Heehee. I promised Numbuh 7 a S+M mistletoe scene. So I put it in this
chappie. ^^
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Laura was humming to herself as she came down to breakfast that morning.
"What are you so dang happy about?" her mother asked her with a smile.
"Not gonna tell you, not gonna tell you, not gonna tell you," Laura replied. "But I'm going out to pick some mistletoe, okay?"
Her mom shrugged. "Whatever you say, dear..."
After she had left the house in a hurry, Forrest shuffled into the kitchen in his slippers and yawned. "Where's Laura?" he asked. "Shouldn't she be getting ready for school?"
"Oh, she went to pick some mistletoe," Marian answered casually.
Forrest thought this over for a second before asking "Where does she think she's gonna find mistletoe? And isn't it poisonous?"
Marian shrugged again. "Whatever you say, dear..."
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Hamtaro almost fell over when he stepped into the clubhouse that morning. Everywhere, from every possible place, hung bundles of mistletoe.
"Phew," Hamtaro sighed. "Someone's in the holiday spirit."
"Who do you think?" Sandy asked, walking up beside him. "My stupid brother decided that if he decorated the entire clubhouse with mistletoe, he would be bound to get at least one good kiss before Christmas is over. Of course, he didn't stop to think that every other guy would have just as good a chance as him."
At that very moment, both Howdy and Dexter were fighting over one particular bunch of mistletoe, trying desperately to get Pashmina to come over while at the same time trying to get the other one away from the mistletoe.
"Hey, dude," a familiar voice came from behind Hamtaro.
"Speak of the devil," Sandy sighed.
"What?" Stan asked.
"You'll never learn, will you, bro?" Sandy said, then noticed that Maxwell was standing precariously close to a bunch of mistletoe and decided not to pass up the opportunity for a little holiday lovin'.
"Oh MAX-well," she said in a sing-song voice as she approached him.
"Yes?" Maxwell replied.
Sandy motioned towards the mistletoe with her head. Maxwell went red in the face.
"Oh come ON," Sandy said. She grabbed Maxwell by the paw and dragged him under the mistletoe. Before he could react, she planted a huge kiss on his lips.
When she pulled away, Maxwell was even redder than before. But then a sly smile crossed his face and he said "That was nice. Let's do it again."
Sandy was in no mood to turn down the offer and before you could say "Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night" they were enjoying a little make- out session in full view of everyone else in the clubhouse. It made Stan want to puke and made Howdy and Dexter all the more eager to get Pashmina under the mistletoe alone.
Finally she came over, and they both started trying desperately to shove the other one out of the way. But they both froze in place to listen when she opened her mouth to speak.
"You know," she began, smiling broadly, "if you're going to play by the rules, whenever two people are standing under the mistletoe together, regardless of gender, they're supposed to kiss each other."
It took a minute for this new information to sink in. Then, slowly, Howdy and Dexter both looked up at the mistletoe above their heads, then turned to look at each other, standing side by side directly underneath it.
There was a momentary still silence. Then, with a horrified shout, they both jumped aside as quickly as possible, then pretended to gag. Pashmina got a good laugh out of that.
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Laura skipped down the hall at school and into her classroom, humming to herself. She scanned the room for Travis as soon as she got inside, found him, and traipsed over to his desk.
"Whaddaya want now?" he demanded, and spat on the floor.
"I have a SURPRISE!!!" Laura told him.
Travis rolled his eyes and groaned. "Great."
Laura reached into her backpack and pulled out some mistletoe. "Look what I brought!" she said. "You know what you're supposed to do when you're under the mistletoe with someone, right?" Laura giggled dreamily.
Travis nodded.
"Well then," Laura said, and held the mistletoe over her and Travis' heads. "Are you going to-"
Laura couldn't finish what she was saying as she had just taken a fist to her jaw and stumbled backwards onto the floor.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" she cried. "Why'd you do that?! You were supposed to kiss me!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Travis replied. "I thought you were supposed to PUNCH the person you were under the mistletoe with."
Laura mumbled something about where the heck he had heard that, then stood up and turned away, still holding the mistletoe above her head. Staring at the floor, she didn't notice when she walked right into Fat Kid.
"Ohmygosh," Fat Kid whispered, seeing the mistletoe in Laura's hand.
Laura looked up. "Hmm?"
Fat Kid grabbed her hands in his and stared into her eyes. "I've always wanted to tell you how I feel about you," he said. "I never knew you felt the same way!"
Laura wanted to scream, but it was too late; Fat Kid's mouth was already pressed against hers...
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"TODAY SUCKED!!!" Laura wrote furiously in her journal that evening. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT PUNCHED BY TRAVIS AND KISSED BY FAT KID ALL IN THE SAME TWO MINUTES!!!"
"Hahaha!" Hamtaro laughed to himself. "Sucks for you!"
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Man, I really don't know why I'm being so mean to Laura in this fic, I really have nothing against her. Oh well. Next chapter, next chapter, next chapter NOW, I command you!!!
