Kiz: You start
AD: No you
Kiz: Why me?
AD: Because
Jak: Can't you just get on with it?
AD: No, first fighting with you
Jak: -_-*
Kiz: We start
***
The never started story
Chapter 12: Alas, the end is near. . .
***
Mandein: Where we can hide Kid#34 for Jak and Daxter?
Lene: We can always attach the arms to his head so he can run from the boys.
Kid #34: HEY!?
Mandein: What a splendid idea!
Man&Len: *Attaches miscellaneous parts to Kid#34*
Kid #34: Oh gee, all brains and brawns now, huh?
Lene: Yup, just what I was thinking
Mandein: Hihihi *Evil Grin*
***
Jak: Dax! Stop with that kissing!
Daxter: Why?!
Jak: Stop or suffer the consequences.
Daxter: Are you threatening me?
Jak: Not any more! *Kicks Daxter* 10 points for moi ^_^
***
*The girls and Kid #34 walk down the street in search for more random corners and pieces of Kid*
Lene: You looks so funny *giggles*
Kid #34: No I don't *waddles on*
Mandein: Yes you do *laughs*
Kid #34: STOP THAT! I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE THIS *stand on one hand and points at the girls*
Lene: *dies laughing*
Mandein: Oh crap! *revives Lene*
Kid#34: Maybe I should let me catch by those two, and then you die with me! *Evil Laugh*
Mandein: 0_0
Lene: Don't do that! *starts to beg* We wanna live longer than today
Mandein: Huh, Jakzilla 0_0'
Lene: Forget that name!
Mandein: Why? I say only Jakzilla because he'll find us! *Points behind Lene*
Lene: Aaaaaaaaargh *grabs Kid #34 and runs away*
Mandein: Hey wait for meeeeee *is grabbed by Jakzilla* NOOOOOOOOOOO
Daxter: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees *from up on Jakzilla's shoulder*
Jak: Hey, stop calling me Jakzilla!!
Mandein: Why? It's your nickname
Jak: *Rolls eyes*
Daxter: Yeah! Jakzi. . . I mean big guy ^_^'
Jak: I want to speak the authors that write this fic
Mandein: I can arrange a meeting if you let me go! *nods furiously*
Daxter: It's a trap, Jakzzzzzz
Jak: Care to finish that, furball?
Daxter: Hey, just trying to be polite here by calling you Jaks. . . err *sweatdrop*
Mandein: . . .*to herself* And I'm just trying to save my life by getting out of here...
Jak: What you say?
Mandein: Uh, nothing! *fake smile*
***
Lene: *pant* Ok, I think we lost them *looks back and doesn't see Jakz- mmmnm*
Kid #34: Yeah, but the oh-so great Lene also lost the oh-so-holy Mandein
Lene: We loose Mandein? *cheers*
Kid#34: 0_o'
Lene: Finally, I are rid of that girl!
Kid#34: But what if Jak catch her?
Lene: . . .
Kid#34: You should try to trade Mandein for me
Lene: Crap
***
Setting: Room
Daxter: Wow, some author who could come up with THAT!
Lene: I want Mandein back
Jak: We want Kid #34
Mandein: LENE!!! We're going to DIE if they get him!
Lene: We will? Crap
Daxter: Hand over the goods, honey and we'll be rollin'
Lene: Downhill *pushes J&D out over nearby cliff - conveniently placed*
Mandein: Wow Lene, you've come to rescue me!
Lene: No, I only save Kid#34 and rescue some food from Jakzilla *Start to eat some sandwiches*
Mandein: Great friend your are -_-*
Lene: ^_^
Mandein: Let gets out of here before they come back!
Jak: Too late girls
Both: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! *run around in panic and bump into each other*
Kid #34: Laters *runs out backdoor*
Dax&Len&Man: Crap
Jak: *bleep* Hey!?
Mandein: You're not allowed to swear outside the Blue Oyster Bar
Jak: *bleep*
Lene: Gotta run an errand *leaves*
Daxter: She's running away, she's running away!
Jak: She is? *looks up and sees the door slam* *bleep*
J&D: *Run out the door after Lene*
Mandein: *confused* Did I miss something? *looks around* Hey, wait for meeeeeeeeee! *runs after J&D*
***
Kid#34: *Still running* I must loose those four idiots!
Lene: Who you call a idiot, idiot?
Kid#34: You and that Jakzilla freak!
Jak: Hey! *bleeep* you *bleep* Darn those Bleeps!
Daxter: Everybody call you Jakzilla now!
