Letters to Santa

Kitsueni: Merry Christmas!

Ryu: What are you so happy about?

Piper: Get into the liquor again?

Kitsueni: In fact, yes I did.

Ryu: Oy vey

Piper: Who's this chapter about?

Kitsueni: Jounouchi

Ryu: This isn't gonna end well.

Piper: What the hell would Jou want for Christmas anyway?

Kitsueni : I don't know. Lets ask him

Jounouchi dummy: -Is rolled out-

Kitsueni: So Jou, what do you want for Christmas?

Jou dummy: -Silence-

Kitsueni: Then ask Santa to give that to ya

Piper and Ryu: -Exchange looks-

Kitsueni: -Bursts into song- We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and we hope you get drunk...

Piper: Whatever

Ryu: Lets just get on with it

Kitsueni: -Passed out on the floor-

Piper: Poor guy. Never had a chance -Picks him up and throws him in the corner-

Kitsueni- -THUD- owie...

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Chapter 5- Jounouchi

Jou: -Sigh- "I'm bored. There's nothing around here to do" -Looks around and sees paper and a pen and shrugs- "Why not give it a shot?" -Walks over and starts writing-

Jounouchi's letter:

Dear Santa,
I have no clue what to ask you what I want but whatever. I'm just writing because I'm bored. Just give me whatever you think I want and I'll be happy. So I guess I'm done.

Bye,
Katsuya Jounouchi

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Piper: I'm sorry if that was so short but we really had no clue what Jou wanted.

Ryu: Yeah. So R&R if you want. Bye

Kitsueni: -Snore-