Okay, in this chappie I used a wonderful idea that john sent me. Thanks
john!!! I didn't know if u meant they should sing the actual song, though,
or have them come up with their own 12 days, so I did the latter. I think
it's funnier that way. Tell me what you think. ^^
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It was getting closer and closer to Christmas, and Mr. Yoshi was still drilling the class with stuff about plants and weather and history stuff. Laura, getting annoyed and feeling that he was not at all in the holiday spirit, decided to perk the class up a bit.
"HEY, LET'S SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!" she randomly screamed in the middle of a lesson.
Mr. Yoshi looked at her the way a mother bear looks at someone that has just gotten in between her and her cubs.
And then he shouted back at her, "SHUT THE HECK UP!!!"
But it was too late. The class had already agreed with Laura's proposition, and had began singing their own version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
"On the first day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, a science project about trees!" Laura started, and her classmates joined in one by one with their own ideas.
"On the second day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me," Kana sang, "Two tests to study for, and a science fair project about trees!"
"On the third day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, three F's on my report card, two tests to study for, and a science fair project about trees!" This came from Kylie.
Then it was June's turn. "On the fourth day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, four piles of homework, three F's on my report card, two tests to study for and a science fair project about trees!"
Travis decided to give his thoughts next. "On the fifth day of Christmas Mr. Yoshi gave to me, SHUT UP IDIOTS!!!"
The cheesy background music coming from nowhere in particular abruptly halted.
"Travis...you...but..." Laura stuttered.
Travis spit on the ground and said "I'm going to the water fountain. See you losers in a few minutes."
He didn't come back for the rest of the day.
But the class kept singing.
Fat Kid, although still indignant about being dubbed Fat Kid, added the next line to the song. "On the sixth day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, six hours of detention, SHUT UP IDIOTS, four piles of homework, three F's on my report card, two tests to study for, and a science fair project about trees!"
And so it went, with random students interjecting (A/N: is that a word?) new lines to the song, until it came out something like this:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, THAT'S IT I'M QUITTING! (Mr. Yoshi did that one) Eleven dumb math problems Ten evil glances Nine poisoned apples (don't ask) Eight things, uh... Seven points on a quiz Six hours of detention SHUT UP IDIOTS! Four piles of homework Three F's on my report card Two tests to study for And a science fair project about trees!
~
Having heard the song himself and getting another one of his bright ideas, Hamtaro was excited about getting the Ham-Hams to make up their own version of the Twelve Days Of Christmas. He burst through the door with a song in his furry little heart and shouted "ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY OWNER GAVE TO ME, A HANDFUL OF SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!!"
Everyone dropped what they were doing and stared at him.
"Come on, guys!" Hamtaro shouted. "Don't you know the twelve days of Christmas? If you know Dominic the Donkey, you ought to know the twelve days of Christmas."
"Oui, we know it," Bijou replied.
"Hehehe..." Oxnard laughed. "She said wee-wee..."
Bijou bashed him over the head with a rubber mallet.
"AS I WAS SAYING," Bijou said. "I know ze song."
"GREAT!!!" Hamtaro said. "THEN LET'S ALL SING!!!"
"You don't have to shout," Bijou said irritably.
"Sorry," Hamtaro replied. "Okay, I'm gonna start the song over, and you guys all come up with different lines, okay?"
"Okay," they all sighed half-heartedly.
Hamtaro cleared his throat. "On the first day of Christmas my owner gave to me, a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"On ze second day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, two brand new ribbons, and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Bijou added.
"On the third day of Christmas my owner gave to me, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Boss said next.
"Steamrollers?" Hamtaro asked him quizzically.
"Heck, I like to smash things," Boss shrugged.
"Alrighty then..."
"On the fourth day of Christmas," Cappy said, "my owner gave to me, four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"Oy, Cappy," Boss said.
"What?"
"You're so darn predictable."
"Am I?"
"Yes."
"Oh well."
"On the fifth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!!" Oxnard sang.
Everyone fell over anime style.
And Oxnard continued. "Four awesome hats, three giant bulldozers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"On the sixth day of Christmas my owner gave to me, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Howdy added.
"Singing munchkins???" Dexter asked.
"Who doesn't like singing munchkins?" Howdy said disbelievingly. "Haven't you seen 'The Wizard of Oz'? You're so uncultured!"
Dexter sighed and rolled his eyes, then continued the song. "On the seventh day of Christmas my owner gave to me, seven tubes of toothpaste, six...er...singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"And how is toothpaste any better than singing munchkins?" Howdy demanded.
"This is how," Dexter replied, and he opened his mouth showing off his gleaming white teeth which practically blinded Howdy.
