Kaza: Kiz and AD don't owned Jak or Daxter, or Nobinoir and Shark. But the
rest of them.
AD: Jak griwing BIG!
Jak: Shut up!
Daxter: You destroyed a half of the city!
Jak: What? It's only a story, you know!
Daxter: I know.
Beauty: JAKZILLA!
Jak: Very funny Beaut. -_-*
Beaut: ^_^
Kaza: Did I miss something?
Kiz: YEAH ME!
AD: We go back to the story!
***
The never started story
Chap 09: The attack of the 50 foot Jak
***
Reporter: We under break this program for special news. A monster from 40 feet, huh I mean, 50 feet attack the city! SOMEBODY EVACUATE THE CITY!
Jak: oops!
Random person 1: GIANT MONSTER!
Random person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Jak: SORRY! *Swing his arm around and hit a building* Oops!
Random person 3: GIANT!
Jak: *Steps back and hits a building and breaks it* Oh no! Why is everything so small if you are so big?
Random person 3: I don't know?
Jak: Can you help me?
Random person 3: NOT ME, I'M OUTTA OF HERE *Runs away and scream out loud*
Jak: WAIT! Oh, I have to go back to the studio. Maybe Mandein or Lene can help me out of this mess. *Try to walk back to the studio, steps by accident on a delivery car with oil, slipped back and go through a building. He land into a swimming pool.* Must I take a bath or something?
-------Back to the studio-----
Mandein: Come on Shark, spit Vivian out will ya?
Shark: NO!
Mandein: Please, we need her for Jak!
Shark: NO is NO, okay?
Mandein: -_-*
Nobinoir: I can help!
Lene: How?
Nobinoir: That's something; I must figure that out yet!
Daxter: OH GREAT! Jak walked with a huge of a side across the city!
Lene: And with no troubles. Jak is big enough to take care of himself.
Mandein: Not if the army are after him! And he destroyed a couple of buildings!
Daxter: That's true.
Lene: All right, I admit!
Jak: *Suddenly the earth start to move and a giant looked inside the studio*
Daxter: JAKZILLA!
Jak: Shut up.
Mandein: Jak, you're back!
Lene: Can I make jokes now?
Jak: NO! *then he grabbed Mandein* I wanna to be small again! It's not funny to be big!
Mandain: We're working on it!
Army: SHOOT ON THAT MONSTER!
Mandain: *Looked at the army and swing her arms around* NO! DON'T SHOOT HIM!
Jak: *Gets up and run away, with Mandein in his hand*
Nobinoir: He got Mandein!
Lene: *Cheers*
Daxter: *Slapped Lene*
Kis #34: *By the hospital, nurse had take care of his bones* (Remember that 10 feet Jak kick him hard in chapter 8) *Walks out of the hospital*
Jak: *Step on him*
Kid #34: Help. . . nurse . . . help?
-----Back in the studio------
Nobinoir: No jokes now!
Daxter: Are you saying that I'm FAT! I always want to say that!
Shark: You'll never get Viv back, she's mine! *Laughing out loud*
Nobinoir: We didn't need have Viv back! I know what for position it was!
Daxter: Grow position, right?
Nobinoir: Yes and I know what for position!
Lene: Spinach?
Nobinoir: Ones again! What's you're problem?
Daxter: Can we help Jak?
Nobinior: Yes, we can. But if had to be fast, Jak can grow too 100 feet, maybe bigger!
Daxter: *gulp* 0_0'
-----Back in the city-----
Jak: I'm big!
Mandein: I see.
Jak: Who can. . . the army!
Mandein: Man, they found you even in this BIG city!
Jak: Should we let BIG out of it?
Mandein: Huge?
Jak: No!
Mandein: Giant?
Jak: EVEN THAT!
Mandain: Sorry!
Army: We blast that. . .
Mandein: HE, A PG HERE!
Army: PG who?
Mandein: Never mind. -_-*
Jak: Should we make some PG-13?
Mandein: Are you saying that I'm FAT!
Jak: He, that's Lene's line!
Mandein: O yeah, sorry.
-----Back to the studio-----
Daxter: Have you the cure now?
Nobinoir: Not yet.
Daxter: You *Curse in all languages*
Nobinoir: 0_0' And this how they called a children program?
Lene: *Watches television with Shark* I bet that Jak breaks more buildings and he let Mandein go!
