Rurouni's Moon Chapter Two
It Took a While, but They Explained!
~~~~Well folks, I think I remembered the names I needed to remember to make
a good sequence to my 5x reviewed (lovin' braggin') chapter one~~~~
*So. Sano and company were being hunted out of the bushes by the girl squad
in mini-skirts.*
Mina: VENUS LOVE CHA.
Amy: No! Stop you silly!
Mina: .IN!! Too late! Hehehe!!! ^^
*A chain made of little pink hearts (dunno if they were hearts or the Venus
sign, 0+, or if the color was pink or orange.) shot out of the air, and
when Mina took one end in her hands, the other end went into the bush were
Sano and Kaoru were hiding and pulled Sano out by the foot, dragged him
out, and brought him in front of the rest of the girls, which by that time
had all come out of the well. The chain let go of his foot and he fell on
his head since he had been hanging up-side-down. Then the chain went back
into the bush, grabbed Kaoru, and through her attempts to cut the rope,
managed to calmly drop her where Sano was sitting and rubbing his sore
head.*
Sano: Ow!! What was that for!
Kaoru: Yeah! And who are you *starts counting* one, two, three- um. never
mind how many!!
Sano: Who do you think you are to.
Hotaru: Sneak in your dojo.
Kaoru: MY DOJO!
Hotaru: Sorry, miss! .sneak in and start pulling everyone out of their
hiding places with an unbreakable whip without an explanation?!
Sano: Yeah! Right!
Mina: Oh! Sorry about the whip thing, but what would you have done if you
were fighting a super-villain on a distant planet, the villain's side-kicks
are killing off your pals, and you faint and wake up unconscious in a well
with all your pals piled on top of you?
Rini: Yeah! And then you're expected to all climb up this well (and
remember you're dead tiered), you do, and you find that you've been warped
back to medieval times!!
*Now Kenshin and Yahiko were also rubbing their heads*
Kenshin: Super villain? WHERE?! WHERE?!
Kaoru: Well, Ok. but you still haven't told us who you all are, and where
the hell you come from!!
Setsuna: We are from the future. what year is this?
Yahiko: Um. 1870.
Setsuna: Well, we are from 1990!
Kaoru: Wow! Then you got here through a time machine or something?!
Amy: We don't know yet.
Kenshin: Well, let me introduce myself to you young ladies! ^^
I'm Kenshin Himura!
Amy: The battosai?
Sano: Yeah, but he'd rather forget about that! I'm Sanosuke Sagara! Nice to
meet you ladies, and at your service! *hic*
Yahiko: Sorry! He's drunk! And almost always is!
*giggles came from the girls*
I'm Yahiko Myogin, descendant of a long line of samurais. You can call
Sanosuke Sano, or even better, *smirks* ZANZA!! HAHAHAAA!
Sano: RRRR!!! I'll get you for that! *gives Yahiko a weggie*
Kaoru: STOP IT YOU TOO! *_*' Um. oh! Right! I'm Kaoru Kamiya, and I teach
Kendo here, in the Kamiya Dojo. And you STILL haven't told me who you are!
For now, you are just mere trespassers that frightened me and my friends in
my own home! If I wanted.
Lita: Don't panic, don't panic, miss, we mean no harm, and we aren't up for
a fight considering how beat up and worn out we are, so we'll answer your
request.
Michiru: This may be a little hard for you to understand, but we are the
Sailor Scouts of our solar system. Here, to make it simple, we fight crime
on our planet and others, and we live and die to restore peace and justice!
^^
Kenshin: That's a little like what we do here, you girls do more complex
stuff, that you do! ^_^x Did you say "DIE"? You mean you've died before?!
Serena: Yes, this is another complex matter that we can discuss later! ^^
Kaoru: Hmm. And why should we trust you? I mean, you could just be spies or
something!
Kenshin: I don't think anyone would be silly enough to send us some worn
out spies, that I don't! ^_^x
Raye: Why? Would someone be spying in you?
Sano: Well, little bunnies, Ken-Ken here is that *hic* battosai, remember?!
He's killed a few in his time *hic* which reminds me, don't be fooled, he
isn't as young as you think, he's 29! Anyways, *hic* many people want
revenge for the massacres he's done, so we're constantly on the look out!