"On the eighth day of Christmas," Panda sang, shielding his eyes from the toothy glare, "my owner gave to me, eight jigsaw puzzles, seven tubes of toothpaste, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"You like jigsaws?" Boss asked.
"Jigsaws AND jigsaw puzzles!" Panda replied.
(A/N: for those of you who don't know, there is a kind of tool called a jigsaw)
"On the ninth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, nine flying monkeys, eight jigsaw puzzles, seven tubes of toothpaste, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Pashmina went next.
"WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WIZARD OF OZ THEME?!" Dexter said.
Pashmina shrugged. "I've always wanted a flying monkey..."
"On the tenth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me," Stan began (A/N: hey, that rhymes!), "ten sexy girlfriends-"
Before he could continue, Sandy had grabbed him by the tail with her ribbon and was dragging him away while at the same time singing, "On the eleventh day of Christmas my owner gave to me, eleven chocolate cupcakes, STAN YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT, nine flying monkeys, eight jigsaw puzzles, seven tubes of toothpaste, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
Maxwell watched his girlfriend disciplining her brother for a moment and then turned to others. "I guess that leaves me, huh?" He thought for a second and then said, "On the twelfth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, twelve works of Shakespeare-"
There was a unanimous groan throughout the clubhouse.
"What?" Maxwell said. "Shakespeare was perhaps the greatest playwright of all time! Anyone should be ecstatic to receive twelve of his famous works for Christmas! You just don't appreciate his genius! Why, just the other day..."
~
"Today was AWESOME!!!" Laura wrote that night. "We sang in class!"
"Yeah...we sang too...," Hamtaro said to himself. "But then Max went into a lecture on Shakespeare, and it all went downhill from there..."
Laura slammed her journal in a very hyperactive way, then looked at Hamtaro. "Six more days, and then it will be Christmas!" she told him, as if he cared.
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Stan: Hey dudes and dudettes, this is DJ Stan filling in for DJ Oxnard, who ate too many pastry trucks and is currently experiencing an awful stomach ache.anyhow, send me your song requests, and I'll get the others to sing them for your pleasure.
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Okay, that's all for now. Kirbykat and Sandygal, I'll use your ideas in the next chapters. Til then, this is Geniemaster, signing off.
Oh yeah - how could I forget - HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
(PS - don't forget to review!!!)
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It was getting closer and closer to Christmas, and Mr. Yoshi was still drilling the class with stuff about plants and weather and history stuff. Laura, getting annoyed and feeling that he was not at all in the holiday spirit, decided to perk the class up a bit.
"HEY, LET'S SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!" she randomly screamed in the middle of a lesson.
Mr. Yoshi looked at her the way a mother bear looks at someone that has just gotten in between her and her cubs.
And then he shouted back at her, "SHUT THE HECK UP!!!"
But it was too late. The class had already agreed with Laura's proposition, and had began singing their own version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
"On the first day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, a science project about trees!" Laura started, and her classmates joined in one by one with their own ideas.
"On the second day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me," Kana sang, "Two tests to study for, and a science fair project about trees!"
"On the third day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, three F's on my report card, two tests to study for, and a science fair project about trees!" This came from Kylie.
Then it was June's turn. "On the fourth day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, four piles of homework, three F's on my report card, two tests to study for and a science fair project about trees!"
Travis decided to give his thoughts next. "On the fifth day of Christmas Mr. Yoshi gave to me, SHUT UP IDIOTS!!!"
The cheesy background music coming from nowhere in particular abruptly halted.
"Travis...you...but..." Laura stuttered.
Travis spit on the ground and said "I'm going to the water fountain. See you losers in a few minutes."
He didn't come back for the rest of the day.
But the class kept singing.
Fat Kid, although still indignant about being dubbed Fat Kid, added the next line to the song. "On the sixth day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, six hours of detention, SHUT UP IDIOTS, four piles of homework, three F's on my report card, two tests to study for, and a science fair project about trees!"
And so it went, with random students interjecting (A/N: is that a word?) new lines to the song, until it came out something like this:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mr. Yoshi gave to me, THAT'S IT I'M QUITTING! (Mr. Yoshi did that one) Eleven dumb math problems Ten evil glances Nine poisoned apples (don't ask) Eight things, uh... Seven points on a quiz Six hours of detention SHUT UP IDIOTS! Four piles of homework Three F's on my report card Two tests to study for And a science fair project about trees!
~
Having heard the song himself and getting another one of his bright ideas, Hamtaro was excited about getting the Ham-Hams to make up their own version of the Twelve Days Of Christmas. He burst through the door with a song in his furry little heart and shouted "ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY OWNER GAVE TO ME, A HANDFUL OF SUNFLOWER SEEDS!!!"