Shark: Than she fall real hard 0_0'
Lene: 50 feet? That's not big enough. He must let her go if he is 100 feet!
Shark: You're not normal.
Lene: No, I didn't eat spinach today, Jak did!
Shark: *rolled with her eyes*
-----Back to the city-----
Mandein: Good job Jak, we lost the army!
Jak: But, for how long? *Steps on a snack bar* ops.
Mandein: JAK!
Jak: I start to get hungry now! Where can I eat?
Mandein: Jak, you ate the whole city! Stop that!
Jak: With what?
Mandein: With stealing food out of buildings!
Jak: I didn't steal anything, I just borrow it!
Mandein: *Rolls eyes.*
Jak: *Walked to a bakery and break the roof of*
Mandein: Don't do it Jak!
Jak: *Ignore her and lay Mandein onto his shoulder*
Mandein: *Grabbed the scarf* Bad Giant!
Jak: What? Nobody knows who I am!
Reporter: Who can save the world from Jakzilla?
Jak: Okay, now they know. *Hits the reporter with his hand and gotta run for it*
Mandein: Why you hit him?
Jak: I don't know! *sighs* Just because I'm big I'm suddenly supposed to know EVERYTHING.
Mandein: Do me favor and go back to the studio!
Jak: NO! The army! *Point to plains from the army*
Mandein: They found us again!
Jak: What you mean US! They want ME!
Mandein: Okay?
Jak: *Turns around and see more plains* Oh man!
Mandein: What can we do?
Jak: *Looked at a huge building and starts to climb*
Mandein: Jak, what are you doing?
Jak: I don't know, but I saw this in a movie.
Mandein: Really and this is gonna work?
-----Back to the studio-----
Nobinoir: I'm finished!
Daxter: Finally!
Lene: You *bleep* fish!
Shark: No you are *bleep*!
Daxter: What's the matter!
Lene: Nothing!
Shark: Yeah! Mind your own business!
Daxter: 0_0
Nobinoir: Well, where we can find Jak?
Shark: On that skyscraper! *Point to the television*
-----Back to the city-----
Mandein: Great move Jak! Now we stuck here!
Jak: Huh, should I jump?
Mandein: WHAT!
Jak: Remember, this is a PG, nobody is gonna die.
Mandein: Only break some bones, ARE YOU OUTTA OF YOUR MIND!
Jak: Not yet.
Mandein: *Rolls eyes*
Army: Use the rocket!
Jak&Mandein: WHAT!?
Army: *Let the rocket go to Jak. Miss, but hit the building*
Jak: *Looked at it and smiled* We gonna fall.
Mandein: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! *Scream out loud when they fall of the building*
Jak: *Hit the ground, very hard* I'm still alive!
Madein: Great for you, but can you let go of me?
Jak: *Stands up and looks at Mandein, that try to stand up* Sorry.
Madein: No prob *fall again*
Jak: *Grabbed her and start to run again*
Army: He is still alive!
Commander: Darn him! Darn PG!
Army: PG who?
Commander: Never mind!
-----Back to the others-----
Lene: Where can be?
Nobinoir: LOOK OUT!
Jak: *Step right on them*
Daxter: Who can call the nurse?
Lene: No mom, I don't want to go to bed now!
Nobinoir: My bones!
Mandein: Jak?
Jak: Yeah?
Mandein: A few seconds ago, YOU STEPPED ON OUR FRIENDS!
Jak: Really?
Mandein: *Rolls eyes*
Nobinoir: We got the cure!
Mandein: GREAT!
Lene: WHAT GREAT! HE STEPPED ON US!
Mandein: I MEAN THE CURE YOU *speaks to much unfit language*
Lene: WHO YOU CALL *Speaks the unfit language as Mandein* YOU *More unfit language*
Jak: *Gonna sit on his knees*
Mandein: *Jumps off Jak's shoulder, fall on the ground, hard. Stood up and attack Lene*
Lene: *Fights back*
Jak: *Rolls eyes* did you have the cure?
Nobinoir: YES!
Jak: Quickly, the army is after me.
Lene: You *bleep* you got lucky! He stepped on me!
Mandein: Mine was worst! He fell on me!
Jak: *Pulled the two fighters of each other*
Nobinoir: First the cure, than fighting!
Mandein&Lene: Okay.
