AD: Were back
Kiz: Sorry it took so long
AD: But were back
Kiz: In black
Kaza: Geez, get over with the fic now
Beauty: Yeah, this story is all crazy enough and with you girls. . .
AD: Shut up Beauty, we try to be funny
Kiz: So we can make this fic silly
Kaza: Are you BOTH rhyming now?
AD: Us?
Kiz: We wouldn't
Kaza: I just though.
Beauty: Me too
AD: We go further with the chapter now
Kiz: Be afraid, be very afraid *evil laugh*
Beauty: Poor Jak
Kaza: And Daxter
***
The never started story
Chap11: The Blue Oyster Bar, oh-ho
***
Mandein: Yes
Lene: No
Mandein: Yes
Lene: No
Random person: Can you two please stop with that yes and no stuff. It's been going on for almost one hour now
Mandein: So long?
Lene: Cool, and people say that I can't keep a proper conversation going
Mandein: Oh no, we must keep looking Lene, the boys are probably back to normal again after Viv's potion
Lene: They are?
Mandein: The effect must have worn off. Oh no
Lene: What's the matter?
Mandein: Here they come!
Jak: *Pushed Mandein and Lene out of the way* Sorry, but Daxter and I should find him first
Mandein: You'll have to fight me first. Lene go search for the Kid #34, I handle it off with the boys
Lene: Okay, sure you feel like being mauled alone?
Mandein: Its only chance to survive this chapter, now go!
Lene: *Runs off to search for Kid #34*
Mandein: *Goes after the boys* I must keep them busy, but with what? *She ran into a alley and saw suddenly a sign with the inscription 'Blue Oyster Bar' and gets an evil grin on her face* COOL!
--------back to the boys-------
Daxter: Where do we look first?
Jak: I do not know Dax
Daxter: Look Jak, that sign over there!
Jak: Where?
Daxter: Where it says 'Kid #34, this way'
Jak: I don't know, maybe it's a trap
Daxter: Or not.?
Jak: Okay, we go for a look
*They walk to it and opened a door under the signed board. Even they looked at each other and then they walked inside and they see. . .*
Daxter: Holy Gems! Where are the girls here? I mean this is a bar right?
Jak: Dax, I think this is a trap
Daxter: What you mean?
Jak: This is not the place where Kid #34 is!
Daxter: What is this then?
Mandein: Hi guys.
Jak: *Turns back together with Daxter and sees Mandein by the door* You fucking girl, you tricked us! Wait, I may cursing again!
Mandein: Welcome in the Blue Oyster Bar!
Jak&Dax: BLUE OYSTER!
Mandein: *Locks the door*
Jak: *Try to break open the door, but fails (A/N: coughCOMPLETELYcough)* Open the door Mandein, before I get really angry!
Daxter: Jak, this doesn't look good
Jak: What? *Looked at the a lot of guys, who watching them with loving eyes* Dax?
Daxter: Yes?
Jak: prepare for a long night!
Daxter: Oh no. . .
------Back to the girls------
Mandein: Lene, where are you?
Lene: Here, I found a lot of Kid #34
Mandein: Let me see, okay we have the pieces of Kid #34, I think
Lene: Come on, let we put him together before Jak find us!
Mandein: We got the entire night. . .
Lene: What did you do to them?
Mandein: Well, let me tell you about that they are really busy the whole night long
Lene: You mean. . .
Mandein: *Grins evilly*
-----In the Blue Oyster Bar------
Jak: If I ever, EVER get those two girls, I slice them into pieces!
Daxter: May I drink now, so I can forget this evil night!
Random yaoi guy: Yo! Light hair boy, you look tasty to dance
Jak: Stay away from me!
Random yaoi guy: *Grabbed Jak and start to dance with him*
Daxter: I want some beer here! I want to forget this night! Heaven for beer here, please?
------Back to the girls-----
Mandein: I got the right arm complete
Lene: And I the left one
Kid #34: Can you too hurry up, I want my body back
Mandein: Put a sock in it -_-
Lene: Yeah, we work as fast as we can and we got a long night
Kid #34 *Signs*
--------Back to the bar-------
Jak: Dax! Stay away from me!