Everyone dropped what they were doing and stared at him.
"Come on, guys!" Hamtaro shouted. "Don't you know the twelve days of Christmas? If you know Dominic the Donkey, you ought to know the twelve days of Christmas."
"Oui, we know it," Bijou replied.
"Hehehe..." Oxnard laughed. "She said wee-wee..."
Bijou bashed him over the head with a rubber mallet.
"AS I WAS SAYING," Bijou said. "I know ze song."
"GREAT!!!" Hamtaro said. "THEN LET'S ALL SING!!!"
"You don't have to shout," Bijou said irritably.
"Sorry," Hamtaro replied. "Okay, I'm gonna start the song over, and you guys all come up with different lines, okay?"
"Okay," they all sighed half-heartedly.
Hamtaro cleared his throat. "On the first day of Christmas my owner gave to me, a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"On ze second day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, two brand new ribbons, and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Bijou added.
"On the third day of Christmas my owner gave to me, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Boss said next.
"Steamrollers?" Hamtaro asked him quizzically.
"Heck, I like to smash things," Boss shrugged.
"Alrighty then..."
"On the fourth day of Christmas," Cappy said, "my owner gave to me, four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"Oy, Cappy," Boss said.
"What?"
"You're so darn predictable."
"Am I?"
"Yes."
"Oh well."
"On the fifth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!!" Oxnard sang.
Everyone fell over anime style.
And Oxnard continued. "Four awesome hats, three giant bulldozers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"On the sixth day of Christmas my owner gave to me, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Howdy added.
"Singing munchkins???" Dexter asked.
"Who doesn't like singing munchkins?" Howdy said disbelievingly. "Haven't you seen 'The Wizard of Oz'? You're so uncultured!"
Dexter sighed and rolled his eyes, then continued the song. "On the seventh day of Christmas my owner gave to me, seven tubes of toothpaste, six...er...singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"And how is toothpaste any better than singing munchkins?" Howdy demanded.
"This is how," Dexter replied, and he opened his mouth showing off his gleaming white teeth which practically blinded Howdy.
"On the eighth day of Christmas," Panda sang, shielding his eyes from the toothy glare, "my owner gave to me, eight jigsaw puzzles, seven tubes of toothpaste, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
"You like jigsaws?" Boss asked.
"Jigsaws AND jigsaw puzzles!" Panda replied.
(A/N: for those of you who don't know, there is a kind of tool called a jigsaw)
"On the ninth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, nine flying monkeys, eight jigsaw puzzles, seven tubes of toothpaste, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!" Pashmina went next.
"WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WIZARD OF OZ THEME?!" Dexter said.
Pashmina shrugged. "I've always wanted a flying monkey..."
"On the tenth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me," Stan began (A/N: hey, that rhymes!), "ten sexy girlfriends-"
Before he could continue, Sandy had grabbed him by the tail with her ribbon and was dragging him away while at the same time singing, "On the eleventh day of Christmas my owner gave to me, eleven chocolate cupcakes, STAN YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT, nine flying monkeys, eight jigsaw puzzles, seven tubes of toothpaste, six singing munchkins, FIVE PASTRY TRUCKS!!! Four awesome hats, three giant steamrollers, two brand new ribbons and a handful of sunflower seeds!"
Maxwell watched his girlfriend disciplining her brother for a moment and then turned to others. "I guess that leaves me, huh?" He thought for a second and then said, "On the twelfth day of Christmas, my owner gave to me, twelve works of Shakespeare-"
There was a unanimous groan throughout the clubhouse.
"What?" Maxwell said. "Shakespeare was perhaps the greatest playwright of all time! Anyone should be ecstatic to receive twelve of his famous works for Christmas! You just don't appreciate his genius! Why, just the other day..."
~
"Today was AWESOME!!!" Laura wrote that night. "We sang in class!"
"Yeah...we sang too...," Hamtaro said to himself. "But then Max went into a lecture on Shakespeare, and it all went downhill from there..."
Laura slammed her journal in a very hyperactive way, then looked at Hamtaro. "Six more days, and then it will be Christmas!" she told him, as if he cared.
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Stan: Hey dudes and dudettes, this is DJ Stan filling in for DJ Oxnard, who ate too many pastry trucks and is currently experiencing an awful stomach ache.anyhow, send me your song requests, and I'll get the others to sing them for your pleasure.
~
Okay, that's all for now. Kirbykat and Sandygal, I'll use your ideas in the next chapters. Til then, this is Geniemaster, signing off.
Oh yeah - how could I forget - HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
(PS - don't forget to review!!!)