Jak: Shut up
Random person: Hey Jakzilla!
Jak: Where is that grown potion? Than I let myself grow again and crush this city into dust especially Mandein and Lene!
Lene: *gulp*
Mandein: *sees scene and decides to run after Kid #34 instead* Crazy crazy people
Lene: *pushes Random person up to Jakzilla* Here you go, ask for an autograph...
RaPe (A/N: NOT INTENDED): Hey big guy, can I have your autograph?
Jak: Why yes! *finds pen and paper and writes down a long note for the Random Person*
Lene: Up up and awayyyy *runs out to search for Mandein*
***
Kid #34: *is out of the city now, still running* Must. Lose. Idiots!
***
Len&Man: *Run together and search for more pieces of Kid #34*
Lene: Head
Mandein: Check
Lene: Arms
Mandein: Check. . . sort of
Lene: ANYWAYS. . . Legs
Mandein: Check
Lene: Groase parts
Mandein: Check
Lene: Ok, what did we miss?
Mandein: Hmm, the liver . . .
Lene: Isn't the liver part of the groace parts?
Jak: Looking for this...? *holds up Kid #34's liver*
Mandein: Groase Jak! You keep the liver in your hands!
Jak: What? You keep the others things in your hands?
Mandein: . . .
Lene: Give it to us
Jak: Only if we can get Kid#34
Mandein: Come on Jak, why can't we be just friends?
Jak: Friends! Friends! You two embarrassing me the whole story long and then you suspect that we become friends?
Mandein: Well, yes?
Jak: Stop calling me Jakzilla then, let me and Daxter go back to Haven City and maybe, just maybe we become friends or I kill you both
Mandein: Huh? Ok Jakzilla?
Jak: STOP CALLING ME THAT! *Grabbed his scattergun* I smell blood this evening *Evil laugh*
M&L: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLPP!
***
Kid #34: *is stopped and looks out over an edge. There is nothing beside the edge* Crap
***
Lene: EEHEEEHEE BOO
Jak: *gets scared* Aargh *drops gun*
Lene: And now we run. . .
Daxter: Stop the rhyming crap!
Mandein: To find Kid #34 we'll need a map
Daxter: I said, stop with that rhyming!
Lene: Why?
Jak: They just embarrassing me
Mandein: We gonna run now, bye
Jak: Wait!
Mandein: What?
Jak: Look over there its Dark Jak!
Mandein: Where? I can't find him!
Lene: You crazy idiot! You felt for that trap!
Mandein: really?
Lene: No I'm just joking about J&D getting ahead of us because you ABSOLUTELY had to look for the alter ego of the guy you're standing face-to- face to
Mandein: Oh
***
J&D: *Runs, further, further*
Jak: I noticed that!
Authors: SORRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!
Jak: Geez, like we didn't notice.
***
Kid #34: No, it can't be!!!
Lene: Yes it can, now come here and we'll put you together
Mandein: err, how did we just end up here?
Lene: Talent... Don't ask
Kid #34: I bet you cheated!
Lene: Did not!
Kid : Did too!
Lene: Did not!
Kid#34: Did too
Mandein: Talent? When you got talent?
Lene: Talent. *whistles* Should I kill you?
Mandein: Where have I heard that before?
Lene: It is your line
Mandein: Oh yeah, give it back!
Daxter: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Its MY line!
Mandein: Oh no, there is Jakzilla again with his rodent!
Daxter: Hey, take that back!
Mandein: No
Daxter: *Start to fight with Mandein*
Jak&Len: *Rolls eyes*
Kid#34: Oh boy, I stand here with idiots!
Lene: Are you saying that I'm fat?
Jak: God no, please don't start THAT again!
Mandein: *starts to put Kid #34 back together* Darn this kind of thing should come with a "help for dummies" book
Kid #34: More likely for brain-dead blondes. . .
Mandein: I'm not blonde!
Lene: Tis ME who's blonde!
Jak: me too
Daxter: I was red ^_^
Mandein: Yo, orange furball. Shut up!
Daxter: What Brownie!
Mandein: Is that a nickname?
Daxter: Thanks for that Brownie!
Mandein: Shut up
Gandalf *enters stage* Before I was grey, now I am white (N/A Gandalf from LOTR if you didn't notice yet 0_~)
Lene: Ok, gramps, we're having a fight here and there isn't room for one more
Gandalf: Come on, let me be the Deus Ex Machina, please? (A/N: New person who enters and solves the conflict)
Lene: No
Mandein: Come on, Gandalf clearly wants to be part of this and we can't solve it ourselves
Lene: Ok then...