Daxter: But I love you, man! Kiss me!
Jak: That last couple of beers was a little too much for ya
Daxter: No way, this is a bar for men, I love this place!
Jak: Can somebody help me before I kill someone!
-------Back to the girls------
Mandein: Finally, it takes the whole night, but we finally rescue that Kid #34
Lene: Yeah, but it ain't easy putting a guy together without an inscription
Mandein: Oh man
Kid #34: Why, thank you, but I still stay the annoying Kid
Mandein: I know, but so long you stay alive, we live on
Kid #34: Yeah! I still stay the annoying Kid!
Lene: Oh man
Mandein: Hey, that's my line, give it back!
Lene: Hmmm, okay
Kid #34: Where have I heard that before?
Lene: Asshole!
-------Back to the boys------
Jak: Finally, I escaped from those yaoi guys!
Daxter: Jak, where are you?
Jak: But not from that drunken Ottsel
Daxter: *Jumped at Jak's chest and kiss him right on his lips* I love ya man!
Jak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---
AD: What happen next?
Kiz: Will Jak ever, EVER kill Lene and Mandein?
AD: I hope not
Kiz: And Daxter? Should he get a big headache?
AD: I hope so
Jak: I hate them!
AD: And we love you
Kiz: Reviews!
AD: Nobinoir, Thanks for the review
Jak: And she likes this fic?
AD: Yeah
Jak: Huh, ok? 0_0'
Kiz: Shark, I hope you enjoy this yaoi stuff too ^_^
Daxter: You tricked us to go to The Blue Oyster Bar!
Kiz: No, AD did it, she has write this chapter
Jak: WHAT! Since when she write yaoi?
AD: He he, I start to draw it too ^_^'
Jak: You little. . .
AD: Help 0_0'
Kiz: Until the next chapter
Kaza: And review please
Beauty: But no flames
Kiz: Sorry it took so long
AD: But were back
Kiz: In black
Kaza: Geez, get over with the fic now
Beauty: Yeah, this story is all crazy enough and with you girls. . .
AD: Shut up Beauty, we try to be funny
Kiz: So we can make this fic silly
Kaza: Are you BOTH rhyming now?
AD: Us?
Kiz: We wouldn't
Kaza: I just though.
Beauty: Me too
AD: We go further with the chapter now
Kiz: Be afraid, be very afraid *evil laugh*
Beauty: Poor Jak
Kaza: And Daxter
***
The never started story
Chap11: The Blue Oyster Bar, oh-ho
***
Mandein: Yes
Lene: No
Mandein: Yes
Lene: No
Random person: Can you two please stop with that yes and no stuff. It's been going on for almost one hour now
Mandein: So long?
Lene: Cool, and people say that I can't keep a proper conversation going
Mandein: Oh no, we must keep looking Lene, the boys are probably back to normal again after Viv's potion
Lene: They are?
Mandein: The effect must have worn off. Oh no
Lene: What's the matter?
Mandein: Here they come!
Jak: *Pushed Mandein and Lene out of the way* Sorry, but Daxter and I should find him first
Mandein: You'll have to fight me first. Lene go search for the Kid #34, I handle it off with the boys
Lene: Okay, sure you feel like being mauled alone?
Mandein: Its only chance to survive this chapter, now go!
Lene: *Runs off to search for Kid #34*
Mandein: *Goes after the boys* I must keep them busy, but with what? *She ran into a alley and saw suddenly a sign with the inscription 'Blue Oyster Bar' and gets an evil grin on her face* COOL!
--------back to the boys-------
Daxter: Where do we look first?
Jak: I do not know Dax
Daxter: Look Jak, that sign over there!
Jak: Where?
Daxter: Where it says 'Kid #34, this way'
Jak: I don't know, maybe it's a trap
Daxter: Or not.?
