Basses Are a Girl's Best Friend

The boys I know, they like to talk,
Words full of great sentiment,
But I prefer, a boy who's real,
And knows musical instruments.
A kiss on the hand, it may make my heart pound,
But basses are a girl's best friend!
A kiss may be grand, but it don't make sweet sound,
At your first live show or your first traveling tour.
Men grow old as girls get old,
And we all lose our cool in the end,
But four string or five string, these guitars never stop singing!
Basses are a girl's best friend!
(Ibanez, Hibi, Yamaha, four string and five string!
Talk to me Shane M*****, tell me all about it!)
There may come a time when a lass needs an agent,
But basses are a girl's best friend!
There may come a time when a half-brained manager,
Thinks your awful hot, but get that guitar or else no thought!
He's your guy when the playing is good,
But beware when it starts to descend,
It's then that those ladies go back to their steadies,
Basses are a girl's best friend!
I've heard of affairs that were totally harmless,
But basses are a girl's best friend!
And I think that affairs that you must keep all guiltless,
Are better tries, the saucy girls get the cuter guys!
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you have no more hair on your head,
But stiff backed and old aged you stand straight on stage..
Basses---..Basses---.
I don't mean electric,
Basses are a girls' best friend-----------------!
K, typing this made me realize this song makes absolutely no sense.but I
have this funny mental pic of Shane getting all "cocky" and stuff at the
"Saucy girls get cuter guys"..anyhow, I know it makes no sense, but enjoy
anyhow! Tchao! Love, peace, and daisies forever! ~_^