Gandalf: *waves staff. With a poof Kid #34 disappears*
Lene: Hey!? We don't want to die!!
Gandalf: You won't die... yet
*everything goes dark*
***
2 minutes later
Lene: *Wakes up in front of a TV and the PS2 is on, showing the pause screen from Jak II* Mandein? *shakes her* Wake up
Mandein: Huh, what?
Lene: We fell asleep?
Mandein: Really?
***
*At the Naughty Ottsel*
Daxter: Jak? *shakes him* Wake up
Jak: Huh, what?
Daxter: We fell asleep?
Jak: Really?
***
Lene: It's just a dream, even though it seemed real
Mandein: Sad, huh?
Lene: Yeah. . . *She grabs the controller, pushes the start button and they continue playing*
***
Jak: Glad it was just a dream- then the girls won't return
Dax: Yeah, phew!
Jak: Uhh, Dax?
Daxter: Yeah?
Jak: I think I found something *pulls out Kid #34's liver*
Both : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAargh
Kid#34: And now it's my turn! *Really evil laugh*
***
AD: This was the last chapter of The Never Started Story
Kiz: I hope you have really enjoy this story
Kaza: Finally, they are finished
Beautyfly: Really? I got a bad feeling about the last sentences. With Kid #34
Kaza: Ohhh please, not a sequel
Kid#34: Yesssssssss! I want some revenge on those four idiots
AD: Who you call idiots, idiot -_-*
Kiz: Forget him, let's go to the reviews
AD: Shark, thanks for the review ^_^
Kiz: Yeah and we think up more madness for Jakie-boy in the sequel
Jak: *Thinking* And I must think up something for a AD and Kiz madness!
AD&Kiz: 0_0'
Kid#34: I'll be back *Evil laugh as those from Dracula*
Jak: Oh shut up! *Blast Kid#34 away with his scatter gun* Man, I hate that *bleep* guy! And I hate those *bleep* bleeps!
AD&Kiz: Until the sequel and review please ^_^
Jak: DAX! RUN TO THE HILLS! THE GIRLS WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL OF THIS CRAZY FIC!
AD: He'll wait for us!
Kiz: Yeah, we need you to make the sequel! *Chases together with AD, Jak and Daxter*
AD: No you
Kiz: Why me?
AD: Because
Jak: Can't you just get on with it?
AD: No, first fighting with you
Jak: -_-*
Kiz: We start
***
The never started story
Chapter 12: Alas, the end is near. . .
***
Mandein: Where we can hide Kid#34 for Jak and Daxter?
Lene: We can always attach the arms to his head so he can run from the boys.
Kid #34: HEY!?
Mandein: What a splendid idea!
Man&Len: *Attaches miscellaneous parts to Kid#34*
Kid #34: Oh gee, all brains and brawns now, huh?
Lene: Yup, just what I was thinking
Mandein: Hihihi *Evil Grin*
***
Jak: Dax! Stop with that kissing!
Daxter: Why?!
Jak: Stop or suffer the consequences.
Daxter: Are you threatening me?
Jak: Not any more! *Kicks Daxter* 10 points for moi ^_^
***
*The girls and Kid #34 walk down the street in search for more random corners and pieces of Kid*
Lene: You looks so funny *giggles*
Kid #34: No I don't *waddles on*
Mandein: Yes you do *laughs*
Kid #34: STOP THAT! I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE THIS *stand on one hand and points at the girls*
Lene: *dies laughing*
Mandein: Oh crap! *revives Lene*
Kid#34: Maybe I should let me catch by those two, and then you die with me! *Evil Laugh*
Mandein: 0_0
Lene: Don't do that! *starts to beg* We wanna live longer than today
Mandein: Huh, Jakzilla 0_0'
Lene: Forget that name!
Mandein: Why? I say only Jakzilla because he'll find us! *Points behind Lene*
Lene: Aaaaaaaaargh *grabs Kid #34 and runs away*
Mandein: Hey wait for meeeeee *is grabbed by Jakzilla* NOOOOOOOOOOO
Daxter: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees *from up on Jakzilla's shoulder*
Jak: Hey, stop calling me Jakzilla!!
Mandein: Why? It's your nickname
Jak: *Rolls eyes*
Daxter: Yeah! Jakzi. . . I mean big guy ^_^'
Jak: I want to speak the authors that write this fic
Mandein: I can arrange a meeting if you let me go! *nods furiously*
Daxter: It's a trap, Jakzzzzzz
Jak: Care to finish that, furball?