Kenshin: So, would you like to come inside?
Kaoru: I think I should have asked but never mind! What he said!!
*Then Kenshin suddenly turned around.*
Kenshin: Did you hear that?
Rini: Yahiko, stop staring at me, please!
Kaoru: What is it, Kenshin?
*Then a little dog appeared from out of the bushes*
Hotaru: Awww! How cute!
Kenshin: Watchout! EVERYONE DUCK! *he pulls out his reverse-blade sword,
and slices and dices the doggy*
Haruka: Phew! That was close!
Rini: Wha?!
Kenshin: That doggy was a fake, that it was! It was actually a disguised
bomb!
Setsuna: You're good!
Kaoru: Quick! Come inside! There may be more!
Serena: *enters* This place is nice and cozy! Is there something to eat?
I'm starved!
Sano: Yeah! Me too!!!
Kaoru: You all be seated! I'll go fix supper!
Lita: Let me do it! I'll give you guys a break from traditional Japanese
foods!
Kaoru: Are you sure you don't want to rest now? You can cook for us another
day when you come back, I'm sure you will!
Amy: That's the thing, we need to get back to where we where because I'm
not too sure something good happened! So, I don't know if we'll see each
other again!
Kaoru: I'm sure we will! ^^ Come by tomorrow and you can fix dinner, ok,
Lita! That will give you time to get what you need!
Well, now that that's settled, what do we eat?
Sano: *whispers* This is great! She forgot about kicking me out!
Rini: Miss!
Kaoru: Yes.?
Rini: Would you like me to pick up this vase- or the remains of the vase
for you?
Kenshin: Oh. That's the vase I gave you. -_-
Kaoru: Yeah, Sano broke it for me!
Sano: Dang! She remembered!
*Everyone huddles over the vase*
Michiru: Oh what a shame! It looked like such a nice vase!
Rae: Yeah! Those vases sell for little fortunes back home!
Sano: You didn't have to tell her that, girls!
Mina: *pinches Sano's cheek and tells Kaoru in a baby voice*
But I'm sure that Sano wano didn't meanie weanie to droppy floppy the vasie
wasie, did he?!
Sano: Um. NAW!
Mina Of course he didn't!
Sano: *whispers to Yahiko* This 'un's scary!
Yahiko: You claimed her!
Sano: I want a refund! Whoops! I never paid! Thank goodness!
*Almost all of the scouts were all over Sano, and he ended up not enjoying
it, because the ones that were all over him were the little immature ones
he didn't like.*
Lita: He's mine! All mine!
Mina: He was mine first!
Kenshin: No, actually, he's drunk! And I know none of you would want a
drunk or a gambler, or a professional fighter, or someone who always eats!
Author: I do! I do!!!!!!! ^_^
Sano: Thank you, Kenshin, for saving me!
Kenshin: Again!
Sano: Yeah! Whatever!
Author: But I still would want a drunk gambler that fights for food!!!
I could cook for him!
Sano: Ok! Sounds good to.
*Author poofs into thin air*
Sano: Man! Why do good things always never *hic* not long last? *hic/burp*
All: EWWW!!!! GROSS!
Sano: 'Scuse moi!
Kenshin: Well, maybe she wasn't perfect after all!
Author: *grabs some of Kaoru's dirty cooking utensils and throws them at
Kenshin's head, They all miss but one, so everyone but Sano and Kenshin
laugh..*
*sniff* It's not funny!!! Whaaaaaa!!!!!!! AND I AM PERFECT!!!!
Kenshin: ORO!!! *Rubs his head*
Sano: I believe you!
Author: Thank you, Zanza! Whoops! I mean Sano!
Sano: Grrrr!!!!! I think I might take that.
*Author poofs again, but smooches his cheek before*
Sano: HEY!!!!!
Kenshin: Told you! *ducks in case Author was still there*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WELL, FOLKS, I KNOW THIS CHAPTER ISN'T TOO GOOD, BUT GIMME
ADVICE TO IMPROVE! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOU'RE REVIEWS! AND FOR NO FLAMES!!