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Laura was humming to herself as she came down to breakfast that morning.
"What are you so dang happy about?" her mother asked her with a smile.
"Not gonna tell you, not gonna tell you, not gonna tell you," Laura replied. "But I'm going out to pick some mistletoe, okay?"
Her mom shrugged. "Whatever you say, dear..."
After she had left the house in a hurry, Forrest shuffled into the kitchen in his slippers and yawned. "Where's Laura?" he asked. "Shouldn't she be getting ready for school?"
"Oh, she went to pick some mistletoe," Marian answered casually.
Forrest thought this over for a second before asking "Where does she think she's gonna find mistletoe? And isn't it poisonous?"
Marian shrugged again. "Whatever you say, dear..."
~
Hamtaro almost fell over when he stepped into the clubhouse that morning. Everywhere, from every possible place, hung bundles of mistletoe.
"Phew," Hamtaro sighed. "Someone's in the holiday spirit."
"Who do you think?" Sandy asked, walking up beside him. "My stupid brother decided that if he decorated the entire clubhouse with mistletoe, he would be bound to get at least one good kiss before Christmas is over. Of course, he didn't stop to think that every other guy would have just as good a chance as him."
At that very moment, both Howdy and Dexter were fighting over one particular bunch of mistletoe, trying desperately to get Pashmina to come over while at the same time trying to get the other one away from the mistletoe.
"Hey, dude," a familiar voice came from behind Hamtaro.
"Speak of the devil," Sandy sighed.
"What?" Stan asked.
"You'll never learn, will you, bro?" Sandy said, then noticed that Maxwell was standing precariously close to a bunch of mistletoe and decided not to pass up the opportunity for a little holiday lovin'.
"Oh MAX-well," she said in a sing-song voice as she approached him.
"Yes?" Maxwell replied.
Sandy motioned towards the mistletoe with her head. Maxwell went red in the face.
"Oh come ON," Sandy said. She grabbed Maxwell by the paw and dragged him under the mistletoe. Before he could react, she planted a huge kiss on his lips.
When she pulled away, Maxwell was even redder than before. But then a sly smile crossed his face and he said "That was nice. Let's do it again."
Sandy was in no mood to turn down the offer and before you could say "Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night" they were enjoying a little make- out session in full view of everyone else in the clubhouse. It made Stan want to puke and made Howdy and Dexter all the more eager to get Pashmina under the mistletoe alone.
Finally she came over, and they both started trying desperately to shove the other one out of the way. But they both froze in place to listen when she opened her mouth to speak.
"You know," she began, smiling broadly, "if you're going to play by the rules, whenever two people are standing under the mistletoe together, regardless of gender, they're supposed to kiss each other."
It took a minute for this new information to sink in. Then, slowly, Howdy and Dexter both looked up at the mistletoe above their heads, then turned to look at each other, standing side by side directly underneath it.
There was a momentary still silence. Then, with a horrified shout, they both jumped aside as quickly as possible, then pretended to gag. Pashmina got a good laugh out of that.
~
Laura skipped down the hall at school and into her classroom, humming to herself. She scanned the room for Travis as soon as she got inside, found him, and traipsed over to his desk.
"Whaddaya want now?" he demanded, and spat on the floor.
"I have a SURPRISE!!!" Laura told him.
Travis rolled his eyes and groaned. "Great."
Laura reached into her backpack and pulled out some mistletoe. "Look what I brought!" she said. "You know what you're supposed to do when you're under the mistletoe with someone, right?" Laura giggled dreamily.
Travis nodded.
"Well then," Laura said, and held the mistletoe over her and Travis' heads. "Are you going to-"
Laura couldn't finish what she was saying as she had just taken a fist to her jaw and stumbled backwards onto the floor.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" she cried. "Why'd you do that?! You were supposed to kiss me!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Travis replied. "I thought you were supposed to PUNCH the person you were under the mistletoe with."
Laura mumbled something about where the heck he had heard that, then stood up and turned away, still holding the mistletoe above her head. Staring at the floor, she didn't notice when she walked right into Fat Kid.
"Ohmygosh," Fat Kid whispered, seeing the mistletoe in Laura's hand.
Laura looked up. "Hmm?"
Fat Kid grabbed her hands in his and stared into her eyes. "I've always wanted to tell you how I feel about you," he said. "I never knew you felt the same way!"
Laura wanted to scream, but it was too late; Fat Kid's mouth was already pressed against hers...
~
"TODAY SUCKED!!!" Laura wrote furiously in her journal that evening. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT PUNCHED BY TRAVIS AND KISSED BY FAT KID ALL IN THE SAME TWO MINUTES!!!"
"Hahaha!" Hamtaro laughed to himself. "Sucks for you!"
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Man, I really don't know why I'm being so mean to Laura in this fic, I really have nothing against her. Oh well. Next chapter, next chapter, next chapter NOW, I command you!!!