Daxter: Hey, just trying to be polite here by calling you Jaks. . . err *sweatdrop*
Mandein: . . .*to herself* And I'm just trying to save my life by getting out of here...
Jak: What you say?
Mandein: Uh, nothing! *fake smile*
***
Lene: *pant* Ok, I think we lost them *looks back and doesn't see Jakz- mmmnm*
Kid #34: Yeah, but the oh-so great Lene also lost the oh-so-holy Mandein
Lene: We loose Mandein? *cheers*
Kid#34: 0_o'
Lene: Finally, I are rid of that girl!
Kid#34: But what if Jak catch her?
Lene: . . .
Kid#34: You should try to trade Mandein for me
Lene: Crap
***
Setting: Room
Daxter: Wow, some author who could come up with THAT!
Lene: I want Mandein back
Jak: We want Kid #34
Mandein: LENE!!! We're going to DIE if they get him!
Lene: We will? Crap
Daxter: Hand over the goods, honey and we'll be rollin'
Lene: Downhill *pushes J&D out over nearby cliff - conveniently placed*
Mandein: Wow Lene, you've come to rescue me!
Lene: No, I only save Kid#34 and rescue some food from Jakzilla *Start to eat some sandwiches*
Mandein: Great friend your are -_-*
Lene: ^_^
Mandein: Let gets out of here before they come back!
Jak: Too late girls
Both: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! *run around in panic and bump into each other*
Kid #34: Laters *runs out backdoor*
Dax&Len&Man: Crap
Jak: *bleep* Hey!?
Mandein: You're not allowed to swear outside the Blue Oyster Bar
Jak: *bleep*
Lene: Gotta run an errand *leaves*
Daxter: She's running away, she's running away!
Jak: She is? *looks up and sees the door slam* *bleep*
J&D: *Run out the door after Lene*
Mandein: *confused* Did I miss something? *looks around* Hey, wait for meeeeeeeeee! *runs after J&D*
***
Kid#34: *Still running* I must loose those four idiots!
Lene: Who you call a idiot, idiot?
Kid#34: You and that Jakzilla freak!
Jak: Hey! *bleeep* you *bleep* Darn those Bleeps!
Daxter: Everybody call you Jakzilla now!
Jak: Shut up
Random person: Hey Jakzilla!
Jak: Where is that grown potion? Than I let myself grow again and crush this city into dust especially Mandein and Lene!
Lene: *gulp*
Mandein: *sees scene and decides to run after Kid #34 instead* Crazy crazy people
Lene: *pushes Random person up to Jakzilla* Here you go, ask for an autograph...
RaPe (A/N: NOT INTENDED): Hey big guy, can I have your autograph?
Jak: Why yes! *finds pen and paper and writes down a long note for the Random Person*
Lene: Up up and awayyyy *runs out to search for Mandein*
***
Kid #34: *is out of the city now, still running* Must. Lose. Idiots!
***
Len&Man: *Run together and search for more pieces of Kid #34*
Lene: Head
Mandein: Check
Lene: Arms
Mandein: Check. . . sort of
Lene: ANYWAYS. . . Legs
Mandein: Check
Lene: Groase parts
Mandein: Check
Lene: Ok, what did we miss?
Mandein: Hmm, the liver . . .
Lene: Isn't the liver part of the groace parts?
Jak: Looking for this...? *holds up Kid #34's liver*
Mandein: Groase Jak! You keep the liver in your hands!
Jak: What? You keep the others things in your hands?
Mandein: . . .
Lene: Give it to us
Jak: Only if we can get Kid#34
Mandein: Come on Jak, why can't we be just friends?
Jak: Friends! Friends! You two embarrassing me the whole story long and then you suspect that we become friends?
Mandein: Well, yes?
Jak: Stop calling me Jakzilla then, let me and Daxter go back to Haven City and maybe, just maybe we become friends or I kill you both
Mandein: Huh? Ok Jakzilla?
Jak: STOP CALLING ME THAT! *Grabbed his scattergun* I smell blood this evening *Evil laugh*
M&L: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLPP!
***
Kid #34: *is stopped and looks out over an edge. There is nothing beside the edge* Crap
***
Lene: EEHEEEHEE BOO
Jak: *gets scared* Aargh *drops gun*
Lene: And now we run. . .
Daxter: Stop the rhyming crap!
Mandein: To find Kid #34 we'll need a map
Daxter: I said, stop with that rhyming!
Lene: Why?
Jak: They just embarrassing me
Mandein: We gonna run now, bye
Jak: Wait!