W/LOVE AND THANX, LORT FANCHICK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It Took a While, but They Explained!
~~~~Well folks, I think I remembered the names I needed to remember to make
a good sequence to my 5x reviewed (lovin' braggin') chapter one~~~~
*So. Sano and company were being hunted out of the bushes by the girl squad
in mini-skirts.*
Mina: VENUS LOVE CHA.
Amy: No! Stop you silly!
Mina: .IN!! Too late! Hehehe!!! ^^
*A chain made of little pink hearts (dunno if they were hearts or the Venus
sign, 0+, or if the color was pink or orange.) shot out of the air, and
when Mina took one end in her hands, the other end went into the bush were
Sano and Kaoru were hiding and pulled Sano out by the foot, dragged him
out, and brought him in front of the rest of the girls, which by that time
had all come out of the well. The chain let go of his foot and he fell on
his head since he had been hanging up-side-down. Then the chain went back
into the bush, grabbed Kaoru, and through her attempts to cut the rope,
managed to calmly drop her where Sano was sitting and rubbing his sore
head.*
Sano: Ow!! What was that for!
Kaoru: Yeah! And who are you *starts counting* one, two, three- um. never
mind how many!!
Sano: Who do you think you are to.
Hotaru: Sneak in your dojo.
Kaoru: MY DOJO!
Hotaru: Sorry, miss! .sneak in and start pulling everyone out of their
hiding places with an unbreakable whip without an explanation?!
Sano: Yeah! Right!
Mina: Oh! Sorry about the whip thing, but what would you have done if you
were fighting a super-villain on a distant planet, the villain's side-kicks
are killing off your pals, and you faint and wake up unconscious in a well
with all your pals piled on top of you?
Rini: Yeah! And then you're expected to all climb up this well (and
remember you're dead tiered), you do, and you find that you've been warped
back to medieval times!!
*Now Kenshin and Yahiko were also rubbing their heads*
Kenshin: Super villain? WHERE?! WHERE?!
Kaoru: Well, Ok. but you still haven't told us who you all are, and where
the hell you come from!!
Setsuna: We are from the future. what year is this?
Yahiko: Um. 1870.
Setsuna: Well, we are from 1990!
Kaoru: Wow! Then you got here through a time machine or something?!
Amy: We don't know yet.
Kenshin: Well, let me introduce myself to you young ladies! ^^
I'm Kenshin Himura!
Amy: The battosai?
Sano: Yeah, but he'd rather forget about that! I'm Sanosuke Sagara! Nice to
meet you ladies, and at your service! *hic*
Yahiko: Sorry! He's drunk! And almost always is!
*giggles came from the girls*
I'm Yahiko Myogin, descendant of a long line of samurais. You can call
Sanosuke Sano, or even better, *smirks* ZANZA!! HAHAHAAA!
Sano: RRRR!!! I'll get you for that! *gives Yahiko a weggie*
Kaoru: STOP IT YOU TOO! *_*' Um. oh! Right! I'm Kaoru Kamiya, and I teach
Kendo here, in the Kamiya Dojo. And you STILL haven't told me who you are!
For now, you are just mere trespassers that frightened me and my friends in
my own home! If I wanted.
Lita: Don't panic, don't panic, miss, we mean no harm, and we aren't up for
a fight considering how beat up and worn out we are, so we'll answer your
request.
Michiru: This may be a little hard for you to understand, but we are the
Sailor Scouts of our solar system. Here, to make it simple, we fight crime
on our planet and others, and we live and die to restore peace and justice!
^^
Kenshin: That's a little like what we do here, you girls do more complex
stuff, that you do! ^_^x Did you say "DIE"? You mean you've died before?!
Serena: Yes, this is another complex matter that we can discuss later! ^^
Kaoru: Hmm. And why should we trust you? I mean, you could just be spies or
something!
Kenshin: I don't think anyone would be silly enough to send us some worn
out spies, that I don't! ^_^x
Raye: Why? Would someone be spying in you?
Sano: Well, little bunnies, Ken-Ken here is that *hic* battosai, remember?!
He's killed a few in his time *hic* which reminds me, don't be fooled, he
isn't as young as you think, he's 29! Anyways, *hic* many people want
revenge for the massacres he's done, so we're constantly on the look out!