Jak: ARMY! ARMY!
Nobinoir: Do normal will ya?
Daxter: Just do it!
Nobinoir: *Drop some cure on the hand of Jak, and the cure goes across the body of Jak*
Jak: *Grows small again*
Army: Where is that Jakzilla go?
Commander: Just search for him!
-----Back to the studio-----
Mandein: Wow, we saved Jak just on time!
Lene: YEAH!
Daxter: And the show?
Mandein: Must go on!
Jak: The children? I scare them all!
Kid #34: Not me! I just go out of the hospital to annoying you!
Jak: OHHH SHUT UP! *Kicks Kid #34*
Daxter: Another 10 points for the flying act of Kid #34!
Mandein: We don't need any kids, we go further without them!
Daxter: YEAH!
Lene: We can make PG-13!
Mandein: YEAH!
Vivian: *Walks past them*
Lene: VIV, YOU'RE BACK!
Vivian: Shark got pain in her stomach.
Mandein: A big hug for Shark.
Shark: TRY IT AND I EAT YOU!
Mandein: 0_0'
Jak: And I'm finally normal. *Grabbed Vivian and throw her out of the studio* Before she makes me grow again!
***
AD: Jak is finally normal! *Savs Kiz from the dark room*
Kiz: LIGHT, AIR!
AD: Do normal.
Jak: I'm normal! *Start to dance*
Kiz: Should we make him big again?
AD: Maybe Daxter?
Kiz: NO, let him shrink!
Daxter: NOOOOOOO!
AD: Only kidding.
Kaza: Review!
*Nobinoir:
AD: I hope you like this one too ^_^
Jak: Me breaking buildings?
Kiz: Do more Jak!
Jak: NO!
AD: Come on Jak.
Jak: Okay, but first I step on you two and than I destroyed the whole city *Start to laugh evilly*
AD&Kiz: *Gulp*
Jak: ^_^
*Shark:
AD: Me like the word JAKZILLA too!
Kiz: Me too!
Jak: They got me in troubles, not them -_-*
AD: He, I could made you 100 feet too, you know!
Jak: 50 feet, a great number ^_^'
Kiz: Sure Jak. Everything for you, honey.
Beaut: Review please?
AD: Jak griwing BIG!
Jak: Shut up!
Daxter: You destroyed a half of the city!
Jak: What? It's only a story, you know!
Daxter: I know.
Beauty: JAKZILLA!
Jak: Very funny Beaut. -_-*
Beaut: ^_^
Kaza: Did I miss something?
Kiz: YEAH ME!
AD: We go back to the story!
***
The never started story
Chap 09: The attack of the 50 foot Jak
***
Reporter: We under break this program for special news. A monster from 40 feet, huh I mean, 50 feet attack the city! SOMEBODY EVACUATE THE CITY!
Jak: oops!
Random person 1: GIANT MONSTER!
Random person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Jak: SORRY! *Swing his arm around and hit a building* Oops!
Random person 3: GIANT!
Jak: *Steps back and hits a building and breaks it* Oh no! Why is everything so small if you are so big?
Random person 3: I don't know?
Jak: Can you help me?
Random person 3: NOT ME, I'M OUTTA OF HERE *Runs away and scream out loud*
Jak: WAIT! Oh, I have to go back to the studio. Maybe Mandein or Lene can help me out of this mess. *Try to walk back to the studio, steps by accident on a delivery car with oil, slipped back and go through a building. He land into a swimming pool.* Must I take a bath or something?
-------Back to the studio-----
Mandein: Come on Shark, spit Vivian out will ya?
Shark: NO!
Mandein: Please, we need her for Jak!
Shark: NO is NO, okay?
Mandein: -_-*
Nobinoir: I can help!
Lene: How?
Nobinoir: That's something; I must figure that out yet!
Daxter: OH GREAT! Jak walked with a huge of a side across the city!
Lene: And with no troubles. Jak is big enough to take care of himself.
Mandein: Not if the army are after him! And he destroyed a couple of buildings!
Daxter: That's true.
Lene: All right, I admit!
Jak: *Suddenly the earth start to move and a giant looked inside the studio*
Daxter: JAKZILLA!
Jak: Shut up.
Mandein: Jak, you're back!
Lene: Can I make jokes now?