Mandein: What?
Jak: Look over there its Dark Jak!
Mandein: Where? I can't find him!
Lene: You crazy idiot! You felt for that trap!
Mandein: really?
Lene: No I'm just joking about J&D getting ahead of us because you ABSOLUTELY had to look for the alter ego of the guy you're standing face-to- face to
Mandein: Oh
***
J&D: *Runs, further, further*
Jak: I noticed that!
Authors: SORRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!
Jak: Geez, like we didn't notice.
***
Kid #34: No, it can't be!!!
Lene: Yes it can, now come here and we'll put you together
Mandein: err, how did we just end up here?
Lene: Talent... Don't ask
Kid #34: I bet you cheated!
Lene: Did not!
Kid : Did too!
Lene: Did not!
Kid#34: Did too
Mandein: Talent? When you got talent?
Lene: Talent. *whistles* Should I kill you?
Mandein: Where have I heard that before?
Lene: It is your line
Mandein: Oh yeah, give it back!
Daxter: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Its MY line!
Mandein: Oh no, there is Jakzilla again with his rodent!
Daxter: Hey, take that back!
Mandein: No
Daxter: *Start to fight with Mandein*
Jak&Len: *Rolls eyes*
Kid#34: Oh boy, I stand here with idiots!
Lene: Are you saying that I'm fat?
Jak: God no, please don't start THAT again!
Mandein: *starts to put Kid #34 back together* Darn this kind of thing should come with a "help for dummies" book
Kid #34: More likely for brain-dead blondes. . .
Mandein: I'm not blonde!
Lene: Tis ME who's blonde!
Jak: me too
Daxter: I was red ^_^
Mandein: Yo, orange furball. Shut up!
Daxter: What Brownie!
Mandein: Is that a nickname?
Daxter: Thanks for that Brownie!
Mandein: Shut up
Gandalf *enters stage* Before I was grey, now I am white (N/A Gandalf from LOTR if you didn't notice yet 0_~)
Lene: Ok, gramps, we're having a fight here and there isn't room for one more
Gandalf: Come on, let me be the Deus Ex Machina, please? (A/N: New person who enters and solves the conflict)
Lene: No
Mandein: Come on, Gandalf clearly wants to be part of this and we can't solve it ourselves
Lene: Ok then...
Gandalf: *waves staff. With a poof Kid #34 disappears*
Lene: Hey!? We don't want to die!!
Gandalf: You won't die... yet
*everything goes dark*
***
2 minutes later
Lene: *Wakes up in front of a TV and the PS2 is on, showing the pause screen from Jak II* Mandein? *shakes her* Wake up
Mandein: Huh, what?
Lene: We fell asleep?
Mandein: Really?
***
*At the Naughty Ottsel*
Daxter: Jak? *shakes him* Wake up
Jak: Huh, what?
Daxter: We fell asleep?
Jak: Really?
***
Lene: It's just a dream, even though it seemed real
Mandein: Sad, huh?
Lene: Yeah. . . *She grabs the controller, pushes the start button and they continue playing*
***
Jak: Glad it was just a dream- then the girls won't return
Dax: Yeah, phew!
Jak: Uhh, Dax?
Daxter: Yeah?
Jak: I think I found something *pulls out Kid #34's liver*
Both : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAargh
Kid#34: And now it's my turn! *Really evil laugh*
***
AD: This was the last chapter of The Never Started Story
Kiz: I hope you have really enjoy this story
Kaza: Finally, they are finished
Beautyfly: Really? I got a bad feeling about the last sentences. With Kid #34
Kaza: Ohhh please, not a sequel
Kid#34: Yesssssssss! I want some revenge on those four idiots
AD: Who you call idiots, idiot -_-*
Kiz: Forget him, let's go to the reviews
AD: Shark, thanks for the review ^_^
Kiz: Yeah and we think up more madness for Jakie-boy in the sequel
Jak: *Thinking* And I must think up something for a AD and Kiz madness!
AD&Kiz: 0_0'
Kid#34: I'll be back *Evil laugh as those from Dracula*
Jak: Oh shut up! *Blast Kid#34 away with his scatter gun* Man, I hate that *bleep* guy! And I hate those *bleep* bleeps!
AD&Kiz: Until the sequel and review please ^_^
Jak: DAX! RUN TO THE HILLS! THE GIRLS WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL OF THIS CRAZY FIC!
AD: He'll wait for us!
Kiz: Yeah, we need you to make the sequel! *Chases together with AD, Jak and Daxter*