Kenshin: So, would you like to come inside?
Kaoru: I think I should have asked but never mind! What he said!!
*Then Kenshin suddenly turned around.*
Kenshin: Did you hear that?
Rini: Yahiko, stop staring at me, please!
Kaoru: What is it, Kenshin?
*Then a little dog appeared from out of the bushes*
Hotaru: Awww! How cute!
Kenshin: Watchout! EVERYONE DUCK! *he pulls out his reverse-blade sword,
and slices and dices the doggy*
Haruka: Phew! That was close!
Rini: Wha?!
Kenshin: That doggy was a fake, that it was! It was actually a disguised
bomb!
Setsuna: You're good!
Kaoru: Quick! Come inside! There may be more!
Serena: *enters* This place is nice and cozy! Is there something to eat?
I'm starved!
Sano: Yeah! Me too!!!
Kaoru: You all be seated! I'll go fix supper!
Lita: Let me do it! I'll give you guys a break from traditional Japanese
foods!
Kaoru: Are you sure you don't want to rest now? You can cook for us another
day when you come back, I'm sure you will!
Amy: That's the thing, we need to get back to where we where because I'm
not too sure something good happened! So, I don't know if we'll see each
other again!
Kaoru: I'm sure we will! ^^ Come by tomorrow and you can fix dinner, ok,
Lita! That will give you time to get what you need!
Well, now that that's settled, what do we eat?
Sano: *whispers* This is great! She forgot about kicking me out!
Rini: Miss!
Kaoru: Yes.?
Rini: Would you like me to pick up this vase- or the remains of the vase
for you?
Kenshin: Oh. That's the vase I gave you. -_-
Kaoru: Yeah, Sano broke it for me!
Sano: Dang! She remembered!
*Everyone huddles over the vase*
Michiru: Oh what a shame! It looked like such a nice vase!
Rae: Yeah! Those vases sell for little fortunes back home!
Sano: You didn't have to tell her that, girls!
Mina: *pinches Sano's cheek and tells Kaoru in a baby voice*
But I'm sure that Sano wano didn't meanie weanie to droppy floppy the vasie
wasie, did he?!
Sano: Um. NAW!
Mina Of course he didn't!
Sano: *whispers to Yahiko* This 'un's scary!
Yahiko: You claimed her!
Sano: I want a refund! Whoops! I never paid! Thank goodness!
*Almost all of the scouts were all over Sano, and he ended up not enjoying
it, because the ones that were all over him were the little immature ones
he didn't like.*
Lita: He's mine! All mine!
Mina: He was mine first!
Kenshin: No, actually, he's drunk! And I know none of you would want a
drunk or a gambler, or a professional fighter, or someone who always eats!
Author: I do! I do!!!!!!! ^_^
Sano: Thank you, Kenshin, for saving me!
Kenshin: Again!
Sano: Yeah! Whatever!
Author: But I still would want a drunk gambler that fights for food!!!
I could cook for him!
Sano: Ok! Sounds good to.
*Author poofs into thin air*
Sano: Man! Why do good things always never *hic* not long last? *hic/burp*
All: EWWW!!!! GROSS!
Sano: 'Scuse moi!
Kenshin: Well, maybe she wasn't perfect after all!
Author: *grabs some of Kaoru's dirty cooking utensils and throws them at
Kenshin's head, They all miss but one, so everyone but Sano and Kenshin
laugh..*
*sniff* It's not funny!!! Whaaaaaa!!!!!!! AND I AM PERFECT!!!!
Kenshin: ORO!!! *Rubs his head*
Sano: I believe you!
Author: Thank you, Zanza! Whoops! I mean Sano!
Sano: Grrrr!!!!! I think I might take that.
*Author poofs again, but smooches his cheek before*
Sano: HEY!!!!!
Kenshin: Told you! *ducks in case Author was still there*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WELL, FOLKS, I KNOW THIS CHAPTER ISN'T TOO GOOD, BUT GIMME
ADVICE TO IMPROVE! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOU'RE REVIEWS! AND FOR NO FLAMES!!
W/LOVE AND THANX, LORT FANCHICK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~