Jak: NO! *then he grabbed Mandein* I wanna to be small again! It's not funny to be big!
Mandain: We're working on it!
Army: SHOOT ON THAT MONSTER!
Mandain: *Looked at the army and swing her arms around* NO! DON'T SHOOT HIM!
Jak: *Gets up and run away, with Mandein in his hand*
Nobinoir: He got Mandein!
Lene: *Cheers*
Daxter: *Slapped Lene*
Kis #34: *By the hospital, nurse had take care of his bones* (Remember that 10 feet Jak kick him hard in chapter 8) *Walks out of the hospital*
Jak: *Step on him*
Kid #34: Help. . . nurse . . . help?
-----Back in the studio------
Nobinoir: No jokes now!
Daxter: Are you saying that I'm FAT! I always want to say that!
Shark: You'll never get Viv back, she's mine! *Laughing out loud*
Nobinoir: We didn't need have Viv back! I know what for position it was!
Daxter: Grow position, right?
Nobinoir: Yes and I know what for position!
Lene: Spinach?
Nobinoir: Ones again! What's you're problem?
Daxter: Can we help Jak?
Nobinior: Yes, we can. But if had to be fast, Jak can grow too 100 feet, maybe bigger!
Daxter: *gulp* 0_0'
-----Back in the city-----
Jak: I'm big!
Mandein: I see.
Jak: Who can. . . the army!
Mandein: Man, they found you even in this BIG city!
Jak: Should we let BIG out of it?
Mandein: Huge?
Jak: No!
Mandein: Giant?
Jak: EVEN THAT!
Mandain: Sorry!
Army: We blast that. . .
Mandein: HE, A PG HERE!
Army: PG who?
Mandein: Never mind. -_-*
Jak: Should we make some PG-13?
Mandein: Are you saying that I'm FAT!
Jak: He, that's Lene's line!
Mandein: O yeah, sorry.
-----Back to the studio-----
Daxter: Have you the cure now?
Nobinoir: Not yet.
Daxter: You *Curse in all languages*
Nobinoir: 0_0' And this how they called a children program?
Lene: *Watches television with Shark* I bet that Jak breaks more buildings and he let Mandein go!
Shark: Than she fall real hard 0_0'
Lene: 50 feet? That's not big enough. He must let her go if he is 100 feet!
Shark: You're not normal.
Lene: No, I didn't eat spinach today, Jak did!
Shark: *rolled with her eyes*
-----Back to the city-----
Mandein: Good job Jak, we lost the army!
Jak: But, for how long? *Steps on a snack bar* ops.
Mandein: JAK!
Jak: I start to get hungry now! Where can I eat?
Mandein: Jak, you ate the whole city! Stop that!
Jak: With what?
Mandein: With stealing food out of buildings!
Jak: I didn't steal anything, I just borrow it!
Mandein: *Rolls eyes.*
Jak: *Walked to a bakery and break the roof of*
Mandein: Don't do it Jak!
Jak: *Ignore her and lay Mandein onto his shoulder*
Mandein: *Grabbed the scarf* Bad Giant!
Jak: What? Nobody knows who I am!
Reporter: Who can save the world from Jakzilla?
Jak: Okay, now they know. *Hits the reporter with his hand and gotta run for it*
Mandein: Why you hit him?
Jak: I don't know! *sighs* Just because I'm big I'm suddenly supposed to know EVERYTHING.
Mandein: Do me favor and go back to the studio!
Jak: NO! The army! *Point to plains from the army*
Mandein: They found us again!
Jak: What you mean US! They want ME!
Mandein: Okay?
Jak: *Turns around and see more plains* Oh man!
Mandein: What can we do?
Jak: *Looked at a huge building and starts to climb*
Mandein: Jak, what are you doing?
Jak: I don't know, but I saw this in a movie.
Mandein: Really and this is gonna work?
-----Back to the studio-----
Nobinoir: I'm finished!
Daxter: Finally!
Lene: You *bleep* fish!
Shark: No you are *bleep*!
Daxter: What's the matter!
Lene: Nothing!
Shark: Yeah! Mind your own business!
Daxter: 0_0
Nobinoir: Well, where we can find Jak?
Shark: On that skyscraper! *Point to the television*
-----Back to the city-----
Mandein: Great move Jak! Now we stuck here!
Jak: Huh, should I jump?
Mandein: WHAT!