Jak: Okay, we go for a look
*They walk to it and opened a door under the signed board. Even they looked at each other and then they walked inside and they see. . .*
Daxter: Holy Gems! Where are the girls here? I mean this is a bar right?
Jak: Dax, I think this is a trap
Daxter: What you mean?
Jak: This is not the place where Kid #34 is!
Daxter: What is this then?
Mandein: Hi guys.
Jak: *Turns back together with Daxter and sees Mandein by the door* You fucking girl, you tricked us! Wait, I may cursing again!
Mandein: Welcome in the Blue Oyster Bar!
Jak&Dax: BLUE OYSTER!
Mandein: *Locks the door*
Jak: *Try to break open the door, but fails (A/N: coughCOMPLETELYcough)* Open the door Mandein, before I get really angry!
Daxter: Jak, this doesn't look good
Jak: What? *Looked at the a lot of guys, who watching them with loving eyes* Dax?
Daxter: Yes?
Jak: prepare for a long night!
Daxter: Oh no. . .
------Back to the girls------
Mandein: Lene, where are you?
Lene: Here, I found a lot of Kid #34
Mandein: Let me see, okay we have the pieces of Kid #34, I think
Lene: Come on, let we put him together before Jak find us!
Mandein: We got the entire night. . .
Lene: What did you do to them?
Mandein: Well, let me tell you about that they are really busy the whole night long
Lene: You mean. . .
Mandein: *Grins evilly*
-----In the Blue Oyster Bar------
Jak: If I ever, EVER get those two girls, I slice them into pieces!
Daxter: May I drink now, so I can forget this evil night!
Random yaoi guy: Yo! Light hair boy, you look tasty to dance
Jak: Stay away from me!
Random yaoi guy: *Grabbed Jak and start to dance with him*
Daxter: I want some beer here! I want to forget this night! Heaven for beer here, please?
------Back to the girls-----
Mandein: I got the right arm complete
Lene: And I the left one
Kid #34: Can you too hurry up, I want my body back
Mandein: Put a sock in it -_-
Lene: Yeah, we work as fast as we can and we got a long night
Kid #34 *Signs*
--------Back to the bar-------
Jak: Dax! Stay away from me!
Daxter: But I love you, man! Kiss me!
Jak: That last couple of beers was a little too much for ya
Daxter: No way, this is a bar for men, I love this place!
Jak: Can somebody help me before I kill someone!
-------Back to the girls------
Mandein: Finally, it takes the whole night, but we finally rescue that Kid #34
Lene: Yeah, but it ain't easy putting a guy together without an inscription
Mandein: Oh man
Kid #34: Why, thank you, but I still stay the annoying Kid
Mandein: I know, but so long you stay alive, we live on
Kid #34: Yeah! I still stay the annoying Kid!
Lene: Oh man
Mandein: Hey, that's my line, give it back!
Lene: Hmmm, okay
Kid #34: Where have I heard that before?
Lene: Asshole!
-------Back to the boys------
Jak: Finally, I escaped from those yaoi guys!
Daxter: Jak, where are you?
Jak: But not from that drunken Ottsel
Daxter: *Jumped at Jak's chest and kiss him right on his lips* I love ya man!
Jak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---
AD: What happen next?
Kiz: Will Jak ever, EVER kill Lene and Mandein?
AD: I hope not
Kiz: And Daxter? Should he get a big headache?
AD: I hope so
Jak: I hate them!
AD: And we love you
Kiz: Reviews!
AD: Nobinoir, Thanks for the review
Jak: And she likes this fic?
AD: Yeah
Jak: Huh, ok? 0_0'
Kiz: Shark, I hope you enjoy this yaoi stuff too ^_^
Daxter: You tricked us to go to The Blue Oyster Bar!
Kiz: No, AD did it, she has write this chapter
Jak: WHAT! Since when she write yaoi?
AD: He he, I start to draw it too ^_^'
Jak: You little. . .
AD: Help 0_0'
Kiz: Until the next chapter
Kaza: And review please
Beauty: But no flames