daxter: Oh shut up Jak and eat
Jak: Ok then.
*They both eat like mad*
Lene: Eat all you can and even more, because you have to get ready for.
-----
Kiz: WHAT do they have to get ready for.?
Kaza: dun dun dun dunnnnnn
Kiz: What about we let the reviewers guess?
Beautlfly: And the prize will be.
Kaza: A cameo!
Kiz: But they won't know what their cameo will be.
But what do we care
Do you dare? We're really mean But you'll get the screen
Kaza: No more rhymes, please?
Kiz: Ok then. Just guess what the next chapter will be about
Beautifly: Roing, fighting, kissing, killing
Kaza: No killing, it's PG. That's why we can't kill Kid #34
Beautifly: Spilling, singing ("Kiz: Ach! Nooooo"), sleeping
AD: *from dark room under blocked trap door* I know I know!!!
All: SHUT UP
Kiz: Since AD is. preoccupied, I will do the reviews
*Shark: Geez, ok ok! You get s special part in the next chap, now that you insist so much.
There people, learn to review
There might be room for a cameo just for you, IF you review and guess what next chapter will be about. Just take a guess, we don't bite. much
*A related-to-nothing-end-note: I'M GOING TO ROOOOOME!!!!