Jak: Remember, this is a PG, nobody is gonna die.
Mandein: Only break some bones, ARE YOU OUTTA OF YOUR MIND!
Jak: Not yet.
Mandein: *Rolls eyes*
Army: Use the rocket!
Jak&Mandein: WHAT!?
Army: *Let the rocket go to Jak. Miss, but hit the building*
Jak: *Looked at it and smiled* We gonna fall.
Mandein: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! *Scream out loud when they fall of the building*
Jak: *Hit the ground, very hard* I'm still alive!
Madein: Great for you, but can you let go of me?
Jak: *Stands up and looks at Mandein, that try to stand up* Sorry.
Madein: No prob *fall again*
Jak: *Grabbed her and start to run again*
Army: He is still alive!
Commander: Darn him! Darn PG!
Army: PG who?
Commander: Never mind!
-----Back to the others-----
Lene: Where can be?
Nobinoir: LOOK OUT!
Jak: *Step right on them*
Daxter: Who can call the nurse?
Lene: No mom, I don't want to go to bed now!
Nobinoir: My bones!
Mandein: Jak?
Jak: Yeah?
Mandein: A few seconds ago, YOU STEPPED ON OUR FRIENDS!
Jak: Really?
Mandein: *Rolls eyes*
Nobinoir: We got the cure!
Mandein: GREAT!
Lene: WHAT GREAT! HE STEPPED ON US!
Mandein: I MEAN THE CURE YOU *speaks to much unfit language*
Lene: WHO YOU CALL *Speaks the unfit language as Mandein* YOU *More unfit language*
Jak: *Gonna sit on his knees*
Mandein: *Jumps off Jak's shoulder, fall on the ground, hard. Stood up and attack Lene*
Lene: *Fights back*
Jak: *Rolls eyes* did you have the cure?
Nobinoir: YES!
Jak: Quickly, the army is after me.
Lene: You *bleep* you got lucky! He stepped on me!
Mandein: Mine was worst! He fell on me!
Jak: *Pulled the two fighters of each other*
Nobinoir: First the cure, than fighting!
Mandein&Lene: Okay.
Jak: ARMY! ARMY!
Nobinoir: Do normal will ya?
Daxter: Just do it!
Nobinoir: *Drop some cure on the hand of Jak, and the cure goes across the body of Jak*
Jak: *Grows small again*
Army: Where is that Jakzilla go?
Commander: Just search for him!
-----Back to the studio-----
Mandein: Wow, we saved Jak just on time!
Lene: YEAH!
Daxter: And the show?
Mandein: Must go on!
Jak: The children? I scare them all!
Kid #34: Not me! I just go out of the hospital to annoying you!
Jak: OHHH SHUT UP! *Kicks Kid #34*
Daxter: Another 10 points for the flying act of Kid #34!
Mandein: We don't need any kids, we go further without them!
Daxter: YEAH!
Lene: We can make PG-13!
Mandein: YEAH!
Vivian: *Walks past them*
Lene: VIV, YOU'RE BACK!
Vivian: Shark got pain in her stomach.
Mandein: A big hug for Shark.
Shark: TRY IT AND I EAT YOU!
Mandein: 0_0'
Jak: And I'm finally normal. *Grabbed Vivian and throw her out of the studio* Before she makes me grow again!
***
AD: Jak is finally normal! *Savs Kiz from the dark room*
Kiz: LIGHT, AIR!
AD: Do normal.
Jak: I'm normal! *Start to dance*
Kiz: Should we make him big again?
AD: Maybe Daxter?
Kiz: NO, let him shrink!
Daxter: NOOOOOOO!
AD: Only kidding.
Kaza: Review!
*Nobinoir:
AD: I hope you like this one too ^_^
Jak: Me breaking buildings?
Kiz: Do more Jak!
Jak: NO!
AD: Come on Jak.
Jak: Okay, but first I step on you two and than I destroyed the whole city *Start to laugh evilly*
AD&Kiz: *Gulp*
Jak: ^_^
*Shark:
AD: Me like the word JAKZILLA too!
Kiz: Me too!
Jak: They got me in troubles, not them -_-*
AD: He, I could made you 100 feet too, you know!
Jak: 50 feet, a great number ^_^'
Kiz: Sure Jak. Everything for you, honey.
Beaut: Review please?